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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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This is between me and Scholz.

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Leave the EU out of this.

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What the fuck did you say about Scholz?

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Scholz.

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I don't love Scholz.

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Scholz.

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Ever.

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Ever.

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Scholz.

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Say that about Scholz again.

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I don't love Scholz.

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Scholz.

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If you had half of what fucking Scholz had in you, then I'd think something of me, but you don't.

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Scholz.

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I don't love Scholz.

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Scholz.

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I don't love Scholz.

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Scholz.

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Kevin Beijing, thanks for the tip.

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Scholz.

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Scholz.

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This is between me and Scholz.

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Leave the EU out of this.

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Scholz.

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Scholz.

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Scholz.

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Scholz.

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Scholz.

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Scholz.

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I don't love Scholz.

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Scholz.

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Scholz.

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I don't love Scholz.

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Zero tip.

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Scholz.

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I don't love Scholz.

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Scholz.

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I don't love Scholz.

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This is between me and fucking Scholz.

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Stay out of this.

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You don't know him like I know him.

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Zero tip.

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Thanks very much, Ethan from Gamescom.

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Thank you very much, Ethan.

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What the fuck did you do with Scholz?

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Bring him back and bring him back now.

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Zero tip.

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Because I ain't got all day a clone named Gibso.

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Thanks for the tip.

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You want to know about a great guy?

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I'll tell you about a great guy.

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First name Olaf.

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Surname S to the C to the H to the O to the L to the Z.

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thanks for the tip. You want to know about a great guy? I'll tell you about a great guy.

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First name Olaf. S to the C to the H to the O to the L to the Z. Schultz. Some people call him

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Schultz. To me, he's a good fucking buddy of mine and I won't hear a bad word said about the cunt.

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Pepsi, Skrulls, thanks very much for the tip. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts.

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*Soul's Song*

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Hello there of the uh of the shows sorry about that shows welcome back to space guys

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I actually forgot to put the fucking space voice back on when I was in the space subsystem

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which is this here

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Hope you're getting out well anyway

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Are you getting out okay? Have you had a nice time?

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It's been a tumultuous few fucking weeks, few months hasn't it?

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It's great to see you though, it's good to be back in the simulation as well, I hope you're doing well

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John O'Brien's new subway thank you very much

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You're a tip to the car

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Thanks very much, is that an anguish panda? Thanks for the tip there

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And everybody else there, I hope you're getting out well

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Hey it's a nice day out in space anyway

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The weather's not too bad

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It patchy'd earlier on with a few clouds

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Nimble cumuli out in the fucking mainframe

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It does rain in space

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Which is a shame

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Not many people know about that

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Chris McBee thank you very much

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CD-ROM

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Back with a fucking CD-ROM bomb

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And

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Eton as well

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I don't know how long I'll be able to sustain

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This without fucking losing my mind

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Captain Sack thank you very much

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Brompton Nuki thank you very much

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The harrid is beginning to beat very fast now

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Yatna

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Is that a good thing?

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I'm not sure

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Let's get out of this space situation Harry

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And go back to normality

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Zurich Tip.ie

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Schultz

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Sorry just

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We'll knock fucking Schultz on the head there for a moment

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He's a good buddy of mine

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Resident Evil 4, a masterpiece

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Let's

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Just catch up with some of these lovely well wishes

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Mama Duck thank you very much

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Mr Buttons

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Thank you very much

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Very very kind of ya

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Quasi Quarting

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Comeback

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Somebody's just tipped there

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Quasi Quarting

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Quasi Quarting

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Quasi Quarting

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Quasi Quarting

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Thanks for the tip

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Uh

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You're being cheeky

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Thank you very much

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We've missed you

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Thank you very much

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I've missed this

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Only Shallow

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Thank you very much

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Chris McBee

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CD-ROM for the fucking CD-ROM bomb

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You absolute CD-ROMification

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Romulus and Remus

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Thanks very much as well

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The two boys

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Steve Jennings

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Brooklyn Lukey

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We missed ya

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Uh

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John O'Brien's

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You're filthy

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Been waiting the new year

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Silage

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Big Tripod

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Captain Sack

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Johnston's World Sprinter

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Anguish Panda

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Nobby Gobbler

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Frankie Scones

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Hope you're getting on well there

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I wanted to watch PewDiePie

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I compromised

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I watched Francis instead

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What colour is your Bugatti

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Thank you very much for the

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Making me your selection

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For this

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For however long this goes on for

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We've got a mean story scenario

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Going on here

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Brooklyn Lukey

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Thanks

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Number two Frank McCourt

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We've a mean story scenario

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Which we've got going

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We've

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We've already got the hookup going

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On a load of fucking guns

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We've got the striker

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Got the red nine

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I'm going slapping a red dot on that

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When I get into it

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We've already got a high powered sniper rifle

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With two different types of scope

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I played through it

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Yeah I did

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I'm not gonna fucking lie here

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And just be like

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Oh I'm going into this fresh

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I wanted to come into this

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Hitting the ground running

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And really really curling off a lovely few fucking headshots and snipes and all that kind of business from the get go

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Uh thank you very much there for Pela

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Uh March

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Hot Jaj

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Ross Kemp

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Paul Meskel

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Uh Papa Carlo

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Uh thank you very much

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Yep

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Rigors

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Thank you very much there

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Is in the house as well

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So I've got a nice rake of machines

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At my disposal

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Completed it on hardcore mode

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Took me nearly 30 hours

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I was pissing about on the fucking thing

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But I'm hoping to really uh cruise through this at an alarming and frightening pace

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Uh many of which has have never seen in your life I imagine before you've never experienced gameplay like the gameplay that you're about to witness this evening

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So let's get going here on the main story and crack into this

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Uh we're gonna load up a new playthrough on hardcore

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And you can see it there

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No funny business going on here

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This is not like what happened before with the whole fucking Resident Evil Village debacle

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Glenn Cash I think was the name that kept coming up giving me giving me a bit of jip about that

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Uh there was a few other people out there as well wanting to take me down and uh make me feel like that when I was really feeling like this by the end of it

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About that much as far as the fucking webcam can give me

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I'm actually I can pause that now can I pause that

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I can't pause that

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I can

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No fucking controller found

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We've only just started and the controller's dead

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Thank you very much though mamaduck there and also anaconda g ivan the terrible andy the fork water of the coconut guys I'm gonna have to say good night and god bless we've no controller but look it was a fucking great run while we had it and all the best and we'll see you later on anyway maybe next year we'll get a controller that works it's been lovely to have you we'll see you later guys

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guys. Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Because that stuff was a blast.

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Good night and God bless.

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Shorts.

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Shorts.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Shorts.

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Shores Shores Shores Shores Shores Shores Shores Shores Shores Shores Shores

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we're back again once more we're gonna give this a go i'm trying to connect the controller

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there's a light on the controller it's not connecting to the game oh schultz is on screen

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get schultz off of here no controller found okay controller has been found

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that was a real fucking sweet sweet piece of relief for me because i thought

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that i'd started to come back with the stream and i'd absolutely fucked it up made a bollocks of the

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whole thing before we'd even started but what i was about to say and why i'm really glad we can pause

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this and i know it's gonna thank you very much there for the tip sister ghost muhammad ali ali

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speedrun don't wave at anybody ivan the terrible and a kind of g thank you very much what i was gonna

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say is as i take a sip on this energized 33 bigger energized drink one euro in spar uh drink is that

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i'm glad i can just look at the cut scenes again because the first playthrough was uh you know you're

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excited you kind of forget a lot about what's going on so i think this is ashley graham the president's

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daughter who's on a slab of stone in a fucking church somewhere in the nether regions of spain

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why is she even there and how did she even get there how did sadler even get his fucking creepy

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hands-on or we don't even know but we're gonna find out very very very soon

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oh just a quick rundown of the contents of this this drink here carbonated citrus flavor glucose drink

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with b vitamins and sugar and sweeteners energized glucose uh uses the power of b vitamins niacin

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Pantothenic

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What kind of a fucking word

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What kind of a situation is pantothenic?

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B6

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She doesn't feel it now

279
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Contribute to the reduction of tiredness and fatigue

280
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,280
Well that's great

281
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Grimdark Battle Station

282
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,520
Thank you very much

283
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,460
Chaos Theory

284
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:58,320
Thank you very much

285
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,740
Milk Snake

286
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Unbelievable

287
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,680
Sorry about that

288
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,300
Champagne Rhubarb

289
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:05,980
Sister Ghost

290
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:06,820
Thank you very much

291
00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:09,400
Here we go

292
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:15,760
Muhammad Ali

293
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,220
Thank you

294
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:16,880
Delhi Ali

295
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,540
Thank you very much

296
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,120
Capcom

297
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September 30th

298
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Here we go

299
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:20,780
Get

300
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Strap yourselves in

301
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,620
Don't ever forget

302
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,840
Cause you're gonna get fucked

303
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,120
The cop inside me died

304
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,080
In a good way

305
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:27,940
By a game

306
00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:29,380
It's gonna really

307
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,080
With your consent as well

308
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,300
It's all gonna be okay

309
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,200
And above board

310
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Somehow I made it out

311
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,760
But too many others

312
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,440
Weren't so lucky

313
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,120
I was asked

314
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:41,680
Later

315
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,900
To join a top secret

316
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,960
Government program

317
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,840
Not that I had a choice

318
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:47,680
Zurich tip

319
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,560
Dot ie

320
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,260
The training

321
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,460
Punishing missions

322
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:53,300
Nearly killed me

323
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,420
But at least I kept my mind off everything

324
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:59,960
If I could just forget what happened that night

325
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,340
Fuck last night.

326
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,260
He must have been on the cans.

327
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,700
It can be different.

328
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:09,900
Handheld gaming devices.

329
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:10,700
It has to.

330
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:17,600
Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's by scout movement?

331
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,500
Umbrella boy scout movement.

332
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:24,440
Why did you not discuss your years with...

333
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:28,000
Ashley Graham's kidnapper Salazar?

334
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:31,660
The elite kidnapping unit of Spain.

335
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,020
You've peddled your lives all over the world.

336
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,460
That someone must be very important.

337
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,220
Thank you very much there, lads.

338
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:41,920
Jack Reeves.

339
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,040
Sorry, some great banter.

340
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,300
Top quality banterinos going on between the boys here.

341
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,540
The Spanish cops.

342
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:49,800
Policia.

343
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:56,300
This was shot actually just before they got the monk out in Spain.

344
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,200
These were the two cops in that video.

345
00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:58,820
Would you believe?

346
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,500
The same guys.

347
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,120
Thank you very much.

348
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,440
Loads of cheese on the pasta.

349
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:04,900
Jack Reeves mullet.

350
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:05,520
Thanks very much.

351
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,280
Missed you so much.

352
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:06,960
Thank you very much.

353
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:07,960
Big Red Grimdark.

354
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:08,720
Thank you very much.

355
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,280
I'm sure your boys didn't come all the way out here to roast marshmallows.

356
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,920
No, I say.

357
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:15,920
No, I say.

358
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,520
We are looking for a famous criminal.

359
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,880
Irish criminal.

360
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,100
But we give you a lift to a village first, yeah?

361
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:23,840
See?

362
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:28,460
There's a terrible accent there, but I wasn't really putting any fucking effort into it.

363
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,420
Maybe you did.

364
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,040
You have a strange sense of humor.

365
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:38,520
They were looking for Jerry Hutch, but they only found Jerry's rabbit Hutch.

366
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:42,000
Because they were looking in a fucking rural village.

367
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,340
When they should have been down in wherever he was.

368
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,540
Was it Marbea, was it?

369
00:16:47,460 --> 00:17:00,540
Daridermity, thanks for the tip.

370
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,200
Leave Daridermity out of this.

371
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,080
It's between me and the spaceman.

372
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,200
I mean, last week there was a search for some missing hikers.

373
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,840
I'm sure you'll do your best to help me.

374
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,460
Caffee, thanks for the tip.

375
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,160
Evan Cashman.

376
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:19,760
North Stream.

377
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,640
Wednesday Night Tesco, thank you very much.

378
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,000
Steph, thank you very much.

379
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,900
And Schlagathor, thank you very, very much.

380
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:28,220
Eurovision is on, right?

381
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,180
I don't even know about that.

382
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,260
I don't even care about it.

383
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,560
Despite all this high fucking camp gear.

384
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:45,240
This is Jerry Late Late Show.

385
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,140
This isn't fucking Eurovision shit.

386
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:51,000
There might be a few songs going though.

387
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,140
I might sing a few songs.

388
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:53,600
You smoke?

389
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,700
How you repurchase?

390
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:00,800
From Motherwell.

391
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,460
Hope your mother's well, Ray.

392
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:08,300
North Stream.

393
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:08,320
North Stream.

394
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,680
Thanks very much.

395
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:14,280
This is between me and the North Stream pipeline.

396
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,560
Look at the Bucky getting the North Stream out.

397
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,260
He's getting the Iberian Stream pipeline out.

398
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,820
If I can do a whistle, a whistle pace.

399
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,100
Should I keep shouting?

400
00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:30,180
Am I coming in hot?

401
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,020
Am I coming in hot on the mic?

402
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,860
Or am I turning that down a little bit?

403
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,920
Will I talk like that a little bit?

404
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,000
Zurich tip.

405
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,880
Zurich tip.ie.

406
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,240
What's going on with this here?

407
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:44,940
Look, there was a cut then.

408
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,740
There was a kind of a fade out.

409
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:47,600
Thank you very much.

410
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,040
Schult.

411
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,000
Schult.

412
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,260
And now it's come back to the guys having a smoke.

413
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,020
This probably time has passed.

414
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:58,660
And the guy who was getting his Iberian pipe streamer out

415
00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:01,640
to have a little whistle, a whistle splash

416
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,820
has been fucking garrotted by a wolf or something.

417
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,260
He sure is taking his time.

418
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:10,880
Did he fall in?

419
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,300
Fall into what?

420
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,080
Into what?

421
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:13,880
There was nothing there.

422
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,700
You better go and take a look.

423
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,400
Fall into the bushes, is it?

424
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,140
Willie Harold fact check.

425
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:20,920
Thank you very much.

426
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:21,720
Mr. Huxtable.

427
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,560
Thank you very much.

428
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,360
Nobby Gobbler.

429
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:24,780
Flame bag and 9 milger.

430
00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:26,740
The hot shot.

431
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,420
How are we going to get through this game in less than 30 hours

432
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,320
if this is the rate of which I'm stopping the fucking thing?

433
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,860
I wouldn't want to get a parking ticket.

434
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,980
So much for helping me.

435
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,460
So much for the bad guys.

436
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,020
Zurich tip.ie.

437
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:54,440
Thank you very much.

438
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,140
So we're into it.

439
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,500
Even though I played it, I know I just forgot all about it.

440
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,700
Probably the excitement.

441
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,480
See what's taking so long.

442
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:03,780
Okay.

443
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,480
I remember it.

444
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,720
I remember it well.

445
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,360
Scumbelina.

446
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,080
Thank you very much.

447
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:09,600
Santos.

448
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,340
Shoulda Zurich.

449
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,000
Juicy Joe's daughter.

450
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:12,900
Thank you very much.

451
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,020
Mr. Huxtable.

452
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,920
And all the boys.

453
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,500
Monsieur Huxtable.

454
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,840
What happened to Santos anyway?

455
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,280
Did he finally get fucking caught up with all the lies he was telling?

456
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,760
And should he have Zuriched it up?

457
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,540
He told so many lies that buff.

458
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:37,960
Didn't he say he was like a figure skater who had fucking won a World Series Baseball League?

459
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,040
Zurich tip.ie.

460
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:48,160
And what was that photo of him down in Brazil wearing all the fucking panty bliss gear?

461
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:50,400
Was that real or was that a Photoshop or what?

462
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,100
Kitty Boo.

463
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,000
Thank you very much.

464
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,220
Horses under starlight.

465
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:56,740
Klim Crew.

466
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,240
Leave Klim Crew out of this.

467
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,340
This is between me and the fucking Berliners.

468
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:02,660
Okay.

469
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,200
Decafri.

470
00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:05,960
Thank you very much.

471
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:10,640
There's a lot of crows going on.

472
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,500
There's some heavy duty crow con happening.

473
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:18,360
Quib.

474
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,820
Thank you very, very much, Quib.

475
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,180
You absolute dream demon.

476
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:26,540
And I don't say that lightly.

477
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,680
I do say it with very much a heavy emphasis on the dream.

478
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,180
And less emphasis on the demon.

479
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:38,940
I don't want to take away from your soul or your spiritual presence.

480
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:41,860
I'm not saying that you're a bad influence on the world.

481
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,580
Much like this fucking bludgeoned goat man.

482
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:47,300
Or it's not even a goat man.

483
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,040
It's just a goat.

484
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:49,600
A lot of flies around it.

485
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:51,400
Looks like it stinks to high heaven.

486
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:57,300
And people are asking me about Eurovision there just before we get going.

487
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,200
I have actually been working on something for a few months now.

488
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:06,760
It's probably one of the reasons I actually wasn't going straight back into the stream after the Pele.

489
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,660
The Pele fucking.

490
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,540
That was just unbelievable.

491
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,780
I couldn't top it.

492
00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:18,680
But what I did do was go into the studio and start working on some new, new tunes.

493
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,680
And this is one that I've been working on for about four months.

494
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,360
It's still in demo development.

495
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:26,240
But we could actually fucking make it into a real full on.

496
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,980
If there's any shit hot producers out there.

497
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,700
This is called Fat Sack of Magic Dust.

498
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:32,100
And it's a demo which I've made.

499
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,120
But I think it's going to go straight to the top of the charts.

500
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,740
I got a big bad stack of magic stuff.

501
00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:40,220
And a lovely little box of wood.

502
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:44,400
I got 17 number plates and a van.

503
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:47,180
A box of balloons and some hoods.

504
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,420
I got the tires and the trees and the wad and the fleas.

505
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,980
And the fires burning into hell.

506
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,400
I got the big ball of flames in the sky.

507
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,220
It's the sun.

508
00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,860
And I'm going to fucking tell you now.

509
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,720
That's all I've got for that.

510
00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:07,200
But I think it's going to be a real fucking sweet cracker.

511
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,600
Just before we move on.

512
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,320
I'm not sure any of you got that there.

513
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,520
Let's hear that one more time.

514
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,280
It's called Fat Sack of Magic Dust.

515
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:15,820
And it's just the first fucking bit.

516
00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:16,520
But listen to it.

517
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,060
I got a big bad stack of magic stuff.

518
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,480
And a lovely little box of wood.

519
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,680
I got 17 number plates and a van.

520
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,440
A box of balloons and some hoods.

521
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:33,680
I got the tires and the trees and the wad and the fleas.

522
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,260
And the fires burning into hell.

523
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,680
I got the big ball of flames in the sky.

524
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,460
It's the sun.

525
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:43,080
And I'm going to fucking tell you now.

526
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,100
There's some...

527
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,980
I don't like it.

528
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:50,500
I think it was absolutely disgusting.

529
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,320
One of the worst tunes I've actually ever heard in my life.

530
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,840
And to be honest with you.

531
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,480
I don't think you're going to win the league with that sort of music.

532
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,440
It actually needs reforming from the ground up.

533
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:04,760
Terrible, terrible stuff altogether.

534
00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:10,160
I think what you've done with the sound is ruin it in a big fat way.

535
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:20,660
Sorry, I don't actually remember fucking enlisting the demonic version of Gary Neville to give us any fucking highlights or analysis on what my singing is like.

536
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:26,860
I do think I was asking you to fucking get involved in what was going on with the Resident Evil situation, Gary.

537
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:30,360
I know you did, yeah.

538
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,060
But I just had to throw my own two cents into it.

539
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:39,580
Look, coming into this, coming into the new season, Eurovision and all that, we were expecting something a little bit better.

540
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:48,020
But I have to say, what I heard when you sang that then was a complete and utter lack of motivation, devotion.

541
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,860
And I don't think you're going to, I think you're going to get relegated.

542
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,900
Well, that's fine.

543
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,900
And I actually don't think you can get relegated for fucking trying to sing songs.

544
00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,980
So it's not really, it's not really that bad at all.

545
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,000
Papa, don't preach.

546
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:01,600
Thanks very much.

547
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,160
Conrad, boycott.

548
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,520
Cassidy, thanks very much.

549
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,520
That's not my sentiment there, but thanks very much.

550
00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:08,440
Canyon Bars, O'Byrne.

551
00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:09,000
Anyone home?

552
00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:10,860
Anyone home?

553
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:11,820
Asks Leon.

554
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:19,020
As we walk into the fucking, we get a lovely little treat there, which we can't put in our pockets.

555
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,540
It's one of those Blair Witch style treats.

556
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,360
Which unfortunately isn't pocketable.

557
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,760
As I said before, it's not something you can put in.

558
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,380
It makes me wonder why they even put that in the game.

559
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,800
I do remember having to just go straight into the room.

560
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,420
Gary Breville, thank you very much for the tip.

561
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,180
Going into this room at the back here.

562
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:46,140
And this is where we encounter a bit of dodginess, I believe.

563
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,660
There we go.

564
00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:53,600
There he is.

565
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,960
Sergio Busquets himself.

566
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,520
And his getup, his style is fucking great, actually.

567
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:03,020
He's wearing some great rustic kind of gear.

568
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:04,800
Do you know?

569
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,560
But he's, he's, he's fucked.

570
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,640
His face is lacerated.

571
00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,840
Auntie, thank you very much for that.

572
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,120
Very, very kind of you.

573
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,000
And I have to say, very kind of you.

574
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,740
And thanks very much for that, Auntie.

575
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,660
Also, buskets some Gary Breville.

576
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,160
And Ray bloody purchase.

577
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,040
Thank you very much.

578
00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:31,020
And here we have the identification badge.

579
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:31,700
Oh!

580
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:42,540
Bit loud there.

581
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,500
They should have put in a quick time event.

582
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,760
I would have put in a quick time event if I was on the development team.

583
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:48,320
But I'm not.

584
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:54,020
Just before we cruise on at pace.

585
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:59,760
How is the brightness and contrast there?

586
00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:04,500
Because one of the things that was putting me off even playing this game on a stream was that it was too dark.

587
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,220
I couldn't even fucking imagine watching it because it was so dark.

588
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:08,860
But is it okay?

589
00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,340
I've cranked it up a bit.

590
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:11,880
Yeah.

591
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,160
It's all good, says Omar.

592
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:17,040
I mean, a few people saying it's good.

593
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:17,540
It's sound.

594
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,080
That's great.

595
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,120
It's nice and everything.

596
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,620
It looks mighty.

597
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:23,740
But maybe that's, you know, you're used to the game.

598
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:29,620
But would it be okay for a casual viewer who's just coming out of the fucking woodwork?

599
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:34,100
Who's been sent via the algorithm or something like that?

600
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:35,380
It's crisp.

601
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:43,340
I suppose I've got more to be worrying about rather than the fucking picture, you know?

602
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:44,800
Need to keep it going.

603
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,920
Need to keep the pace going.

604
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:51,780
Can't have people landing on here and then just this fuck all happening.

605
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,900
Thanks very much there, Mullingar boys.

606
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,540
Make it your heart forever.

607
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:56,280
Thank you very much.

608
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,080
Viper the rapper and time optimist.

609
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,480
Thank you very much.

610
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,020
Past, uh...

611
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:08,080
Past elfin vitremo vertangen at remos.

612
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,760
Didn't do Spanish myself.

613
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:12,400
Don't really know anything about it.

614
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,900
But that's a great key and that's open that door.

615
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,300
And look, we're flying it at the moment.

616
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,860
Chris Waters, thank you very much.

617
00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:24,540
Down into the basement we go.

618
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,200
This is where we meet our first encounter soon enough.

619
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,200
There's a rat on the floor there.

620
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:33,300
I think there's some challenge that you can do where you kill all the rats.

621
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,540
I'm not arsed about that.

622
00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:35,540
But, uh...

623
00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:39,600
I actually haven't checked my inventory to show you how many fucking weapons I...

624
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,000
I'm...

625
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,840
I'm kitted out with all the best shit.

626
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:43,540
And...

627
00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:43,680
And...

628
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,680
The kicker is...

629
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,460
It's only gonna get better from here on in.

630
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,900
Those weapons are gonna get stronger.

631
00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:52,240
I'm gonna get a red dot by trading in some jewels...

632
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,240
To the, uh...

633
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:54,940
The merchants.

634
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:55,240
So, I mean...

635
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,480
A lot to be...

636
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,940
A lot to be positive about at this early stage.

637
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:02,300
Great king, thank you very much.

638
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,520
And big red, thank you very much.

639
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:06,980
That was good.

640
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,240
Map updated.

641
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:17,320
Here we go.

642
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:17,780
Let's see.

643
00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:18,820
This is what we're...

644
00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:20,100
This is what we're playing with.

645
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,880
We're not playing games tonight.

646
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,280
You know, you might think that...

647
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,840
Oh, he's just playing games again.

648
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:26,420
No, no, no.

649
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,360
We're not playing games.

650
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,160
This is serious.

651
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,920
This is serious.

652
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,540
See that?

653
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,540
Usually that fucker...

654
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:40,960
He doesn't stop for no man or beast.

655
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:41,920
Tonight?

656
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:45,640
Well, that was his last bit of walking he was ever gonna do.

657
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:47,980
Alfred's Fat Button.

658
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:48,940
Thank you very much.

659
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,160
We're into, uh...

660
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,280
Into the deep end here.

661
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,440
I'm gonna try and, uh...

662
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,100
Maybe take down everyone.

663
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,960
Instead of leaving them.

664
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,860
But then, at the same time...

665
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:10,600
Want to conserve weaponry as well.

666
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,820
Want to conserve ammunition.

667
00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:14,000
Let's get the knife out.

668
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,920
And see what we can do with that.

669
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:18,000
Maybe we'll be able to, uh...

670
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,240
Okay.

671
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:19,860
I don't want...

672
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,120
I don't want to throw a grenade.

673
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:22,960
That's it, yeah.

674
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,360
Forgetting the buttons already.

675
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,160
Let's take these...

676
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,620
That's it.

677
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,360
A knife to the face.

678
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,160
A knife to the face.

679
00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:33,500
An axe to the shoulder blade.

680
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,780
I've thrown a grenade.

681
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:36,800
Bollocks.

682
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:47,720
That's the end of that con.

683
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,840
Nintendo Game Boy.

684
00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,120
We've got another one in it.

685
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,460
He got knifed.

686
00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:53,920
I think the grenade...

687
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,340
Took him down big time.

688
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,540
And look at that.

689
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,940
Spread eagled.

690
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,320
Fucking eagle dushed.

691
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:02,540
Uh...

692
00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:03,440
You at Springsteen.

693
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,160
Thank you very much.

694
00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:05,500
I wasn't at Springsteen.

695
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,060
Maybe he was though.

696
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:09,020
The boss.

697
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,600
The big boss, man.

698
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:13,700
I wonder will this damage the knife...

699
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:15,560
If I just go to town a little bit more.

700
00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:18,580
Terrible stuff.

701
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,380
Terrible stuff altogether.

702
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:21,880
Frankie Schoonz.

703
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,840
Thank you very much.

704
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,060
Very, very kind.

705
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,180
Yeah, I heard pest control.

706
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,880
The pest control bit of the game...

707
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,880
Is based on that radio segment...

708
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,000
Of Ender Kenny...

709
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:31,880
Shooting rats...

710
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,540
In a secondary school...

711
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:34,240
When he was a teacher.

712
00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:35,820
I didn't hear...

713
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:37,300
Ever hear that radio segment.

714
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,360
It sounds juicy.

715
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,400
It sounds like a...

716
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,300
A lovely bit of Ender Kenny lore.

717
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,080
Uh...

718
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:43,740
Which I...

719
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:45,420
I have very partial to a bit of.

720
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,560
Every now and again.

721
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,200
But uh...

722
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,420
Him taking out rats...

723
00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:50,280
With a gun, was it?

724
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,560
Jesus Christ.

725
00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:55,340
Did he have a license for that thing?

726
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,340
Was this back when he was...

727
00:31:58,340 --> 00:31:59,260
When he was a teacher?

728
00:31:59,380 --> 00:31:59,500
Yeah.

729
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:01,340
So he...

730
00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:03,120
He came into school with a gun...

731
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,600
In front of the kids, was it?

732
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,900
And then he took out some rats.

733
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:11,860
With a 50 cal.

734
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:13,720
Bruce.

735
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:15,520
This is...

736
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:15,880
Game boy.

737
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:17,400
We're not a killer.

738
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:18,040
No, I'm not.

739
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,120
President's daughter.

740
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:19,880
Baby Eagle.

741
00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:22,100
It's likely she's in this village.

742
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,100
Baby Eagle, baby.

743
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:24,940
Our intel was correct then.

744
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:25,720
Well done.

745
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,400
Need a location on a nearby lake.

746
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,020
She may have been taken there.

747
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,140
Copy that.

748
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:32,660
I'll see what I can find.

749
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,640
Hurry up.

750
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,060
Something's happened to the people here.

751
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:37,680
Number two, Frank McCord.

752
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,320
I guess sports are...

753
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,220
Uh-oh.

754
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,240
Computer games.

755
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:43,860
Gotta go.

756
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:44,540
Talk later.

757
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:47,980
Computer games.

758
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:50,040
Why did you not discuss...

759
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,040
Your well-paid signing...

760
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,720
That's Iniesta there.

761
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,340
That was Jackie Brosnan and Iniesta.

762
00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:58,860
There he is.

763
00:32:58,940 --> 00:32:59,060
Look.

764
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,620
Go back to playing football.

765
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,120
Soccer in Japan, Iniesta.

766
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:04,740
We've no time for you out here.

767
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,600
Lovely bit of business there.

768
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,420
Francis, where have you been?

769
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,300
It's been too long.

770
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:17,280
I'll tell you where I've been.

771
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:18,680
I've been busy.

772
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:21,580
If not only creating some shit hot new music.

773
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,400
Which could soon develop into something very, very, very unbelievable indeed.

774
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,820
But I've been hooked on some great video games.

775
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,700
I've been playing the classics off stream.

776
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,100
Just to kind of, you know, mellow out.

777
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:38,140
And I don't know if you've had the pleasure of fucking playing this.

778
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,960
This is one I got in the bargain bin.

779
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,920
In Golden Discs.

780
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,260
It's Fred Durst's Wreck Shit or Die Trying.

781
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,680
And it's a PlayStation.

782
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,760
I don't even have the console anymore.

783
00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:51,880
But I fucking ripped it.

784
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,320
And then I played it on an emulator.

785
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,820
I got the disc for $3.49.

786
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,220
It was scratched to fuck on the back.

787
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,760
But what I did was I got a load of toothpaste.

788
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:07,860
This is a great way of fixing CDs if you've ever in any of that situation yourself.

789
00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:12,100
Put a load of toothpaste on the disc and smear it in.

790
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,740
Ray Smears Survival Course.

791
00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:15,500
That's what it is.

792
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:15,680
That's what it is.

793
00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:16,960
But I tell you.

794
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,160
Nobody will ever need to do that anymore.

795
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:19,880
Because who?

796
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:20,160
Sure.

797
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:22,260
Who even uses fucking CDs or discs?

798
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:27,380
But you would do if you got yourself Fred Durst's Wreck Shit or Die Trying.

799
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,460
Just a quick shot of the back of the cover there.

800
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,000
The back bit.

801
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,800
It's a shame that you can't really zoom in.

802
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,540
It's very much a Shenmue-esque kind of action RPG.

803
00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:44,020
And the quest is that you have to try and achieve three different jackets.

804
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,240
Which are, you know, in different nu metal stages as well.

805
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,280
And there's a tagline of the game at the bottom there.

806
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,240
It's just one of those days.

807
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,520
You can't really read the blurb there.

808
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,460
But I have it memorized and wrote it down myself here.

809
00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:00,280
It says, following the footsteps.

810
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:04,600
We can get that first cover up there so you can actually see it.

811
00:35:05,540 --> 00:35:06,840
We'll put that guy there.

812
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,080
And I don't actually think that was graphics.

813
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,700
That was just a photograph of Fred Durst.

814
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,780
From the, that they used in the game.

815
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,160
But obviously the graphics in the game weren't that realistic.

816
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,460
But following the footsteps of Fred Durst.

817
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:27,220
As he tries to navigate his way through six real world locations.

818
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,120
New York City.

819
00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:30,280
Los Angeles.

820
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:31,640
Austin.

821
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:33,280
Philadelphia.

822
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:34,260
London.

823
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:35,140
And Tokyo.

824
00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:38,140
As he sets out in revenge.

825
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:43,220
Featuring real music from the band Limp Bizkits.

826
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,140
Fred Durst's.

827
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:47,540
Fred Durst's.

828
00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:51,960
Wreck Shit or Die Trying is the biggest, baddest game of the year.

829
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:53,740
And that was from Activision02.

830
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,460
Rated T.

831
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,620
ZeroTip.ie.

832
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:57,520
For teen?

833
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,080
I don't know.

834
00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,000
DuckTales.

835
00:35:59,100 --> 00:35:59,920
Thanks very much for that.

836
00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:04,700
I've been absolutely fucking addicted to that.

837
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:08,340
I might play it on stream one of the days.

838
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,660
But then again.

839
00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:11,240
I might not.

840
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,800
I might not.

841
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,640
We've got a lot to get through right here.

842
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,720
And they're pretty ominous there.

843
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:20,680
Bloodstained planks.

844
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,600
And there's a crow.

845
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,660
Let's do an End of Kenny situation on that.

846
00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:29,640
Just if anyone's tuned in out of context.

847
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,420
That wasn't me trying to make some sort of veiled threat towards End of Kenny.

848
00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:37,240
I'm basically elaborating on what Frankie Scone said there.

849
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:42,360
Regarding an old tale about End of Kenny bringing in a gun to school to shoot rats.

850
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:44,280
Except I was shooting a crow.

851
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,240
Best clarify these things.

852
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,000
Because you never know.

853
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,620
Things might get taken out of context.

854
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,180
And people might be then in Kenny's ear.

855
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:55,980
Saying I was watching some video of a man the other day.

856
00:36:56,060 --> 00:36:57,540
And he was like going around shooting.

857
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,500
Going oh I'm gonna.

858
00:36:58,740 --> 00:36:59,020
That's.

859
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,540
That's what End of Kenny is doing.

860
00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:02,660
The next thing you know.

861
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:03,760
Knock on the door.

862
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,900
Armed response unit.

863
00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:07,880
Not my cup of tea.

864
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:09,340
Let's save the game.

865
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,580
New playthrough.

866
00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:11,440
Hardcore.

867
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:13,960
Save that there.

868
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,280
Is this a speed run?

869
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:18,820
You know.

870
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,720
You don't even have to ask the question.

871
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:21,960
RS.

872
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,580
It's a speed run.

873
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:24,720
Barry G.

874
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:25,660
Thank you very much.

875
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:28,320
What the hell is going on?

876
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,800
I can hear some tortured moans.

877
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:31,960
And groans.

878
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,120
Should have shot one of those crows there.

879
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,500
For a sensual.

880
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,040
Pickup.

881
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:40,300
In the format of either handgun ammunition.

882
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:40,680
Or.

883
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:41,800
Who knows.

884
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,240
Even a herb or two or something.

885
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,080
You can go stealthy stealthy on this.

886
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:48,380
But I.

887
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,340
I'm really in the mood for a bit of shooting.

888
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:54,600
And Papa Carlo.

889
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,840
It sounded like someone just said.

890
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,720
Fucking help.

891
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,360
Victor Meldrew look.

892
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,020
I should have had a Victor Meldrew music.

893
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:02,840
On the.

894
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,980
Eric.

895
00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:05,020
Eric.

896
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:05,460
Idle.

897
00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:07,200
One foot in the grave tune.

898
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:07,820
For that cunt.

899
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,620
He actually looks a bit like.

900
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:09,960
Uh.

901
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:10,740
Victor Meldrew.

902
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,840
And a little bit like.

903
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:12,620
One of the fellas.

904
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,120
In Hyde Park.

905
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:14,660
In London.

906
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,260
When I was in the gas mask.

907
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,380
And fucking hazmat suit.

908
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:18,480
Before I was.

909
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:20,940
Disgustingly.

910
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:21,460
Fucking.

911
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,160
Arrested.

912
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:22,980
And incarcerated.

913
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:23,540
By.

914
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,840
Brit cops.

915
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,580
There was some fella who was on a real.

916
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,020
Um.

917
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:29,700
Anti-vax.

918
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,200
Covid trip.

919
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,140
And he had like a coffee in his hand.

920
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:34,320
But.

921
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:35,900
Come on.

922
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:37,540
That's.

923
00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:37,800
Sorry.

924
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,120
He had a coffee in his hand.

925
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,900
But it was Irished up to the gill.

926
00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:43,140
You could smell the fucking whiskey in it.

927
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,120
And.

928
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:44,360
Uh.

929
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,240
He was dying to get on the camera.

930
00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:47,780
Yeah.

931
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:48,400
I mean.

932
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,060
If you know.

933
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:49,580
You know.

934
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,020
I'm trying to explain here.

935
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:51,220
But.

936
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,920
That guy there.

937
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,460
Back there.

938
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:54,880
Fucking.

939
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,200
One foot in the grave.

940
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:56,520
Hey.

941
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,400
He's both of them in there now.

942
00:38:59,360 --> 00:38:59,920
He's actually.

943
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,660
He's curled up nicely there.

944
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,520
That's the way I sleep on the side.

945
00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:04,660
But I tell you.

946
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:05,880
I'll be waking up in the morning.

947
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,140
He won't.

948
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:09,900
I doubt he even knows what a morning is.

949
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:10,240
The cunt.

950
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,300
He's never even seen one.

951
00:39:12,540 --> 00:39:12,920
In.

952
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,160
In fairness to him.

953
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:15,880
He was doing a little bit of work.

954
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:16,900
With that fork.

955
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,340
In the ground over here.

956
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:19,300
So.

957
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:19,500
Uh.

958
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:20,600
He's not too work shy.

959
00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:23,700
Maybe he works his bollocks off during the.

960
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:23,960
Oh.

961
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:24,400
Fuck.

962
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:26,660
He works his bollocks off during the day.

963
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:27,280
Does Meldrew.

964
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,500
He sleeps in during the morning.

965
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,340
And.

966
00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:33,060
I know for a fact.

967
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,640
There's an absolute scum bucket in here as well.

968
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,720
Brewster's millions.

969
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,420
Here we go.

970
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:42,580
Dunstan checks in.

971
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:43,880
Volume 7.

972
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,740
How best to approach this.

973
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,180
Are we going.

974
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,460
Maybe a shot.

975
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:49,280
Maybe.

976
00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:52,260
Let's do a little bit of spec ops here.

977
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,060
Far further.

978
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:53,860
Thank you very much.

979
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,800
I don't have a flashbang.

980
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,540
What I wanted.

981
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:57,640
Was a situation where I'd.

982
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:58,780
Throw in a flash.

983
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,040
Then go in with the.

984
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:00,680
With the knife.

985
00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,200
But maybe I'll.

986
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,700
I'll be really quick about it.

987
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:04,920
And I'll.

988
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,940
I'll let off.

989
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,980
A sweet round of monkey puzzle.

990
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,020
And then I'll go in with fucking.

991
00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:11,740
Norris knife.

992
00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:14,500
One in the buttocks.

993
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:16,820
Ah.

994
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:18,140
Look at that.

995
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,040
That was smooth.

996
00:40:19,140 --> 00:40:19,560
As silk.

997
00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:21,380
And we don't even have any instant replay.

998
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:22,420
Scenario.

999
00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:23,340
I don't think.

1000
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:23,660
Do we?

1001
00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:26,400
Do we?

1002
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,120
For a night.

1003
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,340
It was a beautiful shot.

1004
00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:31,080
In the buttocks.

1005
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:31,880
And then.

1006
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,240
Wow.

1007
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,940
Double knife to the chest.

1008
00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:34,020
Ah.

1009
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:34,620
Look at that.

1010
00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:35,540
That was smooth.

1011
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,040
As silk.

1012
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,620
And we don't even have any instant replay.

1013
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:37,960
Scenario.

1014
00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:39,880
I don't think.

1015
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,120
Do we?

1016
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:40,860
And he's having a nice sleep for himself.

1017
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:41,900
Back to you Francis.

1018
00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:45,280
Thanks very much for that Tom.

1019
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,600
How are you keeping yourself these days?

1020
00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:48,240
Are you well?

1021
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,320
I'm good now.

1022
00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:51,640
Great to be back.

1023
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,960
Welcome to the stream everybody.

1024
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:54,980
Hope you're doing well.

1025
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:55,860
It's great to see.

1026
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,140
Some of this.

1027
00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,880
Unbelievable death and destruction.

1028
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:00,880
Being laid.

1029
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,000
Down.

1030
00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:04,600
Chinatown style.

1031
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,080
Yeah.

1032
00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:07,420
Well.

1033
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,580
We won't fucking mention Chinatown.

1034
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:10,320
Or anything like that.

1035
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,580
We don't want to offend anyone.

1036
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:11,800
But.

1037
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:13,280
This isn't China by the way.

1038
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:13,760
This is.

1039
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:14,740
Spain.

1040
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:15,560
Knuckles.

1041
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:16,820
Thanks very much for the tip.

1042
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:18,720
Farfurta.

1043
00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:19,500
Barry G.

1044
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:20,600
Fred Currywurst.

1045
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:21,620
DuckTalesRave.

1046
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:22,300
And Stur Chicken.

1047
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,360
Any crack with you Tom anyway?

1048
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:29,460
I'll call now.

1049
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:30,460
I'll call.

1050
00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:31,980
I was just taking a drink there.

1051
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:32,920
Because I seen you.

1052
00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:34,400
Taking a drink on the screen.

1053
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,440
So I thought I'd take a drink now.

1054
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,080
Stur Chicken.

1055
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:37,840
Thanks for the tip.

1056
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:39,900
This is a lovely situation.

1057
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,540
Where Leon.

1058
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,200
Looks through.

1059
00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:43,600
His binoculars.

1060
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:44,680
And that.

1061
00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:45,960
Is a big ball of flames.

1062
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:47,040
That's the guy.

1063
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,660
If he wasn't burnt alive.

1064
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,740
He would have been the cop.

1065
00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:52,260
That would have arrested Jerry Hutch.

1066
00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:58,940
He would have been.

1067
00:41:59,020 --> 00:41:59,800
But he wasn't.

1068
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,240
And.

1069
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,220
What a situation that was.

1070
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:03,040
A whole debacle.

1071
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,680
They arrested him.

1072
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,600
On what grounds?

1073
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,520
No evidence in the end.

1074
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:08,820
He fucking.

1075
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:08,920
He fucking.

1076
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,140
Ended up getting off.

1077
00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:10,940
Scott free.

1078
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,480
And nothing fucking bad happened.

1079
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:13,360
This guy.

1080
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,120
He got his.

1081
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,200
Comeuppance.

1082
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,280
At the hands of some.

1083
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,100
Merciless scumbags.

1084
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,640
Merciless scumbags.

1085
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:22,580
You think.

1086
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:24,620
What are the guards and the police doing.

1087
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:25,120
Arresting.

1088
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,580
People who turn out to be innocent.

1089
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,400
When there's absolute death and destruction going on down here.

1090
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,680
In this fucking village.

1091
00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:35,180
None of these guys being arrested or being held to account.

1092
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,180
Whatsoever.

1093
00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:47,420
Donde estas? I heard it there, which is where, I think, where is in Spanish.

1094
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:50,180
And this is going to be a situation where we take...

1095
00:42:53,820 --> 00:43:00,480
There was meant to be a stealth kill there, but I've gone and woken up the whole village now.

1096
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:06,380
Oh, fuck. And this is going to be a bad, bad situation.

1097
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,960
It's going to get a little bit nasty now here.

1098
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,140
And what I should have done is actually gone around the other way.

1099
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,860
I think if we go into this house here...

1100
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,720
Thank you very much, Canada Mitch.

1101
00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:27,180
Very much there. And Stair Chicken.

1102
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:29,360
Thank you very much.

1103
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,400
If we go into here now, shut the door.

1104
00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:36,280
Get fucking Chainsaw Massacre after us.

1105
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,320
And here we go.

1106
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:46,080
Here he is.

1107
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,960
Johnny the Baghead Chainsaw Massacre Man.

1108
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,180
You gotta be kidding me.

1109
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:54,320
You gotta be kidding me, he says.

1110
00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:58,540
Just go through a bit of business.

1111
00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:01,020
You want to really make sure that you've got your wisdom.

1112
00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:04,740
Together, and your head on your shoulders here.

1113
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:07,740
Give it more time to take over there, man.

1114
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:11,460
Kind of easier if you don't talk to me, actually.

1115
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:11,760
I'll be up.

1116
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,240
No, mother.

1117
00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:15,760
Now, what are you going to do here?

1118
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:17,640
Take the ladder down, man.

1119
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,900
Yeah, just gonna put that down there.

1120
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,680
Then we'll have a look at our options here.

1121
00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:26,440
What we've got in our toolbox.

1122
00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:29,000
Is the volume too loud there, lads?

1123
00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:30,900
Let me know.

1124
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,340
I have no idea myself.

1125
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:35,600
It's loud in my ears, but that's of no importance to ye whatsoever.

1126
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,200
We will combine old user hair.

1127
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,140
We don't want to fucking piss about all day long here.

1128
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:43,520
It's a little bit loud.

1129
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:44,120
No, it's good.

1130
00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:45,000
Pop out the toolbox.

1131
00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:45,820
Great stuff.

1132
00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:46,760
Bitty and loud.

1133
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,260
That's March.

1134
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,680
Let's turn it down a little bit.

1135
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,020
Tommy is quiet, they say.

1136
00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:54,780
Tommy, are you there?

1137
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:56,500
I am, yeah.

1138
00:44:56,540 --> 00:44:58,400
I'm actually talking at full pelt.

1139
00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,520
Trying to talk at full pelt.

1140
00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:05,620
There's not much I can do, but hopefully the game volume will regulate that.

1141
00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:08,060
Yeah.

1142
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,260
Right.

1143
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,340
Let's see now.

1144
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:12,340
Let's see.

1145
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:13,440
So we have a shotgun.

1146
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:20,500
What we can do is really go to town on this beast man that's coming in with the shotgun.

1147
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,240
Might even throw a grenade down the way at him.

1148
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,300
There you go.

1149
00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:30,740
And then we'll take the shotgun like that.

1150
00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:40,400
Fucking hell.

1151
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,680
I'm going up against a shotgun Sam.

1152
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,600
With a knife.

1153
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,280
Did you see that?

1154
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:47,800
You'll never see that.

1155
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,320
You'll never see a professional doing that.

1156
00:45:52,460 --> 00:45:52,860
Why?

1157
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,360
Because they're too fucking scared.

1158
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,040
You'll never see a professional do what I just did there.

1159
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:00,900
Knifeed in the fucking back there.

1160
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,880
Thank you very much Paul Gas Guy in home delivery.

1161
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,860
Let's just utilize our herb.

1162
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:11,380
I love this now.

1163
00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:17,740
Get absolutely fucking axe.

1164
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:19,760
Axe deodorant.

1165
00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:30,760
It's actually quite scary now.

1166
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:31,840
When it gets going.

1167
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,380
Thank you very much there Quinn Insurance.

1168
00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:41,520
And Quinn Gambling or Bookmakers, thanks very much.

1169
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:42,840
Quinn Cement?

1170
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:50,340
I need to get into a situation where these guys can fucking follow me.

1171
00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:53,480
And I'll hide, and then the bell will get rang.

1172
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,900
John Wayne, thanks very much for the tip.

1173
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,360
And Oystersauce and Quint 21, thank you very much.

1174
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:13,080
Now, we have a little luck here now.

1175
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:18,660
Get this joke with no shotgun shells.

1176
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:19,920
Have a look.

1177
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:25,160
Might have to just take him nice and slowly with the Red 9.

1178
00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:27,820
That's lovely stuff.

1179
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:29,800
Keep reloading that Red 9.

1180
00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:32,540
There's Santa Claus there.

1181
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,100
See you next Christmas.

1182
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,800
Don't forget the presents, gobshite.

1183
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:42,660
Lovely.

1184
00:47:43,660 --> 00:47:44,760
Just like going to work.

1185
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,300
It's beautiful.

1186
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:52,380
You could even use the knife.

1187
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,660
Thanks for the tip there.

1188
00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:57,660
I'm going to use the knife.

1189
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,120
Bad idea.

1190
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,020
Should not have used...

1191
00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:07,520
You gotta be kidding me.

1192
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,540
That was a lovely bit of fucking stab-a-rooney there.

1193
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:19,760
Don't know if you...

1194
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:20,320
Don't know if you...

1195
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,580
Bad idea.

1196
00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:23,500
Should not have used...

1197
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:28,480
The smash and stab and the jab and the smash and the stab and the smash and the jab and the stab.

1198
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:29,920
Just like...

1199
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,060
Grandma used to make.

1200
00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:35,020
That was a lovely bit of fucking stab-a-rooney there.

1201
00:48:36,460 --> 00:48:39,980
And we have a lovely cutscene here.

1202
00:48:42,400 --> 00:49:00,000
Lord Sadler Todo...

1203
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,760
Which means all or every something something I don't know Spanish.

1204
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:08,020
If there's any Spanish translators there that can tell us what that fella said there, that'd be great.

1205
00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:22,980
Absolute stab-a-tage.

1206
00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:30,220
Thanks for the tip there, stab-a-tage.

1207
00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:33,060
Where's everyone going?

1208
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:34,340
Bingo?

1209
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:35,540
You're a tip.

1210
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:36,420
You're a tip.

1211
00:49:37,180 --> 00:49:38,900
The Angelese.

1212
00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:39,820
Thank you very much.

1213
00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:42,860
And there we have the intro test card.

1214
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:44,540
And Marty Morrison...

1215
00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:47,380
Marty Morrison has worms.

1216
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:53,720
And I'm glad that you said Marty Morrison because I actually don't think that guy exists.

1217
00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:55,560
So you probably meant to say Marty...

1218
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,140
Another Morris...

1219
00:49:57,140 --> 00:49:57,820
Has worms.

1220
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,680
And then there was like some kind of thing but...

1221
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:06,000
You've amalgamated Mark Morrison of Return of the Mac and Marty Morrissey.

1222
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,500
To result in Marty Morrison.

1223
00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:10,440
Guy doesn't exist.

1224
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:10,880
Thanks for...

1225
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:11,400
There it is.

1226
00:50:11,460 --> 00:50:13,420
Look, everyone see the tip that's come through?

1227
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:15,280
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1228
00:50:15,740 --> 00:50:16,440
Copy that.

1229
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:18,140
NTFs.

1230
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,940
Kinksy, thank you very much.

1231
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,280
Big shout out to Elliot.

1232
00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:28,880
Tune in from his first stream from Kinksy and the rest of the Pollard House Paters, Goodman and Knifey Spoonie.

1233
00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:29,640
Thank you very much.

1234
00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:34,500
We'll get an egg out of this book.

1235
00:50:37,460 --> 00:50:39,020
We'll get an egg out of him yet.

1236
00:50:39,580 --> 00:50:40,420
I won't have an egg.

1237
00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:41,780
I thought that they gave away eggs.

1238
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,720
Zurich Tip dot IE.

1239
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,080
Yeah, I think chickens have to be alive to lay the eggs.

1240
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,260
You can't just fucking kill them.

1241
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,660
It doesn't work like that.

1242
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:54,640
Could have fooled me.

1243
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,700
Let's have a quick scoop around here.

1244
00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:57,680
Swoop around, sorry.

1245
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,080
In a way we are scooping it out.

1246
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,480
It's like a big fucking tub of ice cream, this village.

1247
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,900
And I'm going around with the scoop.

1248
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,140
Getting all the goodies.

1249
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,900
We're getting Neapolitan flavours in that room.

1250
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,880
Sprayed into here for the chocolate.

1251
00:51:11,420 --> 00:51:12,740
And who knows what else.

1252
00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:15,180
Spread throughout the rest of the village as well.

1253
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,900
The good thing is there's a map that you can use.

1254
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,840
We don't have it yet, I don't think.

1255
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,700
And that'll tell us exactly.

1256
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,180
No, we don't have a map.

1257
00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:22,820
We do.

1258
00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:25,800
This will tell you where treasures are.

1259
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,320
That we forgot about.

1260
00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:30,380
And then when we get the treasure map.

1261
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:32,460
We'll know where to get proper fucking treasure.

1262
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:38,840
Grenade there.

1263
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:38,900
Grenade there.

1264
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,680
And there's a couple of bullets or something out the way, I think.

1265
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:46,680
He did well killing that fucking chainsaw massacre guy.

1266
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,220
Velvet blue there.

1267
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,540
Yeah, he takes a lot.

1268
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:57,520
When you first encounter that book and you have no ammunition or anything, it's a lot of running around.

1269
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:59,860
It's a lot of hiding, whimpering in the dark.

1270
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:01,140
But not now.

1271
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,360
Not when we've got everything at our disposal.

1272
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:04,860
It's beautiful.

1273
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,320
It's really nice.

1274
00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:07,600
It's very violent.

1275
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:13,520
But it's absolutely, insanely beautiful as well at the same time.

1276
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:19,500
I'm trying not to really get too into the violence and big it up because it's not great.

1277
00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:22,960
You know, another thing was I wanted to start playing this earlier on.

1278
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:28,940
But there's a bit of me that was thinking, is it too early to be fucking pumping out the hyper violence?

1279
00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:30,100
You know?

1280
00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:33,780
Not that, I mean, if you're watching this channel and you're watching it of your own volition.

1281
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,620
I mean, there's not much I can do about it.

1282
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:37,680
But is it too early?

1283
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,240
Do you know?

1284
00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:42,700
If I started this tomorrow a bit earlier, maybe around five or six.

1285
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:45,320
You know, is that going to be a bad thing?

1286
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:46,300
It's never too early.

1287
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:49,600
Violence doesn't sleep, says Robert Cooley.

1288
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,080
I don't know.

1289
00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:51,900
The thing is, it doesn't matter.

1290
00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:53,000
Once you're in it, you're in it.

1291
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:53,900
Do you know?

1292
00:52:54,180 --> 00:52:55,280
ZurichTip.ie.

1293
00:52:55,860 --> 00:52:58,560
The zombie housing crisis is going on as well, you know?

1294
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,240
Thank you very much there for the tip.

1295
00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:04,420
Zombie housing crisis.

1296
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,960
Knifey, Spoonie and Fart.

1297
00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:07,180
Thanks very much for that.

1298
00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:08,140
Very, very kind of idea.

1299
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,480
It is pixels, yeah.

1300
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:18,860
But I mean, I tell you, once you've played 25 hours of this, which is what it took me, or nearly 30 hours to complete it the first time.

1301
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,500
And you've just popped up a thousand headshots.

1302
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:27,120
You've popped open the toolbox of headshots again and again and again.

1303
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:31,680
It's like a conveyor belt of fucking gratuitous violence.

1304
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,540
I don't know if I'm getting soft as I get older about that.

1305
00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:36,980
I used to be fucking sound about it.

1306
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:42,260
And funnily enough, back in the PlayStation days, the game would come with a warning that it'd say,

1307
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:46,880
This game contains scenes of gratuitous violence and gore.

1308
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,860
But if you looked at those graphics nowadays, fucking laughable.

1309
00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:52,300
That really is cartoon violence.

1310
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:53,740
Leon's 1,000 euro jacket.

1311
00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:54,760
Thanks very much for that.

1312
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,460
Pick up all this stuff here.

1313
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:05,220
There's a lovely little red velvet lined interior of a box there, and there's a ruby inside it.

1314
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:12,580
Those ruble shilchkins will go into a crown or some other fucking bejeweled, bedazzled piece of glorious treasure,

1315
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,820
which we'll pick up soon enough.

1316
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,760
Let me see now.

1317
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:24,820
I want to race through this, but I'm still wanting to check the map as well and make sure we've got all the fucking pick up-ables.

1318
00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:37,500
Yeah, do you well just to make sure, because then you can really go to town when we're ranking up those fucking pieces of armor.

1319
00:54:38,180 --> 00:54:40,200
Those absolute sensual guns.

1320
00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:43,840
It'll come in handy.

1321
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,560
And you've no key for that.

1322
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,340
There we go.

1323
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,160
Maybe a quick look upstairs.

1324
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,620
Can you take the shotgun again to sell the merchant?

1325
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,280
Where's the shotgun, Drew Monteith?

1326
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,520
Is there a shotgun in this village?

1327
00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:03,940
There is, isn't there?

1328
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:06,580
There probably is a fucking shotgun I can get there.

1329
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:07,600
Zero tip.

1330
00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:08,720
I got a grenade.

1331
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,900
I can't remember where the shotgun was, though.

1332
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:11,740
It's on the wall, is it?

1333
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:13,760
No, they don't have it.

1334
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:15,780
Good shout, though.

1335
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:16,440
Good shout.

1336
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,140
It's great to have a few fucking heads in the chat who know what they're talking about.

1337
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:22,180
Thanks very much there, Little Saint.

1338
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,000
James, thank you very much.

1339
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,820
Dipper spotted on Epstein's Island just past the bathhouse.

1340
00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:29,820
Thanks very much for the warning there that I'll need it.

1341
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:30,740
But it could be...

1342
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:36,740
I heard there was some fella who managed to get onto the fucking island and there's a drone video of him just running around on the island.

1343
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:45,240
But thinking about that, you know, it's probably not something you'd want to upload, but I think he did put that on YouTube thinking, oh, look, this will be class.

1344
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,840
People will see me on Epstein's Island.

1345
00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:52,220
But forgetting that now there's a video of you forever on the internet on Epstein's Island.

1346
00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:53,260
That's a bit dodgy, isn't it?

1347
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:58,800
He might have held up a fucking note saying the time and date, but I mean, sure, that can be...

1348
00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:04,220
The way AI is going now, that could be fucking probably synthesized.

1349
00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:05,580
Chapter one.

1350
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,780
Let's overwrite that.

1351
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,320
That's two saves in it.

1352
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:13,900
And some lovely stuff.

1353
00:56:14,020 --> 00:56:16,300
That's the end of chapter one, I think we've done there.

1354
00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:17,540
Gary, what did you make of that?

1355
00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:22,160
Absolutely incredible.

1356
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:23,480
Unbelievable.

1357
00:56:24,060 --> 00:56:31,100
I can't believe the way in which Leon has really been able to take the season by the balls and get to grips with the demons.

1358
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:45,120
I thought when you first arrived in the village that these villagers were demonically, absolutely fucking mental and that they would overrun you with their power, their pace and their systems and their strategies.

1359
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:49,340
But you actually took them down by what was really surprising against the run of play.

1360
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:52,480
Took down that wanker who had a bag on his head and a chainsaw.

1361
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:53,880
I know that guy.

1362
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,700
I played with him when I was in Valencia.

1363
00:56:55,940 --> 00:57:01,080
When I was managing Valencia, they used to bring him out down the tunnel at halftime.

1364
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,480
to get everybody psyched up.

1365
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,440
He didn't play, but he was a good hype man.

1366
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,480
He didn't get on with me, though.

1367
00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:09,820
And I told him to go and leave the club.

1368
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,060
We don't need you here.

1369
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:12,980
I got fired soon after that.

1370
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:15,780
Great.

1371
00:57:16,140 --> 00:57:18,740
It's a wonderful tidbit of information there anyway.

1372
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:26,660
And that's our demon specialist there, Gary Neville, giving us his two cents on the goings on in this world.

1373
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:29,240
Now, we've got a fucking blue jewel.

1374
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,080
Which, as you know, anyone...

1375
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,300
It's a bit of fun there from me.

1376
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,460
Anyone who's actually seen the Resident Evil streams I do before.

1377
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,380
I go mad about the blue jewels.

1378
00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,080
It's a bit of an in-joke.

1379
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,820
Never actually seen the streams before.

1380
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:49,680
It's okay.

1381
00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:52,680
Gary can come back when we've finished a chapter.

1382
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,400
Thanks very much.

1383
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,560
Let's get the party started.

1384
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,280
I mean, no rest for the wicked, so to speak.

1385
00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:02,220
Ha ha.

1386
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:03,920
No rest for the wicked.

1387
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:05,200
Tony B, thank you very much.

1388
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,360
And we've got this guy here.

1389
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:07,740
He's jumped the fence.

1390
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,380
Hey, you're a dexterous.

1391
00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:13,320
And then melee, melee, melee.

1392
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,480
Grandmaster Flash.

1393
00:58:14,740 --> 00:58:18,120
And he's Grandmaster Hashed on the Indica.

1394
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:19,460
He must have been on the fucking...

1395
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,700
The all indications point to fucking sleepy time for that book.

1396
00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:28,620
And I thought I was going to get overran there by a bunch of other fucking villagers.

1397
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:31,300
But it hasn't happened yet.

1398
00:58:32,140 --> 00:58:33,800
ZeroTip.ie.

1399
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:35,060
Leon F. Kennedy.

1400
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:40,100
I want to say thanks so much for your kind hearted and generous tip, Ripper Runis.

1401
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,020
Very kind of you.

1402
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,880
And I tell you, we're going to really do our best to lay siege to this village.

1403
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:47,620
Just for you.

1404
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:48,660
And for me as well.

1405
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,400
And for the stream.

1406
00:58:51,400 --> 00:59:19,000
Yeah, you'd have to have something seriously fucked up with you to hurt a poor animal like that.

1407
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,040
I have no problem.

1408
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:26,220
I've taken down a few of these absolute scummers that are trying to kill me though.

1409
00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:31,240
Oh my god.

1410
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:33,200
Thank you very much, Killbot.

1411
00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:34,500
Very, very kind of you.

1412
00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:35,680
And on the Indica.

1413
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,200
On the Indica Kenny.

1414
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,260
A classic new sleepy strain.

1415
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,160
Indica Kenny.

1416
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,060
How are you getting on?

1417
00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:44,160
Great to have you back, Francis.

1418
00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:46,820
Any chance of a rap or anything at all?

1419
00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:48,820
Well, I can give it a go.

1420
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,640
I've been...

1421
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,660
Look, I've been out of the fucking game for a while.

1422
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,060
I'm not sure if I've got it still inside me.

1423
00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:57,180
I think that you might have to give it a go anyway.

1424
00:59:57,620 --> 00:59:58,580
People have tipped an ass.

1425
00:59:58,740 --> 00:59:59,260
I mean...

1426
00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:00,820
You have to do the bidding.

1427
01:00:01,660 --> 01:00:03,300
Otherwise, you're not a good person.

1428
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,980
I wouldn't really see it like that myself, Tom.

1429
01:00:07,060 --> 01:00:12,240
I mean, once you start doing everything then, every fucking next one's going to be a request

1430
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,060
for this, that and the other.

1431
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:15,640
And before you know it, I'm inundated with rap requests.

1432
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:16,740
Digital laxative.

1433
01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:17,720
Thanks very much for that.

1434
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,560
Will you be getting yourself to Germany this summer?

1435
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,160
I might.

1436
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:20,920
I might not.

1437
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,520
Heard that fucking ticket yoke is back again, Tom.

1438
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:25,320
The one that you got.

1439
01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:27,440
It is, yeah.

1440
01:00:27,820 --> 01:00:29,560
But it's not nine euro anymore.

1441
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,820
It's 49 euro.

1442
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,220
And you get a month's worth of traveling on that as well.

1443
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:33,920
Solid snake.

1444
01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:34,600
Thanks very much.

1445
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:35,700
Watch out.

1446
01:00:35,740 --> 01:00:36,780
I can hear a bit of fucking...

1447
01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:38,360
Yep.

1448
01:00:38,820 --> 01:00:39,340
Good man.

1449
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,200
You remember that there's a tripwire in here.

1450
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,180
Oh.

1451
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,240
There'll be no nine euro tickets after that.

1452
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,220
Lovely job, Tom.

1453
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:49,740
Lovely job.

1454
01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:55,800
As I recall, once we get into this barn, there is a pig-headed man.

1455
01:00:56,460 --> 01:00:57,120
Solid snake.

1456
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,060
Thank you very much there.

1457
01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:01,720
But I'll try and give this beast a go.

1458
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,240
Let's see if we've got something on us here.

1459
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,460
Any requests for what the...

1460
01:01:07,460 --> 01:01:11,440
Three words to really prompt me off here.

1461
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,400
I don't know if there's any.

1462
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:16,780
I don't have anything in my head.

1463
01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:20,500
Surely you must have three words in your head or something.

1464
01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:24,040
Somebody is saying salmon and cheese and goose.

1465
01:01:25,540 --> 01:01:27,060
Let's see if we can get that going.

1466
01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:30,200
Zurich tip.

1467
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:30,540
Yeah.

1468
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,340
Zurich tip.

1469
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:33,640
Kinky John Fowler tip.

1470
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:34,540
Thank you very much.

1471
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,340
We're on that Zurich tip.

1472
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:38,420
Cheese and goose.

1473
01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:39,960
Cheese and goose.

1474
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:41,320
Yeah.

1475
01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:43,060
Francis is back.

1476
01:01:43,460 --> 01:01:44,860
Ready to attack.

1477
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,620
With lyrics that aren't whack.

1478
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:46,940
Yo.

1479
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,540
I never left the flow.

1480
01:01:48,860 --> 01:01:49,860
I always had it.

1481
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:50,340
You know.

1482
01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:53,900
Every time I get on the mic and fly people die.

1483
01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:56,460
I'm leaving rappers in my wake.

1484
01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:58,840
I ain't gonna come and visit you at your funeral.

1485
01:01:58,840 --> 01:01:59,860
I'm gonna be baked.

1486
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,720
Smoking on that reefer shit.

1487
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,920
Really up to my tits in it.

1488
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,560
I actually have to see a therapist now.

1489
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,300
Because I've got panic attacks.

1490
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:15,120
THC content is really making me feel fucking whacked out big time.

1491
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:16,060
I've got...

1492
01:02:16,060 --> 01:02:16,540
I've got...

1493
01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:18,480
I'm on the propranol.

1494
01:02:18,620 --> 01:02:20,240
I went to the doctor.

1495
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:22,620
He said, yo, you gotta put that back.

1496
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,260
I said, listen, I need it so that my lyrics ain't whack.

1497
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:28,520
I need to give a lyrical attack.

1498
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,640
Every time I'm on the microphone.

1499
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,360
In my own home.

1500
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:33,780
I go boom.

1501
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,280
Boom, boom, boom.

1502
01:02:35,340 --> 01:02:36,120
Leave a shotgun.

1503
01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:38,700
I got the striker at the red nine.

1504
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,560
You want some?

1505
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,680
I've got that little red dot coming at you.

1506
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,920
Like Cleopatra.

1507
01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:45,680
Back to Egypt and back.

1508
01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:48,260
What about the cheese and the goose?

1509
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:54,720
What about the salmon swimming down into the juicy, loosey river boy back home?

1510
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:58,940
I used a fly fish or caught it and put it on the fucking bone.

1511
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,720
That sounds like I put the salmon onto my...

1512
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,580
Onto my dick.

1513
01:03:04,820 --> 01:03:05,780
That never happened.

1514
01:03:07,060 --> 01:03:08,420
That never happened.

1515
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:10,660
I lost it there.

1516
01:03:10,740 --> 01:03:11,480
Fuck, I lost it.

1517
01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:12,960
But I'm back again.

1518
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,080
Yeah, the beat kicks in.

1519
01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:16,380
I never did that thing with the fish.

1520
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,380
I let him swim.

1521
01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:20,620
As soon as I caught the cunt, I threw him back in.

1522
01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:24,680
Then I took the cheese and put it on the goose in a tin.

1523
01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:27,960
Mixed it up with a bit of rice basmati.

1524
01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:31,200
Coming at you, had to wear a suit hazmati.

1525
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:33,560
Because the lyrics were radioactive.

1526
01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:37,340
The cunts in the chat were going wild for the fucking...

1527
01:03:37,340 --> 01:03:38,520
Oh, what rhymes with active?

1528
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:41,780
What rhymes with fucking active now?

1529
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:42,560
Forget it.

1530
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,360
Well, look, I gave it a go anyway.

1531
01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:46,480
We had the goose.

1532
01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:47,640
We had the cheese.

1533
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:48,840
We had the salmon.

1534
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,080
Went a bit weird.

1535
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,500
Went a bit weird as well.

1536
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,840
Yeah, you said something about putting the fucking fish on your dick or something, was it?

1537
01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:58,600
Look, I don't make the rules.

1538
01:03:58,740 --> 01:04:01,180
I just say what's happening when the fucking beat gets going.

1539
01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:02,680
I can't fucking be held accountable.

1540
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,820
I need to put in a disclaimer before the fucking rhymes go.

1541
01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:07,780
Because I could end up saying anything.

1542
01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:08,520
I could end up saying...

1543
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:10,400
Do you know?

1544
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:12,400
Fucking hell, you...

1545
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,860
Hey, you don't want to say that.

1546
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:16,140
That'll get the channel banned.

1547
01:04:17,580 --> 01:04:18,320
Well, I did.

1548
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:18,700
I...

1549
01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:20,760
Good job that there's no way of saying it.

1550
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,020
Because it'll get fucking censored.

1551
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:23,000
You know?

1552
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,620
Now, let's have a little look here.

1553
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:26,960
We're inside this room.

1554
01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:27,700
And I believe...

1555
01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:29,580
That that bastard.

1556
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,160
The pig-headed man.

1557
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:32,840
Is going to come after us at pace.

1558
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,840
Let's load up the guns, yeah?

1559
01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:36,680
Let's load up our pieces.

1560
01:04:36,860 --> 01:04:40,700
And really give this guy a big, warm welcome.

1561
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,320
But we don't have any shotgun shells.

1562
01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:45,820
That's the main problem we're faced with at the moment.

1563
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:47,900
Glenn out of 10.

1564
01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:49,120
Thanks for the tip.

1565
01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:50,680
Iraqi sex egg.

1566
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:51,520
Thank you very much.

1567
01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:53,880
Kinky John Fowler.

1568
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:54,580
Thank you very much.

1569
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,180
Solid snake.

1570
01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:56,240
Take it handy.

1571
01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:57,440
If you got it handy, take it twice.

1572
01:04:57,900 --> 01:04:59,040
So we've no shotgun shells.

1573
01:04:59,140 --> 01:05:00,100
Do we have a bit of...

1574
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:02,080
We can craft a bit of shotgun shellage here.

1575
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:03,680
Yes.

1576
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:05,540
Lovely stuff.

1577
01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:08,020
You have another bag of...

1578
01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:10,240
You have another bag there, have you?

1579
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:12,860
No.

1580
01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:14,560
It seems to not be the case.

1581
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:15,860
You can rearrange the stuff.

1582
01:05:15,860 --> 01:05:16,420
Remember you spent...

1583
01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:19,400
You spent ages rearranging the fucking craft case.

1584
01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:22,260
Well, we don't have to do that anymore.

1585
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:24,300
What we will do is craft these herbs.

1586
01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:26,700
To a lovely situation.

1587
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:27,600
I was...

1588
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,480
Hey, tell you.

1589
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:30,280
It went tits up that rap.

1590
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,120
But I'm happy with it.

1591
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:34,100
I'm happy with the way it went for...

1592
01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,560
I've been worried about that.

1593
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,420
Really worried about that.

1594
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,180
That someone's going to ask and that I can't do it.

1595
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,440
Because in the practice sessions...

1596
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,200
You weren't practicing, were you?

1597
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:49,080
That's a bit of a cop-out if you were practicing.

1598
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,400
Chuggas, sluggas, thanks very much.

1599
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:52,700
I wasn't really practicing.

1600
01:05:52,860 --> 01:05:55,940
I just laid the beats down before coming on the stream earlier and thought...

1601
01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:56,780
What if someone asked me?

1602
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:57,760
I'm going to be ready for it.

1603
01:05:58,800 --> 01:05:59,940
But, uh...

1604
01:05:59,940 --> 01:06:01,260
It didn't go as good as that.

1605
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,480
Maybe it just goes to show, like, Eminem in the fucking thing.

1606
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:08,220
Once the pressure's on and it's mom's spaghetti and...

1607
01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:09,640
Piggy Smalls is coming in.

1608
01:06:11,340 --> 01:06:12,940
Coming in hot with the three bomb.

1609
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,800
Thanks very much, Piggy Smalls.

1610
01:06:16,620 --> 01:06:17,580
Then it works.

1611
01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:19,700
Wait a minute.

1612
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:22,040
And we haven't reloaded our shotgun.

1613
01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,500
Here's the pig-headed man.

1614
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:25,760
Watch this.

1615
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:27,760
How's it going, man?

1616
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:28,980
Good luck.

1617
01:06:29,540 --> 01:06:32,920
We'll whip out that red nine while he's down there.

1618
01:06:37,980 --> 01:06:38,460
Fuck.

1619
01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:40,100
Oh.

1620
01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:43,480
That was just exactly what we wanted.

1621
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,920
Thank you very much there, Hazmaty.

1622
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,240
Hazmaty?

1623
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,760
Where did I fucking pull that out of?

1624
01:06:51,660 --> 01:06:53,180
Where did I pull that out of?

1625
01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:55,640
I suppose I've thought of it in the past,

1626
01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:57,800
so it was easy enough to actually come up with.

1627
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:01,320
I do eat a lot of...

1628
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,860
I eat Hazmaty rice every fucking day.

1629
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:08,200
So that's why that type of rice was in my mind.

1630
01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:11,580
And I remember a few years ago...

1631
01:07:11,580 --> 01:07:12,580
Back to...

1632
01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:14,220
Not to harp on about it again,

1633
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,380
but back when I was incarcerated at the...

1634
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:18,900
The evil hands of Brit cops...

1635
01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:21,340
Over yonder.

1636
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,040
I was thinking to myself in the cell,

1637
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,060
Hazmat, Hazmaty rice.

1638
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,020
Hilarious stuff altogether.

1639
01:07:30,900 --> 01:07:35,440
And then it comes in handy then when you least expect it, Tom.

1640
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,160
Thanks very much for the tip there, chat, GP, Tom.

1641
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:42,420
Yeah, well, look, you never know what's going to happen until it happens.

1642
01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:44,140
And then when it happens, it's happened.

1643
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,560
So just always remember that.

1644
01:07:48,300 --> 01:07:51,780
Tom, you speak like no other person I've ever met.

1645
01:07:51,980 --> 01:07:55,540
And you're a masterful storyteller and raconteur.

1646
01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:59,120
And I can't even just regurgitate what you've just said.

1647
01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:00,540
It never happens until it's happened.

1648
01:08:00,860 --> 01:08:02,600
And then once it's happened, it's happened.

1649
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,080
It's so prophetic...

1650
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,540
It's so simple, but it's so prophetic and right as well at the same time.

1651
01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:10,180
Just make sure we've got enough of these blue jewels.

1652
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:13,120
And I'm sure everyone's watching here.

1653
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:17,080
I'm very happy with the way I'm fluidly just going through the fucking game.

1654
01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:19,900
I was...

1655
01:08:19,900 --> 01:08:20,760
It's right there.

1656
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:23,660
There's one over by six o'clock.

1657
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:25,940
In there.

1658
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:26,640
Is that up?

1659
01:08:27,260 --> 01:08:28,460
There's one back in the farm.

1660
01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:29,800
Go back to the farm in the barn.

1661
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:35,140
You know, I'm a big man for saying, oh, the pace is electric.

1662
01:08:35,260 --> 01:08:36,140
The pace is quality.

1663
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,440
But the pace really is good here at the moment.

1664
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,780
I have to say, if this is the way we're setting standard,

1665
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:47,080
it's going to be not too long before we get the game finished.

1666
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,140
I'm not going to say it.

1667
01:08:48,140 --> 01:08:49,040
Obviously not tonight.

1668
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:51,080
But fuck it.

1669
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,060
Steamed jasmine.

1670
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,240
Another quality rice.

1671
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:59,960
Which was actually invented by Tim Rice.

1672
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:01,540
The killer.

1673
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,660
Or sorry, I beg your pardon.

1674
01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:05,480
Not a killer.

1675
01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:07,060
He's actually a musical man.

1676
01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:08,500
I think he died there, did he?

1677
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:09,400
Tim Rice.

1678
01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:12,940
Not too long ago, I think, yeah.

1679
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,320
The rice...

1680
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:16,440
The rice went off.

1681
01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:17,820
Was the last...

1682
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:20,480
I wonder if the priest read him the last rice.

1683
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:25,740
Or if he was in Nazi Germany, he might have been led...

1684
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:27,240
Read the last rice.

1685
01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:33,180
Yeah, or if he was Steve Rice.

1686
01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:33,180
Yeah, or if he was Steve Rice.

1687
01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:34,760
Then he was...

1688
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:35,340
He was...

1689
01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:36,540
Maybe he was in the rest.

1690
01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:37,600
The rest, right?

1691
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,180
Lice.

1692
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,820
Who the fuck is Steve Rice, man?

1693
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:44,140
We're talking about Tim Rice.

1694
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,200
Yeah, sorry.

1695
01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:47,440
I don't know where I got Steve from.

1696
01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:48,360
Tim Roth, though.

1697
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,960
That's the fella in fucking Pulp Fiction.

1698
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,360
Yeah, Jimmy.

1699
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:56,800
Jerry Rice.

1700
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,080
Jerry Flanagan.

1701
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:03,620
Jimmy Flanagan, no?

1702
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:06,980
Jerry Flannery, the rugby man.

1703
01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:10,800
What about Ricey Jerry?

1704
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:13,940
What about fucking...

1705
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:16,820
Mungo Jerry and the Rice Boys?

1706
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,580
Thank you very much there, TMP boys.

1707
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:23,720
Hope you're getting on well.

1708
01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:27,040
I'm not really into the fucking TMP, as you can see.

1709
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:28,380
I haven't acquired that.

1710
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:29,880
I don't really think I'm going to get it.

1711
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,600
Although, on this playthrough, maybe, possibly,

1712
01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:33,500
anybody out there want to enlighten me

1713
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:36,640
as to why the TMP would be a good addition to my briefcase.

1714
01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:36,980
I...

1715
01:10:36,980 --> 01:10:38,340
I can't see it.

1716
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:39,860
I really can't see it.

1717
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,900
Rice to see you, Mr. Bond.

1718
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,000
Cozy vibes in the chat.

1719
01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:47,360
Marco Rice, lemon yellow suit.

1720
01:10:48,260 --> 01:10:49,860
TMP, no MP5 yet.

1721
01:10:49,860 --> 01:10:52,860
I got the MP5 there, Shtead 3111.

1722
01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:53,800
In the last playthrough,

1723
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,040
I sold it again.

1724
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,880
I didn't find any usage for it.

1725
01:10:59,580 --> 01:11:01,240
The regenerators are a contest.

1726
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:05,280
And it's not as easy as it was in the first one

1727
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:08,580
to isolate the heart and kill the heart.

1728
01:11:08,660 --> 01:11:08,940
But anyway,

1729
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:10,780
we need to just get through the fucking game.

1730
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:11,580
Stop talking about it.

1731
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:13,080
Get upstairs,

1732
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,380
and there's a jewel upstairs I think I've missed.

1733
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,300
Blue jewel, just back a bit.

1734
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:19,300
The blue jewel.

1735
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,640
See, Resident Evil was the inception

1736
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,660
of the blue jewel wrap.

1737
01:11:23,940 --> 01:11:25,620
We got that blue jewel.

1738
01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:27,140
We got that blue jewel.

1739
01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:30,760
It's a crazy, lovely, little, shiny, little blue jewel.

1740
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,560
Now we've got this contraption going on.

1741
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,200
I think you're on my line there.

1742
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:41,160
But the cog work, cog work orange,

1743
01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:42,660
you need to put the cog on the yoke there,

1744
01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:44,040
and then press the lever.

1745
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:47,860
There we go.

1746
01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:47,880
There we go.

1747
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:47,880
There we go.

1748
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:47,880
There we go.

1749
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:47,880
There we go.

1750
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:47,880
There we go.

1751
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:47,880
There we go.

1752
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:47,880
There we go.

1753
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:48,720
That should be okay.

1754
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,040
We've opened that up.

1755
01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:58,360
So there's a fucking gang of shells over here.

1756
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:03,140
And then there's a diamond downstairs.

1757
01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:08,800
I should have led the pig-headed man into the booby trap here.

1758
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,640
Where have I missed the fuck?

1759
01:12:11,820 --> 01:12:14,100
There's another thing that I've missed.

1760
01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:16,820
Is it upstairs or downstairs?

1761
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:17,800
Oh, you need the key.

1762
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:18,560
You need the key for it.

1763
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:19,500
Let's go.

1764
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:19,940
Let's go.

1765
01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:20,340
Let's go.

1766
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:20,860
Let's roll.

1767
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,080
We're moving at pace.

1768
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:29,860
It's going to be a tough situation up ahead now.

1769
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:31,700
You've got the...

1770
01:12:31,700 --> 01:12:34,160
I think it's the house where you have to fucking...

1771
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:34,400
Oh, no.

1772
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,060
It's not the house.

1773
01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:35,660
It used to be.

1774
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,280
We're actually a fair bit away from the house.

1775
01:12:38,140 --> 01:12:38,980
I saw the house there.

1776
01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:39,860
I thought it was the house.

1777
01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:41,340
Yeah.

1778
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:41,860
It's not.

1779
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,360
The cabin is what you're thinking about.

1780
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:44,500
That's just a house there.

1781
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,200
Shout out to the TMP boys.

1782
01:12:49,420 --> 01:12:51,860
Playing some video games and chilling with the Viper on.

1783
01:12:51,860 --> 01:12:53,160
I hope you're getting on well, lads.

1784
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:54,760
Enjoying the situation.

1785
01:12:55,260 --> 01:12:59,100
I don't know how you're managing to hold down concentration of your own game.

1786
01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:03,240
Witnessing this fucking spectacle of absolute pace bomb.

1787
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:07,260
Pace bomb nation that I'm fucking laying down here.

1788
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:07,700
Smooth.

1789
01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:09,320
Some fat ass rhymes as well.

1790
01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:10,460
Few beats here and there.

1791
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:11,320
Nothing too major.

1792
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,100
Nothing too hectic.

1793
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:17,100
And some lovely B6 energize energy.

1794
01:13:17,220 --> 01:13:19,520
This stream is brought to you by Olaf Schultz.

1795
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:23,880
And rip off Lucas 8 from Spar as well.

1796
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,440
Featuring Olaf Schultz, everybody.

1797
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:28,940
Schultz.

1798
01:13:30,460 --> 01:13:31,940
Schultz.

1799
01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:35,020
Schultz.

1800
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,080
Schultz.

1801
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,240
Schultz.

1802
01:13:42,380 --> 01:13:44,380
Shorts.

1803
01:13:44,380 --> 01:14:14,360
I don't love you.

1804
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:17,900
I'm telling you, there's nothing like a lovely bit of Schultz in the morning.

1805
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,220
And laughing at night as well.

1806
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:26,760
If you're having a bit of trouble sleeping, whack on a bit of fucking Schultz.

1807
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,620
And let all your troubles drift away into the night.

1808
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:34,680
Guy's a fucking genius.

1809
01:14:36,860 --> 01:14:39,380
The thing about Schultz that no one really understands.

1810
01:14:39,380 --> 01:14:48,320
He could turn a pile of shite into a pile of gold.

1811
01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:49,460
He's got the Midas touch.

1812
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,300
Mr. Fucking Midas, they call him.

1813
01:14:58,660 --> 01:14:59,320
Game Boy.

1814
01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:00,340
You're not a killer.

1815
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:01,000
No, I'm not.

1816
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:11,740
Sorry, I still had cave voice on.

1817
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:17,140
I didn't realize I still had cave voice on.

1818
01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:23,080
Somebody messaged there saying, you still have cave voice on, you idiot.

1819
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,140
You sound like a fucking idiot in the cave.

1820
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,720
And to you I say.

1821
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:37,140
Don't take the peace.

1822
01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:43,140
Don't take the peace.

1823
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:48,060
Keep going here.

1824
01:15:50,060 --> 01:15:51,140
Watch yourself.

1825
01:15:51,220 --> 01:15:52,440
You're getting fucking grenaded.

1826
01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:53,540
Grenada wine.

1827
01:15:56,180 --> 01:15:57,080
What's wine?

1828
01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:57,900
I tell you.

1829
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:58,980
Grenada is wine.

1830
01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:05,400
Couple of fucking Victor Meldroos up there as well.

1831
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:12,560
Fuck.

1832
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:15,800
Christ.

1833
01:16:17,380 --> 01:16:19,260
I forgot about this guy.

1834
01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:22,480
I think I just need to turn up the volume a smidge in there.

1835
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:22,760
Sorry.

1836
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:30,040
I hope it doesn't fucking interfere with your ears.

1837
01:16:31,140 --> 01:16:31,580
Interf-ear.

1838
01:16:32,620 --> 01:16:33,700
Thank you very much there.

1839
01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:34,940
Horses under starlight.

1840
01:16:35,420 --> 01:16:36,400
Hope you're getting on well.

1841
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:39,600
Un bastardo.

1842
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:44,880
Now.

1843
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:48,760
He should have stayed at home.

1844
01:16:49,060 --> 01:16:52,480
This isn't a place for an old lady.

1845
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,500
She should have stayed at home.

1846
01:16:56,340 --> 01:16:57,880
Get the thing on for that again.

1847
01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:01,640
She should have stayed at home.

1848
01:17:01,980 --> 01:17:02,780
Not being sexist.

1849
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,000
I'm just simply saying.

1850
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,280
This wasn't a place for a lady.

1851
01:17:13,180 --> 01:17:16,860
Nothing sexist about the fact that there's a fucking murder scene going on.

1852
01:17:16,860 --> 01:17:18,240
And you're saying she should have stayed at home.

1853
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:19,260
And also.

1854
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:21,320
I want to extend that warning.

1855
01:17:21,940 --> 01:17:25,400
To the fucking fellas who are trying to get a piece of me as well.

1856
01:17:25,460 --> 01:17:26,060
It's not happening.

1857
01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:32,160
Fats in the attic.

1858
01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:36,540
You've peddled your lies all over the world.

1859
01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:38,800
Let's get some of this herb going.

1860
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:41,040
Take a yellow and a greener.

1861
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:43,520
That's it.

1862
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,300
And let's see if we can.

1863
01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:48,880
We might have to craft a few shotgun sluggits.

1864
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,740
For ourselves here.

1865
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:51,380
We can.

1866
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:51,660
No.

1867
01:17:51,780 --> 01:17:52,380
We can't.

1868
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:53,400
We'll keep that.

1869
01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:54,740
There.

1870
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,240
We can reload the shotgun though.

1871
01:17:56,660 --> 01:17:57,500
Which is great.

1872
01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:02,540
Always a great idea to go into the battle.

1873
01:18:02,740 --> 01:18:04,020
With the guns loaded and everything.

1874
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:07,000
Because it's going to get tasty up here.

1875
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,540
And there's a fella right over there.

1876
01:18:13,220 --> 01:18:14,400
How's that not landing?

1877
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,140
There's one.

1878
01:18:20,140 --> 01:18:20,800
There's two.

1879
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,120
You're missing all of these shots.

1880
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:25,020
Another miss.

1881
01:18:26,140 --> 01:18:27,000
One in the kisser.

1882
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:28,560
He's going to sleep forever.

1883
01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:31,640
The Iniesters are coming.

1884
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:34,300
Couple of Iniesters.

1885
01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:34,580
Ah.

1886
01:18:34,620 --> 01:18:35,260
Victor Meldrew.

1887
01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:36,220
Wah wah wah wah.

1888
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,540
I said I might as well eat some cheese.

1889
01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:41,640
We need to have that fucking music ready.

1890
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:42,020
Again.

1891
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,500
This is going to add a lot of time.

1892
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:45,960
This is going to add a lot of time.

1893
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,160
Onto the fucking run through.

1894
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:48,420
Onto the speed run.

1895
01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:52,440
Where's the fucking browser window.

1896
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:53,120
To play that.

1897
01:18:54,060 --> 01:18:56,080
I'm just going to play it through the speakers here.

1898
01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:57,160
It might not even come through.

1899
01:18:58,600 --> 01:18:59,680
Have a look here.

1900
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,680
The Meldrew theme tune.

1901
01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:02,900
One foot in the grave.

1902
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:03,760
Theme tune.

1903
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:04,680
One foot.

1904
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:06,840
In the grave.

1905
01:19:07,420 --> 01:19:08,080
Theme song.

1906
01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:08,940
There we go.

1907
01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:09,000
There we go.

1908
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:29,360
He's dead.

1909
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:30,920
He's dead.

1910
01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:31,860
He's dead.

1911
01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:33,900
We have to end the music once he dies.

1912
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,560
I'm looking forward to him coming back to life.

1913
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:41,020
Or more of his ilk.

1914
01:19:41,260 --> 01:19:41,700
Should I say.

1915
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:42,100
Fuck.

1916
01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:47,300
Getting fucking trust here.

1917
01:19:47,460 --> 01:19:48,040
Liz trust.

1918
01:19:52,260 --> 01:19:53,520
That's one for the ages.

1919
01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:55,780
Tell that to the grandkids.

1920
01:19:57,380 --> 01:19:58,180
In hell.

1921
01:19:58,340 --> 01:19:58,740
In hell.

1922
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,100
Tell that to the fucking grandkids.

1923
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:06,400
Tony Est is back from Japan look.

1924
01:20:08,340 --> 01:20:09,900
Should have done a shimmy there man.

1925
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:10,960
Should have sidestepped it.

1926
01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:15,100
Lovely stuff.

1927
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:19,420
And it's great to know that we've got the Victor Meldrew music ready to rock.

1928
01:20:19,660 --> 01:20:22,460
The next time he spawns into the situation.

1929
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:23,480
Tom.

1930
01:20:24,980 --> 01:20:25,980
Unbelievable stuff.

1931
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,680
It's going to really add a lovely bit of color to the proceedings.

1932
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:30,880
And uh.

1933
01:20:31,620 --> 01:20:32,860
It's just what we want.

1934
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,300
To brighten up these uh.

1935
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,920
Dark summer nights.

1936
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:39,080
Yeah.

1937
01:20:39,260 --> 01:20:40,700
You're right in saying dark anyway.

1938
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:41,860
I looked out the window early on.

1939
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:42,680
Gray as fuck.

1940
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:45,280
Absolutely pissing down.

1941
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:47,840
I'm not sure if it's the same where you are.

1942
01:20:47,940 --> 01:20:49,100
Wherever you're watching from.

1943
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:50,040
Oh.

1944
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:51,960
Fucking hell.

1945
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:54,480
Thanks very much Kerry.

1946
01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:58,880
And uh.

1947
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:00,260
Someone's throwing a grenade at me now.

1948
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:01,060
I can't believe this.

1949
01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:02,500
I think.

1950
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:04,460
There's someone in the house.

1951
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,000
Who's actually grenading themselves.

1952
01:21:08,220 --> 01:21:10,360
Let's get in that fucking uh.

1953
01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:11,740
Let's get in inside that house.

1954
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:12,300
Big time.

1955
01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:16,100
Pwn.

1956
01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:17,180
Pwn Jones.

1957
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:18,180
Thank you very much.

1958
01:21:18,660 --> 01:21:18,860
Uh.

1959
01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:19,380
Big love.

1960
01:21:19,460 --> 01:21:20,080
Tom and Francis.

1961
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,580
And horses under starlight.

1962
01:21:21,660 --> 01:21:22,480
Higgy Smalls.

1963
01:21:22,820 --> 01:21:24,140
Thank you very very much.

1964
01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:25,300
And uh.

1965
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:28,600
I'm getting fucking trapped by bear traps here.

1966
01:21:29,740 --> 01:21:31,520
And I'm getting blown up as well.

1967
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:34,140
Is it really not a professional playthrough whatsoever?

1968
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,100
There we go.

1969
01:21:36,140 --> 01:21:36,900
Look at this one here.

1970
01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:38,200
She's got some throw on her.

1971
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:40,860
And she's great at ducking as well.

1972
01:21:47,420 --> 01:21:48,740
I'm going for the ribcage.

1973
01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:50,740
And that's a final one in the head.

1974
01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:52,980
Jesus Christ.

1975
01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:57,220
And that's lovely.

1976
01:21:58,820 --> 01:21:59,180
Yeah.

1977
01:21:59,260 --> 01:22:00,940
Just keep your head on your shoulders there.

1978
01:22:01,060 --> 01:22:06,620
It can be a bit of a setback when you're getting sieged out of it by grenade throwers and tossers.

1979
01:22:07,100 --> 01:22:08,360
But remember.

1980
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:09,420
You are the man.

1981
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:10,940
There's no one else like you.

1982
01:22:11,580 --> 01:22:12,920
You're alone.

1983
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:14,280
You're standing out in your field.

1984
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:15,780
You're out standing in your field should I say.

1985
01:22:18,660 --> 01:22:19,660
Thanks for that time.

1986
01:22:19,660 --> 01:22:20,840
I do forget that sometimes.

1987
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:23,340
And we can disarm these traps here with the knife.

1988
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,480
So fucking annoying.

1989
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:30,440
But I suppose not to let them really get to me that much because there are a few more during the game.

1990
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:33,280
Unfortunately they're mostly in the fucking village here.

1991
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:35,760
With the village people.

1992
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,040
And we're actually going to fucking...

1993
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,280
Just take that out as well.

1994
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:47,520
For no other reason other than we love explosions.

1995
01:22:48,420 --> 01:22:49,300
Is your tip?

1996
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,080
Really do.

1997
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:51,040
Clone name Gipsaw.

1998
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:51,900
Thank you very much.

1999
01:22:51,980 --> 01:22:52,600
Another fucking...

2000
01:22:53,420 --> 01:22:55,380
Howya is around the corner here.

2001
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:55,780
Ready.

2002
01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:58,600
He's got a grenade on his...

2003
01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:00,200
Hand.

2004
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:01,220
It's not even lit.

2005
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:02,740
Finish him.

2006
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:03,160
Finish him.

2007
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:06,020
Lovely bit of finish in there.

2008
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:08,880
Shab shabaroonous.

2009
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,140
Let's see that again if we can there Tom.

2010
01:23:13,540 --> 01:23:13,780
Yeah.

2011
01:23:13,980 --> 01:23:14,960
You took him twice.

2012
01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:15,820
And the breadbasket.

2013
01:23:16,740 --> 01:23:17,120
And then.

2014
01:23:17,260 --> 01:23:17,900
When he was down.

2015
01:23:18,020 --> 01:23:18,240
Finish him.

2016
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:18,280
Finish him.

2017
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:18,860
Finish him.

2018
01:23:19,020 --> 01:23:19,080
Finish him.

2019
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:19,180
Finish him.

2020
01:23:19,180 --> 01:23:22,780
Something you're going to have to reutilize if you want to progress through the game fast.

2021
01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:23,900
Shab shabaroonous.

2022
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:24,180
To the playthrough.

2023
01:23:28,820 --> 01:23:29,220
Yeah.

2024
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,060
I mean.

2025
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:31,720
It's all well and good shooting bullets.

2026
01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:34,660
But if you're not going in for the follow up kills.

2027
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:35,240
The melee.

2028
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:36,420
The close quarters.

2029
01:23:36,580 --> 01:23:36,920
Combat.

2030
01:23:37,060 --> 01:23:37,980
The CQC.

2031
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,700
As it's known in the base in the end.

2032
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:40,900
Then.

2033
01:23:41,020 --> 01:23:42,420
You're nobody to no man.

2034
01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:44,180
And it's no man's sky.

2035
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:44,900
A game.

2036
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:45,820
Which I haven't played.

2037
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:46,320
I've heard.

2038
01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:47,820
Critically acclaimed.

2039
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:48,860
A lot of plaudits.

2040
01:23:49,060 --> 01:23:49,440
I tell you.

2041
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:50,940
No man's sky.

2042
01:23:51,060 --> 01:23:52,100
Probably a great game.

2043
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:53,760
But not as good a game.

2044
01:23:54,100 --> 01:23:55,820
As what I've recently been playing.

2045
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:57,240
As well as the Fred Durst game.

2046
01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:57,640
I tell you.

2047
01:23:57,780 --> 01:23:59,760
I really recommend this to you guys.

2048
01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:00,380
If you're.

2049
01:24:00,860 --> 01:24:02,340
Got a bit of time to yourself.

2050
01:24:02,340 --> 01:24:04,420
Dig this one out of the fucking archives.

2051
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,920
Irish castle mysteries.

2052
01:24:07,380 --> 01:24:08,840
With fucking none other.

2053
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:10,500
Than Pat Kenny.

2054
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:13,920
Quality quality fucking RPG.

2055
01:24:14,660 --> 01:24:16,380
Where you're in castles.

2056
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:18,040
You're in fucking bleak castle.

2057
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:20,040
You're in Bunratty.

2058
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:22,020
You actually get a bit.

2059
01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:23,220
He gets ratty.

2060
01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:23,900
Does Pat.

2061
01:24:24,220 --> 01:24:25,280
In Bunratty.

2062
01:24:26,580 --> 01:24:27,140
Because.

2063
01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:28,680
You're controlling them.

2064
01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:31,300
And I'd gone around the same fucking rooms.

2065
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:32,320
Doing a fetch quest.

2066
01:24:33,180 --> 01:24:34,840
And he started getting ratty with me.

2067
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,560
Like I was a bad guest on the radio with him.

2068
01:24:38,220 --> 01:24:38,580
And.

2069
01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:40,940
Speaks to you in that kind of.

2070
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:42,840
Inimitable.

2071
01:24:43,020 --> 01:24:44,140
Pat Kenny-esque way.

2072
01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:46,000
It's a beautiful.

2073
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:47,120
Beautiful game.

2074
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,960
It's a real gorgeous.

2075
01:24:49,180 --> 01:24:50,080
Gorgeous game.

2076
01:24:50,740 --> 01:24:52,520
And some of the work that went into it.

2077
01:24:52,580 --> 01:24:53,640
Actually made in Japan.

2078
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:55,080
They flew Pat out.

2079
01:24:55,740 --> 01:24:56,660
To fucking Tokyo.

2080
01:24:57,340 --> 01:24:57,840
And then.

2081
01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,320
Put him on the bullet train.

2082
01:25:00,140 --> 01:25:01,420
To Osaka.

2083
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:03,480
Where he did the recording.

2084
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:04,640
Out there as well.

2085
01:25:04,860 --> 01:25:05,840
He's a big man.

2086
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:07,080
For Japanese stuff.

2087
01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:08,800
You know Pat Kenny loves planes.

2088
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:09,300
Well.

2089
01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:11,900
They put him on a fucking jumbo jet out there.

2090
01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:13,200
And paid for him.

2091
01:25:13,660 --> 01:25:15,020
To go into business class.

2092
01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:17,040
And I heard he had a great sleep.

2093
01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:18,680
And a lovely lunch.

2094
01:25:19,300 --> 01:25:20,220
On the way to Japan.

2095
01:25:20,340 --> 01:25:21,880
And woke up in Japan the next day.

2096
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:22,360
Because it's.

2097
01:25:22,620 --> 01:25:24,020
It's the next day when you get there.

2098
01:25:24,740 --> 01:25:25,600
But he said.

2099
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,580
Although he had a great time.

2100
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:28,880
And was well paid for the job.

2101
01:25:29,260 --> 01:25:30,420
He didn't think much.

2102
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:31,460
Of this.

2103
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:31,840
The.

2104
01:25:32,580 --> 01:25:34,280
Just the general being in Japan.

2105
01:25:34,540 --> 01:25:34,820
You know.

2106
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:36,520
And I didn't want to.

2107
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:37,900
Elaborate on it too much.

2108
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:38,600
I was talking to him.

2109
01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:38,840
You see.

2110
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:40,680
A few weeks ago.

2111
01:25:40,780 --> 01:25:41,200
About it.

2112
01:25:41,300 --> 01:25:41,580
Because.

2113
01:25:42,020 --> 01:25:43,320
I had no idea.

2114
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:44,980
That this game even existed.

2115
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:46,920
So I got in touch with Pat.

2116
01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:47,640
And he said.

2117
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:47,980
Yeah.

2118
01:25:48,020 --> 01:25:48,280
It was.

2119
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,640
A magical time in his life.

2120
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,020
That he'll never get back again.

2121
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:52,660
And.

2122
01:25:53,260 --> 01:25:54,120
He's seen Japan.

2123
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,360
He's been there.

2124
01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:56,240
He's bought the t-shirt.

2125
01:25:56,420 --> 01:25:56,720
Literally.

2126
01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:58,020
He bought a fucking t-shirt.

2127
01:25:58,520 --> 01:25:58,820
Saying.

2128
01:25:58,960 --> 01:25:59,960
I love Japan.

2129
01:26:00,180 --> 01:26:00,820
In Japanese.

2130
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:03,280
So there's no point in wearing that back here.

2131
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,180
Because no one's really going to understand it.

2132
01:26:05,180 --> 01:26:06,020
Unless you understand.

2133
01:26:06,300 --> 01:26:06,740
Kanji.

2134
01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:08,100
Which is.

2135
01:26:08,340 --> 01:26:08,840
What I.

2136
01:26:09,460 --> 01:26:09,900
Assume.

2137
01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:11,760
Is called the Japanese lettering.

2138
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:12,000
You know.

2139
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:12,300
If that.

2140
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:12,820
That's what.

2141
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:14,000
Japanese is.

2142
01:26:14,940 --> 01:26:15,180
But.

2143
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:15,800
Nevertheless.

2144
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:17,000
I digress.

2145
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:17,940
Let's move on.

2146
01:26:18,020 --> 01:26:19,280
We're still doing well here.

2147
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,300
We're 51 minutes into this fucking playthrough.

2148
01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:21,680
Of.

2149
01:26:22,460 --> 01:26:22,780
Epic.

2150
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:23,700
Speedrun.

2151
01:26:24,140 --> 01:26:24,620
Proportions.

2152
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:26,080
We're doing damage.

2153
01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:26,820
We're dishing out.

2154
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:27,680
A lot of fucking.

2155
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:28,480
Nasty.

2156
01:26:28,820 --> 01:26:29,280
Nasty.

2157
01:26:29,580 --> 01:26:30,000
Nasty.

2158
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:32,240
nasty business upon people who

2159
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:34,180
let's just call a spade a spade.

2160
01:26:34,260 --> 01:26:36,400
They deserve it. They deserve it.

2161
01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:38,280
A lot of fucking nasty

2162
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:40,440
articles around

2163
01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:42,240
here that want to see me

2164
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:44,260
fail in a big, massive, fat fucking

2165
01:26:44,260 --> 01:26:46,200
way. And it's not gonna happen.

2166
01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:48,380
You can hear a bit of

2167
01:26:48,380 --> 01:26:50,340
hammering going on

2168
01:26:50,340 --> 01:26:52,300
inside there. When I first played

2169
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,920
through, I was very, very

2170
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:56,420
on edge.

2171
01:26:57,260 --> 01:26:58,460
The brightness was turned

2172
01:26:58,460 --> 01:27:00,300
down to what the Resident Evil, those

2173
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:02,620
crazy, crazy guys

2174
01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:04,240
out there in Japan who make this game.

2175
01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:06,440
They want you to turn that fucking brightness down

2176
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:08,140
contrast kind of up.

2177
01:27:08,740 --> 01:27:09,720
They want you to be

2178
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:11,940
at your wit's end fucking scared.

2179
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:14,520
But, I mean, it's

2180
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:16,580
one thing to do that

2181
01:27:16,580 --> 01:27:18,740
and play through it for the fucking ambience

2182
01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:20,760
and all that sort of stuff. But I'm on a chaos

2183
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:22,340
run at the moment. Speed

2184
01:27:22,340 --> 01:27:23,740
is what I'm about.

2185
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:26,820
And speed

2186
01:27:26,820 --> 01:27:28,940
is what I'm gonna do.

2187
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:30,840
So it's no use playing

2188
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:32,220
on a fucking dim screen.

2189
01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:34,000
Dim sum.

2190
01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:37,520
And people are watching.

2191
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,060
Thanks for tuning in, everyone.

2192
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:40,660
I mean, I don't want you to see

2193
01:27:40,660 --> 01:27:42,440
just a fucking dark screen either, you know.

2194
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,240
So that's part of it.

2195
01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:47,280
Yeah, can I just throw in my two cents

2196
01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:47,700
as well?

2197
01:27:48,540 --> 01:27:49,940
I'm afraid not, Tom.

2198
01:27:49,940 --> 01:27:51,360
I'm afraid not.

2199
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,280
You've actually got no input.

2200
01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:55,280
Worthy, really.

2201
01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:57,320
You can't really

2202
01:27:57,320 --> 01:27:59,180
improve on what I said.

2203
01:28:00,060 --> 01:28:01,080
And here we go.

2204
01:28:01,780 --> 01:28:02,940
I believe you can just

2205
01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:04,500
go straight into this.

2206
01:28:07,780 --> 01:28:09,400
and then...

2207
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:14,200
As if you do that!

2208
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:15,800
As if you go straight into...

2209
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:16,100
Whoa!

2210
01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:18,560
This guy looks like he fucking makes

2211
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:20,120
olive oil on YouTube.

2212
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:20,800
This guy.

2213
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:21,480
Let me show you.

2214
01:28:21,620 --> 01:28:22,960
I don't know where I got that

2215
01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:26,140
kind of simile-y vibe from him from.

2216
01:28:26,340 --> 01:28:27,500
I just want to show you him.

2217
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:28,540
See if you agree with me.

2218
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:30,420
Doesn't he look like someone on YouTube

2219
01:28:30,420 --> 01:28:32,520
who makes fucking artisan...

2220
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:34,360
Artisanal olive oil.

2221
01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:37,060
That's the end of that.

2222
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,240
The pesky blinder.

2223
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:42,420
He looks like a bit of a fucking

2224
01:28:42,420 --> 01:28:43,460
Peaky Blinder-esque

2225
01:28:43,460 --> 01:28:44,900
olive oil Mediterranean

2226
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:47,660
press man.

2227
01:28:49,820 --> 01:28:51,100
Yeah, I just want to

2228
01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:52,440
add to that

2229
01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:54,040
that not all olive oil

2230
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,260
people and makers are

2231
01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:57,080
from the Mediterranean.

2232
01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:57,940
Don't want to

2233
01:28:57,940 --> 01:28:59,460
box anyone in there.

2234
01:28:59,740 --> 01:29:00,460
Look at this.

2235
01:29:00,940 --> 01:29:01,860
Man in a bag!

2236
01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:09,340
That hurts, you know?

2237
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:10,180
It seemed like you

2238
01:29:10,180 --> 01:29:11,300
really wanted to talk.

2239
01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:12,860
How observant, senor.

2240
01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:14,160
Now, uh...

2241
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:15,120
Say, uh...

2242
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:15,760
You got a smoke?

2243
01:29:16,540 --> 01:29:17,120
You know, those things

2244
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:17,600
will kill you.

2245
01:29:17,980 --> 01:29:18,220
Oh.

2246
01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:20,360
Well, maybe just untie me then, huh?

2247
01:29:22,580 --> 01:29:23,880
Hep C scrolls.

2248
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:24,940
Thank you very, very much.

2249
01:29:26,020 --> 01:29:27,640
And Sarah and James.

2250
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:28,820
Thank you very, very much.

2251
01:29:29,060 --> 01:29:32,440
This is the Undertaker.

2252
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:36,400
A bad, bad hombre.

2253
01:29:38,980 --> 01:29:40,700
You wouldn't catch him on YouTube

2254
01:29:40,700 --> 01:29:42,800
fucking making artisanal olive oil.

2255
01:29:42,940 --> 01:29:43,560
And look at that.

2256
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:45,220
There's the fucking plot shot.

2257
01:29:46,660 --> 01:29:47,580
mRNA.

2258
01:29:47,580 --> 01:29:47,660
mRNA.

2259
01:29:47,660 --> 01:29:47,780
mRNA.

2260
01:29:47,780 --> 01:29:47,780
mRNA.

2261
01:29:47,780 --> 01:29:47,840
mRNA.

2262
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:52,320
I'm only telling you

2263
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:53,520
because I got it myself.

2264
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:54,880
A few weird symptoms

2265
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:56,620
the past few fucking months.

2266
01:29:57,180 --> 01:29:58,600
Not putting it down to that.

2267
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,820
But I'm gonna just idly fucking

2268
01:30:01,820 --> 01:30:02,780
put it out there anyway.

2269
01:30:03,660 --> 01:30:04,600
But nah, seriously though,

2270
01:30:04,660 --> 01:30:06,000
I mean, it's probably just nothing, you know?

2271
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:07,420
Probably just like

2272
01:30:07,420 --> 01:30:08,780
normal sort of shit.

2273
01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:09,700
Then you just start

2274
01:30:09,700 --> 01:30:10,860
linking it to it, you know?

2275
01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:12,060
Linkin Park.

2276
01:30:13,140 --> 01:30:14,440
Fucking Chester Bennington.

2277
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:16,920
But I was feeling a little bit

2278
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:17,700
Chestered.

2279
01:30:18,420 --> 01:30:18,920
A few,

2280
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:19,920
a few weeks back.

2281
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,320
I was thinking,

2282
01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:22,200
is that because

2283
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:23,360
of the fucking mRNA?

2284
01:30:23,860 --> 01:30:24,640
Or was that,

2285
01:30:24,780 --> 01:30:25,540
is that something?

2286
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:27,540
What's going on there, you know?

2287
01:30:28,020 --> 01:30:29,060
I'm not gonna go into it.

2288
01:30:29,180 --> 01:30:30,020
The chapter has ended.

2289
01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:31,940
Don't obsess with me

2290
01:30:31,940 --> 01:30:32,780
all the time.

2291
01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:35,660
You hammered your mother.

2292
01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:37,200
Go in peace

2293
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:37,740
to love

2294
01:30:37,740 --> 01:30:38,940
and hammer the Lord.

2295
01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:42,240
And that was the end

2296
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:42,900
of a lovely,

2297
01:30:43,060 --> 01:30:44,660
lovely sensual chapter.

2298
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:45,760
A lot of demons.

2299
01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:48,440
What did you make of that, Gary?

2300
01:30:50,180 --> 01:30:51,980
Absolutely unbelievable

2301
01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:53,660
demon slaying from Leon.

2302
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:55,860
The way that he moved

2303
01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:57,080
with such swift,

2304
01:30:57,260 --> 01:30:58,180
adept grace

2305
01:30:58,180 --> 01:30:59,260
was like a gazelle

2306
01:30:59,260 --> 01:30:59,880
on the battlefield

2307
01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:01,380
of demonic stature

2308
01:31:01,380 --> 01:31:02,280
and substances.

2309
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:03,920
I don't know what he's on.

2310
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,060
I don't know where he's been

2311
01:31:05,060 --> 01:31:06,080
or where he's been training.

2312
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:07,640
But I gotta tell you something.

2313
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,100
Coming up against this side,

2314
01:31:09,260 --> 01:31:09,780
Ganados,

2315
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:13,040
this Lord Sadler-driven squad,

2316
01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:13,320
you know,

2317
01:31:13,420 --> 01:31:14,400
what Sadler's done

2318
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:15,060
with a team

2319
01:31:15,060 --> 01:31:16,140
of Ganados

2320
01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:16,840
that he's got

2321
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,480
is not to be sniffed at,

2322
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:18,860
you know?

2323
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:20,680
So, Leon taking them on

2324
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:21,900
one by one,

2325
01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:23,060
lining up headshots.

2326
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,500
Even that pig-headed man,

2327
01:31:24,740 --> 01:31:25,820
I used to play with him.

2328
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:27,340
I know him from Valencia

2329
01:31:27,340 --> 01:31:28,320
when I was in Valencia.

2330
01:31:28,540 --> 01:31:29,320
They'd bring him on

2331
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:30,740
just before the game started

2332
01:31:30,740 --> 01:31:32,180
to really gee up the crowd.

2333
01:31:32,740 --> 01:31:33,600
And he'd come out

2334
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:34,880
with an axe

2335
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:36,120
and he'd have the head of a pig.

2336
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:36,580
And I'd say,

2337
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:37,600
why is this happening?

2338
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:38,980
Why is this happening?

2339
01:31:39,140 --> 01:31:40,300
We want to play football.

2340
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:41,380
But that's just the way

2341
01:31:41,380 --> 01:31:42,480
they do things in Spain.

2342
01:31:42,660 --> 01:31:43,100
Unfortunately,

2343
01:31:43,460 --> 01:31:45,260
I just didn't really understand

2344
01:31:45,260 --> 01:31:46,740
the culture over there.

2345
01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:48,420
And that's why I was so shit.

2346
01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:51,080
Yeah, well,

2347
01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:51,840
it sounds like it was

2348
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:53,220
a fucking hard old schlag

2349
01:31:53,220 --> 01:31:54,000
out there in Valencia.

2350
01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:55,040
I didn't even know

2351
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:56,140
they were that arsed

2352
01:31:56,140 --> 01:31:57,660
about monsters out there.

2353
01:31:59,040 --> 01:31:59,700
Big time.

2354
01:31:59,860 --> 01:32:00,400
Big time.

2355
01:32:00,540 --> 01:32:02,040
I've got to tell you something else.

2356
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:03,740
Lord Sadler has been funded.

2357
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:04,880
I think the new ownership,

2358
01:32:05,080 --> 01:32:05,500
the Ganados,

2359
01:32:05,900 --> 01:32:07,960
they're under completely new ownership.

2360
01:32:08,700 --> 01:32:09,000
And it's not,

2361
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:10,100
there he is himself there,

2362
01:32:10,180 --> 01:32:10,760
Lord Sadler.

2363
01:32:11,300 --> 01:32:12,720
He knows what he's doing.

2364
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:13,540
He knows his strategy.

2365
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:15,180
He's been in the game a long time.

2366
01:32:15,300 --> 01:32:15,960
He knows beasts.

2367
01:32:16,060 --> 01:32:16,760
He knows demons.

2368
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,420
And I don't think it's going to really

2369
01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:19,680
be a walk in the park for Leon,

2370
01:32:19,820 --> 01:32:20,160
this one.

2371
01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:21,540
He's going to really have to battle.

2372
01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:22,200
And it's coming into

2373
01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:23,560
these last few games of the season.

2374
01:32:24,620 --> 01:32:26,020
He's met this other guy now

2375
01:32:26,020 --> 01:32:27,500
who's not a demon called Luis.

2376
01:32:28,180 --> 01:32:29,560
I know him from Valencia.

2377
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:32,460
Yeah, it's interesting there, Gary.

2378
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:34,060
How many of these people

2379
01:32:34,060 --> 01:32:35,480
who actually you met in Valencia?

2380
01:32:35,620 --> 01:32:36,920
Why were they all from Valencia?

2381
01:32:38,060 --> 01:32:38,640
Don't know.

2382
01:32:38,820 --> 01:32:39,860
The club just hired them.

2383
01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:41,160
They were there when I got there.

2384
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:42,740
But little to say,

2385
01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:44,020
or little did I know,

2386
01:32:44,100 --> 01:32:44,640
should I say.

2387
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:46,180
Sorry, sorry.

2388
01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:47,160
Little to say.

2389
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:48,240
I've never even heard of that.

2390
01:32:48,300 --> 01:32:49,700
That isn't even a phrase, is it?

2391
01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:51,040
It is.

2392
01:32:51,060 --> 01:32:52,460
It's the Spanish way of saying

2393
01:32:52,460 --> 01:32:53,360
little did I know.

2394
01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:54,480
But I said it in English.

2395
01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:56,200
Little did I know

2396
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:58,900
that these guys were all Valenciaga.

2397
01:32:58,900 --> 01:32:59,900
They were wearing Valenciaga.

2398
01:32:59,900 --> 01:33:01,340
Valenciaga head to toe.

2399
01:33:02,180 --> 01:33:05,240
And every day before the game

2400
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:06,940
we had some sort of worship ceremony.

2401
01:33:07,560 --> 01:33:08,500
I was put in the middle

2402
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:09,640
in the star of David.

2403
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:10,800
Not the star of David, sorry.

2404
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:13,400
No offence to any Israel people

2405
01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:14,340
or Jewish people.

2406
01:33:14,660 --> 01:33:15,780
It was a pentagram.

2407
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:17,080
I was put in there

2408
01:33:17,080 --> 01:33:18,900
and there was a sacrificial goat as well.

2409
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,700
I thought, you're bringing out a goat.

2410
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:21,500
Who's that?

2411
01:33:21,620 --> 01:33:22,480
Is it going to be Ronaldo?

2412
01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:23,340
Is it going to be Messi?

2413
01:33:23,460 --> 01:33:23,940
It wasn't.

2414
01:33:23,980 --> 01:33:24,960
It was an actual goat.

2415
01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:27,200
Now, if you ask me,

2416
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:28,620
that's not right.

2417
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:29,900
So I said to them,

2418
01:33:29,980 --> 01:33:31,180
I don't think it's right,

2419
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:31,980
but we're going to go out

2420
01:33:31,980 --> 01:33:32,840
and play the best football

2421
01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:33,680
we've ever played.

2422
01:33:34,380 --> 01:33:35,560
And what happened?

2423
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:36,380
Did you go out

2424
01:33:36,380 --> 01:33:37,240
and play the best football?

2425
01:33:38,180 --> 01:33:40,040
We got fucking hammered.

2426
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:42,300
Thanks, Gad.

2427
01:33:43,180 --> 01:33:44,040
And look at this.

2428
01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:45,480
Iniesta getting fucking

2429
01:33:45,480 --> 01:33:47,280
chainsaw massacred

2430
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:48,380
by a couple of fucking

2431
01:33:48,380 --> 01:33:49,860
Luthramans.

2432
01:33:49,860 --> 01:33:55,560
Lovely bit of chain gang work there.

2433
01:33:56,820 --> 01:33:57,920
Leon and fucking Louis

2434
01:33:57,920 --> 01:33:58,420
should have done

2435
01:33:58,420 --> 01:33:59,560
a chain gang song.

2436
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:00,180
They should have done

2437
01:34:00,180 --> 01:34:02,500
Sweet Little Sweet Chariot

2438
01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:03,360
while they were chaining

2439
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:04,380
your man's neck.

2440
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:05,560
Later, amigo.

2441
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:09,640
Because they were on a chain gang.

2442
01:34:09,740 --> 01:34:11,000
I'm not saying that's what they should.

2443
01:34:11,140 --> 01:34:11,480
Yeah, anyway.

2444
01:34:12,340 --> 01:34:14,120
Iniesta got fucking killed.

2445
01:34:14,240 --> 01:34:15,200
Let's just say that.

2446
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:16,740
He got fucking killed there

2447
01:34:16,740 --> 01:34:17,480
big time.

2448
01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:18,620
And he's not going back

2449
01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:19,440
to Japan, lads.

2450
01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:19,860
Why?

2451
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,020
Because he's dead.

2452
01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:21,680
And that's how

2453
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:23,020
attaché case completely

2454
01:34:23,020 --> 01:34:23,860
and utterly emptied.

2455
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:26,100
Yeah, you've had your goods

2456
01:34:26,100 --> 01:34:26,980
stolen off you

2457
01:34:26,980 --> 01:34:28,020
from Lord Sadler.

2458
01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:29,580
You need to get them

2459
01:34:29,580 --> 01:34:30,300
back big time.

2460
01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:31,980
Here's Honagan now.

2461
01:34:32,260 --> 01:34:33,180
Condor Wanda Roost.

2462
01:34:33,660 --> 01:34:34,780
I've located Baby Eagle.

2463
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:36,480
Baby Eagle.

2464
01:34:36,480 --> 01:34:36,500
It sounds like she's been

2465
01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:37,680
kept in some church.

2466
01:34:38,180 --> 01:34:38,580
Great.

2467
01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:39,900
That's good news.

2468
01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:41,920
I heard it from this guy I met.

2469
01:34:42,580 --> 01:34:43,440
Said his name is

2470
01:34:43,440 --> 01:34:44,420
Luis Serra.

2471
01:34:45,140 --> 01:34:46,340
Luis Serra.

2472
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:50,800
First name, masculine, surname, feminine.

2473
01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:53,740
Luis Serra.

2474
01:34:54,180 --> 01:34:55,220
Make your way to that church.

2475
01:34:56,080 --> 01:34:56,280
Right.

2476
01:34:57,280 --> 01:34:58,800
I'm probably dead for convention anyway.

2477
01:34:59,460 --> 01:35:00,260
Thanks for the tip.

2478
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:02,620
What's the glasses?

2479
01:35:03,540 --> 01:35:04,260
Gentle monster.

2480
01:35:04,380 --> 01:35:05,800
Thanks very much for the tip there, Bruno.

2481
01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:06,900
We're on to chapter two.

2482
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:07,140
Is it?

2483
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:08,560
I thought we completed chapter two.

2484
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,120
I thought we completed...

2485
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:13,240
I thought we were on chapter three.

2486
01:35:18,020 --> 01:35:19,940
Was that all chapter one,

2487
01:35:19,980 --> 01:35:20,660
what we were doing then?

2488
01:35:21,320 --> 01:35:23,160
So what was the bit before the church?

2489
01:35:23,260 --> 01:35:24,780
Was that just prologue, was it?

2490
01:35:27,020 --> 01:35:28,640
Gran Turismo prologue.

2491
01:35:28,860 --> 01:35:29,460
Fucking hell.

2492
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:30,500
I thought we were flying through it.

2493
01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:31,640
I thought we were going to be heading on

2494
01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:32,640
to chapter four soon enough.

2495
01:35:32,700 --> 01:35:33,640
Suppose we get through this,

2496
01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:35,180
then we're straight into the cabin.

2497
01:35:36,580 --> 01:35:39,500
55 minute chapter one speed run is on Aaron Flood.

2498
01:35:39,580 --> 01:35:39,960
How are you?

2499
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:40,640
That name.

2500
01:35:41,540 --> 01:35:42,300
That name.

2501
01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:44,740
The man, the myth, the name, the legend.

2502
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:46,560
Aaron fucking Flood.

2503
01:35:46,940 --> 01:35:50,620
Who I believe flooded the chat before

2504
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:55,340
with super tips on how to finish and beat the game.

2505
01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:56,620
himself.

2506
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:58,160
And I don't forget those names

2507
01:35:58,160 --> 01:35:59,820
that really come in clutch.

2508
01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:02,880
To use a fucking parlance of our times there.

2509
01:36:03,820 --> 01:36:05,160
Liam Rogers as well.

2510
01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:09,940
Another name which sits high in the pantheon

2511
01:36:09,940 --> 01:36:14,600
of pure survival horror know-it-alls.

2512
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:17,740
I'm not saying know-it-all in a pejorative sense.

2513
01:36:17,860 --> 01:36:19,620
I'm saying fucking great stuff.

2514
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:20,440
You know your onions.

2515
01:36:21,300 --> 01:36:22,560
You know your fucking onions.

2516
01:36:23,780 --> 01:36:25,460
Oh, why did I stealth that cunt?

2517
01:36:25,460 --> 01:36:30,380
There's Iniesta there.

2518
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:34,660
Johnny Onion Rings himself.

2519
01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:38,300
And he's got a lovely herb as well.

2520
01:36:43,180 --> 01:36:44,000
You're a tip.

2521
01:36:44,460 --> 01:36:44,980
I need.

2522
01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:45,820
Probably best.

2523
01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:47,440
Fucking clone name Gibson.

2524
01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:48,600
Thanks very much for the tip.

2525
01:36:48,740 --> 01:36:49,880
Bruno Bongo Whiplash.

2526
01:36:49,980 --> 01:36:50,960
Pepsi Scrolls.

2527
01:36:50,960 --> 01:36:51,560
Sarah and Jets.

2528
01:36:51,960 --> 01:36:53,780
You're probably best just...

2529
01:36:53,780 --> 01:36:54,540
That's it.

2530
01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:56,160
You're dancing your way through this.

2531
01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:56,880
Ted dancing.

2532
01:36:59,280 --> 01:36:59,920
That's it.

2533
01:37:02,140 --> 01:37:03,140
Just run past them.

2534
01:37:06,620 --> 01:37:07,560
Go through here.

2535
01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:11,080
And we fucking turn that on.

2536
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:14,280
This is going to be a real Tina Turner situation here.

2537
01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:14,840
If we can...

2538
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:17,320
If we can do it.

2539
01:37:18,900 --> 01:37:19,620
Fuck you.

2540
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:20,760
No.

2541
01:37:22,260 --> 01:37:23,480
That's the run, Goost.

2542
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:25,500
I think that's the run, Goost.

2543
01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:28,520
Run, Goost.

2544
01:37:28,740 --> 01:37:29,340
Oh, no.

2545
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,980
It's a bad, bad situation.

2546
01:37:32,980 --> 01:37:36,600
And I'm getting fucking leather caked as well.

2547
01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:52,380
Victor Meldrew with the axe coming in clutch.

2548
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:01,500
Sorry about that.

2549
01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:06,320
I wonder should I have killed those fuckers before doing this?

2550
01:38:06,320 --> 01:38:12,000
Clone Nymgibso.

2551
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:12,720
Thank you very much.

2552
01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:14,060
Earthenware Vaz.

2553
01:38:14,140 --> 01:38:15,320
Don't even fucking...

2554
01:38:16,180 --> 01:38:17,900
Don't even remind me of that.

2555
01:38:22,220 --> 01:38:23,120
Down with the Viper.

2556
01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:23,740
Thank you very much.

2557
01:38:26,460 --> 01:38:28,380
Resident Evil Code Veronica.

2558
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:31,240
Yes.

2559
01:38:32,660 --> 01:38:34,200
That was a nightmare.

2560
01:38:34,440 --> 01:38:34,660
Great.

2561
01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:38,560
That was a nightmare.

2562
01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,660
I thought Resident Evil Village was bad, but...

2563
01:38:42,220 --> 01:38:43,660
Veronica was fucking...

2564
01:38:44,460 --> 01:38:44,900
Chaos.

2565
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:48,180
How do I not open this?

2566
01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:49,020
I don't have a key, okay.

2567
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:55,280
Turn the instant cream play up.

2568
01:38:55,460 --> 01:38:55,600
What?

2569
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:58,580
The actual volume of the cream play itself, is it?

2570
01:38:58,580 --> 01:39:00,380
Over here, stranger.

2571
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:03,560
It changed the voice of the fella, but...

2572
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:03,900
What was that?

2573
01:39:03,960 --> 01:39:04,780
It's not that bad.

2574
01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:13,620
Code Veronica was a dark time, but I mean, it was good until the end, right?

2575
01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:14,640
Could you believe it?

2576
01:39:14,740 --> 01:39:17,760
I got all the way to the end and practically soft...

2577
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:18,800
Soft locked.

2578
01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:22,500
Clock blocked my way into not being able to finish the game.

2579
01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:25,700
Through not having any supplies or anything.

2580
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:30,860
I'm sure if you're a skilled gamer, you'd be able to do it, but I had no ammunition or anything.

2581
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:33,260
I was an arse going back.

2582
01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:35,160
I don't think you could even backtrack in it.

2583
01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:38,300
Fuck it, anyway.

2584
01:39:38,860 --> 01:39:40,220
Those times are behind me now.

2585
01:39:40,220 --> 01:39:41,260
I don't need to think about that.

2586
01:39:41,460 --> 01:39:43,880
All I need to think about is how fucking fast we're going here.

2587
01:39:45,260 --> 01:39:50,520
I want to actually buy a fan to replicate where it's like going at pace.

2588
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:54,040
And I'll put there for the stream, the hairy cleavage.

2589
01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:54,660
Thanks very much.

2590
01:39:55,380 --> 01:40:00,020
So when we're playing at pace games like this, I'll switch on the fan and...

2591
01:40:00,020 --> 01:40:03,140
This star's fucking really blowing me hard.

2592
01:40:03,140 --> 01:40:19,280
Let's slap a red dot on this fucking thing.

2593
01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:20,860
Tune up, trade.

2594
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:21,440
Let's trade.

2595
01:40:21,540 --> 01:40:22,120
See what we've got.

2596
01:40:22,980 --> 01:40:24,980
Laser sight is going to be another ten...

2597
01:40:24,980 --> 01:40:27,480
It's going to be another six jewels which we need to find.

2598
01:40:27,480 --> 01:40:30,900
We'll get that treasure map.

2599
01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:35,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2600
01:40:35,360 --> 01:40:36,340
We'll leave that there.

2601
01:40:36,580 --> 01:40:39,920
And what we'll do is we'll tune up our shite body armor.

2602
01:40:40,100 --> 01:40:40,720
Tune that up.

2603
01:40:40,920 --> 01:40:41,500
Fighting knife.

2604
01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:42,480
Tune that up.

2605
01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:43,380
Thanks very much.

2606
01:40:43,480 --> 01:40:43,760
Unknown.

2607
01:40:43,920 --> 01:40:45,240
We're unknown to the last plague us.

2608
01:40:45,960 --> 01:40:46,580
Long johns.

2609
01:40:46,620 --> 01:40:47,060
Long johns.

2610
01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:47,800
Thank you very much.

2611
01:40:49,780 --> 01:40:52,900
We got to just upgrade this fucking knife.

2612
01:40:52,900 --> 01:40:53,940
We'll repair it.

2613
01:40:56,440 --> 01:40:57,820
We've that maxed out.

2614
01:40:58,620 --> 01:40:59,460
We've this.

2615
01:40:59,700 --> 01:41:00,640
We're going to max that out.

2616
01:41:00,820 --> 01:41:01,600
Capacity.

2617
01:41:01,740 --> 01:41:02,620
I'd like to really...

2618
01:41:02,620 --> 01:41:03,700
Capacity up in that.

2619
01:41:03,720 --> 01:41:05,580
Not enough cash, stranger.

2620
01:41:05,820 --> 01:41:06,340
There you go.

2621
01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:07,480
We haven't really enough cash.

2622
01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:08,920
What can we sell him, though?

2623
01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:11,100
To suit your specific means.

2624
01:41:12,020 --> 01:41:13,340
It's a thing of beauty.

2625
01:41:13,340 --> 01:41:13,780
Fuck it.

2626
01:41:13,820 --> 01:41:17,460
We'll just keep accumulating and accumulating and accumulating.

2627
01:41:17,540 --> 01:41:18,620
Then we'll go into the shop.

2628
01:41:19,720 --> 01:41:23,000
When we've so much fucking treasure and money.

2629
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,000
It'll be like...

2630
01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:26,760
It'll be like going on a fucking shopping spree.

2631
01:41:26,920 --> 01:41:27,600
Fifth Avenue.

2632
01:41:28,340 --> 01:41:29,840
With endless cash.

2633
01:41:30,740 --> 01:41:32,100
Out there in the states.

2634
01:41:33,360 --> 01:41:34,680
Ah, fucking stadium, man.

2635
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:35,480
We'll save that game.

2636
01:41:37,420 --> 01:41:39,680
Yeah, probably a good thing.

2637
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:42,280
It's just keep tuning up your gear.

2638
01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:43,480
Repair your knife.

2639
01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:45,180
Repair your body armor.

2640
01:41:45,820 --> 01:41:47,800
And then go full fucking hog on it.

2641
01:41:48,140 --> 01:41:50,520
When you've got a load of fucking cash in the attic.

2642
01:41:51,420 --> 01:41:56,360
If there's anybody in the chat there who disagrees with that strategy, I'm thinking Liam Rogers if you're there.

2643
01:41:56,360 --> 01:41:58,400
I'm thinking Aaron Flood if you're there.

2644
01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:03,640
Or if there are any new Resident Evil players on the scene.

2645
01:42:03,640 --> 01:42:04,660
You don't want to pass that.

2646
01:42:04,660 --> 01:42:05,400
I think they know better.

2647
01:42:05,520 --> 01:42:06,060
Let us know.

2648
01:42:06,160 --> 01:42:08,380
But I think we're just going to keep going for the pace here, alright?

2649
01:42:09,380 --> 01:42:11,100
Let's keep the fucking pace rolling.

2650
01:42:11,540 --> 01:42:12,640
Let's keep the pace rolling.

2651
01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:16,000
Fucking hell.

2652
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:16,000
Fucking hell.

2653
01:42:17,140 --> 01:42:18,080
Iniesta, she said.

2654
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:18,660
Did you hear it?

2655
01:42:20,120 --> 01:42:20,480
Ah.

2656
01:42:21,300 --> 01:42:22,960
She just gave up then after three.

2657
01:42:23,420 --> 01:42:24,040
Not surprised.

2658
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:25,560
The red nines tricked out, lady.

2659
01:42:27,440 --> 01:42:28,460
How would you say?

2660
01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:30,280
Are there any Spanish there in the chat?

2661
01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:32,720
Say the red nines tricked out, lady.

2662
01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:33,720
In Spanish.

2663
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:35,820
El roche.

2664
01:42:36,240 --> 01:42:37,900
El roche.

2665
01:42:39,100 --> 01:42:39,740
Noite.

2666
01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:40,620
Noite.

2667
01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:41,160
Is it?

2668
01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:42,780
El roche.

2669
01:42:42,940 --> 01:42:45,320
El roche noites tricked out.

2670
01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:46,920
Mulier.

2671
01:42:47,860 --> 01:42:48,300
Rocha.

2672
01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:50,300
What's lady in Spanish?

2673
01:42:50,440 --> 01:42:50,700
I know.

2674
01:42:51,420 --> 01:42:52,020
Mulier.

2675
01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:53,360
Is that Portuguese?

2676
01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:54,840
Oh no.

2677
01:42:54,880 --> 01:42:55,500
I don't want that.

2678
01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:56,940
Didn't want to get down there.

2679
01:42:56,940 --> 01:43:00,680
I wanted to take out cunts with the headshots.

2680
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:03,480
Fuck.

2681
01:43:03,940 --> 01:43:04,340
Fuck.

2682
01:43:04,740 --> 01:43:05,860
This is not good for me.

2683
01:43:05,960 --> 01:43:06,740
And look who it is.

2684
01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:08,200
Look who it is.

2685
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:11,000
No.

2686
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:11,040
No.

2687
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:17,520
I say I'm a faithful tool.

2688
01:43:18,420 --> 01:43:20,880
And I'm just too wrong in the tune.

2689
01:43:21,840 --> 01:43:24,480
I started to deteriorate.

2690
01:43:25,300 --> 01:43:27,940
And now I've passed my own cell by day.

2691
01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:28,600
One sec.

2692
01:43:28,860 --> 01:43:30,680
All I am now is spring chicken.

2693
01:43:30,900 --> 01:43:32,640
How would you do photo mode?

2694
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:34,740
I don't want my tea into chin.

2695
01:43:35,740 --> 01:43:36,780
And my old man.

2696
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:37,140
Sorry.

2697
01:43:37,200 --> 01:43:38,760
How would you do photo mode here?

2698
01:43:43,640 --> 01:43:45,260
Where is the fucking photo mode?

2699
01:43:46,040 --> 01:43:46,520
Options.

2700
01:43:48,300 --> 01:43:48,680
X.

2701
01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:48,700
X.

2702
01:43:49,500 --> 01:43:50,200
So X.

2703
01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:52,280
Oh no.

2704
01:43:52,340 --> 01:43:52,920
I pressed X.

2705
01:43:54,940 --> 01:43:55,620
Oh fuck.

2706
01:43:56,460 --> 01:43:56,760
Oh yeah.

2707
01:43:56,860 --> 01:43:57,120
X.

2708
01:43:57,200 --> 01:43:57,960
X on the screen.

2709
01:43:58,220 --> 01:43:58,820
Well there we go.

2710
01:43:59,140 --> 01:43:59,860
It's not nice.

2711
01:43:59,960 --> 01:44:00,340
But it's.

2712
01:44:00,440 --> 01:44:00,660
It's.

2713
01:44:01,020 --> 01:44:01,400
It'll do.

2714
01:44:06,040 --> 01:44:08,500
How'd you get the fucking.

2715
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:13,880
He's no spring chicken now.

2716
01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:21,760
Too many.

2717
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:21,760
Too many.

2718
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:22,220
Too many.

2719
01:44:22,220 --> 01:44:22,440
Too many.

2720
01:44:22,440 --> 01:44:22,760
Too many.

2721
01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:23,760
Too many.

2722
01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:24,260
Too many.

2723
01:44:24,260 --> 01:44:24,760
Too many.

2724
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:25,760
Too many.

2725
01:44:25,760 --> 01:44:27,300
Knife in the chest.

2726
01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:29,060
He got a knife.

2727
01:44:29,520 --> 01:44:30,720
He thought he knew best.

2728
01:44:31,260 --> 01:44:32,640
I came at him hard.

2729
01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:34,140
Now he's dead.

2730
01:44:35,220 --> 01:44:36,720
That fucker is dead.

2731
01:44:38,480 --> 01:44:40,040
That fucker is dead.

2732
01:44:40,340 --> 01:44:41,780
Look at the fella in the background there.

2733
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,240
Look at the fella in the background.

2734
01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:44,940
Just watching.

2735
01:44:46,300 --> 01:44:48,340
I wish I had a pointer on the screen.

2736
01:44:48,440 --> 01:44:48,900
That I could do.

2737
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:50,460
Maybe I'll move myself up.

2738
01:44:50,820 --> 01:44:51,300
Ah fuck it.

2739
01:44:54,580 --> 01:44:55,020
Yeah.

2740
01:44:55,020 --> 01:44:56,440
There's a fella just there.

2741
01:44:56,560 --> 01:44:56,740
Look.

2742
01:44:57,220 --> 01:44:58,100
Just watching.

2743
01:44:58,260 --> 01:44:59,280
That's his neighbour.

2744
01:45:00,180 --> 01:45:01,680
That's Victor Meldrew's neighbour.

2745
01:45:02,260 --> 01:45:02,760
And this.

2746
01:45:02,940 --> 01:45:03,660
This guy.

2747
01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:04,440
Right here.

2748
01:45:04,440 --> 01:45:07,500
Should have known better.

2749
01:45:11,700 --> 01:45:12,020
Unbelievable.

2750
01:45:12,540 --> 01:45:13,800
Callback and reference.

2751
01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,880
To a 90's sitcom classic.

2752
01:45:16,480 --> 01:45:18,740
And you've just got to look at the face on this guy.

2753
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:20,120
He's just.

2754
01:45:20,460 --> 01:45:23,920
Victor Meldrew's been possessed by the Ganados at base.

2755
01:45:24,020 --> 01:45:24,520
I know him.

2756
01:45:24,560 --> 01:45:25,640
I used to actually play with him.

2757
01:45:26,280 --> 01:45:27,240
At Valencia.

2758
01:45:27,440 --> 01:45:28,660
Even though I was a manager there.

2759
01:45:28,740 --> 01:45:30,000
I didn't actually play much football.

2760
01:45:30,140 --> 01:45:31,260
But he'd come for a knock around.

2761
01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:32,600
Every day.

2762
01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:34,360
Around 2 o'clock before training.

2763
01:45:35,700 --> 01:45:36,900
And you can see his face.

2764
01:45:36,980 --> 01:45:37,740
Grimmising there.

2765
01:45:38,220 --> 01:45:39,740
What Lord Sadler has changed him.

2766
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:41,540
When he first came to the village.

2767
01:45:42,100 --> 01:45:42,980
He was a nobody.

2768
01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:44,040
He was rubbish.

2769
01:45:44,420 --> 01:45:46,100
But Lord Sadler's trained him.

2770
01:45:46,180 --> 01:45:46,940
Trained him hard.

2771
01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:48,460
And worked on him really well.

2772
01:45:49,120 --> 01:45:51,900
And the money that Salazar has put into the village.

2773
01:45:51,980 --> 01:45:53,260
Has just transformed him.

2774
01:45:53,300 --> 01:45:54,180
But as you can see.

2775
01:45:54,580 --> 01:45:56,440
No match for Leon's knife skills.

2776
01:45:56,560 --> 01:45:57,000
Whatsoever.

2777
01:45:58,640 --> 01:45:59,900
Thanks for that Gaz.

2778
01:46:01,540 --> 01:46:04,020
We can quit that auto mode there.

2779
01:46:04,220 --> 01:46:05,400
And he's still alive.

2780
01:46:05,500 --> 01:46:05,820
The fuck.

2781
01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:07,340
He still wants some more sausages.

2782
01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:10,080
Still wants some more lads.

2783
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:10,820
Still wants some more.

2784
01:46:13,100 --> 01:46:13,780
Here we go.

2785
01:46:24,460 --> 01:46:25,180
Oh no.

2786
01:46:25,660 --> 01:46:26,380
Oh no.

2787
01:46:26,380 --> 01:46:26,460
Oh no.

2788
01:46:26,460 --> 01:46:31,740
Getting fucking ramshackled.

2789
01:46:31,900 --> 01:46:32,760
Just let them kill me.

2790
01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:34,960
Let them kill me.

2791
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:35,480
Because I want.

2792
01:46:35,580 --> 01:46:36,220
I want.

2793
01:46:36,620 --> 01:46:37,640
To go at them.

2794
01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:39,460
Methodically.

2795
01:46:44,340 --> 01:46:45,860
What the fuck were you praying at?

2796
01:46:45,900 --> 01:46:47,500
You should be going at them with the sniper.

2797
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:48,640
Before they even start.

2798
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:51,560
What was I just saying Tom?

2799
01:46:51,700 --> 01:46:52,820
What was I just saying.

2800
01:46:52,820 --> 01:46:54,220
Before you fucking interrupted.

2801
01:46:54,220 --> 01:46:55,960
I go at them methodically.

2802
01:46:55,960 --> 01:46:59,440
Buck depository.

2803
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:01,400
Bell tower.

2804
01:47:01,520 --> 01:47:01,740
Is this?

2805
01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:04,220
Mandalay Bay job.

2806
01:47:05,080 --> 01:47:06,400
Let's check this out here.

2807
01:47:06,500 --> 01:47:06,780
Fucking.

2808
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:08,700
We're going to bum stock these cunts.

2809
01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:09,940
Into oblivion.

2810
01:47:12,740 --> 01:47:13,680
Here we go.

2811
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:18,020
Ba-da-da-da-da!

2812
01:47:18,900 --> 01:47:19,760
Hey, sugar!

2813
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:21,220
Don't let them move.

2814
01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:22,560
We don't want a moving target.

2815
01:47:22,680 --> 01:47:23,940
We want a stationary job.

2816
01:47:24,360 --> 01:47:24,920
Here we go.

2817
01:47:26,020 --> 01:47:28,220
You really got my tail in a spin.

2818
01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:31,760
Healy-ray!

2819
01:47:33,400 --> 01:47:36,080
I don't even know where to begin.

2820
01:47:37,120 --> 01:47:41,380
Baby, you know one thing I want you to blow.

2821
01:47:42,160 --> 01:47:47,020
Wherever you go, tell me because I'm gonna show.

2822
01:47:47,460 --> 01:47:48,980
ZurichTip.ie.

2823
01:47:50,960 --> 01:47:53,440
I committed war crimes.

2824
01:47:54,940 --> 01:47:56,660
But don't hide it.

2825
01:47:57,460 --> 01:48:00,060
Thanks very much there, Porik, for the tip there.

2826
01:48:00,120 --> 01:48:01,180
Let me see that name.

2827
01:48:01,320 --> 01:48:01,440
Oh, yeah.

2828
01:48:01,500 --> 01:48:03,280
Porik or Paji.

2829
01:48:03,480 --> 01:48:04,060
Thank you very much.

2830
01:48:04,140 --> 01:48:04,920
And Goose Cloud.

2831
01:48:06,220 --> 01:48:06,880
Look shining.

2832
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:07,800
Thank you very much.

2833
01:48:08,160 --> 01:48:09,240
And some man for one man.

2834
01:48:09,340 --> 01:48:10,560
Very, very, very, very kind of you.

2835
01:48:10,640 --> 01:48:11,080
Look at this.

2836
01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:13,820
Another Meldrew scenario here.

2837
01:48:20,500 --> 01:48:25,440
Have you heard the fucking chat in the full version of One Foot in the Grave?

2838
01:48:25,540 --> 01:48:30,160
They've put in a load of victorisms into the middle of the track.

2839
01:48:30,260 --> 01:48:34,120
It's quite amusing for fans of the show.

2840
01:48:34,220 --> 01:48:37,180
Thank you very much there for the tip-ripper-ooness as well.

2841
01:48:38,440 --> 01:48:40,220
Slow shining and some man for one man.

2842
01:48:40,220 --> 01:48:41,540
There we go.

2843
01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:43,040
We've another one over here.

2844
01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:48,300
I've committed war crimes.

2845
01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:51,280
But don't hide it.

2846
01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:59,520
Upload it to the internet and let's get inside it.

2847
01:49:00,980 --> 01:49:02,960
I've got a drone.

2848
01:49:02,960 --> 01:49:02,980
I've got a drone.

2849
01:49:04,980 --> 01:49:06,240
Grenade attached.

2850
01:49:08,800 --> 01:49:13,420
Gonna upload to the internet with a kicking Ukrainian backtrack.

2851
01:49:16,360 --> 01:49:19,880
I've got nightmares, nightmares, nightmares.

2852
01:49:20,160 --> 01:49:21,820
From watching those vid.

2853
01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:23,440
Nightmares, nightmares.

2854
01:49:24,060 --> 01:49:24,760
There's no one else.

2855
01:49:24,840 --> 01:49:26,060
I think I've killed everyone there.

2856
01:49:26,120 --> 01:49:27,320
I can't really see anyone else.

2857
01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:31,540
Where the fuck?

2858
01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:34,060
Oh yeah, there we go.

2859
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:36,920
Look at that.

2860
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:38,780
Crazy bit of business.

2861
01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:40,020
Tom?

2862
01:49:41,820 --> 01:49:43,200
Absolute crazy business.

2863
01:49:45,620 --> 01:49:46,760
Are you gonna go for it?

2864
01:49:46,780 --> 01:49:47,780
Are you gonna do the damage?

2865
01:49:48,520 --> 01:49:49,400
He's lighting it up.

2866
01:49:50,220 --> 01:49:50,980
Sends it home.

2867
01:49:53,580 --> 01:49:54,620
Keown, go bye-bye.

2868
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,200
Big time.

2869
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:58,600
Big time.

2870
01:49:58,740 --> 01:50:00,720
I think there's still one more lurker.

2871
01:50:02,000 --> 01:50:02,700
Around here.

2872
01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:04,220
But I can't really fucking see him.

2873
01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:05,300
Berserker.

2874
01:50:07,320 --> 01:50:08,780
Him or her, I'm not sure.

2875
01:50:14,880 --> 01:50:17,460
Right.

2876
01:50:19,100 --> 01:50:24,060
They're starting to crawl down now from the rafters from the side hatches, so watch out.

2877
01:50:25,860 --> 01:50:29,040
Make sure you've got all your angles and spaces covered.

2878
01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:34,080
That blaster, blaster barrel is gonna really come in handy.

2879
01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:38,220
You can hear him to your right.

2880
01:50:43,840 --> 01:50:44,560
There he is.

2881
01:50:45,180 --> 01:50:45,780
Light him up.

2882
01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:49,960
He's fucked.

2883
01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:51,980
Two shot Tommy.

2884
01:50:55,400 --> 01:50:57,700
They're all gonna start coming out the fucking woodwork now.

2885
01:50:57,740 --> 01:50:58,220
Look at this.

2886
01:50:58,880 --> 01:50:59,920
Let's grenade these guys.

2887
01:51:01,260 --> 01:51:02,040
Present for you.

2888
01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:02,940
Present for you.

2889
01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:04,420
There you go.

2890
01:51:05,780 --> 01:51:06,700
Present for you.

2891
01:51:06,780 --> 01:51:07,700
Present for you.

2892
01:51:08,060 --> 01:51:09,220
Where am I, obligated?

2893
01:51:09,220 --> 01:51:22,660
Message for you.

2894
01:51:23,420 --> 01:51:24,060
Come on.

2895
01:51:24,060 --> 01:51:32,060
IE!

2896
01:51:32,060 --> 01:51:46,060
Guys are getting purely fucking back muttered.

2897
01:51:46,060 --> 01:51:50,060
Back to the back muttered meat grinder lads.

2898
01:51:50,060 --> 01:51:55,060
Getting pure fucking Wagner'd out of it man.

2899
01:51:55,060 --> 01:51:59,060
PMC Dreams.

2900
01:51:59,060 --> 01:52:04,060
Oh man.

2901
01:52:07,060 --> 01:52:11,060
Be in hell candy boys.

2902
01:52:15,060 --> 01:52:20,060
It's beautiful. I love women. I'm mad about women.

2903
01:52:20,060 --> 01:52:24,060
I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

2904
01:52:24,060 --> 01:52:26,060
There's the woman right there.

2905
01:52:26,060 --> 01:52:28,060
Beautiful stuff. Gameboy.

2906
01:52:28,060 --> 01:52:30,060
Beautiful.

2907
01:52:30,060 --> 01:52:32,060
Gameboy.

2908
01:52:32,060 --> 01:52:36,060
This is for Ethan from Gamescap.

2909
01:52:36,060 --> 01:52:45,060
Fuck.

2910
01:52:45,060 --> 01:52:49,060
Boomhauer.

2911
01:52:49,060 --> 01:52:53,060
That is a total and absolute lie.

2912
01:52:53,060 --> 01:52:56,060
Jeez he keeps on coming back.

2913
01:52:56,060 --> 01:52:58,060
Billy back mutt.

2914
01:52:58,060 --> 01:53:05,060
Billy back mutt and the Wagner boys.

2915
01:53:05,060 --> 01:53:09,060
Right I can't. I. Where is this fucking.

2916
01:53:09,060 --> 01:53:14,060
He needs to put a herb into me.

2917
01:53:14,060 --> 01:53:18,060
Where is these pot shots coming from.

2918
01:53:20,060 --> 01:53:22,060
I need to get away from them fast.

2919
01:53:30,060 --> 01:53:32,060
Uh. Thank you very much Adrian Finn there.

2920
01:53:32,060 --> 01:53:33,060
Beautiful stuff.

2921
01:53:35,060 --> 01:53:37,060
You give a shout out to Kevin, Leem and Sean.

2922
01:53:38,060 --> 01:53:40,060
Big big men for the back mutt.

2923
01:53:41,060 --> 01:53:42,060
Thank you very much. I hope you're getting on well.

2924
01:53:43,060 --> 01:53:47,060
Big shout out to all the fucking fighters out there doing the.

2925
01:53:47,060 --> 01:53:49,060
The gods honest as well.

2926
01:53:50,060 --> 01:53:52,060
Out there in the fucking nether world.

2927
01:53:54,060 --> 01:53:55,060
And here we go.

2928
01:53:55,060 --> 01:53:56,060
He's back again guys.

2929
01:53:57,060 --> 01:53:59,060
Let's see for you.

2930
01:53:59,060 --> 01:54:01,060
*music*

2931
01:54:01,060 --> 01:54:03,060
*music*

2932
01:54:03,060 --> 01:54:17,060
I may be rare but I'm not yet extinct. I'm a lonely, lonely, too old to rave. I want 14 and brave. I want 14 and brave.

2933
01:54:17,060 --> 01:54:26,060
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! ZurichTip.ie.

2934
01:54:26,060 --> 01:54:42,060
I tell me I am well-a-trump, not in the sky's golden top.

2935
01:54:42,060 --> 01:54:44,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2936
01:54:44,060 --> 01:54:46,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2937
01:54:46,060 --> 01:54:48,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2938
01:54:48,060 --> 01:54:50,060
*Unbelievable manoeuvres*

2939
01:54:50,060 --> 01:54:52,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2940
01:54:52,060 --> 01:54:54,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2941
01:54:54,060 --> 01:54:56,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2942
01:54:56,060 --> 01:54:58,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2943
01:54:58,060 --> 01:55:00,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2944
01:55:00,060 --> 01:55:02,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2945
01:55:02,060 --> 01:55:04,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2946
01:55:04,060 --> 01:55:06,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2947
01:55:06,060 --> 01:55:08,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2948
01:55:08,060 --> 01:55:10,060
*Meldrew in the house*

2949
01:55:10,060 --> 01:55:11,060
We're gonna line up.

2950
01:55:11,060 --> 01:55:15,060
One foot in the grave.

2951
01:55:15,060 --> 01:55:20,060
Beautiful stuff.

2952
01:55:20,060 --> 01:55:25,060
I wonder can we... would that be on the fucking replay of that?

2953
01:55:25,060 --> 01:55:29,060
Would that be on the fucking replay?

2954
01:55:29,060 --> 01:55:34,060
One foot in the grave.

2955
01:55:34,060 --> 01:55:35,060
Beautiful stuff.

2956
01:55:35,060 --> 01:55:39,060
I wonder can we... would that be on the fucking replay of that?

2957
01:55:39,060 --> 01:55:41,060
Thank you very much.

2958
01:55:45,060 --> 01:55:47,060
The limiter is killing the song.

2959
01:55:47,060 --> 01:55:51,060
No! Fuck it!

2960
01:55:51,060 --> 01:55:57,060
But there's a fucking crying laughing emoji there from 20 fucking years and Sister Ghost.

2961
01:55:57,060 --> 01:56:01,060
Maybe they're just being kind, but I would have loved it if the audio was crisp.

2962
01:56:01,060 --> 01:56:03,060
Do you know what I mean?

2963
01:56:07,060 --> 01:56:15,060
Was it enough for you to hear the sync like the moment when I let the shotgun off to the fucking one foot in the grave?

2964
01:56:15,060 --> 01:56:19,060
Was there enough there for you to... for that to register?

2965
01:56:19,060 --> 01:56:21,060
I'll tweak it for enjoyment for later streams.

2966
01:56:21,060 --> 01:56:23,060
Was there enough? It was still iconic.

2967
01:56:27,060 --> 01:56:29,060
Turn off any noise or echo suppression. Okay.

2968
01:56:29,060 --> 01:56:31,060
Okay.

2969
01:56:31,060 --> 01:56:33,060
Okay.

2970
01:56:33,060 --> 01:56:43,060
Okay.

2971
01:56:45,060 --> 01:56:47,060
Enough to know what it was.

2972
01:56:47,060 --> 01:56:49,060
Not enough to fully appreciate it.

2973
01:56:49,060 --> 01:56:51,060
A clone named Gipsle.

2974
01:56:51,060 --> 01:56:53,060
Thank you very much.

2975
01:56:53,060 --> 01:56:55,060
Clone.

2976
01:56:55,060 --> 01:56:57,060
Three Schmucks.

2977
01:56:57,060 --> 01:56:57,060
McCord.

2978
01:56:57,060 --> 01:56:58,060
Married.

2979
01:56:58,060 --> 01:56:59,060
Adrian Finn.

2980
01:57:01,060 --> 01:57:02,060
Shout out to Marshall.

2981
01:57:05,060 --> 01:57:05,060
Let's get going here.

2982
01:57:05,060 --> 01:57:06,060
Game Boy.

2983
01:57:09,060 --> 01:57:10,060
Lovely bit of popcorn there.

2984
01:57:10,060 --> 01:57:12,060
Oh, we've got that flash grenade.

2985
01:57:12,060 --> 01:57:14,060
And there's someone doing a...

2986
01:57:14,060 --> 01:57:16,060
dangerous bit of business outside here, I...

2987
01:57:19,060 --> 01:57:21,060
You need to take them down.

2988
01:57:21,060 --> 01:57:22,060
To fucking Chinatown.

2989
01:57:22,060 --> 01:57:23,060
Big time.

2990
01:57:23,060 --> 01:57:27,060
They're making an absolute mockery of you with these grenades.

2991
01:57:27,060 --> 01:57:29,060
And I'm surprised you let her get this far, to be honest.

2992
01:57:29,060 --> 01:57:30,060
She's up there looking.

2993
01:57:30,060 --> 01:57:31,060
Lovely.

2994
01:57:31,060 --> 01:57:32,060
Lovely jubbly.

2995
01:57:32,060 --> 01:57:33,060
And there's another guy, I think...

2996
01:57:33,060 --> 01:57:34,060
Oh no.

2997
01:57:34,060 --> 01:57:35,060
I think that's it.

2998
01:57:35,060 --> 01:57:36,060
Wait a sec.

2999
01:57:36,060 --> 01:57:37,060
I can hear...

3000
01:57:37,060 --> 01:57:52,060
I can hear groans, like pain groans, but I can't see the fucker.

3001
01:57:52,060 --> 01:57:53,060
Father Radlow!

3002
01:57:53,060 --> 01:57:56,060
Father Radlow, I'm saying.

3003
01:57:56,060 --> 01:57:58,060
Father Radlow.

3004
01:57:58,060 --> 01:57:59,060
Oh, there he is.

3005
01:57:59,060 --> 01:58:00,060
He's a lead...

3006
01:58:00,060 --> 01:58:01,060
He's lead to the...

3007
01:58:01,060 --> 01:58:02,060
To the party anyway.

3008
01:58:02,060 --> 01:58:04,060
It's Iniesta, ladies and gentlemen.

3009
01:58:04,060 --> 01:58:05,060
Iniesta!

3010
01:58:05,060 --> 01:58:06,060
Oh no!

3011
01:58:13,060 --> 01:58:15,060
Oh, he's gonna come back alive now.

3012
01:58:15,060 --> 01:58:16,060
Burt back alive.

3013
01:58:16,060 --> 01:58:17,060
No.

3014
01:58:17,060 --> 01:58:18,060
Did we get any...

3015
01:58:18,060 --> 01:58:20,060
Thank you very much there, Hollywood Boys.

3016
01:58:20,060 --> 01:58:22,060
And Hyacinth Bucket on Acid.

3017
01:58:22,060 --> 01:58:23,060
Thanks very much.

3018
01:58:23,060 --> 01:58:27,060
Did we get any confirmation on whether or not Tim Rice is actually dead?

3019
01:58:27,060 --> 01:58:28,060
Is actually dead?

3020
01:58:28,060 --> 01:58:30,060
Or did I just imagine that?

3021
01:58:30,060 --> 01:58:34,060
It just feels as though I know it's cliche to say everyone's dying now, but I mean...

3022
01:58:34,060 --> 01:58:38,060
It's really ramped up a few notches the last few years.

3023
01:58:39,060 --> 01:58:41,060
It's like everyone's fucking dying.

3024
01:58:41,060 --> 01:58:42,060
Oh, he's alive.

3025
01:58:42,060 --> 01:58:43,060
Oh, he's alive.

3026
01:58:43,060 --> 01:58:44,060
Tim Rice is alive.

3027
01:58:44,060 --> 01:58:45,060
Where did I get...

3028
01:58:45,060 --> 01:58:46,060
He's dead from then?

3029
01:58:46,060 --> 01:58:48,060
Is Lloyd Webber still with us?

3030
01:58:48,060 --> 01:58:50,060
Is he still spinning his webs?

3031
01:58:50,060 --> 01:58:56,060
I thought all that dying was just like 2016 shit.

3032
01:58:56,060 --> 01:58:58,060
Remember Bowie and George Michael and all that?

3033
01:58:58,060 --> 01:58:59,060
I thought that was like...

3034
01:58:59,060 --> 01:59:01,060
Ah, it's just a fucking...

3035
01:59:01,060 --> 01:59:03,060
Something in the water this year.

3036
01:59:03,060 --> 01:59:04,060
It won't happen.

3037
01:59:04,060 --> 01:59:06,060
But it's happening a few...

3038
01:59:06,060 --> 01:59:09,060
Four or five years after it's starting to happen now.

3039
01:59:09,060 --> 01:59:10,060
It's like, what the fuck?

3040
01:59:10,060 --> 01:59:12,060
Boom Boom Murphy.

3041
01:59:12,060 --> 01:59:13,060
Thank you very much.

3042
01:59:13,060 --> 01:59:14,060
Thank you very much.

3043
01:59:14,060 --> 01:59:16,060
Webber is still spinning his webs.

3044
01:59:17,060 --> 01:59:19,060
Thank you very much there, Boom Murphy.

3045
01:59:21,060 --> 01:59:24,060
Right, this is gonna trigger a few more Zomboids.

3046
01:59:24,060 --> 01:59:26,060
Deep vein...

3047
01:59:26,060 --> 01:59:27,060
Zombosis here.

3048
01:59:28,060 --> 01:59:30,060
Yeah, and they're gonna come down this way.

3049
01:59:30,060 --> 01:59:31,060
What we're gonna do is...

3050
01:59:32,060 --> 01:59:35,060
Lure them to their fucking deaths.

3051
01:59:35,060 --> 01:59:37,060
Sergio Biscuits, thanks very much.

3052
01:59:38,060 --> 01:59:41,060
I was just seeing Sergio Biscuits yesterday.

3053
01:59:41,060 --> 01:59:45,060
I saw a video someone had put up uploaded of him dribbling.

3054
01:59:45,060 --> 01:59:46,060
And his, uh...

3055
01:59:46,060 --> 01:59:48,060
Control is immense.

3056
01:59:48,060 --> 01:59:50,060
Even though he's really slow.

3057
01:59:54,060 --> 01:59:55,060
Oh!

3058
01:59:55,060 --> 01:59:56,060
Sergio Biscuits.

3059
01:59:58,060 --> 01:59:59,060
His dad was a goalie.

3060
02:00:00,060 --> 02:00:01,060
I think.

3061
02:00:02,060 --> 02:00:03,060
For Spain.

3062
02:00:04,060 --> 02:00:05,060
Look at this.

3063
02:00:05,060 --> 02:00:08,060
This is another Meldru-esque figure.

3064
02:00:08,060 --> 02:00:09,060
Cuts a sad figure, you know.

3065
02:00:09,060 --> 02:00:10,060
But it's not.

3066
02:00:10,060 --> 02:00:11,060
He's not full Victor.

3067
02:00:12,060 --> 02:00:13,060
Oh!

3068
02:00:13,060 --> 02:00:14,060
See that?

3069
02:00:14,060 --> 02:00:16,060
Pure fucking salt in the wounds.

3070
02:00:17,060 --> 02:00:18,060
Grenade up the arse.

3071
02:00:22,060 --> 02:00:23,060
Tim Curry, not Tim Rice.

3072
02:00:23,060 --> 02:00:24,060
Is Tim Curry dead?

3073
02:00:25,060 --> 02:00:26,060
It was Tim Curry!

3074
02:00:28,060 --> 02:00:29,060
Fucking hell.

3075
02:00:32,060 --> 02:00:33,060
I'm sure there was a musical death.

3076
02:00:33,060 --> 02:00:35,060
I'm sure there was a musical death.

3077
02:00:35,060 --> 02:00:36,060
Uh...

3078
02:00:37,060 --> 02:00:38,060
Recent enough, wasn't there?

3079
02:00:39,060 --> 02:00:45,060
There was a musical-esque figure who fucking sadly passed on to the Netherrealm.

3080
02:00:46,060 --> 02:00:51,060
Let's just craft a few fucking lovely bullets for ourselves and get right back into the race.

3081
02:00:53,060 --> 02:00:55,060
Exercise our right to fucking party.

3082
02:00:56,060 --> 02:00:57,060
Curry is alive, is he?

3083
02:00:58,060 --> 02:00:59,060
Jesus, the...

3084
02:01:00,060 --> 02:01:01,060
Tim Rice...

3085
02:01:01,060 --> 02:01:03,060
Tim Rice is Declan's dad.

3086
02:01:04,060 --> 02:01:05,060
Thanks for the tip.

3087
02:01:06,060 --> 02:01:07,060
Tim's fine.

3088
02:01:07,060 --> 02:01:08,060
He had a stroke.

3089
02:01:11,060 --> 02:01:12,060
All...

3090
02:01:12,060 --> 02:01:12,060
Webers...

3091
02:01:12,060 --> 02:01:13,060
Yeah, Lloyd Webber's son.

3092
02:01:13,060 --> 02:01:14,060
Yeah, yeah.

3093
02:01:14,060 --> 02:01:15,060
That's sad, yeah.

3094
02:01:15,060 --> 02:01:16,060
Donnie Gall.

3095
02:01:16,060 --> 02:01:17,060
Thank you very much, Donnie Gall lad.

3096
02:01:18,060 --> 02:01:18,060
Highest fan.

3097
02:01:19,060 --> 02:01:19,060
That was...

3098
02:01:19,060 --> 02:01:20,060
That was the Webber.

3099
02:01:24,060 --> 02:01:25,060
Right, fuck it.

3100
02:01:25,060 --> 02:01:26,060
Look.

3101
02:01:27,060 --> 02:01:29,060
I'm gonna move away from the topic of death.

3102
02:01:30,060 --> 02:01:34,060
And then, we're gonna replicate some real hardcore death on screen.

3103
02:01:37,060 --> 02:01:38,060
Death that we can...

3104
02:01:38,060 --> 02:01:39,060
Death that's palatable.

3105
02:01:40,060 --> 02:01:42,060
Even though it's visceral and gratuitous.

3106
02:01:45,060 --> 02:01:46,060
Look at this.

3107
02:01:46,060 --> 02:01:47,060
Papa Radlo.

3108
02:01:51,060 --> 02:01:52,060
You know?

3109
02:01:52,060 --> 02:01:52,060
It's hard...

3110
02:01:52,060 --> 02:01:53,060
It's easier to...

3111
02:01:53,060 --> 02:01:55,060
To take that kind of death.

3112
02:01:56,060 --> 02:01:58,060
Than it is to hear about real world death.

3113
02:01:59,060 --> 02:02:00,060
That happened peacefully in sleep.

3114
02:02:01,060 --> 02:02:02,060
Give me a break already.

3115
02:02:03,060 --> 02:02:06,060
Real world death that happened peacefully in sleep is hard to fucking take.

3116
02:02:07,060 --> 02:02:08,060
But this sort of stuff.

3117
02:02:09,060 --> 02:02:09,060
Give me that...

3118
02:02:09,060 --> 02:02:10,060
Give me this all day and all night.

3119
02:02:12,060 --> 02:02:13,060
Whoa-ho!

3120
02:02:14,060 --> 02:02:15,060
You don't get many of those to the pound.

3121
02:02:15,060 --> 02:02:16,060
Sure you don't.

3122
02:02:18,060 --> 02:02:19,060
Look at that.

3123
02:02:19,060 --> 02:02:20,060
Fucking Twitch.tv.

3124
02:02:20,060 --> 02:02:21,060
Twitch.com.

3125
02:02:23,060 --> 02:02:24,060
Well, she's in pieces, man.

3126
02:02:25,060 --> 02:02:26,060
There's a guy coming up here.

3127
02:02:27,060 --> 02:02:31,060
I seen some bad stuff on the internet.

3128
02:02:32,060 --> 02:02:33,060
And, uh...

3129
02:02:34,060 --> 02:02:35,060
There he is.

3130
02:02:35,060 --> 02:02:36,060
Olive Oil Man again.

3131
02:02:37,060 --> 02:02:38,060
They keep coming.

3132
02:02:39,060 --> 02:02:42,060
I seen some bad stuff like this recently, you know.

3133
02:02:43,060 --> 02:02:44,060
It was not great.

3134
02:02:45,060 --> 02:02:46,060
It was being cheered on.

3135
02:02:48,060 --> 02:02:50,060
Because it was the wrong side.

3136
02:02:50,060 --> 02:02:52,060
They were on the wrong side, if you know what I mean.

3137
02:02:52,060 --> 02:02:53,060
I'm not gonna go into it.

3138
02:02:54,060 --> 02:02:58,060
But it's an interesting sociological...

3139
02:03:00,060 --> 02:03:01,060
Or anthropological fucking topic.

3140
02:03:01,060 --> 02:03:01,060
The way it's accepted.

3141
02:03:01,060 --> 02:03:01,060
If it's all for the right side, so to speak.

3142
02:03:01,060 --> 02:03:02,060
If you know what I mean.

3143
02:03:02,060 --> 02:03:03,060
Tom.

3144
02:03:03,060 --> 02:03:04,060
I actually have no idea what you mean.

3145
02:03:04,060 --> 02:03:05,060
But, uh...

3146
02:03:05,060 --> 02:03:06,060
I just only hope that you can sleep well at night.

3147
02:03:06,060 --> 02:03:07,060
That, uh...

3148
02:03:07,060 --> 02:03:08,060
That, uh...

3149
02:03:08,060 --> 02:03:11,080
So to speak, you know what I mean Tom

3150
02:03:11,080 --> 02:03:40,740
Yeah, Rocky Horror Picture Show where he played the trans

3151
02:03:40,740 --> 02:04:05,740
sexual from Transylvania and there was no real I think it was like oh yeah that it was it was just yeah that's that's what what's going on this is a musical and that's what he's doing but if that was coming out now he'd probably be fucking like you know they'd have loads of people after him going he's corrupting the world and all this sort of stuff so it's bad really isn't it?

3152
02:04:05,740 --> 02:04:13,320
Yeah but I don't think he was you know doing story times and stuff like that I think that's what they're getting on it

3153
02:04:13,320 --> 02:04:18,020
Yeah well I mean he told a story in that film did he not?

3154
02:04:19,520 --> 02:04:30,860
Yeah but it was a cinema you can go to the cinema and you consume that content then as a as an adult with you know you'd asked for it you know what I mean?

3155
02:04:30,860 --> 02:04:48,780
Yeah I don't want to get I don't want to get bogged down in any sort of culture stuff we've already brought up the topics of fucking explicit violence and gore which we don't want we need to go back up there and pick up a piece of a puzzle to put inside a fucking door that opens the hatch lets us into the next realm

3156
02:04:48,780 --> 02:04:56,920
So we missed that when we were very busily and quite methodically dispatching a load of these scumbags to the next realm

3157
02:04:56,920 --> 02:05:07,000
This is what we needed to get right here the hexagonal emblem and aren't you glad Tom that we I played this full through in you know before getting on here

3158
02:05:07,000 --> 02:05:17,820
I really am because there's a lot of arse around as well you know I can hear a couple of fucking arseholes up above and yonder maybe they might need dispatching

3159
02:05:17,820 --> 02:05:20,940
In the Esther and here we go!

3160
02:05:21,880 --> 02:05:22,280
Oh!

3161
02:05:23,140 --> 02:05:23,840
Oh boy!

3162
02:05:26,780 --> 02:05:28,760
A clone named Gipso thank you very much

3163
02:05:28,760 --> 02:05:30,840
Jacob Reesmag thank you very much

3164
02:05:30,840 --> 02:05:33,300
Time Curry thank you very much

3165
02:05:33,300 --> 02:05:42,660
Yeah I think uh Tim Curry is well and truly sound

3166
02:05:42,660 --> 02:05:44,440
Cause uh clone named Gipso says

3167
02:05:44,440 --> 02:05:46,320
Tim Curry is in one place

3168
02:05:46,320 --> 02:05:48,820
That hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

3169
02:05:48,820 --> 02:05:50,260
Space

3170
02:05:50,260 --> 02:05:53,060
But I fucking hope that doesn't mean he's dead

3171
02:05:53,060 --> 02:05:54,340
Because the thing is I've

3172
02:05:54,340 --> 02:05:55,860
I don't know who's

3173
02:05:55,860 --> 02:05:58,880
I'm taking it all with a pinch of salt here and a pinch of salt there

3174
02:05:58,880 --> 02:06:00,480
Can't really trust anyone in the chat

3175
02:06:00,480 --> 02:06:03,940
There wasn't really a resounding yes or no on the Tim Curry death

3176
02:06:03,940 --> 02:06:06,080
What do I mean?

3177
02:06:06,400 --> 02:06:06,960
I don't know

3178
02:06:06,960 --> 02:06:08,980
I don't know who to believe

3179
02:06:08,980 --> 02:06:12,860
Antonio Prola

3180
02:06:12,860 --> 02:06:13,420
How are you?

3181
02:06:13,580 --> 02:06:15,100
Says that there are uh

3182
02:06:15,100 --> 02:06:17,300
He's definitely not dead

3183
02:06:17,300 --> 02:06:18,320
So

3184
02:06:18,320 --> 02:06:20,360
Thanks very much

3185
02:06:20,360 --> 02:06:22,220
I do trust Antonio Prola

3186
02:06:22,220 --> 02:06:30,140
Given that he has been with us since day dot and is a reliable source of information

3187
02:06:30,140 --> 02:06:34,300
Not one to throw in random bits of misinformation

3188
02:06:34,300 --> 02:06:38,620
Look at this what we'll do is we'll let her light it and we'll give her one in the shoulder

3189
02:06:38,620 --> 02:06:43,440
We'll give her a second in the leg and we'll let her get up again another one in that leg

3190
02:06:43,440 --> 02:06:45,920
How long is the cracker gonna last in your hand love?

3191
02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:48,380
There we go

3192
02:06:48,380 --> 02:06:50,880
And that was fucking creamy Tom

3193
02:06:50,880 --> 02:06:52,920
Tom?

3194
02:06:53,540 --> 02:06:53,780
Tom?

3195
02:06:53,780 --> 02:06:54,680
Get in the leg

3196
02:06:54,680 --> 02:06:56,420
Lovely bit of cream play there

3197
02:06:56,420 --> 02:06:57,780
She took a few bullets

3198
02:06:57,780 --> 02:06:58,440
God bless her

3199
02:06:58,440 --> 02:07:00,220
How long is the cracker gonna last in your hand love?

3200
02:07:00,220 --> 02:07:01,760
I can see here she's not even fucking wearing socks

3201
02:07:01,760 --> 02:07:02,820
There we go

3202
02:07:02,820 --> 02:07:03,540
Kablam

3203
02:07:03,540 --> 02:07:05,240
And that was fucking creamy Tom

3204
02:07:05,240 --> 02:07:06,180
Absolutely sent to the next realm

3205
02:07:06,180 --> 02:07:08,300
And that's what you get for playing with fire

3206
02:07:08,300 --> 02:07:11,880
Hopefully

3207
02:07:11,880 --> 02:07:13,860
I was gonna say she got Tim curried

3208
02:07:13,860 --> 02:07:17,240
But we have it on good info that he's actually sound

3209
02:07:17,240 --> 02:07:19,640
So there's no curry available there lads

3210
02:07:19,640 --> 02:07:21,100
And look at that

3211
02:07:21,100 --> 02:07:22,380
It's a two in one

3212
02:07:22,380 --> 02:07:26,180
And whatever the hell was going on inside that torso

3213
02:07:26,180 --> 02:07:29,120
I don't want to know one bit know how

3214
02:07:29,120 --> 02:07:33,880
Torso getting

3215
02:07:33,880 --> 02:07:37,020
Proper gooey innards

3216
02:07:37,020 --> 02:07:38,980
RS thank you very much for the tip

3217
02:07:38,980 --> 02:07:41,040
Very very kind of ya

3218
02:07:41,040 --> 02:07:46,840
And now we can move at pace

3219
02:07:46,840 --> 02:07:47,780
And uh

3220
02:07:47,780 --> 02:07:50,000
Just G up our

3221
02:07:50,000 --> 02:07:53,400
I bet you do you cheeky little traitor

3222
02:07:53,400 --> 02:07:57,260
I bet you do you cheeky traitor man

3223
02:07:57,260 --> 02:07:59,720
Let's have a look here and see what he's got

3224
02:07:59,720 --> 02:08:00,860
We'll tune up the stuff

3225
02:08:00,860 --> 02:08:02,140
Tune up the knife anyway

3226
02:08:02,140 --> 02:08:03,520
Or repair it sorry

3227
02:08:03,520 --> 02:08:06,240
And repair the body armor

3228
02:08:06,240 --> 02:08:07,700
We're on a bit of a save

3229
02:08:07,700 --> 02:08:10,500
Save conserve cash

3230
02:08:10,500 --> 02:08:12,900
Scenario

3231
02:08:12,900 --> 02:08:14,080
Here we are Tom

3232
02:08:14,080 --> 02:08:15,840
We are indeed

3233
02:08:15,840 --> 02:08:16,300
It's not

3234
02:08:16,300 --> 02:08:17,940
We're not gonna waste time

3235
02:08:17,940 --> 02:08:19,480
You need to put that in the right way

3236
02:08:19,480 --> 02:08:21,400
We're not gonna waste time

3237
02:08:21,400 --> 02:08:24,180
Looking at the fucking merchant stuff

3238
02:08:24,180 --> 02:08:25,400
When we can uh

3239
02:08:25,400 --> 02:08:27,480
You need to turn that around

3240
02:08:27,480 --> 02:08:30,320
That's it good man

3241
02:08:30,320 --> 02:08:31,060
Now twist

3242
02:08:31,060 --> 02:08:31,480
Twist

3243
02:08:31,480 --> 02:08:31,860
Twist

3244
02:08:31,860 --> 02:08:35,240
We're not gonna waste time

3245
02:08:35,240 --> 02:08:37,040
We're not gonna waste time

3246
02:08:37,040 --> 02:08:38,240
With the merchant

3247
02:08:38,240 --> 02:08:39,860
Until we've got a load of money

3248
02:08:39,860 --> 02:08:41,020
Pat the bag

3249
02:08:41,020 --> 02:08:41,920
Thank you very much

3250
02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:46,240
Pat the bag

3251
02:08:46,240 --> 02:08:47,860
How the hell are ya

3252
02:08:47,860 --> 02:08:48,480
Thank you very much

3253
02:08:48,480 --> 02:08:50,200
You should try not to get hit by the zombies

3254
02:08:50,200 --> 02:08:51,520
To preserve your health

3255
02:08:51,520 --> 02:08:53,220
Very very funny

3256
02:08:53,220 --> 02:08:53,800
Pat the bag

3257
02:08:53,800 --> 02:08:54,660
Did you hear that Tom?

3258
02:08:55,500 --> 02:08:55,780
What?

3259
02:08:56,660 --> 02:08:57,180
He tipped

3260
02:08:57,180 --> 02:08:58,280
Which was very kind of him

3261
02:08:58,280 --> 02:08:58,640
But he said

3262
02:08:58,640 --> 02:09:00,680
You should try not to get hit by the zombies

3263
02:09:00,680 --> 02:09:02,060
To preserve your health

3264
02:09:02,060 --> 02:09:05,440
He's taking the piss

3265
02:09:05,440 --> 02:09:08,480
He is taking the piss

3266
02:09:08,480 --> 02:09:09,200
And I have to

3267
02:09:09,200 --> 02:09:10,200
Just say to you Pat

3268
02:09:10,200 --> 02:09:11,800
One thing I have to say to you Pat

3269
02:09:11,800 --> 02:09:12,400
Is this

3270
02:09:12,400 --> 02:09:14,940
Don't take the piss?

3271
02:09:14,940 --> 02:09:16,160
Don't take the piss

3272
02:09:16,160 --> 02:09:19,940
Don't take the piss

3273
02:09:19,940 --> 02:09:22,100
Don't take the piss

3274
02:09:22,100 --> 02:09:28,220
Unbelievable piss taking

3275
02:09:28,220 --> 02:09:30,040
I actually know Pat the bag

3276
02:09:30,040 --> 02:09:31,640
Piss taped with him in Valencia

3277
02:09:31,640 --> 02:09:34,800
Who the fuck didn't you

3278
02:09:34,800 --> 02:09:37,600
Work with in Valencia?

3279
02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:39,640
You worked with so many people

3280
02:09:39,640 --> 02:09:41,560
No wonder you actually didn't do a good job

3281
02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:42,860
And you're actually only meant to come in

3282
02:09:42,860 --> 02:09:43,700
Pat

3283
02:09:43,700 --> 02:09:44,800
I was gonna call you Gary

3284
02:09:44,800 --> 02:09:45,200
Gary

3285
02:09:45,200 --> 02:09:48,200
Only come in at the end of the chapters please

3286
02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:51,400
He's gone

3287
02:09:51,400 --> 02:09:52,780
He's not even replying

3288
02:09:52,780 --> 02:09:55,200
Leave him be

3289
02:09:55,200 --> 02:09:57,000
He's bigger fish to fry

3290
02:09:57,000 --> 02:09:58,140
He's a fucking podcast

3291
02:09:58,140 --> 02:10:01,740
And he's a member of the Labour Party as well

3292
02:10:01,740 --> 02:10:02,380
Look at that

3293
02:10:02,380 --> 02:10:02,780
He's getting

3294
02:10:02,780 --> 02:10:05,620
That guy's arse is eating bullets

3295
02:10:05,620 --> 02:10:07,260
Oh my god

3296
02:10:07,260 --> 02:10:08,220
Kill her

3297
02:10:08,220 --> 02:10:10,240
Make sure she doesn't kill you

3298
02:10:10,240 --> 02:10:15,380
Okay now she came out of fucking nowhere

3299
02:10:15,380 --> 02:10:16,260
Can we replay that?

3300
02:10:16,880 --> 02:10:17,300
Are you shat?

3301
02:10:17,300 --> 02:10:34,880
Thanks very much sir

3302
02:10:34,880 --> 02:10:36,900
You came through on my mic there at the end

3303
02:10:36,900 --> 02:10:40,140
But we won't fucking quibble about it

3304
02:10:40,140 --> 02:10:44,020
And then what we'll do with that

3305
02:10:44,020 --> 02:10:51,040
And we'll just move around here at pace

3306
02:10:51,040 --> 02:10:53,020
We got the handgun bullets

3307
02:10:53,020 --> 02:10:56,040
And then there's another barrel to fucking smash

3308
02:10:56,040 --> 02:10:57,640
I'm not even checking my map

3309
02:10:57,640 --> 02:10:59,180
I should be checking the map for the treasures

3310
02:10:59,180 --> 02:11:02,020
Oh!

3311
02:11:03,320 --> 02:11:04,300
Bad juju

3312
02:11:04,300 --> 02:11:28,220
We don't need to look at the things that happen that make me look shit Tom

3313
02:11:28,220 --> 02:11:28,820
It's uh

3314
02:11:28,820 --> 02:11:32,160
Takes the pace out the game

3315
02:11:32,160 --> 02:11:35,880
Did I go under here already?

3316
02:11:35,960 --> 02:11:36,300
I did

3317
02:11:36,300 --> 02:11:38,220
No I didn't

3318
02:11:38,220 --> 02:11:41,620
Jackie thank you very much

3319
02:11:41,620 --> 02:11:43,900
For your tip there

3320
02:11:43,900 --> 02:11:45,860
And that's a lovely bit of treasure there

3321
02:11:45,860 --> 02:11:51,560
And it feels like it's gone a little bit quiet here

3322
02:11:51,560 --> 02:11:54,220
The pace just taking a little bit of subsidence

3323
02:11:54,220 --> 02:12:00,120
But we're gonna really crank it back up when we ascend the staircase here

3324
02:12:00,120 --> 02:12:03,800
And maybe we'll just reload all our other items

3325
02:12:03,800 --> 02:12:05,960
And have a little look and see what we can craft

3326
02:12:05,960 --> 02:12:08,440
We'll thwart everything to make it look really nice

3327
02:12:08,440 --> 02:12:11,140
And then we'll fucking give ourselves

3328
02:12:11,140 --> 02:12:13,940
A lovely pile of shotgun shells

3329
02:12:13,940 --> 02:12:16,460
That we deserve

3330
02:12:16,460 --> 02:12:18,080
We really deserve those

3331
02:12:18,080 --> 02:12:23,140
Beautiful stuff

3332
02:12:23,140 --> 02:12:24,380
We can reload that shotgun

3333
02:12:24,380 --> 02:12:25,480
Nicely

3334
02:12:25,480 --> 02:12:27,400
I think there's a bit of fucking

3335
02:12:27,400 --> 02:12:28,940
Chaos up ahead now

3336
02:12:28,940 --> 02:12:34,500
Yellow

3337
02:12:34,500 --> 02:12:36,560
And green that

3338
02:12:36,560 --> 02:12:38,680
Boom power

3339
02:12:38,680 --> 02:12:42,820
You've got a lovely case

3340
02:12:42,820 --> 02:12:44,240
It's beautiful

3341
02:12:44,240 --> 02:12:47,060
It's a gorgeous attache case

3342
02:12:47,060 --> 02:12:48,880
And you've really packed it out well

3343
02:12:48,880 --> 02:12:49,600
Now

3344
02:12:49,600 --> 02:12:50,280
Crows

3345
02:12:50,280 --> 02:12:52,040
Are you gonna do something to them?

3346
02:12:53,040 --> 02:12:53,880
You are a good man

3347
02:12:53,880 --> 02:12:55,520
You've won yourself an egg or a peseta

3348
02:12:55,520 --> 02:12:59,640
Probably got a couple of pesetas for that

3349
02:12:59,640 --> 02:13:02,140
Andrew Tate

3350
02:13:02,140 --> 02:13:03,040
Thanks very much

3351
02:13:03,040 --> 02:13:06,880
Chiming in all the way from Romania

3352
02:13:06,880 --> 02:13:11,840
And some lovely pesetas there as well

3353
02:13:11,840 --> 02:13:17,080
Didn't think Andrew Tate would be into watching game streams online

3354
02:13:17,080 --> 02:13:22,800
I thought that would have been against his values as a man in the manosphere

3355
02:13:22,800 --> 02:13:28,660
This would be seen as nothing short of beta material

3356
02:13:28,660 --> 02:13:31,560
But let's see what's going on

3357
02:13:31,560 --> 02:13:34,620
There's nothing beta about this guy

3358
02:13:34,620 --> 02:13:36,700
We're about to see with the chainsaw

3359
02:13:36,700 --> 02:13:40,100
Fucking Texas Terry chainsaw massacre himself

3360
02:13:40,100 --> 02:13:41,540
Up and coming

3361
02:13:41,540 --> 02:13:43,420
We're gonna

3362
02:13:43,420 --> 02:13:46,360
Really shake up his world at the moment

3363
02:13:46,360 --> 02:13:50,900
Look at this

3364
02:13:50,900 --> 02:13:52,540
Fuck

3365
02:13:52,540 --> 02:13:59,040
Fuck

3366
02:13:59,040 --> 02:14:00,720
He's coming fast

3367
02:14:00,720 --> 02:14:01,480
Ah!

3368
02:14:01,720 --> 02:14:02,140
No!

3369
02:14:03,180 --> 02:14:03,820
No!

3370
02:14:03,820 --> 02:14:03,940
No!

3371
02:14:06,520 --> 02:14:09,980
Just as Andrew Tate was watching

3372
02:14:09,980 --> 02:14:12,180
And wanted to show off my fucking skills

3373
02:14:12,180 --> 02:14:18,580
What the fuck is wrong with you?

3374
02:14:18,640 --> 02:14:18,960
Die!

3375
02:14:20,720 --> 02:14:21,720
I think I didn't

3376
02:14:21,720 --> 02:14:23,520
I think I over egged the pudding there

3377
02:14:23,520 --> 02:14:26,980
I hope the Tate-ster was watching there

3378
02:14:26,980 --> 02:14:29,020
Old fucking Tater Tot himself

3379
02:14:29,020 --> 02:14:29,880
Fuck

3380
02:14:29,880 --> 02:14:37,660
Fucking beautiful

3381
02:14:37,660 --> 02:14:39,880
What the fuck is going on there?

3382
02:14:39,880 --> 02:14:40,180
Look

3383
02:14:40,180 --> 02:14:44,140
Tater Tot himself

3384
02:14:44,140 --> 02:14:45,600
Unbelievable stuff

3385
02:14:45,600 --> 02:14:47,760
Just as you fucking were the

3386
02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:50,920
Dispatching that con in front of Andrew Tater Tot

3387
02:14:50,920 --> 02:14:52,160
CD-ROM

3388
02:14:52,160 --> 02:14:54,920
What the fuck is going on there?

3389
02:14:54,920 --> 02:14:56,500
Unbelievable stuff altogether

3390
02:14:56,500 --> 02:15:02,400
You look like my friend from Zimbabwe.

3391
02:15:02,400 --> 02:15:32,380
You look like my friend from Uganda. My friend from Suriname. My friend from Saudi Arabia. My friend from Romania. You look like my friend from Monaco. My friend from Gabon. My friend from Bahamas. My friend from Nigeria. My friend from Zimbabwe.

3392
02:15:32,380 --> 02:15:33,700
My friend from Ethiopia.

3393
02:15:34,200 --> 02:15:36,020
My friend from Madagascar.

3394
02:15:36,340 --> 02:15:37,880
My friend from Latvia.

3395
02:15:38,460 --> 02:15:40,420
My friend from Laos.

3396
02:15:40,520 --> 02:15:41,940
My friend from Kazakhstan.

3397
02:15:42,440 --> 02:15:43,780
My friend from Kenya.

3398
02:15:44,260 --> 02:15:45,840
My friend from Uganda.

3399
02:15:46,340 --> 02:15:48,100
My friend from Uruguay.

3400
02:15:48,500 --> 02:15:49,800
My friend from Turkey.

3401
02:15:50,060 --> 02:15:51,680
My friend from Ukraine.

3402
02:15:52,300 --> 02:15:53,860
My friend from Belgium.

3403
02:15:54,160 --> 02:15:55,640
My friend from Chile.

3404
02:15:56,220 --> 02:15:58,000
My friend from Costa Rica.

3405
02:15:58,260 --> 02:15:59,920
My friend from Djibouti.

3406
02:15:59,920 --> 02:16:01,880
My friend from Germany.

3407
02:16:02,320 --> 02:16:03,860
My friend from Ireland.

3408
02:16:04,260 --> 02:16:05,820
My friend from Wales.

3409
02:16:06,180 --> 02:16:07,720
My friend from Sweden.

3410
02:16:08,380 --> 02:16:10,080
My friend from South Africa.

3411
02:16:10,600 --> 02:16:12,000
My friend from Belarus.

3412
02:16:12,400 --> 02:16:13,820
My friend from Taiwan.

3413
02:16:14,400 --> 02:16:16,080
My friend from North Korea.

3414
02:16:16,420 --> 02:16:18,060
My friend from South Korea.

3415
02:16:18,440 --> 02:16:19,880
My friend from Philippines.

3416
02:16:20,360 --> 02:16:21,960
My friend from Siberia.

3417
02:16:22,640 --> 02:16:24,180
My friend from Jakarta.

3418
02:16:32,260 --> 02:16:34,260
*zoom*

3419
02:16:38,820 --> 02:16:40,820
Well, well, well, well.

3420
02:16:42,380 --> 02:16:44,380
CD-ROM.

3421
02:16:45,420 --> 02:16:48,380
How the hell are you getting on CD-ROM?

3422
02:16:49,060 --> 02:16:51,020
With the fucking CD-ROM, Bob.

3423
02:16:51,020 --> 02:16:53,520
Welcome to space, theobotics.

3424
02:16:54,180 --> 02:16:56,180
Welcome to fucking space.

3425
02:16:57,180 --> 02:16:59,580
We're out in the cyberdive house tonight.

3426
02:17:00,220 --> 02:17:05,340
I was running a fucking micro-diagnostic the last day out in Subset 7G.

3427
02:17:06,300 --> 02:17:07,300
I gotta tell ya.

3428
02:17:08,940 --> 02:17:09,940
Try it sometime.

3429
02:17:10,860 --> 02:17:16,580
When you're running a fucking speedrun setup and you're blasting fucking shotgun Shrider headshots.

3430
02:17:17,500 --> 02:17:20,300
Andrew Tatertop fucking watching on the dozen ball.

3431
02:17:21,300 --> 02:17:24,420
Then you got CD-ROM coming in with the fucking ROM-BOM.

3432
02:17:25,460 --> 02:17:28,180
ROM-BOM fucking Julesy.

3433
02:17:28,180 --> 02:17:29,620
ROM-BOM jewelry shall I say.

3434
02:17:31,060 --> 02:17:31,620
Telling ya.

3435
02:17:32,820 --> 02:17:33,940
On the fucking level.

3436
02:17:35,380 --> 02:17:37,900
There's coke out there that couldn't even mustard.

3437
02:17:37,900 --> 02:17:38,500
You're a dick.ie.

3438
02:17:39,540 --> 02:17:40,500
And doings bollock.

3439
02:17:42,980 --> 02:17:44,420
There's not even a fucking Nats.

3440
02:17:45,060 --> 02:17:46,500
A Natsack Herald-E.

3441
02:17:47,620 --> 02:17:48,660
From what you've got boy.

3442
02:17:48,660 --> 02:17:55,260
And there still wouldn't even be able to transfer it or fucking convert the fucking simulation bomb.

3443
02:17:55,780 --> 02:17:56,420
And you've got us.

3444
02:17:56,940 --> 02:17:57,420
And tell ya.

3445
02:17:58,220 --> 02:18:01,260
We're heading out next weekend to fucking Milky Way on a shtag.

3446
02:18:01,900 --> 02:18:03,460
And a few fucking subspacers.

3447
02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:06,220
And a big bag of fucking magic dust.

3448
02:18:07,700 --> 02:18:08,880
What you say we go at it?

3449
02:18:10,040 --> 02:18:11,820
You, me, and Matrix, mate.

3450
02:18:11,820 --> 02:18:15,900
Get it, ya.

3451
02:18:18,220 --> 02:18:19,820
It's gonna be fucking delicious.

3452
02:18:22,140 --> 02:18:22,660
Cyber skins.

3453
02:18:23,500 --> 02:18:25,260
Make sure you pack the cyber skins.

3454
02:18:26,300 --> 02:18:28,620
Cause we're going to roll in some sets.

3455
02:18:29,500 --> 02:18:30,780
And it ain't gonna be petty.

3456
02:18:33,020 --> 02:18:33,580
Shorts baby.

3457
02:18:34,800 --> 02:18:35,200
Shorts.

3458
02:18:35,200 --> 02:18:45,480
Shorts.

3459
02:18:45,480 --> 02:19:15,460
Shorts.

3460
02:19:15,460 --> 02:19:16,180
Shorts.

3461
02:19:16,760 --> 02:19:18,080
I don't like.

3462
02:19:18,080 --> 02:19:18,480
Shorts.

3463
02:19:18,480 --> 02:19:20,280
Pedal to lines all over the world.

3464
02:19:20,940 --> 02:19:22,140
Nintendo Game Boy.

3465
02:19:24,540 --> 02:19:25,300
Shorts.

3466
02:19:27,560 --> 02:19:28,160
Shorts.

3467
02:19:30,280 --> 02:19:31,640
Unbelievable bit of stuff.

3468
02:19:31,740 --> 02:19:32,700
Thank you very, very much.

3469
02:19:33,040 --> 02:19:34,120
And horses under starlight.

3470
02:19:35,140 --> 02:19:36,280
And his majesty's.

3471
02:19:37,140 --> 02:19:39,180
His majesty George Santos.

3472
02:19:40,000 --> 02:19:41,440
Thank you very, very much there.

3473
02:19:41,440 --> 02:19:43,560
And hopefully Andrew Tatertot.

3474
02:19:44,320 --> 02:19:45,600
Was fucking tuned in for that.

3475
02:19:45,680 --> 02:19:48,480
I'll tell you who is tuned in for the memos and the scribbles.

3476
02:19:49,020 --> 02:19:49,900
JB Pezzog.

3477
02:19:49,900 --> 02:19:50,660
Are you there, son?

3478
02:19:52,340 --> 02:19:52,580
Hello.

3479
02:19:53,380 --> 02:19:55,420
How the goddamn hell are you?

3480
02:19:56,640 --> 02:19:59,260
You absolute room cleaner of a man.

3481
02:20:00,720 --> 02:20:03,360
Having a fucking nuclear meltdown here.

3482
02:20:03,360 --> 02:20:05,380
CD-ROM's just fucking clutched it.

3483
02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:07,100
Clutched it hard.

3484
02:20:07,560 --> 02:20:08,240
Big time.

3485
02:20:08,740 --> 02:20:09,280
His room.

3486
02:20:10,080 --> 02:20:12,280
It's as clean as a fucking whistle pipe.

3487
02:20:14,280 --> 02:20:14,880
Unbelievable.

3488
02:20:15,880 --> 02:20:16,760
CD-ROM.

3489
02:20:17,260 --> 02:20:18,520
Thank you very much.

3490
02:20:18,520 --> 02:20:18,840
Thank you.

3491
02:20:18,840 --> 02:20:19,980
For everything you have done.

3492
02:20:20,900 --> 02:20:21,180
And.

3493
02:20:21,700 --> 02:20:22,320
What's more.

3494
02:20:22,620 --> 02:20:24,880
We have a lovely memo here about dolls.

3495
02:20:25,580 --> 02:20:28,000
Their influence is not what it once was.

3496
02:20:28,760 --> 02:20:30,600
Destroy the wind-up dolls.

3497
02:20:31,460 --> 02:20:33,900
Do not forgive these aristocrats.

3498
02:20:36,300 --> 02:20:37,360
Over and out.

3499
02:20:38,000 --> 02:20:39,260
Woke moralists.

3500
02:20:40,840 --> 02:20:43,760
Thanks very much for that GB to the P.

3501
02:20:44,320 --> 02:20:47,340
Always great to have you on board for reading out texts.

3502
02:20:48,100 --> 02:20:49,640
And whatnot on the screen.

3503
02:20:49,760 --> 02:20:53,200
Now we need to make sure we don't get fucking snap trapped by a bear trap.

3504
02:20:54,040 --> 02:20:54,800
On the way up.

3505
02:20:55,200 --> 02:20:55,400
And.

3506
02:20:56,400 --> 02:21:00,640
Not really too happy with the way I dispatched fucking bag head McChainsaw.

3507
02:21:00,740 --> 02:21:02,600
We could have been creative.

3508
02:21:03,280 --> 02:21:05,460
And gone underneath this fucking yoke here.

3509
02:21:06,320 --> 02:21:09,120
And he would have really got shulzed out of it.

3510
02:21:09,500 --> 02:21:12,180
Might leave that there for later in case there's any situations we can.

3511
02:21:13,680 --> 02:21:14,440
Lure into it.

3512
02:21:14,500 --> 02:21:15,540
But I don't think there is.

3513
02:21:16,560 --> 02:21:18,220
Get rid of these fucking traps here.

3514
02:21:18,840 --> 02:21:21,960
If I get rid of that trap do I see the hound then later on.

3515
02:21:21,960 --> 02:21:24,520
Because there's a dog that gets fucking snared in a bear trap.

3516
02:21:24,640 --> 02:21:25,560
And then you release him.

3517
02:21:25,560 --> 02:21:30,980
And then he helps you out later on in the game.

3518
02:21:31,200 --> 02:21:33,380
But if I deactivate them now.

3519
02:21:33,500 --> 02:21:35,040
Maybe I don't get to see the hound.

3520
02:21:37,780 --> 02:21:38,380
Anguish Panda.

3521
02:21:38,440 --> 02:21:39,020
Thank you very much.

3522
02:21:39,100 --> 02:21:40,240
I love Teeny Cox.

3523
02:21:40,340 --> 02:21:41,000
Thank you very much.

3524
02:21:41,080 --> 02:21:42,140
Shouldn't have read it like that.

3525
02:21:42,980 --> 02:21:43,340
Shult.

3526
02:21:43,420 --> 02:21:44,100
Thank you very much.

3527
02:21:44,380 --> 02:21:46,380
Just in case anyone's thinking.

3528
02:21:46,520 --> 02:21:47,600
I got stung there.

3529
02:21:47,980 --> 02:21:49,780
There is a person called Teeny Cox.

3530
02:21:49,780 --> 02:21:52,580
And I used to spam the fucking.

3531
02:21:54,320 --> 02:21:55,280
Teeny Cox video.

3532
02:21:55,480 --> 02:21:56,060
All the time.

3533
02:21:57,720 --> 02:21:59,000
And that's what he's on about.

3534
02:21:59,120 --> 02:21:59,740
It wasn't me.

3535
02:22:00,120 --> 02:22:01,960
I wasn't owned there.

3536
02:22:02,060 --> 02:22:03,500
By reading out a fucking tip.

3537
02:22:03,660 --> 02:22:04,680
That made me sound like.

3538
02:22:05,140 --> 02:22:06,060
I was into small.

3539
02:22:06,560 --> 02:22:06,920
Penises.

3540
02:22:07,060 --> 02:22:07,960
That's not what happened.

3541
02:22:09,160 --> 02:22:09,760
He literally.

3542
02:22:10,020 --> 02:22:11,100
Is name checking.

3543
02:22:11,220 --> 02:22:12,760
A fucking politician called Teeny Cox.

3544
02:22:12,860 --> 02:22:13,880
Look it up for yourself.

3545
02:22:16,120 --> 02:22:16,600
Ridiculous.

3546
02:22:17,420 --> 02:22:19,020
I think we can get in here.

3547
02:22:19,020 --> 02:22:21,260
And move on big time.

3548
02:22:22,800 --> 02:22:25,000
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

3549
02:22:25,160 --> 02:22:25,400
Weird.

3550
02:22:25,500 --> 02:22:25,960
There's a fucking.

3551
02:22:26,100 --> 02:22:27,560
Because that stuff was a blast.

3552
02:22:27,900 --> 02:22:31,260
There's a real bad egg inside this jacks here.

3553
02:22:31,500 --> 02:22:33,140
So let's just basement jacks it up.

3554
02:22:33,800 --> 02:22:35,060
It's not the basement jacks.

3555
02:22:35,120 --> 02:22:36,860
It's first floor jacks.

3556
02:22:37,520 --> 02:22:41,340
Gonna turn up the Elgato sound on the game there.

3557
02:22:41,420 --> 02:22:42,460
It could be a little bit loud.

3558
02:22:42,560 --> 02:22:43,680
Or it could be a little bit too loud.

3559
02:22:43,740 --> 02:22:44,160
I'm not sure.

3560
02:22:45,020 --> 02:22:46,800
Let's not get too anguish pander about it.

3561
02:22:47,640 --> 02:22:48,440
He was having a shit.

3562
02:22:49,260 --> 02:22:50,200
He was having a shit.

3563
02:22:50,300 --> 02:22:51,540
And then he died.

3564
02:22:52,920 --> 02:22:53,280
Tom.

3565
02:22:54,880 --> 02:22:56,060
It's not great play.

3566
02:22:56,260 --> 02:22:56,460
Yep.

3567
02:22:57,380 --> 02:22:58,360
Unbelievable situation.

3568
02:22:58,760 --> 02:23:02,240
From the exhilarating high of expelling fecal matter from his arse.

3569
02:23:02,240 --> 02:23:02,980
He was having a shit.

3570
02:23:02,980 --> 02:23:05,980
To the crushing low of getting shot to death.

3571
02:23:05,980 --> 02:23:06,940
And then he died.

3572
02:23:06,940 --> 02:23:08,200
It's unbelievable.

3573
02:23:09,100 --> 02:23:09,880
It's unbelievable.

3574
02:23:14,060 --> 02:23:16,340
Let's have a little look and see what he was doing.

3575
02:23:16,700 --> 02:23:16,940
Fuck.

3576
02:23:17,220 --> 02:23:17,360
Hey.

3577
02:23:17,680 --> 02:23:18,720
Probably best that he went.

3578
02:23:19,160 --> 02:23:20,920
Probably best we put him out of his misery.

3579
02:23:21,060 --> 02:23:23,220
Judging by what was left inside the pot.

3580
02:23:24,540 --> 02:23:24,840
Yeah.

3581
02:23:25,140 --> 02:23:27,800
Looks like a real bad case of IBS.

3582
02:23:28,520 --> 02:23:29,060
And what?

3583
02:23:29,280 --> 02:23:29,420
What?

3584
02:23:29,580 --> 02:23:30,500
Who changes that?

3585
02:23:30,500 --> 02:23:31,700
And what time is it happening?

3586
02:23:31,900 --> 02:23:33,060
Because it needs to happen soon.

3587
02:23:33,940 --> 02:23:35,160
I can smell it from here.

3588
02:23:35,340 --> 02:23:37,840
It's a Mark Kermode film review gone wrong.

3589
02:23:38,400 --> 02:23:39,320
One out of five.

3590
02:23:39,700 --> 02:23:40,620
If even.

3591
02:23:41,420 --> 02:23:44,640
Thank you very much there, Dr. Darrell Crossan for the tip.

3592
02:23:45,640 --> 02:23:46,520
Very, very kind of you.

3593
02:23:46,520 --> 02:23:46,620
Yep.

3594
02:23:50,500 --> 02:23:52,560
come old. Victorian

3595
02:23:52,560 --> 02:23:53,360
come old.

3596
02:23:59,080 --> 02:24:00,260
He's joking.

3597
02:24:00,460 --> 02:24:02,500
Leon is joking. I was about to fucking go.

3598
02:24:03,040 --> 02:24:04,320
Are you taking the place

3599
02:24:04,320 --> 02:24:05,900
of the cape, Leon?

3600
02:24:06,500 --> 02:24:08,380
Then he fucking saved it with that.

3601
02:24:09,320 --> 02:24:10,640
Showing up the neighbors, really

3602
02:24:10,640 --> 02:24:11,620
over-eating the pudding.

3603
02:24:12,680 --> 02:24:14,220
Just to show how gullible I am.

3604
02:24:15,520 --> 02:24:16,380
Really is.

3605
02:24:16,380 --> 02:24:18,220
I mean, it's only a few moments ago

3606
02:24:18,220 --> 02:24:20,360
that you fucking read out I love teeny cocks.

3607
02:24:20,720 --> 02:24:21,220
So I'm in.

3608
02:24:22,020 --> 02:24:24,560
Not that easy to fucking pull the wool over your eyes.

3609
02:24:24,680 --> 02:24:26,620
Thanks very much for the tip there, Bobor.

3610
02:24:27,760 --> 02:24:28,440
And, uh,

3611
02:24:28,600 --> 02:24:29,640
hope you're getting on well.

3612
02:24:30,380 --> 02:24:32,380
And, uh, also to

3613
02:24:32,380 --> 02:24:33,560
Dr. Dara Cross.

3614
02:24:33,900 --> 02:24:36,520
And then I need to dick and...

3615
02:24:36,520 --> 02:24:37,640
Oh no. No, no, no.

3616
02:24:38,740 --> 02:24:39,680
You nearly got me.

3617
02:24:40,820 --> 02:24:42,240
He nearly fucking got you.

3618
02:24:42,320 --> 02:24:44,320
He did. He... It sounded like

3619
02:24:44,320 --> 02:24:45,880
you needed a...

3620
02:24:45,880 --> 02:24:47,660
You didn't say it was in you.

3621
02:24:48,020 --> 02:24:49,200
You didn't say the last bit.

3622
02:24:49,200 --> 02:24:52,020
I didn't say the last bit,

3623
02:24:52,160 --> 02:24:54,420
but it would have really been egg on my face,

3624
02:24:54,800 --> 02:24:55,540
having just

3625
02:24:55,540 --> 02:24:57,180
took the piss out of you

3626
02:24:57,180 --> 02:24:58,640
for, uh,

3627
02:24:59,440 --> 02:25:00,400
fucking it up before.

3628
02:25:00,760 --> 02:25:02,160
Can you remember what the code was

3629
02:25:02,160 --> 02:25:03,600
for this before I even get in the code?

3630
02:25:05,020 --> 02:25:06,240
It was something like

3631
02:25:06,240 --> 02:25:07,680
rice, then pig,

3632
02:25:07,740 --> 02:25:08,480
and then harvest.

3633
02:25:08,480 --> 02:25:08,660
Harvest.

3634
02:25:13,400 --> 02:25:14,160
Rice.

3635
02:25:15,600 --> 02:25:16,880
And then...

3636
02:25:17,960 --> 02:25:18,400
Baby.

3637
02:25:19,040 --> 02:25:20,800
Maybe rice.

3638
02:25:21,340 --> 02:25:21,740
Rice.

3639
02:25:21,900 --> 02:25:22,240
Rice.

3640
02:25:22,240 --> 02:25:22,260
Rice.

3641
02:25:22,260 --> 02:25:22,780
Baby.

3642
02:25:23,200 --> 02:25:24,860
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

3643
02:25:24,960 --> 02:25:25,580
Boom, boom.

3644
02:25:25,660 --> 02:25:26,540
Thank you very much there.

3645
02:25:27,300 --> 02:25:28,660
Glad with the chainsaw.

3646
02:25:28,760 --> 02:25:30,160
Thank you very, very, very much.

3647
02:25:30,220 --> 02:25:30,820
Very kind of ya.

3648
02:25:31,660 --> 02:25:33,160
I think it was rice.

3649
02:25:33,640 --> 02:25:34,720
I think it was harvest.

3650
02:25:35,080 --> 02:25:35,760
Zurich tip.

3651
02:25:36,000 --> 02:25:37,140
I think it was harvest.

3652
02:25:37,480 --> 02:25:38,580
I think it was harvest.

3653
02:25:38,760 --> 02:25:39,160
Baby.

3654
02:25:40,660 --> 02:25:41,020
Rice.

3655
02:25:41,600 --> 02:25:42,600
No, there was a pig in it.

3656
02:25:43,020 --> 02:25:44,940
Thank you very much there, Charles Bumson.

3657
02:25:45,680 --> 02:25:46,540
Thank you very much.

3658
02:25:54,540 --> 02:25:55,780
Zurich tip.ie.

3659
02:25:56,020 --> 02:25:57,420
Fabio, how are you?

3660
02:25:57,520 --> 02:25:57,840
Thank you.

3661
02:25:58,540 --> 02:26:00,820
Fabio, how are you?

3662
02:26:01,040 --> 02:26:01,840
Thank you very much.

3663
02:26:04,020 --> 02:26:05,220
It's not the way.

3664
02:26:06,240 --> 02:26:07,160
Wheat pig baby.

3665
02:26:07,340 --> 02:26:10,120
I knew Aaron Flood would just come and clutch there.

3666
02:26:10,640 --> 02:26:12,020
Wheat pig baby.

3667
02:26:12,520 --> 02:26:14,140
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

3668
02:26:14,280 --> 02:26:14,980
Aaron Flood.

3669
02:26:15,020 --> 02:26:15,760
You got it wrong, man.

3670
02:26:16,680 --> 02:26:18,520
You got it wrong, wheat pig baby.

3671
02:26:19,140 --> 02:26:20,360
Well, that's a cow that I've...

3672
02:26:21,820 --> 02:26:24,160
I had a cow instead of a pig.

3673
02:26:25,240 --> 02:26:27,460
So, Aaron was right.

3674
02:26:27,720 --> 02:26:28,760
Channel 18.

3675
02:26:28,900 --> 02:26:29,900
Thank you very much there.

3676
02:26:31,140 --> 02:26:32,280
And look at this.

3677
02:26:32,400 --> 02:26:36,820
We have in our possession a lovely, lovely crystal marble.

3678
02:26:38,100 --> 02:26:43,760
And I actually got it wrong there because you do need to get the crystal marble before you head upstairs.

3679
02:26:44,720 --> 02:26:44,940
Oh!

3680
02:26:46,840 --> 02:26:48,220
That couldn't be putting down.

3681
02:26:52,720 --> 02:26:55,480
Lovely bit of dispatch there and he got sent away.

3682
02:26:55,600 --> 02:26:56,300
Let's see it again.

3683
02:26:58,480 --> 02:27:00,220
Marble before you head upstairs.

3684
02:27:01,060 --> 02:27:01,400
Oh!

3685
02:27:03,400 --> 02:27:04,600
That cut me putting down.

3686
02:27:04,600 --> 02:27:05,360
Absolutely shit himself in Francis.

3687
02:27:05,360 --> 02:27:09,480
And, uh, really laid down the law.

3688
02:27:09,480 --> 02:27:10,720
Leave it a dispatch there.

3689
02:27:11,040 --> 02:27:11,880
He got sent away.

3690
02:27:11,880 --> 02:27:12,500
Let's hear it again.

3691
02:27:13,280 --> 02:27:13,500
Lovely.

3692
02:27:15,860 --> 02:27:16,740
He's gone now.

3693
02:27:17,660 --> 02:27:19,920
We don't really ever have to talk about him again.

3694
02:27:20,240 --> 02:27:20,700
These two?

3695
02:27:21,860 --> 02:27:24,560
Nothing really fucking to be said about these two either.

3696
02:27:24,640 --> 02:27:26,080
I think this was the, uh, puzzle.

3697
02:27:27,840 --> 02:27:28,160
Yeah.

3698
02:27:28,560 --> 02:27:28,780
Yeah.

3699
02:27:28,860 --> 02:27:29,500
This was the puzzle.

3700
02:27:33,340 --> 02:27:34,240
That was the puzzle.

3701
02:27:35,340 --> 02:27:36,560
And now we have to...

3702
02:27:36,560 --> 02:27:39,580
I enjoyed this little puzzle thing here that's coming up now.

3703
02:27:41,380 --> 02:27:42,220
Chapter two.

3704
02:27:44,080 --> 02:27:44,680
And it's...

3705
02:27:44,680 --> 02:27:45,840
You put the crystal ball in.

3706
02:27:46,300 --> 02:27:47,060
And it was a great...

3707
02:27:47,060 --> 02:27:50,520
And it's a great little twist on the actual puzzle from Resident Evil 4.

3708
02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:51,560
I'm not sure about you.

3709
02:27:51,980 --> 02:27:52,340
JBP!

3710
02:27:52,420 --> 02:27:52,920
Are you there?

3711
02:27:53,040 --> 02:27:53,300
Jay!

3712
02:27:53,480 --> 02:27:53,840
Come in!

3713
02:27:53,900 --> 02:27:55,040
Line 4, JBP.

3714
02:27:56,320 --> 02:27:56,680
Hello.

3715
02:27:57,760 --> 02:27:58,700
Nice to be back.

3716
02:27:58,700 --> 02:27:59,840
You're a bib.ie.

3717
02:28:00,120 --> 02:28:02,320
Holy fuckamole.

3718
02:28:03,180 --> 02:28:04,280
It is unbelievable.

3719
02:28:05,360 --> 02:28:07,200
It is none other...

3720
02:28:07,200 --> 02:28:10,440
than the man himself.

3721
02:28:13,540 --> 02:28:15,240
I'm gonna have to wrap this one.

3722
02:28:15,780 --> 02:28:16,780
Clean your room.

3723
02:28:17,480 --> 02:28:18,360
CD-ROM.

3724
02:28:19,260 --> 02:28:20,560
It's time for the ROM Bomb.

3725
02:28:21,080 --> 02:28:21,640
Biatch.

3726
02:28:22,280 --> 02:28:23,240
Jordan BP.

3727
02:28:23,240 --> 02:28:24,040
Coming at you live.

3728
02:28:24,040 --> 02:28:25,220
Coming at you live.

3729
02:28:25,220 --> 02:28:27,420
I was meant to read a diary entry.

3730
02:28:27,420 --> 02:28:30,000
But that shit has to wait for five.

3731
02:28:30,660 --> 02:28:31,660
Little moments.

3732
02:28:31,660 --> 02:28:32,980
Clean your room.

3733
02:28:33,520 --> 02:28:35,560
Cause the guy called CD-ROM.

3734
02:28:35,700 --> 02:28:36,580
Came in clutch.

3735
02:28:36,960 --> 02:28:38,380
Another 3 bomb.

3736
02:28:38,580 --> 02:28:39,960
What you gonna do?

3737
02:28:40,500 --> 02:28:43,960
When I come round your house and clean your room.

3738
02:28:44,780 --> 02:28:46,480
You fucking woke mom.

3739
02:28:46,580 --> 02:28:48,580
This better burn!

3740
02:28:49,580 --> 02:28:52,580
When I come round, I don't flutter, I burn!

3741
02:28:52,580 --> 02:28:55,580
Every time I spin it rhymes!

3742
02:28:55,580 --> 02:28:57,580
You better watch out!

3743
02:28:57,580 --> 02:28:59,580
'Cause it's Jordan B time!

3744
02:28:59,580 --> 02:29:02,580
Giving you mad psychoanalysis!

3745
02:29:02,580 --> 02:29:04,580
Lobsters and shit!

3746
02:29:06,580 --> 02:29:09,580
I need time to go home!

3747
02:29:09,580 --> 02:29:11,580
I need to go home!

3748
02:29:14,580 --> 02:29:17,580
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

3749
02:29:17,580 --> 02:29:18,580
Fuckin' JB!

3750
02:29:18,580 --> 02:29:20,580
What the hell is wrong with me?

3751
02:29:20,580 --> 02:29:21,580
I tell ya!

3752
02:29:21,580 --> 02:29:22,580
I can't believe it!

3753
02:29:22,580 --> 02:29:24,580
CD-ROM back again!

3754
02:29:24,580 --> 02:29:26,580
300 BOM-BOMBS!

3755
02:29:26,580 --> 02:29:29,580
Making me feel like M&M!

3756
02:29:29,580 --> 02:29:31,580
I'm spittin' shit on the mic!

3757
02:29:31,580 --> 02:29:33,580
The mic is on fire!

3758
02:29:33,580 --> 02:29:35,580
And I'm feeling real alive!

3759
02:29:35,580 --> 02:29:36,580
I can't believe it man!

3760
02:29:36,580 --> 02:29:38,580
I can't fuckin' believe it man!

3761
02:29:38,580 --> 02:29:40,580
I can't fuckin' believe it!

3762
02:29:40,580 --> 02:29:41,580
I'm fuckin'...

3763
02:29:41,580 --> 02:29:43,580
I'm on another fuckin' wave player!

3764
02:29:43,580 --> 02:29:44,580
Absolute wave player!

3765
02:29:44,580 --> 02:29:45,580
Absolute wave player thing!

3766
02:29:45,580 --> 02:29:46,580
Sorry about the eardrums!

3767
02:29:46,580 --> 02:29:47,580
Sorry!

3768
02:29:47,580 --> 02:29:48,580
People are saying the eardrums!

3769
02:29:48,580 --> 02:29:49,580
Yep!

3770
02:29:49,580 --> 02:29:50,580
Yo!

3771
02:29:50,580 --> 02:29:53,580
People are saying the beats were too loud!

3772
02:29:53,580 --> 02:29:54,580
We couldn't even hear ya!

3773
02:29:54,580 --> 02:30:00,580
It was like an auditory shroud around the rhymes that you were spittin' all night!

3774
02:30:00,580 --> 02:30:01,580
I wanted to get on the mic!

3775
02:30:01,580 --> 02:30:02,580
I wanted to get on the mic!

3776
02:30:02,580 --> 02:30:05,580
Cause I was feeling fuckin' right as rain!

3777
02:30:05,580 --> 02:30:09,580
After the 300 fuckin' CD-ROM bot!

3778
02:30:09,580 --> 02:30:11,580
Absolutely Tim Curry'd out of it man!

3779
02:30:11,580 --> 02:30:12,580
Lambuna!

3780
02:30:12,580 --> 02:30:14,580
Chicken Jalfrezi!

3781
02:30:14,580 --> 02:30:15,580
fuckin' cormor!

3782
02:30:15,580 --> 02:30:16,580
Fuckin' cormor!

3783
02:30:16,580 --> 02:30:19,580
All the fuckin' types of Tim Curry you could imagine!

3784
02:30:19,580 --> 02:30:23,580
And I wanna say thank you very very much to CD-ROM!

3785
02:30:23,580 --> 02:30:24,580
Unbelievable stuff!

3786
02:30:24,580 --> 02:30:27,580
And a bit of hair up the nostril there!

3787
02:30:27,580 --> 02:30:29,580
Nothing to be ashamed of!

3788
02:30:29,580 --> 02:30:32,580
Even though there are people trying to shame me in the chat about it sometimes!

3789
02:30:33,580 --> 02:30:37,580
But uh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's what you get!

3790
02:30:37,580 --> 02:30:38,580
Thanks very much!

3791
02:30:38,580 --> 02:30:40,580
Anyway CD-ROM I hope you're getting, uh, well!

3792
02:30:40,580 --> 02:30:41,580
We'll leave this!

3793
02:30:41,580 --> 02:30:43,580
We don't need to be in rap mode at the moment!

3794
02:30:45,580 --> 02:30:49,580
Can I just throw in my two cents there for a moment please?

3795
02:30:50,580 --> 02:30:52,580
ZurichTip.ie

3796
02:30:53,580 --> 02:30:55,580
Uh, VernyTBag, thank you very much there!

3797
02:30:55,580 --> 02:31:00,580
No Gary, we, I don't think we need any, we need you to give a demonic kind of summary

3798
02:31:00,580 --> 02:31:02,580
of what was going on in the end!

3799
02:31:02,580 --> 02:31:03,580
We don't really need you now!

3800
02:31:04,580 --> 02:31:12,580
Just wanted to say, CD-ROM, absolutely unbelievable bit of affection being thrown towards a stream!

3801
02:31:12,580 --> 02:31:13,580
And it's unbelievable!

3802
02:31:13,580 --> 02:31:15,580
Can't believe it's even happened!

3803
02:31:15,580 --> 02:31:17,580
I used to know him when I was at Valencia!

3804
02:31:18,580 --> 02:31:21,580
Alright alright, fuckin' take a hike kid, we've heard it all!

3805
02:31:21,580 --> 02:31:22,580
Thanks very much CD-ROM!

3806
02:31:22,580 --> 02:31:25,580
We just wanna read this Illuminados bit here!

3807
02:31:25,580 --> 02:31:26,580
Jay! You still there Jay?

3808
02:31:27,580 --> 02:31:28,580
TIP.ie

3809
02:31:29,580 --> 02:31:31,580
Yes! Thank you very much there Cork!

3810
02:31:31,580 --> 02:31:32,580
Eartip and VernyTBag!

3811
02:31:32,580 --> 02:31:33,580
Unbelievable!

3812
02:31:33,580 --> 02:31:34,580
Situation!

3813
02:31:34,580 --> 02:31:38,580
But let me read about the Illuminados right now!

3814
02:31:38,580 --> 02:31:45,580
In great veneration of their master, the people offered up their most prized possessions!

3815
02:31:45,580 --> 02:31:48,580
The old farmer, his finest crop!

3816
02:31:48,580 --> 02:31:53,580
The slight swineherd, his stoutest pig!

3817
02:31:53,580 --> 02:31:54,580
The beggarly grandom!

3818
02:31:54,580 --> 02:31:56,580
The beggarly grandom!

3819
02:31:56,580 --> 02:31:58,580
Her own beloved babe!

3820
02:31:58,580 --> 02:32:02,580
The master saw these gifts and was pleased!

3821
02:32:04,580 --> 02:32:05,580
And that's the puzzle!

3822
02:32:05,580 --> 02:32:06,580
You don't even need the puzzle!

3823
02:32:06,580 --> 02:32:07,580
You've already got it!

3824
02:32:07,580 --> 02:32:08,580
You know what you're doing!

3825
02:32:08,580 --> 02:32:11,580
You've already acquired the puzzle piece!

3826
02:32:11,580 --> 02:32:13,580
FetchQuest has been done!

3827
02:32:13,580 --> 02:32:14,580
Over and out!

3828
02:32:15,580 --> 02:32:17,580
Woke moralists!

3829
02:32:17,580 --> 02:32:39,960
Thanks very much for that JBP and long johns long johns put that fucking sensual ball into the ball door and this is the puzzle I was saying they really it's a brand new twist on an old tale and that is cox cox cox teeny cox thank you very much that is we move these things around

3830
02:32:45,900 --> 02:33:05,080
into a way in which suits the situation at hand and I don't know how are you oh yeah you rotate with the R&B okay okay rhythm and blues baby rhythm and fucking blues that's it right there is it right there is it

3831
02:33:14,220 --> 02:33:17,760
360 xbox 360 nearly

3832
02:33:17,760 --> 02:33:31,020
you're making a bollocks of this now I thought I was really gonna fucking mace this very quickly so we're gonna turn that down the noise could actually be crucifying to listen to I believe

3833
02:33:31,020 --> 02:33:34,160
bus Dublin bus are hiring thank you very much

3834
02:33:34,160 --> 02:33:41,440
come on I think this is it

3835
02:33:41,440 --> 02:33:49,980
you need to turn it around

3836
02:33:49,980 --> 02:33:56,920
I'm turning it around I can't fucking place it in the thing

3837
02:33:56,920 --> 02:34:09,300
unbelievable incompetence I used to play with this ball when I was living in Valencia they had a door there you've got it I think you've got it that's lovely unbelievable work

3838
02:34:09,300 --> 02:34:17,840
just leave it until the fucking let the end of the chapter guys please a lovely bit of fucking JBP coming right up

3839
02:34:17,840 --> 02:34:35,260
back again me like a ghost turd coming back after you flushed I'm not happy I want you to know all about it I have to say something else hit the beats again

3840
02:34:35,260 --> 02:34:43,800
no beats no problem October 10th

3841
02:34:43,800 --> 02:35:02,800
the weather has been strange of late the wheat withers and the cows grow thin there are signs of famine it is true we lack the means to work the fields but Lord Sadler's orders are absolute

3842
02:35:02,800 --> 02:35:11,340
30 people have starved to death five cows will be slaughtered and CD Ram has come

3843
02:35:11,340 --> 02:35:19,640
I'm back again! It's unbelievable! I can't do this anymore! I can't do this anymore!

3844
02:35:19,640 --> 02:35:21,640
*Sings*

3845
02:35:21,640 --> 02:35:23,640
*Sings*

3846
02:35:23,640 --> 02:35:25,640
*Sings*

3847
02:35:25,640 --> 02:35:27,640
*Sings*

3848
02:35:27,640 --> 02:35:29,640
*Sings*

3849
02:35:29,640 --> 02:35:31,640
*Sings*

3850
02:35:31,640 --> 02:35:33,640
*Sings*

3851
02:35:33,640 --> 02:35:35,640
*Sings*

3852
02:35:35,640 --> 02:35:37,640
*Sings*

3853
02:35:37,640 --> 02:36:05,640
*Sings*

3854
02:36:05,640 --> 02:36:07,640
What the fuck is wrong with ya?

3855
02:36:07,640 --> 02:36:12,640
*Sings*

3856
02:36:12,640 --> 02:36:15,640
What the fuck are you saying you stupid cunts?

3857
02:36:15,640 --> 02:36:19,640
*Sings*

3858
02:36:23,640 --> 02:36:29,640
Absolutely demonically fucking possessed, completely CD-ROM bombed out of it.

3859
02:36:29,640 --> 02:36:33,640
I know CD-ROM, he used to have dropped bombs when I was in Valencia.

3860
02:36:33,640 --> 02:36:43,640
He'd come in every day as the match was actually playing and he'd make his way down to the dugouts, bypass the security, and he'd get down there and he'd say, "This is for the Ganados."

3861
02:36:43,640 --> 02:36:55,640
And he'd just throw a ball, a rolled up ball of Euros at my head. He'd made sure he'd fucking done it in fivers so that it had more weight to it, you know, there was more money there.

3862
02:36:55,640 --> 02:37:03,640
And he threw the ball so hard at my head that it left an impression on me, not just physically, but mentally forever as well.

3863
02:37:03,640 --> 02:37:05,640
And it's nice to see him here.

3864
02:37:05,640 --> 02:37:09,640
And I hope you're getting on well, CD-ROM. Thank you very much.

3865
02:37:09,640 --> 02:37:15,640
Thanks very much there, CD-ROM. Thanks very much there, Gary.

3866
02:37:15,640 --> 02:37:25,640
I can't believe this. It's beyond my... Look, it's beyond my scope of sustainability.

3867
02:37:25,640 --> 02:37:27,640
I don't even know what I'm saying.

3868
02:37:27,640 --> 02:37:37,640
"30 people starve to death though. Five cows will be slaughtered. The patriarchs gather to cast lots. Six more chosen for Lord Sadler. Eight more today. Four more today. Eleven more today.

3869
02:37:37,640 --> 02:37:46,640
Two outsiders got lost and wandered into the village. We took them to the altar for the ritual. No need to cast lots today, Tom."

3870
02:37:46,640 --> 02:38:04,640
"You heard it here first. There are no need to cast lots. Just want to take it upon myself to say thank you to CD-ROM there for dropping the fucking bomb. It's a crazy bit of business and very, very appreciative of it. Lord Sadler would have said there, thanks very much. He was a good man for additional thanks as well.

3871
02:38:04,640 --> 02:38:10,640
And hopefully you're getting on well and doing fine in your own world, CD-ROM. Or if that may be.

3872
02:38:10,640 --> 02:38:12,640
Zurich tip. Di-

3873
02:38:12,640 --> 02:38:25,640
Liam Rogers. How the devil are you? Thank you very much. Up at Post Malone, you say. And was seeing you alive and contemplating leaving the show. Return to the resume. Return to the Mac!

3874
02:38:27,640 --> 02:38:29,640
There's the fucking Mac Daddy himself.

3875
02:38:29,640 --> 02:38:30,640
Computer games.

3876
02:38:30,640 --> 02:38:33,640
Don't obsess with me all the time.

3877
02:38:33,640 --> 02:38:35,640
Computer games.

3878
02:38:35,640 --> 02:38:42,640
And this guy is really taking the pace with his fucking strong grip. His vise-like grips that he has going on.

3879
02:38:42,640 --> 02:38:46,640
He's a crack daddy.

3880
02:38:46,640 --> 02:38:54,640
Swifty, thank you very much. Tempo. Thank you very much. I need to turn the volume down on the El Gato. There's Ada Wong!

3881
02:38:54,640 --> 02:38:55,640
She's a lovely setup.

3882
02:38:55,640 --> 02:39:07,640
Pitch of popcorn all over the desk. Pop- popcorn!

3883
02:39:07,640 --> 02:39:08,640
Pop- popcorn!

3884
02:39:08,640 --> 02:39:20,640
Thank you very much, Tempo. And, uh, Liam Rogers at Post Malone.

3885
02:39:20,640 --> 02:39:22,640
Zurich tip.

3886
02:39:22,640 --> 02:39:23,640
On Post Malone.

3887
02:39:23,640 --> 02:39:27,640
On Post Malone. Slim Shafady, thank you very much.

3888
02:39:27,640 --> 02:39:29,640
Wow.

3889
02:39:29,640 --> 02:39:32,640
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? Or is there a good side to it?

3890
02:39:32,640 --> 02:39:42,640
Uh, would you like to save your progress? Yeah, I would. Yeah, well, that's three fucking chapters. Done and done.

3891
02:39:42,640 --> 02:39:43,640
Harry, recap.

3892
02:39:43,640 --> 02:39:58,640
What can I say? We've been through it all. The wars. We've been through some really hard, tried and tested times. You know, when we're coming out the back of the pandemic, you don't expect it to be firing on all cylinders.

3893
02:39:58,640 --> 02:40:20,640
But you've gone above and beyond the call of duty tonight. Those Ganados are telling you something now. They don't play fair. They play nasty. They play mean. That's the way they're programmed to play. They've got problems in their heads. They're actually not right. And it's probably, it's unethical, ethical, I beg your pardon, to be actually slaying them the way you're slaying them.

3894
02:40:20,640 --> 02:40:33,640
But let me tell you this, Pep Guardiola, Klopp, all the top managers, they'll tell you when you go out and you field the side the way Salazar has gone out and fielded the side today, today, you're going to win games.

3895
02:40:34,640 --> 02:40:38,640
But I thought you were saying that Lord Sadler had fielded the side, no?

3896
02:40:38,640 --> 02:40:46,640
That's what I meant, I beg your pardon again. Sadler's the manager and he's really put these guys into a brand new shape.

3897
02:40:46,640 --> 02:40:55,640
A brand new sheep, I thought you were going to say there. Is that another kind of fucking animalistic ritual reference or what?

3898
02:40:55,640 --> 02:41:06,640
No, I just mixed up my words, but I'm telling you this, I tell you now. What Sadler's done with his squad of Ganados is absolutely unbelievable and unprecedented.

3899
02:41:06,640 --> 02:41:15,640
And a lot of people have it out for him. A lot of people said at the beginning of the season, they don't have what Salazar has.

3900
02:41:15,640 --> 02:41:19,640
But he's really gone and proved himself to be amazing in the face of all adversity.

3901
02:41:19,640 --> 02:41:33,640
And I've got to say one other thing, Leon Kennedy, he has absolutely played a blinder tonight. I've sat there for 20 years and I've been moaning and moaning and decrying the Resident Evil for Leon.

3902
02:41:33,640 --> 02:41:42,640
And he's come out tonight and he's actually proved everyone wrong. He's a new man, he's well built, he's got a new jacket. I think he's lost the jacket as well.

3903
02:41:42,640 --> 02:41:50,640
That jacket costs a grand on eBay and there's a lot of idiots that have bought it. You won't catch me wearing that sort of stuff. It's got a sheepskin interior.

3904
02:41:50,640 --> 02:41:57,640
I'll tell you something else. When I was at Valencia, Sadler brought Leon to watch one of the games and Leon was only 10 years old.

3905
02:41:57,640 --> 02:42:07,640
I said when you grow up, you can come and play on the pitch. And he's here now, he's playing. And I'm not there to witness it as the manager because I got sacked.

3906
02:42:07,640 --> 02:42:14,640
But I am here as a demonic specialist. And right now what we're seeing is pure demonic sensation.

3907
02:42:16,640 --> 02:42:21,640
But why are you saying Leon is a sensation if he's not a demon?

3908
02:42:22,640 --> 02:42:28,640
All will be revealed. All will be revealed. I don't know if you've joined the Labour Party. Do you want a pamphlet or anything?

3909
02:42:29,640 --> 02:42:34,640
No, no, I want to know why you're saying Leon is a player. You focus on demons, do you not?

3910
02:42:35,640 --> 02:42:47,640
All will be revealed if you keep playing the game. I can see into the future. But I can also tell you this. I've got a few manifestos for the Labour Party. If you want them, I can give you them after this if you want.

3911
02:42:49,640 --> 02:42:55,640
I'm not interested. I live in Ireland. Like, I mean, we have a Labour Party here. It's a bit different to your one.

3912
02:42:56,640 --> 02:43:09,640
It doesn't matter. Labour is Labour. Whether you support a Labour Party or you're a woman going into Labour, I always am here to help and give advice in that regard, as well as any sort of demon specialisations.

3913
02:43:09,640 --> 02:43:17,640
I'm there with that as well. But I tell you this. Unbelievable from Sadler. And I just can't wait until we see what the owner has to say.

3914
02:43:17,640 --> 02:43:29,640
Salazar has pumped money and pesetas and pesetas and pesetas into this squad. I was telling you actually when we saw the villagers earlier on, not the band, but the actual villagers down in the village burning that copper on the stake.

3915
02:43:30,640 --> 02:43:43,640
They looked like a raggle-taggle bag tag of Nina Dewell's. And I wouldn't have actually given them the time of day. But after seeing what they've done and what they've gone through, they really are about to start kicking up a gear.

3916
02:43:43,640 --> 02:43:46,640
I'd be surprised if they come out with a brand new fresh little legs in the next half.

3917
02:43:46,640 --> 02:44:04,640
OK, thanks very much for that, Gary. I hope you're getting on well. And that's chapter three, which we're starting now. Quality bit of business. Quality bit of fucking CD rom-age as well. Let's get going. Return to the game. Return of the Mac. Return of the Mac.

3918
02:44:04,640 --> 02:44:25,740
trying to pick up the pickups here baby eagle is your priority baby eagle copy that making my way

3919
02:44:25,740 --> 02:44:40,180
to the church i had i had the uh the game you have the game audio turned down it's okay you don't need

3920
02:44:40,180 --> 02:44:44,720
to be coming you don't need to be coming through there gary thanks very much for your oh my fucking

3921
02:44:44,720 --> 02:44:55,980
i can't whoa whoa we came through on the clean one there sorry about that yeah how did you manage

3922
02:44:55,980 --> 02:45:02,560
that actually tom how are you coming through on my clean mic i'm i'm not sure but i gotta tell you

3923
02:45:02,560 --> 02:45:10,640
something it's a mega mega fucking ram bomb has just situated itself into the fucking mainframe

3924
02:45:10,640 --> 02:45:14,320
and i am scared i don't know what to i don't know what to say

3925
02:45:14,320 --> 02:45:24,400
cd cd rom cd fucking rom thank you very very much

3926
02:45:24,400 --> 02:45:39,460
you've peddled your lies all over the world you are an absolute legend

3927
02:45:39,460 --> 02:45:43,140
legend you're a big mean

3928
02:45:43,140 --> 02:45:54,020
of a man you're a real fucking i can't even say it you're you're a real fucking bad

3929
02:45:54,020 --> 02:45:57,220
thank you very much cd rom

3930
02:45:57,220 --> 02:46:01,020
umber fucking leaveable

3931
02:46:01,020 --> 02:46:08,260
oh i don't know how to process it i don't know how to manifest it because i don't

3932
02:46:08,260 --> 02:46:15,060
it's yeah look i just keep going i keep going on this and uh keep saying we're going to pace we're

3933
02:46:15,060 --> 02:46:21,940
going to pace until i stop and i'm i'm fucking going mental blue sky thank you very much for the blue sky i

3934
02:46:21,940 --> 02:46:27,700
maybe i could dish you out another little song i've been working on this is uh in not in memory of this

3935
02:46:27,700 --> 02:46:35,380
this is dedicated to cd rom it's called oatmeal oatmeal another invention from the devil

3936
02:46:35,380 --> 02:46:51,060
why don't you just go home oatmeal another invention from the devil that lovely chap he's such a scam

3937
02:46:55,060 --> 02:47:01,860
oatmeal oatmeal an absolutely horrible invention by the devil i used to eat bowls of it when i was living in valencia

3938
02:47:01,860 --> 02:47:06,020
Fucking hell, thanks very much there

3939
02:47:06,020 --> 02:47:08,280
CD Ramos and Blue Sky

3940
02:47:08,280 --> 02:47:10,660
It's, can't, it's

3941
02:47:10,660 --> 02:47:14,980
Just, uh, let's get going here

3942
02:47:14,980 --> 02:47:20,540
Yeah, stop being a fanny and just fucking play the game

3943
02:47:20,540 --> 02:47:24,100
I'm sorry, I don't usually snap like that

3944
02:47:24,100 --> 02:47:27,420
But you were going very fast there for a while

3945
02:47:27,420 --> 02:47:29,280
And now you're going remarkably slow

3946
02:47:29,280 --> 02:47:32,300
You've read it

3947
02:47:32,300 --> 02:47:39,740
Chapter 3, overwrite, we've done that, we've already saved it

3948
02:47:39,740 --> 02:47:42,600
Was I meant to jump out the fucking window? No, I wasn't

3949
02:47:42,600 --> 02:47:47,080
Ada Wong though, she graced us with her fucking sensual presence

3950
02:47:47,080 --> 02:47:51,660
She seems to have a claw gun or a hook shot

3951
02:47:51,660 --> 02:47:54,500
And, uh, she's wearing a

3952
02:47:54,500 --> 02:47:57,000
I think she's wearing a different number

3953
02:47:57,000 --> 02:47:59,860
It's a little bit more conducive to fluid movement

3954
02:47:59,860 --> 02:48:01,960
Than the previous Resident Evil

3955
02:48:01,960 --> 02:48:04,720
But it's, uh, it's a hot piece though, Tom

3956
02:48:04,720 --> 02:48:07,660
Yeah, and as you say, the hot piece

3957
02:48:07,660 --> 02:48:09,120
This little dog in needs free

3958
02:48:09,120 --> 02:48:12,360
So please, please, please run and free him big time

3959
02:48:12,360 --> 02:48:18,900
Because he's a nice guy, because he's a nice guy and he will save you in a fight later on against one of those big fuckers that's being kept in a shed

3960
02:48:18,900 --> 02:48:27,180
Poor little guy, poor little guy, poor little guy, ah, it's a sweetheart, really is

3961
02:48:27,180 --> 02:48:28,000
Take care of yourself, buddy

3962
02:48:28,000 --> 02:48:35,200
Really is, it'd be great to have that guy beside you for the rest of the game, but, uh, he might get annoying

3963
02:48:35,200 --> 02:48:39,980
And, uh, I mean, you do have Ashley Graham, but she's so fucking annoying, Tom

3964
02:48:39,980 --> 02:48:44,880
Yeah, I suppose you can't really get mad at the, uh, the hostage

3965
02:48:44,880 --> 02:48:47,040
Or whatever she is, but

3966
02:48:47,040 --> 02:48:50,060
She's fucking silly because she doesn't stay in the-

3967
02:48:50,060 --> 02:48:52,140
You- you want her to stay in one position

3968
02:48:52,140 --> 02:48:54,600
She doesn't fucking stay still

3969
02:48:54,600 --> 02:48:59,640
She does not stay still and we've managed to open the gate here

3970
02:48:59,640 --> 02:49:03,480
She's, uh, gonna be coming up soon enough, though

3971
02:49:03,480 --> 02:49:05,480
I think we see her

3972
02:49:05,480 --> 02:49:08,320
Actually, no, we have to- I think we have to go to the lake first

3973
02:49:08,320 --> 02:49:10,720
And do a bit of lake work

3974
02:49:10,720 --> 02:49:13,500
Before we even get to Ashley

3975
02:49:13,500 --> 02:49:21,240
Too bad

3976
02:49:21,240 --> 02:49:25,540
Just make sure we've, uh, not missed any fucking items here

3977
02:49:25,540 --> 02:49:29,040
Village square with a few items coming up

3978
02:49:29,040 --> 02:49:33,800
Reload our fucking snake skin

3979
02:49:33,800 --> 02:49:37,460
Reload that as well

3980
02:49:37,460 --> 02:49:39,660
This is gonna be nice

3981
02:49:39,660 --> 02:49:41,420
We'll stick a herb into us

3982
02:49:41,420 --> 02:49:45,400
A little bit- lovely little bit of that herbal remedy into the fucking bloodstream

3983
02:49:45,400 --> 02:49:47,400
And there we go

3984
02:49:47,400 --> 02:49:55,860
Ready to rumble with you in chapter three, said Blooshguy

3985
02:49:55,860 --> 02:49:58,060
It's great to be headed into chapter three at pace

3986
02:49:58,060 --> 02:49:58,660
Two hours

3987
02:49:58,660 --> 02:50:01,020
We- we- we- oh, three hours, actually

3988
02:50:01,020 --> 02:50:03,620
That's not bad, we're under three hours

3989
02:50:03,620 --> 02:50:05,360
And that's a chapter an hour

3990
02:50:05,360 --> 02:50:09,260
Eighteen chapters, sixteen chapters, is it?

3991
02:50:15,260 --> 02:50:17,340
I'm- I'm running the numbers here

3992
02:50:17,340 --> 02:50:19,540
And sixteen chapters is what it is

3993
02:50:19,540 --> 02:50:21,500
But obviously those chapters are going to vary

3994
02:50:21,500 --> 02:50:23,840
And make the time it takes to get through them

3995
02:50:23,840 --> 02:50:25,060
But you're doing well anyway

3996
02:50:25,060 --> 02:50:27,200
I am

3997
02:50:27,200 --> 02:50:29,220
I just- I don't want to blow my own trumpet

3998
02:50:29,220 --> 02:50:31,360
I think there's going to be a few wool- woolups

3999
02:50:31,360 --> 02:50:32,820
Around here

4000
02:50:32,820 --> 02:50:34,000
So I need to be ready

4001
02:50:34,000 --> 02:50:35,860
I'm going to have the shotgun out

4002
02:50:35,860 --> 02:50:37,000
And ready to rock

4003
02:50:37,000 --> 02:50:38,740
Remember these cunts come at you

4004
02:50:38,740 --> 02:50:40,140
And they come at you fast and hard

4005
02:50:40,140 --> 02:50:42,640
It was a bit earlier on that I could have done

4006
02:50:42,640 --> 02:50:44,280
Where you set a cow on fire

4007
02:50:44,280 --> 02:50:44,920
And the cow

4008
02:50:44,920 --> 02:50:50,340
Fucking shat myself there

4009
02:50:50,340 --> 02:50:52,200
Sorry about the William Shatner volume

4010
02:50:52,200 --> 02:50:54,260
Might have been two

4011
02:50:54,260 --> 02:50:54,880
Here we go

4012
02:50:54,880 --> 02:50:55,740
Here we go

4013
02:50:55,740 --> 02:50:57,060
Look at that

4014
02:50:57,060 --> 02:50:58,480
Look at that

4015
02:50:58,480 --> 02:51:01,660
Four guys

4016
02:51:01,660 --> 02:51:03,060
The thing is

4017
02:51:03,060 --> 02:51:04,480
The thing is

4018
02:51:04,480 --> 02:51:06,260
Jesus Christ

4019
02:51:06,260 --> 02:51:07,380
Andy the fork

4020
02:51:07,380 --> 02:51:08,040
Thank you very much

4021
02:51:08,040 --> 02:51:10,060
These aren't nice lads, you know

4022
02:51:10,060 --> 02:51:11,980
It's not like the fella that we just trapped

4023
02:51:11,980 --> 02:51:13,600
They're just released from the trap

4024
02:51:13,600 --> 02:51:14,700
These guys

4025
02:51:14,700 --> 02:51:16,100
They do deserve it

4026
02:51:16,100 --> 02:51:17,520
And I love dogs

4027
02:51:17,520 --> 02:51:18,220
I love animals

4028
02:51:18,220 --> 02:51:18,960
That sort of stuff

4029
02:51:18,960 --> 02:51:21,020
It's just not right though

4030
02:51:21,020 --> 02:51:22,760
To be letting these guys off the fucking leash

4031
02:51:22,760 --> 02:51:23,620
They should have been tied up

4032
02:51:23,620 --> 02:51:24,680
They should have had their injections

4033
02:51:24,680 --> 02:51:26,200
They're not even chipped

4034
02:51:26,200 --> 02:51:28,580
Not even chipped

4035
02:51:28,580 --> 02:51:31,220
Probably don't even have their tetanus done

4036
02:51:31,220 --> 02:51:32,700
Or any of that stuff

4037
02:51:32,700 --> 02:51:33,220
And they're

4038
02:51:33,220 --> 02:51:33,780
Oh

4039
02:51:33,780 --> 02:51:35,100
Tell you

4040
02:51:35,100 --> 02:51:37,260
We need tetanus after that Tom, huh?

4041
02:51:37,260 --> 02:51:38,260
We need to know that

4042
02:51:38,260 --> 02:51:40,180
We need to know that

4043
02:51:40,180 --> 02:51:40,180
We need to know that

4044
02:51:40,180 --> 02:51:41,740
We need to know that we're going to get the tetanus shot

4045
02:51:41,740 --> 02:51:43,560
After getting shook in a veil trap like that

4046
02:51:43,560 --> 02:51:46,760
You old clown

4047
02:51:46,760 --> 02:51:50,800
Another one here

4048
02:51:50,800 --> 02:51:51,740
How many of these fucking

4049
02:51:51,740 --> 02:51:52,880
Have they reset these?

4050
02:51:53,380 --> 02:51:54,640
Since we left the fucking thing

4051
02:51:54,640 --> 02:51:56,700
I couldn't tell you

4052
02:51:56,700 --> 02:51:56,920
But

4053
02:51:56,920 --> 02:51:59,640
I'm not sure if there's any sentience in this village

4054
02:51:59,640 --> 02:52:01,640
There's a lovely key there for you

4055
02:52:01,640 --> 02:52:02,780
Open that black box

4056
02:52:02,780 --> 02:52:03,620
What's inside it

4057
02:52:03,620 --> 02:52:07,340
A lovely compass

4058
02:52:07,340 --> 02:52:08,380
And Mike Strutter

4059
02:52:08,380 --> 02:52:11,200
Thank you very very much there Mike Strutter

4060
02:52:11,200 --> 02:52:14,580
Last dream late late line up

4061
02:52:14,580 --> 02:52:17,260
Oh fucking hell you're asking

4062
02:52:17,260 --> 02:52:19,420
There's so many people who come beyond there

4063
02:52:19,420 --> 02:52:24,720
I'd like to strategically have Jerry Hannon in the audience

4064
02:52:24,720 --> 02:52:26,300
No matter what's going down

4065
02:52:26,300 --> 02:52:28,120
Uh

4066
02:52:28,120 --> 02:52:31,680
Are you asking me or are you asking Francis?

4067
02:52:31,680 --> 02:52:32,720
You're a hip.ie

4068
02:52:32,720 --> 02:52:35,660
I mean you know my thoughts

4069
02:52:35,660 --> 02:52:38,760
I'm probably going to concur with any sort of Jerry action in the audience

4070
02:52:38,760 --> 02:52:40,080
Geriatric Jerry action

4071
02:52:40,080 --> 02:52:43,700
Maybe that guy who was on the fucking Pat Kenny front line

4072
02:52:43,700 --> 02:52:45,500
Have him in the fucking audience

4073
02:52:45,500 --> 02:52:47,300
Just waiting in the rafters

4074
02:52:47,300 --> 02:52:48,860
Yeah you want him

4075
02:52:48,860 --> 02:52:50,140
You want a few fucking

4076
02:52:50,140 --> 02:52:52,940
People who are going to shake shit up

4077
02:52:52,940 --> 02:52:54,360
You want an old nun

4078
02:52:54,360 --> 02:52:56,080
As well

4079
02:52:56,080 --> 02:52:59,280
Very poor representation from the church

4080
02:52:59,280 --> 02:53:01,220
We're all about equality these days

4081
02:53:01,220 --> 02:53:05,480
They were mooting the next presenter of the late late being a woman

4082
02:53:05,480 --> 02:53:09,120
Uh do you know to fit in with that sort of equality mandate

4083
02:53:09,120 --> 02:53:12,600
But I'd be more about what about the clergy

4084
02:53:12,600 --> 02:53:15,000
So we're representing women

4085
02:53:15,000 --> 02:53:16,260
They're well represented

4086
02:53:16,260 --> 02:53:18,300
People of colour are well represented

4087
02:53:18,300 --> 02:53:21,420
You've got all sorts of genders going on

4088
02:53:21,420 --> 02:53:22,840
What about the clergy?

4089
02:53:22,840 --> 02:53:25,020
We don't see anyone from the church anymore

4090
02:53:25,020 --> 02:53:27,260
Time was when we had

4091
02:53:27,260 --> 02:53:31,100
We always had a priest on standby in the audience

4092
02:53:31,100 --> 02:53:38,020
And now it's as if nobody cares about what Father Brian from fucking Derry has to say

4093
02:53:38,020 --> 02:53:44,220
Or Sister Assumpter from fucking the parish of Gallbladder

4094
02:53:44,220 --> 02:53:59,600
Has to say about the up and the church did shoot itself in the foot with all that kind of stuff that went on though you know

4095
02:53:59,600 --> 02:54:04,420
What do you mean like they only did good for everyone didn't they?

4096
02:54:04,420 --> 02:54:06,480
It was Jesus that said

4097
02:54:06,480 --> 02:54:08,320
Go out and do good stuff

4098
02:54:08,320 --> 02:54:13,460
Yeah but there was a few fucking bad apples in the carton

4099
02:54:13,460 --> 02:54:17,900
It only takes a few bad apples to rot the whole fucking boat of them you know

4100
02:54:17,900 --> 02:54:22,060
Jesus Christ

4101
02:54:22,060 --> 02:54:24,100
Can't move for cunts in this gap

4102
02:54:24,100 --> 02:54:30,700
That was fucking cuntish Mayfield

4103
02:54:30,700 --> 02:54:31,780
Move on up

4104
02:54:31,780 --> 02:54:35,900
I tell you she didn't get the memo because she moved on down to the ground

4105
02:54:35,900 --> 02:54:37,640
Where she lies there now

4106
02:54:37,640 --> 02:54:40,140
But um

4107
02:54:40,140 --> 02:54:41,340
I don't think that

4108
02:54:41,340 --> 02:54:42,840
I think you are right actually

4109
02:54:42,840 --> 02:54:44,840
Sorry I was gonna say I don't think you're right about the clergy

4110
02:54:44,840 --> 02:54:48,100
You should actually have a fucking wild card priest

4111
02:54:48,100 --> 02:54:50,040
In the audience a little late late

4112
02:54:50,040 --> 02:54:52,200
Or even just have him on fucking speed dial

4113
02:54:52,200 --> 02:54:53,540
Have him put up

4114
02:54:53,540 --> 02:54:56,560
In a hotel in D4 ready to go

4115
02:54:56,560 --> 02:54:57,160
Do you know?

4116
02:54:58,000 --> 02:54:59,680
Have him in a fucking

4117
02:54:59,680 --> 02:55:00,780
The Merion

4118
02:55:00,780 --> 02:55:02,780
Down the road

4119
02:55:02,780 --> 02:55:05,800
And get one of those priests

4120
02:55:05,800 --> 02:55:06,940
That likes pints

4121
02:55:06,940 --> 02:55:07,780
Do you know?

4122
02:55:08,920 --> 02:55:10,600
Because then you're really gonna get fucking

4123
02:55:10,600 --> 02:55:12,560
Full bore barrel of the church

4124
02:55:12,560 --> 02:55:13,420
What the church thinks

4125
02:55:13,420 --> 02:55:15,160
Because at this stage of the game

4126
02:55:15,160 --> 02:55:17,760
Nobody cares about what the church says

4127
02:55:17,760 --> 02:55:18,020
So

4128
02:55:18,020 --> 02:55:19,220
What they

4129
02:55:19,220 --> 02:55:20,520
Whatever they do say

4130
02:55:20,520 --> 02:55:21,140
Is

4131
02:55:21,140 --> 02:55:22,740
Is gonna be hilarious

4132
02:55:22,740 --> 02:55:23,600
So

4133
02:55:23,600 --> 02:55:25,240
That's entertainment value

4134
02:55:25,240 --> 02:55:26,300
In and of itself

4135
02:55:26,300 --> 02:55:28,780
You can see where I'm coming from

4136
02:55:28,780 --> 02:55:29,520
You know?

4137
02:55:29,640 --> 02:55:29,800
And

4138
02:55:29,800 --> 02:55:30,860
When it's a nun

4139
02:55:30,860 --> 02:55:32,060
It's even

4140
02:55:32,060 --> 02:55:33,700
It's like funnier times 5

4141
02:55:33,700 --> 02:55:34,480
And then

4142
02:55:34,480 --> 02:55:35,700
Holy fuck

4143
02:55:35,700 --> 02:55:40,880
It's time to die. It's time to die.

4144
02:55:49,820 --> 02:55:51,140
ZurichTip.com

4145
02:55:51,140 --> 02:55:54,960
Can. I can't actually believe what is going on here.

4146
02:55:55,880 --> 02:55:57,440
I'm out here in space.

4147
02:55:58,220 --> 02:56:01,460
I'm out in space for fucking yanks.

4148
02:56:01,460 --> 02:56:08,400
Macro subspace phases, subsets, extrapolating the matrix, seeing through the fucking world.

4149
02:56:08,960 --> 02:56:10,260
Through a different kind of view.

4150
02:56:10,660 --> 02:56:12,240
And sweat patches under the arm.

4151
02:56:12,760 --> 02:56:15,060
The sure, defense that I fucking put on.

4152
02:56:15,180 --> 02:56:18,180
For she, for she is our fucking defense is not working.

4153
02:56:19,260 --> 02:56:21,580
But CD-ROM is coming in yet again.

4154
02:56:22,040 --> 02:56:25,580
With an absolute fucking, space screamer.

4155
02:56:25,840 --> 02:56:27,080
There's no other way to say it.

4156
02:56:27,680 --> 02:56:30,260
Somebody in the chat is saying he's money laundering.

4157
02:56:30,260 --> 02:56:32,200
We both know that's not true.

4158
02:56:32,720 --> 02:56:33,700
Person in the chat.

4159
02:56:34,100 --> 02:56:35,860
We both know that that's not true.

4160
02:56:36,620 --> 02:56:37,240
Don't we?

4161
02:56:41,140 --> 02:56:42,780
All I have to say is that.

4162
02:56:43,280 --> 02:56:45,480
Around these days they're the foreseeable anyways.

4163
02:56:45,820 --> 02:56:48,080
I tell you.

4164
02:56:48,680 --> 02:56:50,480
I was months away.

4165
02:56:50,920 --> 02:56:53,320
Because there was no fucking game that I wanted to play.

4166
02:56:54,320 --> 02:56:57,420
The only game I was fucking playing was Pac-10 of Castle Mysteries.

4167
02:56:59,060 --> 02:57:02,160
I was waiting.

4168
02:57:02,320 --> 02:57:04,840
I told you on Resident Evil 4 I was going to come out.

4169
02:57:04,920 --> 02:57:06,800
I'd be fucking playing that morning doing nice.

4170
02:57:06,860 --> 02:57:07,380
And now I'm here.

4171
02:57:09,520 --> 02:57:10,520
I can't believe this.

4172
02:57:10,780 --> 02:57:12,000
I cannot believe it.

4173
02:57:13,740 --> 02:57:14,460
The CD-ROM.

4174
02:57:14,520 --> 02:57:15,600
Thank you very, very much.

4175
02:57:16,520 --> 02:57:19,460
What in the contact disc is going on?

4176
02:57:20,300 --> 02:57:20,580
Tom?

4177
02:57:23,280 --> 02:57:26,740
I'm not actually sure what's going on or how to take the news.

4178
02:57:27,540 --> 02:57:29,860
It's a strange bit of business.

4179
02:57:30,000 --> 02:57:31,260
It's a crazy bit of business.

4180
02:57:31,400 --> 02:57:31,860
It's business.

4181
02:57:32,020 --> 02:57:32,700
It's unprecedented.

4182
02:57:33,020 --> 02:57:35,720
We'd never even imagined this business to be happening.

4183
02:57:36,600 --> 02:57:44,680
And I feel as though you not going absolutely fucking ballistic is not giving CD-ROM the credence he deserves.

4184
02:57:45,020 --> 02:57:46,920
She deserves whatever they are.

4185
02:57:47,960 --> 02:57:49,640
Whatever kind of disc they are.

4186
02:57:50,860 --> 02:57:55,400
I feel like you're not really fucking going bananas the way you should do.

4187
02:57:56,720 --> 02:57:56,960
Sure.

4188
02:57:57,060 --> 02:57:58,920
I ate all the fucking bananas.

4189
02:57:59,200 --> 02:58:01,000
I have no bananas left at this stage.

4190
02:58:01,800 --> 02:58:04,500
I'm also worried that we need to keep the fucking show on the road.

4191
02:58:05,000 --> 02:58:06,060
I think...

4192
02:58:06,920 --> 02:58:09,000
I don't know what the fuck to do.

4193
02:58:09,220 --> 02:58:09,860
I don't know what to do.

4194
02:58:09,960 --> 02:58:12,140
I'm running around in the game literally in circles.

4195
02:58:12,320 --> 02:58:14,060
People are witnessing this on a live stream.

4196
02:58:14,600 --> 02:58:15,620
Gary, can you come in?

4197
02:58:15,660 --> 02:58:18,220
I know that you're not actually contracted for this stuff.

4198
02:58:19,420 --> 02:58:20,660
Am I going to get paid?

4199
02:58:20,840 --> 02:58:21,180
Do you know?

4200
02:58:21,340 --> 02:58:23,940
Am I going to be paid for any sort of CD-ROM analysis?

4201
02:58:24,140 --> 02:58:24,760
I wasn't...

4202
02:58:24,760 --> 02:58:26,400
I'm not meant to be doing tips.

4203
02:58:27,060 --> 02:58:28,640
But let's just say one thing.

4204
02:58:28,760 --> 02:58:31,000
CD-ROM, I remember you.

4205
02:58:31,160 --> 02:58:32,700
I remember you from Valencia.

4206
02:58:33,480 --> 02:58:38,860
I remember you rolling up balls of scrunched up fibres and throwing them at my head saying,

4207
02:58:39,320 --> 02:58:41,500
Neville, you'll never be me.

4208
02:58:41,860 --> 02:58:43,200
You'll never be me.

4209
02:58:43,420 --> 02:58:46,140
And I said at the time, what's going on there?

4210
02:58:46,200 --> 02:58:47,440
Is it money laundering?

4211
02:58:47,980 --> 02:58:49,800
And he just walked away.

4212
02:58:50,180 --> 02:58:53,780
And he waited until I turned around to look at the field of play again.

4213
02:58:54,280 --> 02:58:55,960
And then I felt a belt to the head.

4214
02:58:56,060 --> 02:58:56,780
I looked back.

4215
02:58:57,140 --> 02:59:00,000
And it was a solid gold bullion bar.

4216
02:59:00,540 --> 02:59:02,520
And I said to him, I shouted as he left,

4217
02:59:02,900 --> 02:59:04,060
You're a bully, you.

4218
02:59:04,400 --> 02:59:05,140
You're a bully.

4219
02:59:05,480 --> 02:59:06,980
And I don't like bullies.

4220
02:59:08,920 --> 02:59:10,400
And what happened then?

4221
02:59:11,580 --> 02:59:16,540
I got fucking fired because we lost 6-0 to Seville.

4222
02:59:16,540 --> 02:59:19,280
There you go.

4223
02:59:19,360 --> 02:59:20,580
It's not all fucking rosy.

4224
02:59:20,680 --> 02:59:22,340
When CD-ROM comes in...

4225
02:59:22,340 --> 02:59:27,080
When CD-ROM comes in, it could be to the fucking detriment of people, you know?

4226
02:59:30,080 --> 02:59:33,520
I tell you what, that fella got fucking CD-ROM bombed right there.

4227
02:59:34,540 --> 02:59:37,340
Each one of those bullets was like a gift-wrapped tip.

4228
02:59:38,560 --> 02:59:43,420
A hollow point tip to the fucking face and skull.

4229
02:59:43,860 --> 02:59:46,020
Now, I think I'm going the right way.

4230
02:59:46,080 --> 02:59:47,340
Am I wrong or am I right?

4231
02:59:48,220 --> 02:59:49,380
Is it in here I go?

4232
02:59:49,920 --> 02:59:54,420
Let's have a quick look at our map here and see if there's any fucking pick-up-ables that I've missed out on.

4233
02:59:54,660 --> 02:59:56,220
We need Ashley to get into there.

4234
02:59:57,080 --> 02:59:58,480
We don't go back there.

4235
02:59:58,540 --> 03:00:01,160
We've got that fucking key that we can go and use in a bit.

4236
03:00:01,300 --> 03:00:03,700
We're going to go through there again anyway, so we go through here first.

4237
03:00:06,080 --> 03:00:06,680
Fucking hell.

4238
03:00:06,740 --> 03:00:08,080
I'm losing...

4239
03:00:08,080 --> 03:00:09,280
You're on my line now.

4240
03:00:10,360 --> 03:00:13,360
I said I'm losing track of myself and everything all around me, Tom.

4241
03:00:14,620 --> 03:00:15,240
Keep it going.

4242
03:00:16,340 --> 03:00:17,460
You haven't been for a pisser.

4243
03:00:17,540 --> 03:00:18,260
There's a viper there.

4244
03:00:18,960 --> 03:00:19,740
Down with the viper.

4245
03:00:20,700 --> 03:00:21,220
That's it.

4246
03:00:22,080 --> 03:00:22,260
Hey.

4247
03:00:23,860 --> 03:00:26,600
No snake is going to be able to slap a bullet like that anyway.

4248
03:00:27,680 --> 03:00:27,880
Huh?

4249
03:00:29,140 --> 03:00:29,880
Indeed, Tom.

4250
03:00:30,040 --> 03:00:30,980
Very much indeed.

4251
03:00:32,900 --> 03:00:33,600
Snake Eater.

4252
03:00:33,720 --> 03:00:35,520
I hear they're remastering Snake Eater.

4253
03:00:35,660 --> 03:00:38,680
I've not even played a Metal Gear Solid game on stream.

4254
03:00:38,780 --> 03:00:42,040
I think I tried to play Snake Eater about three years ago.

4255
03:00:44,020 --> 03:00:47,300
And I just couldn't bear the fucking cut scenes during the stream.

4256
03:00:47,380 --> 03:00:49,520
Because I was thinking, do I be quiet during these?

4257
03:00:49,780 --> 03:00:52,900
And are people going to be like, oh, you need to watch the cut scenes, man?

4258
03:00:52,900 --> 03:00:55,580
I just end up talking through it all.

4259
03:00:55,900 --> 03:00:57,020
And slagging it off as well.

4260
03:00:57,080 --> 03:01:02,920
Because of the hideous Hideo Kojima fucking labyrinthian script writers.

4261
03:01:03,580 --> 03:01:05,380
Extraordinaire fucking script writing course.

4262
03:01:05,840 --> 03:01:07,280
Where it just doesn't make any...

4263
03:01:07,280 --> 03:01:08,840
It's making up as you go along.

4264
03:01:09,300 --> 03:01:10,900
Script writing by Hideo Kojima.

4265
03:01:11,740 --> 03:01:12,700
P, are you there, P?

4266
03:01:13,240 --> 03:01:14,380
I am indeed.

4267
03:01:15,180 --> 03:01:16,120
Lovely to be back.

4268
03:01:16,580 --> 03:01:18,580
In the land of the memorandum.

4269
03:01:19,100 --> 03:01:21,320
Sleep well and flourish, dear child.

4270
03:01:21,320 --> 03:01:25,440
As your body grows, your mother shall sew.

4271
03:01:25,960 --> 03:01:27,360
New small clothes.

4272
03:01:27,400 --> 03:01:29,800
Must be for a baby or a growing child.

4273
03:01:30,540 --> 03:01:34,200
At seven quintile of wheat and a half a bull a day.

4274
03:01:34,720 --> 03:01:36,620
You have outgrown your pen.

4275
03:01:37,380 --> 03:01:38,580
Flourish, dear child.

4276
03:01:38,960 --> 03:01:42,020
For the sake of your brothers and sisters who cannot.

4277
03:01:45,700 --> 03:01:48,860
Unbelievable memorandum reading.

4278
03:01:50,320 --> 03:01:52,320
Yeah, I don't know what that means at all.

4279
03:01:52,400 --> 03:01:54,360
But let's go.

4280
03:01:54,440 --> 03:01:55,600
And this thing here as well.

4281
03:01:56,680 --> 03:01:58,860
I'm looking for an Arum flood.

4282
03:01:58,920 --> 03:02:03,340
I'm looking for a Liam Rogers to try and give me something about this here.

4283
03:02:03,400 --> 03:02:05,500
Is there anything here that you can tell me about this skull?

4284
03:02:05,600 --> 03:02:06,920
Does it matter at all?

4285
03:02:07,000 --> 03:02:11,540
Because there's a little fucking A button you press and then nothing happens.

4286
03:02:15,080 --> 03:02:15,860
Touch skull.

4287
03:02:16,260 --> 03:02:17,060
Says Tupo.

4288
03:02:17,260 --> 03:02:18,660
You can't really touch it.

4289
03:02:19,200 --> 03:02:20,720
You just press A and nothing happens.

4290
03:02:22,160 --> 03:02:23,300
It's just to spook you.

4291
03:02:24,120 --> 03:02:24,520
I see.

4292
03:02:25,640 --> 03:02:27,420
Let's just rearrange that now.

4293
03:02:27,480 --> 03:02:29,880
We need to sell a few items to our Mershon out here.

4294
03:02:29,960 --> 03:02:31,620
We're going to be really cooking with gas.

4295
03:02:31,700 --> 03:02:32,460
A lot of fucking money.

4296
03:02:32,540 --> 03:02:33,840
We're going to need more money bags.

4297
03:02:35,920 --> 03:02:38,940
To fucking deal with the situation at hand here.

4298
03:02:39,560 --> 03:02:41,780
Let's just offload a load of shit to this guy.

4299
03:02:41,840 --> 03:02:42,740
Let's sell him a snake.

4300
03:02:44,060 --> 03:02:44,900
Sell you a viper.

4301
03:02:45,820 --> 03:02:47,920
I'll sell you a fucking...

4302
03:02:47,920 --> 03:02:50,620
Enter his large key.

4303
03:02:50,680 --> 03:02:52,720
If you can sell that, you mustn't need it anymore.

4304
03:02:53,300 --> 03:02:55,420
I'm going to keep it anyway for the time being.

4305
03:02:56,460 --> 03:02:59,220
I'm going to sell him a few CD-ROM light.

4306
03:02:59,320 --> 03:03:02,780
Thank you very much there for the fucking sleep paralysis tip there.

4307
03:03:02,900 --> 03:03:04,740
Any tips for the sleep paralysis, you said?

4308
03:03:05,860 --> 03:03:11,300
Well, it's sleep paralysis when you know you're asleep and you're lucid and you're going,

4309
03:03:11,300 --> 03:03:12,080
What's going on?

4310
03:03:12,280 --> 03:03:12,920
Or what's that?

4311
03:03:14,720 --> 03:03:17,300
Just to touch there on the...

4312
03:03:17,300 --> 03:03:21,760
Paranoia I had thinking, is this to do with the mRNA jab?

4313
03:03:22,320 --> 03:03:23,220
I was...

4314
03:03:23,220 --> 03:03:24,160
Does anybody...

4315
03:03:24,160 --> 03:03:26,740
Has anybody had this serious moment for a moment here?

4316
03:03:26,780 --> 03:03:28,680
Even though this is taking time out the fucking game.

4317
03:03:28,820 --> 03:03:29,200
Speedrun.

4318
03:03:29,640 --> 03:03:31,000
We're just going to have to pause it for a moment.

4319
03:03:31,280 --> 03:03:31,960
Speedrun style.

4320
03:03:32,940 --> 03:03:34,020
Does anybody ever...

4321
03:03:34,020 --> 03:03:35,400
When you're falling asleep...

4322
03:03:35,400 --> 03:03:40,740
Do you know like that bit when just as you fall asleep, you do a twitch or you kick out or stuff like that?

4323
03:03:41,120 --> 03:03:42,480
Yeah, well, you know that feeling.

4324
03:03:42,640 --> 03:03:43,160
That's grand.

4325
03:03:43,260 --> 03:03:43,760
That happens.

4326
03:03:43,900 --> 03:03:45,120
I'm not puzzled about that.

4327
03:03:45,600 --> 03:03:47,280
What I am puzzled about is...

4328
03:03:47,280 --> 03:03:58,380
At the very same time that's happening, a few nights there, a little bit too often now, I fucking wake back up and the heart is beating fast.

4329
03:03:58,380 --> 03:03:59,380
And I fucking...

4330
03:03:59,980 --> 03:04:05,000
It feels as though when that moment you're falling asleep, it feels like I'm going to die.

4331
03:04:05,700 --> 03:04:07,020
Does anybody get that?

4332
03:04:08,480 --> 03:04:09,420
It's fucked up.

4333
03:04:10,460 --> 03:04:13,220
It doesn't happen all the time, but it's happened a few times.

4334
03:04:13,420 --> 03:04:17,800
And I've been thinking, what has changed for that to ever happen to me?

4335
03:04:18,180 --> 03:04:18,400
You know?

4336
03:04:19,760 --> 03:04:20,640
Some people are saying...

4337
03:04:20,640 --> 03:04:22,260
Some people are saying that that happens.

4338
03:04:23,440 --> 03:04:25,500
Like, and I'm not saying that it's just...

4339
03:04:25,500 --> 03:04:26,660
Thank you very much, Pat the bag.

4340
03:04:26,700 --> 03:04:27,240
I hope you'll get...

4341
03:04:27,240 --> 03:04:28,520
No, I'm not saying that it's just...

4342
03:04:28,520 --> 03:04:28,980
Oh, God.

4343
03:04:29,000 --> 03:04:29,720
I thought I was going to die.

4344
03:04:30,220 --> 03:04:31,320
Anyway, I'll get back to sleep.

4345
03:04:31,560 --> 03:04:31,860
It's like...

4346
03:04:31,860 --> 03:04:31,860
It's like...

4347
03:04:31,860 --> 03:04:34,660
I can't fucking sleep then maybe for like an hour.

4348
03:04:34,860 --> 03:04:35,860
I have to...

4349
03:04:35,860 --> 03:04:36,660
Get up and...

4350
03:04:36,660 --> 03:04:38,640
Have a glass of water or something.

4351
03:04:41,320 --> 03:04:42,000
Fucked up, man.

4352
03:04:42,720 --> 03:04:47,060
And hopefully I don't die because we have a fucking game to finish.

4353
03:04:47,400 --> 03:04:49,840
So if I come back, I want to get back on this tomorrow.

4354
03:04:50,840 --> 03:04:53,220
And, you know, this sleep demon stuff.

4355
03:04:54,120 --> 03:04:55,180
Not good for the soul.

4356
03:04:56,640 --> 03:04:57,840
Not good for the soul.

4357
03:04:58,000 --> 03:04:59,340
Thank you very much for the tip there.

4358
03:04:59,440 --> 03:05:03,540
The dark void who's tipped in ominously saying, I'm here waiting for you.

4359
03:05:04,020 --> 03:05:07,120
Hopefully that's not the actual situation that's going on.

4360
03:05:07,180 --> 03:05:09,080
Ryan McDyar, thanks for the tip there as well.

4361
03:05:09,620 --> 03:05:10,480
Very, very kind of you.

4362
03:05:10,520 --> 03:05:12,120
You best tune up your stuff there, Francis.

4363
03:05:13,080 --> 03:05:13,920
Which I see you're doing.

4364
03:05:15,040 --> 03:05:16,300
Ryan McDyar, pat the bag.

4365
03:05:16,360 --> 03:05:16,860
CD Ramline.

4366
03:05:16,980 --> 03:05:17,660
Leonard's bar.

4367
03:05:17,760 --> 03:05:18,260
Thank you very much.

4368
03:05:18,360 --> 03:05:19,440
Barry's master blend.

4369
03:05:19,620 --> 03:05:20,280
Father Brian.

4370
03:05:20,400 --> 03:05:21,180
Thank you very much.

4371
03:05:21,520 --> 03:05:22,600
My sphincter's in bloom.

4372
03:05:22,700 --> 03:05:23,440
Thank you very much.

4373
03:05:24,060 --> 03:05:24,900
Angela's hashes.

4374
03:05:25,800 --> 03:05:26,460
Andy the fork.

4375
03:05:26,580 --> 03:05:29,180
A well-tuned weapon can make up for a...

4376
03:05:29,180 --> 03:05:29,940
CD. Goddamn Ram.

4377
03:05:32,820 --> 03:05:34,080
Tuning up these guys here.

4378
03:05:35,740 --> 03:05:41,020
Might just put a few fucking jewels in a crown and sell them to this guy here while we're...

4379
03:05:41,720 --> 03:05:42,380
Keys and items.

4380
03:05:42,640 --> 03:05:45,760
Okay, we'll combine that with two intricate jewels, two rubies.

4381
03:05:46,620 --> 03:05:48,240
Put you into there.

4382
03:05:48,680 --> 03:05:53,260
And we'll put a blue one in just to get that double gem color bonus there of that flagon.

4383
03:05:54,180 --> 03:05:56,560
We'll save those velvet blues for later.

4384
03:05:56,740 --> 03:05:57,900
We'll just give him the flagon.

4385
03:05:58,060 --> 03:06:00,420
That's not really going to free up any space in my inventory.

4386
03:06:02,960 --> 03:06:03,600
But here.

4387
03:06:03,680 --> 03:06:06,020
It's nice to know any of those few people who had that sort of stuff.

4388
03:06:06,620 --> 03:06:08,640
But also weird as well.

4389
03:06:08,740 --> 03:06:09,920
I mean...

4390
03:06:09,920 --> 03:06:12,580
What's it about?

4391
03:06:12,680 --> 03:06:13,660
And will it go away?

4392
03:06:15,800 --> 03:06:17,680
I looked at what I was doing.

4393
03:06:17,860 --> 03:06:19,420
Maybe a bit of caffeine isn't helping.

4394
03:06:20,180 --> 03:06:21,340
Drink doesn't help.

4395
03:06:21,700 --> 03:06:22,260
But I mean...

4396
03:06:22,260 --> 03:06:23,800
That never used to be the case.

4397
03:06:23,840 --> 03:06:27,040
So it feels like a bit of a fucking cop-out to not have to drink then, you know?

4398
03:06:28,040 --> 03:06:29,820
Tune up this...

4399
03:06:29,820 --> 03:06:30,780
Go and sell, sell, sell.

4400
03:06:30,860 --> 03:06:31,220
Here we go.

4401
03:06:31,300 --> 03:06:31,940
Sell that flagon.

4402
03:06:34,200 --> 03:06:34,940
Thank you.

4403
03:06:37,020 --> 03:06:40,740
If the drink is doing a bit of damage, it might be time to lay off it, like, you know?

4404
03:06:40,960 --> 03:06:41,600
But I mean...

4405
03:06:41,600 --> 03:06:42,640
You're not going heavy on it.

4406
03:06:43,500 --> 03:06:44,180
Not at all.

4407
03:06:44,240 --> 03:06:47,080
I wouldn't be fucking drinking to excess or anything.

4408
03:06:47,280 --> 03:06:47,880
Oh, boy.

4409
03:06:47,900 --> 03:06:50,400
I'd give one of those Peronis a shot.

4410
03:06:50,500 --> 03:06:52,420
Three euro bottle for 660 mil, you know?

4411
03:06:54,360 --> 03:06:55,340
That's fucking rookie.

4412
03:06:56,640 --> 03:06:57,320
Oh, man.

4413
03:06:57,760 --> 03:07:00,260
I was going to say that's fucking rookie numbers, but...

4414
03:07:00,260 --> 03:07:01,360
Anything of the...

4415
03:07:01,360 --> 03:07:02,620
That isn't rookie numbers.

4416
03:07:02,780 --> 03:07:03,580
I don't know what to say.

4417
03:07:03,760 --> 03:07:05,800
We're actually going to malfunction now, Francis.

4418
03:07:07,260 --> 03:07:07,620
What?

4419
03:07:07,740 --> 03:07:08,940
Don't...

4420
03:07:08,940 --> 03:07:10,160
That's not right, is it?

4421
03:07:10,160 --> 03:07:10,200
That's not right, is it?

4422
03:07:10,200 --> 03:07:11,760
Zurich Tip Dot IE.

4423
03:07:13,760 --> 03:07:14,240
It's right.

4424
03:07:14,640 --> 03:07:14,920
It's...

4425
03:07:14,920 --> 03:07:15,200
It's...

4426
03:07:15,200 --> 03:07:15,760
It's just...

4427
03:07:15,760 --> 03:07:16,560
It's...

4428
03:07:16,560 --> 03:07:18,200
It's a disgusting fucking...

4429
03:07:19,720 --> 03:07:20,480
It's a...

4430
03:07:20,480 --> 03:07:24,200
It's a sick, sick ball of fucking affection.

4431
03:07:24,820 --> 03:07:25,160
It's a...

4432
03:07:25,160 --> 03:07:25,680
It's insane.

4433
03:07:27,300 --> 03:07:27,600
You'd...

4434
03:07:27,600 --> 03:07:27,980
You'd...

4435
03:07:27,980 --> 03:07:28,260
You'd...

4436
03:07:28,260 --> 03:07:29,380
You'd buy a...

4437
03:07:29,380 --> 03:07:30,860
A hundred chicken eggs for it.

4438
03:07:33,100 --> 03:07:34,860
Zurich Tip Dot IE.

4439
03:07:36,960 --> 03:07:40,060
Not seen anything you like, strange art dot.

4440
03:07:40,060 --> 03:07:41,260
I don't know what to do.

4441
03:07:41,700 --> 03:07:43,340
I really don't know what to do here.

4442
03:07:47,220 --> 03:07:49,220
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

4443
03:07:49,320 --> 03:07:49,680
Get out!

4444
03:07:52,560 --> 03:07:56,200
Your valuables won't do you much good in the grave.

4445
03:07:57,040 --> 03:07:58,200
Is that a helicopter?

4446
03:07:58,360 --> 03:07:59,360
Jesus Christ!

4447
03:08:02,620 --> 03:08:05,180
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

4448
03:08:05,980 --> 03:08:07,760
Because that stuff was a blast.

4449
03:08:09,620 --> 03:08:11,840
I can't believe it.

4450
03:08:11,840 --> 03:08:12,220
Gary?

4451
03:08:15,180 --> 03:08:16,340
What can I say?

4452
03:08:16,780 --> 03:08:18,000
I'm absolutely speechless.

4453
03:08:18,560 --> 03:08:24,740
I don't know how to even channel thoughts and feelings into words at a moment like this.

4454
03:08:25,200 --> 03:08:29,760
I'm not actually even contractually obliged to be talking about tippers tipping in like that.

4455
03:08:29,760 --> 03:08:35,640
But I think we can go beyond saying the tipper for this guy.

4456
03:08:36,360 --> 03:08:56,020
Rom. What a demon. My bully, my old adversary from back in Valencia. The gold bullion bully himself has just bestowed you with an absolute double monkey. Double monkey and a pony as well, I think.

4457
03:09:03,160 --> 03:09:22,380
You do the math. Wow, I can't. I don't know. I don't have anything. I was using all my fucking best stuff. I was using my, my, uh, my, my, my great songs, you know?

4458
03:09:29,960 --> 03:09:39,580
All I can say is I'm your sweet man. CD Ram. I'm your lovely little tasty treat man. Okay.

4459
03:09:40,960 --> 03:09:46,720
I'm your sweet man. A lovely little tasty treat man.

4460
03:09:52,960 --> 03:10:13,420
And I can't really begin to describe how I'm feeling right now. But what CD Ram has done has, thank you very much to the other guys who just tipped in there, Thunder Horse, Wronglets, Sleepy Creepers, Macron Show, Cardinal O'Flan, Tupo, thank you very much.

4461
03:10:16,960 --> 03:10:23,420
All I can say is that there needs to be a step change in urgency.

4462
03:10:23,960 --> 03:10:26,040
Zurich Tip.ie

4463
03:10:26,040 --> 03:10:29,380
There needs to be a step change in urgency.

4464
03:10:32,960 --> 03:10:35,400
Stay away from that rain.

4465
03:10:37,420 --> 03:10:39,320
The new Opal sequester.

4466
03:10:41,960 --> 03:10:43,960
Concerning...

4467
03:10:43,960 --> 03:10:45,960
Treacherous!

4468
03:10:45,960 --> 03:10:49,960
Concerning and unacceptable...

4469
03:10:49,960 --> 03:10:53,960
There needs to be a step change in urgency.

4470
03:10:55,960 --> 03:10:57,960
Instead of having meetings and drafting memos,

4471
03:10:57,960 --> 03:11:01,960
he is making a decision to end drone closures at Dublin Airport.

4472
03:11:01,960 --> 03:11:03,960
And if he doesn't make that decision today,

4473
03:11:03,960 --> 03:11:05,960
we think frankly we should resign and let somebody competently...

4474
03:11:05,960 --> 03:11:09,960
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this, or is there a good sign to this?

4475
03:11:09,960 --> 03:11:11,960
Step change in urgency...

4476
03:11:11,960 --> 03:11:13,960
Computer games!

4477
03:11:13,960 --> 03:11:15,960
Nintendo's Game Boy.

4478
03:11:15,960 --> 03:11:17,960
Treacherous!

4479
03:11:17,960 --> 03:11:19,960
You have been peddling lies.

4480
03:11:19,960 --> 03:11:29,960
Johnny Onion Rings...

4481
03:11:29,960 --> 03:11:39,960
Johnny Onion Rings...

4482
03:11:39,960 --> 03:11:41,960
Oh!

4483
03:11:41,960 --> 03:11:45,960
I don't know what to say.

4484
03:11:45,960 --> 03:11:47,960
But thank you very, very much.

4485
03:11:47,960 --> 03:11:51,960
That is all I can say, but it doesn't feel like it's enough.

4486
03:11:51,960 --> 03:11:55,960
I can't go for a run.

4487
03:11:55,960 --> 03:11:57,960
I can't go for a run.

4488
03:11:57,960 --> 03:11:59,960
Holden Mid...

4489
03:11:59,960 --> 03:12:00,960
Mid...

4490
03:12:00,960 --> 03:12:01,960
Thank you very much.

4491
03:12:05,960 --> 03:12:07,960
Thank you very much.

4492
03:12:07,960 --> 03:12:08,960
Let's do this.

4493
03:12:08,960 --> 03:12:09,960
Let's get going.

4494
03:12:09,960 --> 03:12:19,960
All I can do is try to manifest the thank you and gratitude for the medium of pace.

4495
03:12:19,960 --> 03:12:23,960
The medium of pace.

4496
03:12:23,960 --> 03:12:25,960
Just do your best.

4497
03:12:25,960 --> 03:12:26,960
Get going.

4498
03:12:26,960 --> 03:12:27,960
Gordon, get go.

4499
03:12:27,960 --> 03:12:30,960
Remember, you've managed to average a chapter an hour.

4500
03:12:30,960 --> 03:12:31,960
You were under a chapter an hour.

4501
03:12:31,960 --> 03:12:32,960
Keep it fucking lit.

4502
03:12:32,960 --> 03:12:33,960
Keep it lit and keep it smooth.

4503
03:12:33,960 --> 03:12:34,960
Because...

4504
03:12:34,960 --> 03:12:36,960
You've got 45 minutes to finish this chapter.

4505
03:12:36,960 --> 03:12:37,960
I think you can get it done.

4506
03:12:37,960 --> 03:12:38,960
I think I can.

4507
03:12:38,960 --> 03:12:39,960
I think I can.

4508
03:12:39,960 --> 03:12:40,960
I made it.

4509
03:12:40,960 --> 03:12:41,960
I think I can.

4510
03:12:41,960 --> 03:12:44,960
Fucking hell, Iniesta's in here.

4511
03:12:44,960 --> 03:12:45,960
Nintendo's Game Boy.

4512
03:12:45,960 --> 03:12:46,960
That's a lovely follow up.

4513
03:12:46,960 --> 03:12:48,960
Don't obsess with me all the time.

4514
03:12:48,960 --> 03:12:50,960
You're not a fan of the game.

4515
03:12:50,960 --> 03:12:51,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4516
03:12:51,960 --> 03:12:52,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4517
03:12:52,960 --> 03:12:53,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4518
03:12:53,960 --> 03:12:54,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4519
03:12:54,960 --> 03:12:55,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4520
03:12:55,960 --> 03:12:56,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4521
03:12:56,960 --> 03:12:57,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4522
03:12:57,960 --> 03:12:58,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4523
03:12:58,960 --> 03:12:59,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4524
03:12:59,960 --> 03:13:00,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4525
03:13:00,960 --> 03:13:01,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4526
03:13:01,960 --> 03:13:02,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4527
03:13:02,960 --> 03:13:03,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4528
03:13:03,960 --> 03:13:04,960
I'm a fan of the game.

4529
03:13:04,960 --> 03:13:09,960
Don't obsess with me all the time.

4530
03:13:13,960 --> 03:13:14,960
Fucking hell.

4531
03:13:14,960 --> 03:13:15,960
Hey, here we go.

4532
03:13:15,960 --> 03:13:16,960
He's back.

4533
03:13:16,960 --> 03:13:17,960
It's not one foot in the grift.

4534
03:13:17,960 --> 03:13:18,960
Sorry.

4535
03:13:18,960 --> 03:13:19,960
I thought it was Victor Meldrew.

4536
03:13:19,960 --> 03:13:20,960
It's not.

4537
03:13:20,960 --> 03:13:23,960
It's more fucking crocodile done deal.

4538
03:13:27,960 --> 03:13:29,960
Selling fucking.

4539
03:13:29,960 --> 03:13:31,960
Selling speed.

4540
03:13:31,960 --> 03:13:33,960
On done deal.

4541
03:13:33,960 --> 03:13:36,960
Spades and fucking boomerangs.

4542
03:13:36,960 --> 03:13:37,960
Thank you very much there.

4543
03:13:37,960 --> 03:13:38,960
Horses under starlight.

4544
03:13:38,960 --> 03:13:42,960
There's a quest little thing here that I have to ruin these twins here.

4545
03:13:42,960 --> 03:13:43,960
Ninja Gamer.

4546
03:13:43,960 --> 03:13:48,960
Thank you very much.

4547
03:13:48,960 --> 03:13:49,960
Horses under starlight.

4548
03:13:49,960 --> 03:13:50,960
Holden.

4549
03:13:50,960 --> 03:13:51,960
Macron show.

4550
03:13:51,960 --> 03:13:52,960
Thank you very much.

4551
03:13:52,960 --> 03:13:54,960
Speaking of the feeling of sleepy sleepers creepers.

4552
03:13:54,960 --> 03:14:05,960
Every time that happens to me I get an overwhelmingly strong feeling.

4553
03:14:05,960 --> 03:14:07,960
There is an afterlife for some reason.

4554
03:14:07,960 --> 03:14:08,960
Yeah.

4555
03:14:08,960 --> 03:14:09,960
I thought.

4556
03:14:09,960 --> 03:14:11,960
I don't know about afterlife.

4557
03:14:11,960 --> 03:14:15,960
But I got an awful strong fucking foreboding feeling about life in general.

4558
03:14:15,960 --> 03:14:16,960
Like.

4559
03:14:18,960 --> 03:14:19,960
The feeling I had was that.

4560
03:14:19,960 --> 03:14:20,960
The feeling I had was that.

4561
03:14:20,960 --> 03:14:21,960
Um.

4562
03:14:21,960 --> 03:14:22,960
It was one like.

4563
03:14:22,960 --> 03:14:23,960
I look into the mirror now.

4564
03:14:23,960 --> 03:14:25,960
I'm not the person I was.

4565
03:14:25,960 --> 03:14:26,960
Damn it.

4566
03:14:26,960 --> 03:14:27,960
10 years ago.

4567
03:14:27,960 --> 03:14:28,960
10 years ago.

4568
03:14:28,960 --> 03:14:29,960
20 years ago.

4569
03:14:29,960 --> 03:14:29,960
Like.

4570
03:14:29,960 --> 03:14:31,960
My face has physically changed.

4571
03:14:31,960 --> 03:14:33,960
And I get fucking.

4572
03:14:33,960 --> 03:14:34,960
Uh.

4573
03:14:34,960 --> 03:14:35,960
It kind of shocks me.

4574
03:14:35,960 --> 03:14:37,960
It's as if I haven't noticed it.

4575
03:14:37,960 --> 03:14:39,960
You know the way you don't notice it.

4576
03:14:39,960 --> 03:14:41,960
Because you're obviously seeing yourself every day.

4577
03:14:41,960 --> 03:14:44,960
It's like after the sleep creeper thing happened the other night.

4578
03:14:44,960 --> 03:14:45,960
Oh she's here.

4579
03:14:45,960 --> 03:14:46,960
That's for sure.

4580
03:14:46,960 --> 03:14:48,960
It was as if I'd just noticed that I'd gone from.

4581
03:14:48,960 --> 03:14:49,960
Condor 1.

4582
03:14:49,960 --> 03:14:50,960
Uh.

4583
03:14:50,960 --> 03:14:51,960
Like.

4584
03:14:51,960 --> 03:14:52,960
A child to now.

4585
03:14:52,960 --> 03:14:53,960
Like.

4586
03:14:53,960 --> 03:14:54,960
And uh.

4587
03:14:54,960 --> 03:14:55,960
For some reason that scared the fuck out of me.

4588
03:14:55,960 --> 03:14:56,960
I don't know why.

4589
03:14:56,960 --> 03:14:57,960
Um.

4590
03:14:57,960 --> 03:14:58,960
It was.

4591
03:14:58,960 --> 03:14:59,960
Maybe it was to do with time passing.

4592
03:14:59,960 --> 03:15:00,960
And like.

4593
03:15:00,960 --> 03:15:01,960
You know when you're uh.

4594
03:15:01,960 --> 03:15:02,960
Just like.

4595
03:15:02,960 --> 03:15:05,960
You don't think about time passing when you're younger.

4596
03:15:05,960 --> 03:15:06,960
And then you do think.

4597
03:15:06,960 --> 03:15:07,960
Anyway.

4598
03:15:07,960 --> 03:15:08,960
It's getting a bit too fucking deep.

4599
03:15:08,960 --> 03:15:10,960
I'll tell you what happened the last time I was streaming.

4600
03:15:10,960 --> 03:15:11,960
Call of Duty.

4601
03:15:11,960 --> 03:15:12,960
Someone was saying.

4602
03:15:12,960 --> 03:15:13,960
Someone asked me.

4603
03:15:13,960 --> 03:15:16,960
Do you think you're the same person now as you was 10 years ago?

4604
03:15:16,960 --> 03:15:18,960
And that got me into a fucking.

4605
03:15:18,960 --> 03:15:19,960
I think you started.

4606
03:15:19,960 --> 03:15:21,960
Me thinking about a way of.

4607
03:15:21,960 --> 03:15:22,960
Thinking.

4608
03:15:22,960 --> 03:15:24,960
That I never thought before.

4609
03:15:24,960 --> 03:15:25,960
And once you open up that.

4610
03:15:25,960 --> 03:15:26,960
Way of thinking.

4611
03:15:26,960 --> 03:15:28,960
You can't go back.

4612
03:15:28,960 --> 03:15:30,960
I prefer to be in ignorance before.

4613
03:15:30,960 --> 03:15:32,960
And it's kind of uh.

4614
03:15:32,960 --> 03:15:33,960
It's shit.

4615
03:15:33,960 --> 03:15:34,960
But I mean.

4616
03:15:34,960 --> 03:15:35,960
I'll tell you this.

4617
03:15:35,960 --> 03:15:36,960
Getting on this.

4618
03:15:36,960 --> 03:15:38,960
And fucking busting off a few hedge slugs.

4619
03:15:38,960 --> 03:15:41,960
And really bringing some of these cunts to justice.

4620
03:15:41,960 --> 03:15:42,960
Does help with that.

4621
03:15:42,960 --> 03:15:44,960
In a cathartic kind of violent way.

4622
03:15:44,960 --> 03:15:45,960
Yeah.

4623
03:15:45,960 --> 03:15:46,960
I mean.

4624
03:15:46,960 --> 03:15:47,960
I don't really agree with the violence.

4625
03:15:47,960 --> 03:15:48,960
But what you're seeing.

4626
03:15:48,960 --> 03:15:49,960
Sounds like.

4627
03:15:49,960 --> 03:15:50,960
Life.

4628
03:15:50,960 --> 03:15:52,960
Is beginning to uh.

4629
03:15:52,960 --> 03:15:54,960
Let's hope for no more success.

4630
03:15:54,960 --> 03:15:55,960
Become clear to you.

4631
03:15:55,960 --> 03:15:57,960
And that happened to me a good few years ago.

4632
03:15:57,960 --> 03:15:58,960
As you know.

4633
03:15:58,960 --> 03:15:59,960
I'm a bit older than yourself now.

4634
03:15:59,960 --> 03:16:00,960
But I tell you.

4635
03:16:00,960 --> 03:16:01,960
It happens.

4636
03:16:01,960 --> 03:16:02,960
That's just.

4637
03:16:02,960 --> 03:16:03,960
You're getting older.

4638
03:16:03,960 --> 03:16:04,960
It's existential.

4639
03:16:04,960 --> 03:16:05,960
It's.

4640
03:16:05,960 --> 03:16:06,960
It's uh.

4641
03:16:06,960 --> 03:16:07,960
It's just life.

4642
03:16:07,960 --> 03:16:08,960
You know.

4643
03:16:08,960 --> 03:16:10,960
It can be a shock when it does happen.

4644
03:16:10,960 --> 03:16:11,960
That's your ego.

4645
03:16:11,960 --> 03:16:13,960
Something has happened recently enough maybe.

4646
03:16:13,960 --> 03:16:16,960
And your fucking ego has been shaken.

4647
03:16:16,960 --> 03:16:18,960
Save that game.

4648
03:16:18,960 --> 03:16:19,960
Uh.

4649
03:16:19,960 --> 03:16:20,960
Uh.

4650
03:16:20,960 --> 03:16:21,960
Leonard's bar.

4651
03:16:21,960 --> 03:16:22,960
Thank you very much.

4652
03:16:22,960 --> 03:16:23,960
Space ghettos.

4653
03:16:23,960 --> 03:16:25,960
Thank you very much for that as well.

4654
03:16:25,960 --> 03:16:28,960
But as fucking Ronan Keating said.

4655
03:16:28,960 --> 03:16:30,960
Life is a roller coaster.

4656
03:16:30,960 --> 03:16:33,960
You just have to fucking ride it man.

4657
03:16:33,960 --> 03:16:34,960
You know.

4658
03:16:34,960 --> 03:16:35,960
Yep.

4659
03:16:35,960 --> 03:16:36,960
Don't fight it.

4660
03:16:36,960 --> 03:16:37,960
Do not fight it.

4661
03:16:37,960 --> 03:16:41,960
Just ride the fuck out of it.

4662
03:16:41,960 --> 03:16:43,960
Just get inside it.

4663
03:16:43,960 --> 03:16:45,960
I think he said.

4664
03:16:45,960 --> 03:16:46,960
I think he said something like.

4665
03:16:46,960 --> 03:16:47,960
Just get inside it.

4666
03:16:47,960 --> 03:16:48,960
Ride it.

4667
03:16:48,960 --> 03:16:49,960
Ride it.

4668
03:16:49,960 --> 03:16:50,960
Ride it.

4669
03:16:50,960 --> 03:16:51,960
Ride it.

4670
03:16:51,960 --> 03:16:52,960
Ride it.

4671
03:16:52,960 --> 03:16:53,960
Just get inside.

4672
03:16:53,960 --> 03:16:54,960
It's just like.

4673
03:16:54,960 --> 03:16:55,960
What was he fucking.

4674
03:16:55,960 --> 03:16:57,960
What did he mean by that?

4675
03:16:57,960 --> 03:16:59,960
What did he mean by that?

4676
03:16:59,960 --> 03:17:05,760
Well, we know now, don't we, with hindsight, after you've had these fucking sleep terror

4677
03:17:05,760 --> 03:17:06,760
revelations.

4678
03:17:06,760 --> 03:17:13,200
I think we can safely say that Keating was being a little bit rude and cheeky.

4679
03:17:13,200 --> 03:17:14,200
And that cut.

4680
03:17:14,200 --> 03:17:20,000
At least you're not him on fire on a roof.

4681
03:17:20,000 --> 03:17:27,120
He has burnt to death, and at least I'm not him.

4682
03:17:27,120 --> 03:17:34,120
And another man has burnt to death, and thank god I'm not him.

4683
03:17:34,120 --> 03:17:40,520
He has burnt to death, and at least I'm not him.

4684
03:17:40,520 --> 03:17:49,640
And another man has burnt to death, and thank god I'm not him.

4685
03:17:49,640 --> 03:17:56,280
Yeah, I mean, I'm glad my life isn't like a fucking knife to the chest.

4686
03:17:56,280 --> 03:18:01,280
Or, my life isn't on fire, you know?

4687
03:18:01,280 --> 03:18:05,280
But I'm complaining about life and night terrors and sleep and all that.

4688
03:18:05,280 --> 03:18:14,280
CD-ROM is metaphorically rolling up massive fucking balls of paper.

4689
03:18:14,280 --> 03:18:15,280
Fuck.

4690
03:18:15,280 --> 03:18:16,280
I'm throwing them at my head.

4691
03:18:16,280 --> 03:18:17,280
I'm throwing them at my head.

4692
03:18:17,280 --> 03:18:20,280
And I'm just heading them into the goal.

4693
03:18:20,280 --> 03:18:22,280
Fuckin' hell.

4694
03:18:22,280 --> 03:18:24,280
You know what I mean?

4695
03:18:24,280 --> 03:18:29,280
When I was playing this the first time I was thinking, do I really want to stream this game?

4696
03:18:29,280 --> 03:18:33,280
Because it's just headshot after headshot after gore after gore.

4697
03:18:33,280 --> 03:18:34,280
And you know what?

4698
03:18:34,280 --> 03:18:36,280
I do want to play this game again.

4699
03:18:36,280 --> 03:18:37,280
It's brilliant.

4700
03:18:37,280 --> 03:18:38,280
It really is.

4701
03:18:38,280 --> 03:18:39,280
I do want to play this game again.

4702
03:18:39,280 --> 03:18:40,280
I do want to play this game again.

4703
03:18:40,280 --> 03:18:41,280
I do want to play this game again.

4704
03:18:41,280 --> 03:18:42,280
I do want to play this game again.

4705
03:18:42,280 --> 03:18:43,280
I do want to play this game again.

4706
03:18:43,280 --> 03:18:44,280
I do want to play this game again.

4707
03:18:44,280 --> 03:18:45,280
I do want to play this game again.

4708
03:18:45,280 --> 03:18:46,280
I do want to play this game again.

4709
03:18:46,280 --> 03:18:47,280
I do want to play this game again.

4710
03:18:47,280 --> 03:18:48,280
I do want to play this game again.

4711
03:18:48,280 --> 03:18:49,280
I do want to play this game again.

4712
03:18:49,280 --> 03:18:50,280
I do want to play this game again.

4713
03:18:50,280 --> 03:18:51,280
I do want to play this game again.

4714
03:18:51,280 --> 03:18:52,280
I do want to play this game again.

4715
03:18:52,280 --> 03:18:53,280
I do want to play this game again.

4716
03:18:53,280 --> 03:18:54,280
I do want to play this game again.

4717
03:18:54,280 --> 03:18:55,280
I do want to play this game again.

4718
03:18:55,280 --> 03:18:56,280
I do want to play this game again.

4719
03:18:56,280 --> 03:18:57,280
I do want to play this game again.

4720
03:18:57,280 --> 03:18:58,280
I do want to play this game again.

4721
03:18:58,280 --> 03:18:59,280
I do want to play this game again.

4722
03:18:59,280 --> 03:19:00,280
I do want to play this game again.

4723
03:19:00,280 --> 03:19:01,280
I do want to play this game again.

4724
03:19:01,280 --> 03:19:02,280
I do want to play this game again.

4725
03:19:02,280 --> 03:19:03,280
I do want to play this game again.

4726
03:19:03,280 --> 03:19:04,280
I do want to play this game again.

4727
03:19:04,280 --> 03:19:05,280
I do want to play this game again.

4728
03:19:05,280 --> 03:19:06,280
I do want to play this game again.

4729
03:19:06,280 --> 03:19:07,280
I do want to play this game again.

4730
03:19:07,280 --> 03:19:08,280
I do want to play this game again.

4731
03:19:08,280 --> 03:19:09,280
I do want to play this game again.

4732
03:19:09,280 --> 03:19:10,280
I do want to play this game again.

4733
03:19:10,280 --> 03:19:11,280
I do want to play this game again.

4734
03:19:11,280 --> 03:19:12,280
I do want to play this game again.

4735
03:19:12,280 --> 03:19:13,280
I do want to play this game again.

4736
03:19:13,280 --> 03:19:14,280
I do want to play this game again.

4737
03:19:14,280 --> 03:19:15,280
I do want to play this game again.

4738
03:19:15,280 --> 03:19:16,280
I do want to play this game again.

4739
03:19:16,280 --> 03:19:17,280
I do want to play this game again.

4740
03:19:17,280 --> 03:19:18,280
I do want to play this game again.

4741
03:19:18,280 --> 03:19:19,280
I do want to play this game again.

4742
03:19:19,280 --> 03:19:20,280
I do want to play this game again.

4743
03:19:20,280 --> 03:19:21,280
I do want to play this game again.

4744
03:19:21,280 --> 03:19:22,280
I do want to play this game again.

4745
03:19:22,280 --> 03:19:23,280
I do want to play this game again.

4746
03:19:23,280 --> 03:19:24,280
I do want to play this game again.

4747
03:19:24,280 --> 03:19:25,280
I do want to play this game again.

4748
03:19:25,280 --> 03:19:26,280
I do want to play this game again.

4749
03:19:26,280 --> 03:19:27,280
I do want to play this game again.

4750
03:19:27,280 --> 03:19:28,280
I do want to play this game again.

4751
03:19:28,280 --> 03:19:29,280
I do want to play this game again.

4752
03:19:29,280 --> 03:19:30,280
I do want to play this game again.

4753
03:19:30,280 --> 03:19:31,280
I do want to play this game again.

4754
03:19:31,280 --> 03:19:32,280
I do want to play this game again.

4755
03:19:32,280 --> 03:19:33,280
I do want to play this game again.

4756
03:19:33,280 --> 03:19:34,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4757
03:19:34,280 --> 03:19:35,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4758
03:19:35,280 --> 03:19:36,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4759
03:19:36,280 --> 03:19:37,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4760
03:19:37,280 --> 03:19:38,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4761
03:19:38,280 --> 03:19:39,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4762
03:19:39,280 --> 03:19:40,280
I do want to play this game again.

4763
03:19:40,280 --> 03:19:41,280
I do want to play this game again.

4764
03:19:41,280 --> 03:19:42,280
I do want to play this game again.

4765
03:19:42,280 --> 03:19:43,280
I do want to play this game again.

4766
03:19:43,280 --> 03:19:44,280
I do want to play this game again.

4767
03:19:44,280 --> 03:19:45,280
I do want to play this game again.

4768
03:19:45,280 --> 03:19:46,280
I do want to play this game again.

4769
03:19:46,280 --> 03:19:47,280
I do want to play this game again.

4770
03:19:47,280 --> 03:19:48,280
I do want to play this game again.

4771
03:19:48,280 --> 03:19:49,280
I do want to play this game again.

4772
03:19:49,280 --> 03:19:50,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4773
03:19:50,280 --> 03:19:51,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4774
03:19:51,280 --> 03:19:52,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4775
03:19:52,280 --> 03:19:53,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4776
03:19:53,280 --> 03:19:54,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4777
03:19:54,280 --> 03:19:55,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4778
03:19:55,280 --> 03:19:56,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4779
03:19:56,280 --> 03:19:57,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4780
03:19:57,280 --> 03:19:58,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4781
03:19:58,280 --> 03:19:59,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4782
03:19:59,280 --> 03:20:00,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4783
03:20:00,280 --> 03:20:01,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4784
03:20:01,280 --> 03:20:02,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4785
03:20:02,280 --> 03:20:03,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4786
03:20:03,280 --> 03:20:04,280
I do want to play this game again again.

4787
03:20:04,280 --> 03:20:05,280
I do want to play this game again.

4788
03:20:05,280 --> 03:20:06,280
I do want to play this game again.

4789
03:20:06,280 --> 03:20:07,280
I do want to play this game again.

4790
03:20:07,280 --> 03:20:14,280
Fuck all that fuck all that chat and let's have a look at this guy.

4791
03:20:14,280 --> 03:20:41,280
*Sings*

4792
03:20:41,280 --> 03:20:43,840
Here we go, it's coming. It's coming

4793
03:20:52,720 --> 03:20:54,720
Wow

4794
03:21:06,640 --> 03:21:08,640
Wow

4795
03:21:09,240 --> 03:21:11,240
Beautiful sublime

4796
03:21:13,320 --> 03:21:15,320
Insatiable quality

4797
03:21:20,400 --> 03:21:27,860
And I switch the microphone to clean audio there I know offer fuck's sake man

4798
03:21:27,860 --> 03:21:33,520
I don't know what to do anymore. I don't know what to do anymore. I

4799
03:21:35,580 --> 03:21:40,580
Played all the games CD-ROM. I've done all the stuff you told me to fucking do

4800
03:21:41,460 --> 03:21:49,580
I've played Fred Durst's Rick shit or die trying. I've clocked it. I've played Pat Kenny's castle fucking mysteries

4801
03:21:52,580 --> 03:21:54,580
I don't know what to do

4802
03:21:56,900 --> 03:21:58,900
It's what we do

4803
03:21:58,900 --> 03:22:00,900
It's what we do

4804
03:22:10,000 --> 03:22:14,160
I just I just need to go to the toilet there

4805
03:22:15,580 --> 03:22:18,300
Need to go to the toilet for a moment man

4806
03:22:18,300 --> 03:22:18,800
I'm...

4807
03:22:18,800 --> 03:22:48,780
Thank you.

4808
03:22:48,780 --> 03:23:18,760
Thank you.

4809
03:23:18,760 --> 03:23:19,660
Thank you very much.

4810
03:23:20,360 --> 03:23:22,100
I hope you're getting on well.

4811
03:23:22,280 --> 03:23:28,920
And if anything can come out of this, I'm not saying that this is what I would like.

4812
03:23:29,100 --> 03:23:30,040
Well, it is what I would like.

4813
03:23:30,180 --> 03:23:34,120
You don't have to, but I've missed the fucking drawings.

4814
03:23:35,300 --> 03:23:38,300
So, I mean, I don't know if there's anything to be gleaned out of this.

4815
03:23:38,660 --> 03:23:42,620
It's not been replete with amazing imagery, but there has been a Victor Melger.

4816
03:23:42,680 --> 03:23:42,960
I'm sure.

4817
03:23:43,040 --> 03:23:44,400
Look, I don't even need to tell you.

4818
03:23:44,500 --> 03:23:47,360
You usually come up with something bespoke and amazing anyway.

4819
03:23:48,300 --> 03:23:51,660
But, like, there's a poet laureate for the state.

4820
03:23:52,520 --> 03:23:53,380
There should be one.

4821
03:23:53,540 --> 03:23:55,140
Is there, like, a resident artist?

4822
03:23:55,400 --> 03:23:56,480
Like, a fucking painter?

4823
03:23:57,580 --> 03:24:00,720
Well, that for the stream would be a doomsday picnic.

4824
03:24:00,840 --> 03:24:01,820
I hope you're getting on well.

4825
03:24:03,680 --> 03:24:04,840
But, um...

4826
03:24:05,700 --> 03:24:07,920
Thank you very much, CD-ROM.

4827
03:24:08,460 --> 03:24:09,360
Great to have you back.

4828
03:24:10,060 --> 03:24:10,640
Doomsday picnic.

4829
03:24:10,780 --> 03:24:11,240
Thank you very much.

4830
03:24:11,280 --> 03:24:12,580
Anguish Panda, thank you very much.

4831
03:24:13,440 --> 03:24:15,640
CD-ROM says, that's it now.

4832
03:24:16,400 --> 03:24:17,760
Self-reflection is where it's at.

4833
03:24:17,840 --> 03:24:18,640
Much luck to the stream.

4834
03:24:18,740 --> 03:24:19,380
Thank you very much.

4835
03:24:19,460 --> 03:24:20,300
Clone name, Giptho.

4836
03:24:20,480 --> 03:24:21,020
Leonard's Bar.

4837
03:24:21,100 --> 03:24:21,860
Thank you very much.

4838
03:24:24,620 --> 03:24:24,900
Wah.

4839
03:24:25,100 --> 03:24:25,420
Wah.

4840
03:24:25,640 --> 03:24:25,940
Wah.

4841
03:24:26,180 --> 03:24:26,420
Wah.

4842
03:24:26,420 --> 03:24:26,540
Wah.

4843
03:24:35,400 --> 03:24:36,840
Hope you're okay, CD-ROM.

4844
03:24:39,060 --> 03:24:39,960
I do mean that.

4845
03:24:40,580 --> 03:24:41,300
I hope you're okay.

4846
03:24:44,960 --> 03:24:46,240
One Forastero.

4847
03:24:47,880 --> 03:24:48,920
Double Meldrew.

4848
03:24:49,120 --> 03:24:50,060
How about that?

4849
03:24:50,480 --> 03:24:51,060
And another one.

4850
03:24:51,080 --> 03:24:52,240
It's not the Meldrew brothers.

4851
03:24:52,960 --> 03:24:54,500
It's Iniesta and Son.

4852
03:24:57,380 --> 03:24:58,820
Pure fucking Iniesta.

4853
03:24:59,680 --> 03:25:01,700
Probably conceived through Iniesta.

4854
03:25:05,040 --> 03:25:06,600
There's another Iniesta right there.

4855
03:25:06,680 --> 03:25:07,560
And we'll go for the follow-up.

4856
03:25:07,700 --> 03:25:08,640
It's a lovely melee.

4857
03:25:09,340 --> 03:25:10,240
Grandmaster Flash.

4858
03:25:11,520 --> 03:25:12,460
Gangemaster Hash.

4859
03:25:16,540 --> 03:25:17,660
Unbelievable stuff, Tom.

4860
03:25:18,860 --> 03:25:19,740
I can't believe it.

4861
03:25:19,840 --> 03:25:20,640
I really can't.

4862
03:25:20,720 --> 03:25:22,000
I'm just...

4863
03:25:22,000 --> 03:25:22,320
I've...

4864
03:25:22,320 --> 03:25:22,900
I mean...

4865
03:25:22,900 --> 03:25:24,740
I'm all for the...

4866
03:25:24,740 --> 03:25:27,760
Pausing and stopping the game and everything.

4867
03:25:27,900 --> 03:25:29,740
But you know we're up against the clock here.

4868
03:25:29,780 --> 03:25:31,540
You have half an hour to finish this fucking chapter.

4869
03:25:31,820 --> 03:25:33,140
I mean, you can do it.

4870
03:25:33,540 --> 03:25:36,200
But you don't want to lose that rate of fire that you're on.

4871
03:25:36,260 --> 03:25:38,100
You're on one chapter an hour.

4872
03:25:38,420 --> 03:25:42,160
I actually think that you should go even further beyond that and try and...

4873
03:25:42,160 --> 03:25:43,720
You know...

4874
03:25:43,720 --> 03:25:44,860
Which you were doing.

4875
03:25:45,000 --> 03:25:46,500
You were averaging more than a chapter an hour.

4876
03:25:46,580 --> 03:25:47,740
But you need to keep that rate up.

4877
03:25:47,800 --> 03:25:49,520
And you're not going to do that if you keep fucking stopping.

4878
03:25:50,520 --> 03:25:51,640
That's so fucking right.

4879
03:25:52,360 --> 03:25:54,080
And now we're going to move along here.

4880
03:25:54,840 --> 03:25:55,680
Very swiftly.

4881
03:25:55,860 --> 03:25:56,580
There's a merchant.

4882
03:25:56,820 --> 03:26:00,080
The good thing is we're not stopping at the merchant every fucking ten minutes to go.

4883
03:26:00,120 --> 03:26:00,780
Oh, will I get this?

4884
03:26:00,840 --> 03:26:01,300
Will I get that?

4885
03:26:01,340 --> 03:26:01,820
Will I do this?

4886
03:26:01,860 --> 03:26:02,260
Will I do that?

4887
03:26:03,000 --> 03:26:07,440
Once we can get the red scope dot, we're flying it.

4888
03:26:07,540 --> 03:26:09,620
Good luck finding someone big enough to use this thing.

4889
03:26:09,620 --> 03:26:11,000
Yeah, we know who's using that.

4890
03:26:12,280 --> 03:26:15,100
Fucking big bugger looks, McAdams.

4891
03:26:16,000 --> 03:26:17,560
Robbie, thanks very much for the tip.

4892
03:26:17,800 --> 03:26:18,640
Hope you're doing well.

4893
03:26:20,400 --> 03:26:21,460
Thanks very much, sir.

4894
03:26:21,880 --> 03:26:22,580
Oh, no.

4895
03:26:22,640 --> 03:26:23,940
We need to use our flashbang here.

4896
03:26:24,000 --> 03:26:26,140
It's going to be a sweet, sweet bit of crow death.

4897
03:26:27,180 --> 03:26:28,000
You want to see this?

4898
03:26:28,060 --> 03:26:29,260
Counting crows, the band.

4899
03:26:29,800 --> 03:26:30,700
Check this out, man.

4900
03:26:31,620 --> 03:26:32,360
Crow death.

4901
03:26:32,360 --> 03:26:34,420
Fucking crowbar.

4902
03:26:34,680 --> 03:26:34,920
Shit.

4903
03:26:35,820 --> 03:26:36,860
Oh, see that?

4904
03:26:40,660 --> 03:26:41,540
There's another cunt.

4905
03:26:43,000 --> 03:26:43,280
Oh.

4906
03:26:44,220 --> 03:26:44,660
Oh.

4907
03:26:45,220 --> 03:26:46,080
He's sidestepping.

4908
03:26:46,180 --> 03:26:47,020
He's sidestepping them.

4909
03:26:51,300 --> 03:26:51,740
One.

4910
03:26:52,000 --> 03:26:53,460
Good night and God bless, man.

4911
03:26:54,820 --> 03:26:56,000
Nedzer, thanks for the tip.

4912
03:26:57,500 --> 03:26:58,900
Thanks for the tip there, Nedzer.

4913
03:26:58,980 --> 03:26:59,580
Look at that.

4914
03:27:00,000 --> 03:27:01,420
Sidestep from the pooch.

4915
03:27:01,980 --> 03:27:02,980
He's sidestepping.

4916
03:27:02,980 --> 03:27:03,980
He's sidestepping them.

4917
03:27:03,980 --> 03:27:04,000
He's sidestepping them.

4918
03:27:04,000 --> 03:27:04,020
He's sidestepping them.

4919
03:27:04,020 --> 03:27:04,500
He's sidestepping them.

4920
03:27:04,880 --> 03:27:06,860
Cunt's got razor daggers for teeth.

4921
03:27:07,340 --> 03:27:08,620
But he's gone to the next round now.

4922
03:27:08,620 --> 03:27:08,720
One.

4923
03:27:08,920 --> 03:27:10,340
Good night and God bless, man.

4924
03:27:10,340 --> 03:27:10,380
I'm going to the next round now.

4925
03:27:10,380 --> 03:27:10,480
I'm going to the next round now.

4926
03:27:10,480 --> 03:27:11,020
Nedzer with the tip.

4927
03:27:11,100 --> 03:27:12,160
Thanks very much for the f-

4928
03:27:12,160 --> 03:27:15,200
Just doing an impression of you there, Tom.

4929
03:27:15,320 --> 03:27:16,940
Things got a little bit fucking intense.

4930
03:27:17,180 --> 03:27:20,660
It's when I listen to you doing the replays, I get awful tomified.

4931
03:27:20,660 --> 03:27:23,320
That's the tomahawk effect.

4932
03:27:23,320 --> 03:27:24,960
That's what's known as the tomahawk.

4933
03:27:25,880 --> 03:27:30,900
Anybody listening to me chatting instantly just wants to fucking talk like me.

4934
03:27:30,940 --> 03:27:31,880
I've got that wave of me.

4935
03:27:31,920 --> 03:27:32,500
I'm not bragging.

4936
03:27:32,580 --> 03:27:33,660
I'm not blowing any trumpets.

4937
03:27:35,660 --> 03:27:37,940
What are you blowing, you fucking cunt you?

4938
03:27:39,320 --> 03:27:39,680
Nothing.

4939
03:27:39,820 --> 03:27:41,220
I'm not blowing any trumpets, as I'm saying.

4940
03:27:42,520 --> 03:27:42,780
Hey.

4941
03:27:43,420 --> 03:27:44,240
You're not blowing trumpets?

4942
03:27:44,300 --> 03:27:44,480
Hey.

4943
03:27:44,880 --> 03:27:46,280
What are you blowing, you fucker?

4944
03:27:48,520 --> 03:27:49,640
Not blowing anything, man.

4945
03:27:50,300 --> 03:27:50,560
Shit.

4946
03:27:50,840 --> 03:27:51,360
Just leave it.

4947
03:27:54,080 --> 03:27:55,940
We've got no key for that fucking thing.

4948
03:27:56,020 --> 03:27:57,080
We don't even need it.

4949
03:27:57,900 --> 03:27:59,340
We'll just go around down here.

4950
03:27:59,940 --> 03:28:00,960
Smash a few barrels.

4951
03:28:01,340 --> 03:28:03,400
Maybe rank up the vest and the knife again.

4952
03:28:03,480 --> 03:28:04,240
We're not buying anything.

4953
03:28:04,480 --> 03:28:06,240
Check what jewels I've got in my pouch.

4954
03:28:07,820 --> 03:28:08,620
Create that up.

4955
03:28:08,840 --> 03:28:10,280
We've got enough to lay the site?

4956
03:28:10,380 --> 03:28:10,820
No, we don't.

4957
03:28:13,780 --> 03:28:17,640
Take him magnesium powder before bed to get better sleep and stop the night terrors.

4958
03:28:17,800 --> 03:28:21,620
Thanks very much for the tip and the actual words of wisdom there.

4959
03:28:21,740 --> 03:28:22,220
Merchant tip.

4960
03:28:22,280 --> 03:28:22,840
Get cash back.

4961
03:28:23,600 --> 03:28:24,240
That's fine.

4962
03:28:24,440 --> 03:28:24,860
Save it.

4963
03:28:24,940 --> 03:28:25,820
Don't even need to.

4964
03:28:25,880 --> 03:28:28,260
We're on a fucking real rocky roller here.

4965
03:28:28,980 --> 03:28:32,400
Powered by CD-ROM bombs and pure gusto and pace.

4966
03:28:32,760 --> 03:28:36,580
We will go down here and smash these barrels.

4967
03:28:36,840 --> 03:28:37,780
Get whatever we need.

4968
03:28:37,900 --> 03:28:39,680
And fucking rock on out in here.

4969
03:28:39,760 --> 03:28:41,820
We're not hanging around playing games with the merchant.

4970
03:28:41,920 --> 03:28:43,780
We're not going down that shooting range.

4971
03:28:44,180 --> 03:28:47,620
Let's try and get our little bit of fucking lucky charms for our briefcase.

4972
03:28:48,140 --> 03:28:48,860
No siree.

4973
03:28:48,940 --> 03:28:50,500
We're on about pace here tonight.

4974
03:28:51,300 --> 03:28:56,300
I mean, if we did stick to that fucking rate of pace which we're at, Tom.

4975
03:28:57,860 --> 03:28:58,260
Yeah.

4976
03:28:59,260 --> 03:29:00,440
We did stick to it.

4977
03:29:01,140 --> 03:29:04,960
We'll be completing the fucking game in under 16, 15 hours possibly.

4978
03:29:06,160 --> 03:29:08,620
You need to remember the boss fights can be a bollocks.

4979
03:29:08,720 --> 03:29:10,120
Salazar is an awful bollocks.

4980
03:29:10,800 --> 03:29:13,480
It's going to take something out of you to beat him that fast.

4981
03:29:14,840 --> 03:29:16,860
And granted you've got the weaponry, but fuck it.

4982
03:29:17,120 --> 03:29:17,740
Could be a cunt.

4983
03:29:19,960 --> 03:29:21,680
Could well and truly be hard enough.

4984
03:29:21,880 --> 03:29:23,520
It would be hard for a craft, hard for a battle.

4985
03:29:23,600 --> 03:29:24,120
But I mean, look.

4986
03:29:24,500 --> 03:29:25,100
We're going.

4987
03:29:25,340 --> 03:29:26,720
We're going nicely here.

4988
03:29:26,860 --> 03:29:30,740
I don't think I've ever watched myself play a game at this sort of rate before.

4989
03:29:31,740 --> 03:29:33,860
I'm just happy it's going along anyway, you know?

4990
03:29:34,240 --> 03:29:35,600
It's been a long time waiting for it.

4991
03:29:37,440 --> 03:29:38,400
Get onto that.

4992
03:29:38,740 --> 03:29:39,780
Check out the scope.

4993
03:29:39,920 --> 03:29:40,480
Have a look.

4994
03:29:40,920 --> 03:29:43,400
See this tyrant come out the sea.

4995
03:29:43,500 --> 03:29:44,260
The sea creature.

4996
03:29:45,220 --> 03:29:46,080
Eat the two boys.

4997
03:29:46,220 --> 03:29:48,380
Just having a nice little day out on the fucking lake.

4998
03:29:48,800 --> 03:29:49,400
Callow Lake.

4999
03:29:49,480 --> 03:29:50,220
Go for a bit of fishing.

5000
03:29:51,040 --> 03:29:52,760
What's this cheeky little situation?

5001
03:29:53,220 --> 03:29:53,940
It's a dead body.

5002
03:29:54,560 --> 03:29:55,160
Decapitated.

5003
03:29:56,000 --> 03:29:56,900
Thrown into the water.

5004
03:29:57,380 --> 03:30:00,720
Thankfully, these guys are going to get fucked up by a big fish, I think.

5005
03:30:00,720 --> 03:30:02,580
Please.

5006
03:30:04,500 --> 03:30:04,900
Maybe.

5007
03:30:05,020 --> 03:30:05,480
Maybe not.

5008
03:30:05,680 --> 03:30:05,820
Oh.

5009
03:30:06,200 --> 03:30:07,040
They're feeding the fish.

5010
03:30:07,100 --> 03:30:07,920
They're feeding the fish.

5011
03:30:08,440 --> 03:30:09,160
How was that?

5012
03:30:10,960 --> 03:30:11,840
Feeding the fish.

5013
03:30:12,260 --> 03:30:16,060
And hopefully I'm not going to become fodder for that sea creature.

5014
03:30:16,200 --> 03:30:19,160
There's a lot of situational zooming to be done here.

5015
03:30:19,420 --> 03:30:20,160
Looks like there's something.

5016
03:30:20,320 --> 03:30:23,820
I don't think this is necessary or it doesn't really matter if I do this or not.

5017
03:30:23,940 --> 03:30:27,080
But I did it before, so I'll do it again.

5018
03:30:27,080 --> 03:30:27,660
Look at the size of that.

5019
03:30:29,680 --> 03:30:32,080
I don't think there's anything else for me to zoom in on here.

5020
03:30:32,220 --> 03:30:32,400
Anyway.

5021
03:30:34,380 --> 03:30:35,220
Lovely shack.

5022
03:30:35,360 --> 03:30:35,940
Lovely lake.

5023
03:30:36,620 --> 03:30:38,500
Lovely, uh...

5024
03:30:38,500 --> 03:30:39,580
Lovely sea area.

5025
03:30:39,920 --> 03:30:41,400
Even though it's not a sea, it's a lake.

5026
03:30:45,560 --> 03:30:50,060
There's a lovely situation coming up now where we, uh...

5027
03:30:50,060 --> 03:30:50,900
Surprise, surprise.

5028
03:30:51,580 --> 03:30:53,360
Kill a load of ganados.

5029
03:30:53,360 --> 03:30:57,920
As if we haven't been doing that already, but we're gonna do it in style.

5030
03:30:59,320 --> 03:31:01,320
Read the shelves of this fucking gap here.

5031
03:31:02,940 --> 03:31:04,100
Lovely bit of pace.

5032
03:31:04,380 --> 03:31:05,380
Really enjoying it.

5033
03:31:05,420 --> 03:31:07,980
Just really, like, like, it's going to work.

5034
03:31:08,120 --> 03:31:08,920
Work is pleasure.

5035
03:31:11,580 --> 03:31:13,840
Really is like you've got the tradesman's touch.

5036
03:31:15,500 --> 03:31:17,700
And it's nice to see someone enjoying it, you know.

5037
03:31:19,120 --> 03:31:20,700
Let's be honest.

5038
03:31:20,800 --> 03:31:22,560
You play in Resident Evil 4 in November.

5039
03:31:23,200 --> 03:31:24,420
I don't think you enjoyed it.

5040
03:31:24,440 --> 03:31:25,020
You weren't fluid.

5041
03:31:25,980 --> 03:31:28,640
I mean, you were nice to watch in bits.

5042
03:31:29,160 --> 03:31:30,100
But you were a shite.

5043
03:31:31,200 --> 03:31:32,580
A lot of the time as well.

5044
03:31:34,120 --> 03:31:36,700
Only thing I'm thinking now is you might need to go back to the chest.

5045
03:31:37,800 --> 03:31:39,700
And put, dump a load of shite in the chest.

5046
03:31:44,320 --> 03:31:46,520
Wonder would he play Tears of the Kingdom?

5047
03:31:47,040 --> 03:31:47,860
What's that, James?

5048
03:31:47,980 --> 03:31:48,860
Tears of the Kingdom.

5049
03:31:49,800 --> 03:31:52,220
There's not a lot of games that are interested in me, obviously.

5050
03:31:52,440 --> 03:31:54,380
Pat Kenny's Castle Mysteries and Fred Durst.

5051
03:31:54,420 --> 03:31:56,300
They were private times that I had on my own.

5052
03:31:56,380 --> 03:31:57,280
I didn't want to stream them.

5053
03:31:58,360 --> 03:32:01,820
But there's nothing that's really piquing the interest as of late.

5054
03:32:01,900 --> 03:32:03,480
I downloaded NHL.

5055
03:32:04,920 --> 03:32:05,860
Wasn't feeling it.

5056
03:32:06,540 --> 03:32:08,000
Downloaded Crusader Kings.

5057
03:32:08,440 --> 03:32:10,440
Looks like it's good, but I'm just not arsed.

5058
03:32:11,140 --> 03:32:13,360
I downloaded Cities Skylines.

5059
03:32:13,520 --> 03:32:15,760
Looks class, but I'm just not fucking bothered.

5060
03:32:15,900 --> 03:32:17,360
I don't know what's going on, you know.

5061
03:32:18,360 --> 03:32:20,820
Whereas this, it just ticks all the right boxes.

5062
03:32:21,200 --> 03:32:22,300
Let me stick some of this shite.

5063
03:32:22,740 --> 03:32:24,100
We have storage.

5064
03:32:26,200 --> 03:32:27,420
Put a snake in there.

5065
03:32:27,420 --> 03:32:28,740
Hey, put a snake in it, yeah?

5066
03:32:31,220 --> 03:32:31,820
How do you do?

5067
03:32:31,980 --> 03:32:34,120
Oh, you can't put snakes in the fucking casket.

5068
03:32:36,880 --> 03:32:39,880
Still doing the Games Pass, but it's a waste of space.

5069
03:32:40,300 --> 03:32:40,480
Kelvin.

5070
03:32:40,760 --> 03:32:41,920
It's a waste of space.

5071
03:32:43,060 --> 03:32:46,920
It's like $12.99 is coming out, but I'm not getting any usage out of it.

5072
03:32:46,980 --> 03:32:48,220
And this costs 70 quid.

5073
03:32:48,780 --> 03:32:50,460
So, I mean, you don't get this on Game Pass.

5074
03:32:53,340 --> 03:32:54,200
Tune up, tune up.

5075
03:32:54,280 --> 03:32:55,480
Sell it, sell it straight.

5076
03:32:55,620 --> 03:32:56,260
Sell the snake.

5077
03:32:57,780 --> 03:32:58,640
Sell the headdress.

5078
03:32:58,720 --> 03:32:59,620
There's nothing going in it.

5079
03:33:01,680 --> 03:33:02,420
Sell that key.

5080
03:33:04,020 --> 03:33:04,580
Sell those.

5081
03:33:05,620 --> 03:33:07,780
I just want to sell everything that's in the inventory.

5082
03:33:07,920 --> 03:33:09,160
I don't have any space, then.

5083
03:33:09,240 --> 03:33:10,760
Sell some herbs.

5084
03:33:10,760 --> 03:33:10,860
Sell some herbs.

5085
03:33:14,860 --> 03:33:20,740
Maybe that.

5086
03:33:21,580 --> 03:33:24,020
Your valuables won't do you much.

5087
03:33:24,200 --> 03:33:25,800
A deal well struck.

5088
03:33:26,240 --> 03:33:26,900
He he he.

5089
03:33:29,740 --> 03:33:30,480
Oh, yeah.

5090
03:33:30,540 --> 03:33:31,740
And then do some...

5091
03:33:33,740 --> 03:33:35,160
crafting.

5092
03:33:37,020 --> 03:33:39,560
Yeah, for anyone tuning in, this is the boring part of the game.

5093
03:33:39,900 --> 03:33:44,880
Where items are crafted in order to get ammunition.

5094
03:33:45,060 --> 03:33:46,760
I tell you, I saw the video of the Wagner book.

5095
03:33:46,940 --> 03:33:48,740
The other day, he looks like a fucking...

5096
03:33:49,320 --> 03:33:50,160
bog goblin.

5097
03:33:51,740 --> 03:33:52,580
Yeah, he was...

5098
03:33:52,580 --> 03:33:54,360
He should have been doing a bit of crafting himself.

5099
03:33:55,360 --> 03:33:57,080
He was asking for ammunition, was he?

5100
03:33:58,140 --> 03:33:59,880
Asking for ammunition off the Roushkis.

5101
03:33:59,940 --> 03:34:01,040
They said they weren't getting any.

5102
03:34:01,140 --> 03:34:04,180
They said that all his fellas were dying on the battlefield in Bakhmut.

5103
03:34:05,040 --> 03:34:06,500
I was thinking, what the fuck do you expect?

5104
03:34:10,840 --> 03:34:11,700
Yeah, they're...

5105
03:34:11,700 --> 03:34:12,680
They've no fucking sense.

5106
03:34:12,760 --> 03:34:15,100
A lot of those lads, though, were drafted in from prisons, right?

5107
03:34:15,100 --> 03:34:16,540
They were forced to fucking do it.

5108
03:34:18,720 --> 03:34:19,780
I'm not sure about that.

5109
03:34:19,780 --> 03:34:19,960
I...

5110
03:34:19,960 --> 03:34:20,220
I...

5111
03:34:20,220 --> 03:34:22,480
If it was me, I would have stayed in fucking prison, like.

5112
03:34:22,480 --> 03:34:22,720
I...

5113
03:34:22,720 --> 03:34:23,360
I wouldn't...

5114
03:34:23,360 --> 03:34:24,300
I wanted to...

5115
03:34:24,300 --> 03:34:25,560
To get out, like, you know?

5116
03:34:26,040 --> 03:34:28,640
I wouldn't have wanted to be released onto a battlefield, anyway.

5117
03:34:34,060 --> 03:34:36,640
Whatever it is, the fucking shite state of affairs.

5118
03:34:37,320 --> 03:34:37,920
Let's see what the...

5119
03:34:37,920 --> 03:34:38,320
Welcome.

5120
03:34:38,780 --> 03:34:39,960
If we got any more space...

5121
03:34:41,080 --> 03:34:41,960
In that fucking...

5122
03:34:41,960 --> 03:34:44,220
Attaché case.

5123
03:34:44,320 --> 03:34:44,680
Let's have a look.

5124
03:34:45,280 --> 03:34:46,260
Sell him some knives.

5125
03:34:46,420 --> 03:34:48,160
Look, what's the story with these knives?

5126
03:34:48,360 --> 03:34:50,320
Because I have this big fighting knife.

5127
03:34:50,800 --> 03:34:51,820
Do I need these?

5128
03:34:54,020 --> 03:34:56,560
I don't understand what the story is with the knives in the game.

5129
03:34:59,980 --> 03:35:01,080
Crap that with that.

5130
03:35:07,060 --> 03:35:07,680
Throwing knives.

5131
03:35:08,040 --> 03:35:10,000
Okay, Anon, how would you throw knives?

5132
03:35:10,100 --> 03:35:11,620
Because I haven't done any throwing of the knives.

5133
03:35:16,800 --> 03:35:19,080
Horror game out this month called Amnesia.

5134
03:35:19,180 --> 03:35:20,100
Yeah, I played Amnesia.

5135
03:35:21,720 --> 03:35:22,640
It's scary enough.

5136
03:35:22,740 --> 03:35:23,720
I couldn't finish it.

5137
03:35:23,720 --> 03:35:26,860
So the new one, I'm not sure what the story was with that.

5138
03:35:27,620 --> 03:35:30,860
And just to get back there onto...

5139
03:35:30,860 --> 03:35:32,700
James.

5140
03:35:33,020 --> 03:35:35,040
Is it Train Sim 3 for Tom?

5141
03:35:36,100 --> 03:35:37,080
What the...

5142
03:35:37,080 --> 03:35:38,620
I was asking someone...

5143
03:35:38,620 --> 03:35:39,880
Tears of a Kingdom, was it?

5144
03:35:39,940 --> 03:35:40,460
Or...

5145
03:35:40,460 --> 03:35:41,420
What was Tears?

5146
03:35:42,260 --> 03:35:43,620
Someone was on about Tears.

5147
03:35:44,940 --> 03:35:45,680
I missed you.

5148
03:35:45,740 --> 03:35:48,400
I missed what you were saying when you said play Tears of a Kingdom.

5149
03:35:48,540 --> 03:35:48,960
I'm not sure.

5150
03:35:50,720 --> 03:35:51,080
Zelda.

5151
03:35:51,220 --> 03:35:51,660
That's the game.

5152
03:35:52,080 --> 03:35:53,700
I haven't finished Breath of the Wild, so...

5153
03:35:53,700 --> 03:35:57,240
I don't know if I'll bother laying into that at pace.

5154
03:35:58,480 --> 03:35:58,760
And...

5155
03:35:58,760 --> 03:36:00,840
The way I would be playing that game now...

5156
03:36:00,840 --> 03:36:02,900
Let's just say...

5157
03:36:02,900 --> 03:36:04,840
It wouldn't be through traditional...

5158
03:36:04,840 --> 03:36:06,900
Traditional means.

5159
03:36:07,900 --> 03:36:08,700
God damn it.

5160
03:36:09,760 --> 03:36:12,900
I wouldn't be playing those Nintendo games...

5161
03:36:12,900 --> 03:36:15,220
Through traditional means, if you know what I mean.

5162
03:36:17,460 --> 03:36:18,720
I mean, I'd be playing them.

5163
03:36:18,720 --> 03:36:19,900
In a...

5164
03:36:19,900 --> 03:36:21,180
What would you...

5165
03:36:21,180 --> 03:36:23,080
What do you mean about those games?

5166
03:36:23,280 --> 03:36:28,120
Do you mean that you wouldn't be using the actual equipment and console that they would be providing to play the game?

5167
03:36:28,400 --> 03:36:29,500
How would you even play that?

5168
03:36:29,900 --> 03:36:34,320
You would actually have to play on what's known as an emulator or something.

5169
03:36:34,540 --> 03:36:35,740
And we all know they're illegal.

5170
03:36:35,860 --> 03:36:40,180
We've got a fucking demon in the house.

5171
03:36:40,180 --> 03:36:51,320
Sensual.

5172
03:36:51,320 --> 03:36:51,400
Sensual.

5173
03:36:52,720 --> 03:36:54,500
You don't get many of those to the pound.

5174
03:36:54,500 --> 03:36:55,640
Demon in the house.

5175
03:36:55,720 --> 03:36:57,360
Yeah, don't get many of those to the pound.

5176
03:36:57,440 --> 03:36:57,840
You're right.

5177
03:36:58,140 --> 03:36:58,820
And look at that.

5178
03:36:59,080 --> 03:36:59,880
Lines it up.

5179
03:37:00,520 --> 03:37:01,100
Boom-bara.

5180
03:37:01,720 --> 03:37:02,320
Boom-bara.

5181
03:37:03,020 --> 03:37:03,740
Boom-bara.

5182
03:37:04,380 --> 03:37:05,000
Boom-bara.

5183
03:37:05,300 --> 03:37:06,320
Anyone for a steak?

5184
03:37:06,460 --> 03:37:06,920
Sensual.

5185
03:37:07,280 --> 03:37:08,460
Steaks on the menu, boys.

5186
03:37:09,520 --> 03:37:10,780
Fuck.

5187
03:37:11,220 --> 03:37:11,960
Fucking hell.

5188
03:37:24,580 --> 03:37:25,560
Fuck me, man.

5189
03:37:26,560 --> 03:37:27,240
Oh, no.

5190
03:37:28,300 --> 03:37:30,080
Reloading in the middle of a fucking...

5191
03:37:30,080 --> 03:37:30,740
What am I doing?

5192
03:37:31,600 --> 03:37:34,080
This is pure Meldrew territory right here.

5193
03:37:38,860 --> 03:37:40,140
Look at this, though.

5194
03:37:41,340 --> 03:37:42,680
Interesting concept, Tom.

5195
03:37:43,880 --> 03:37:46,740
Really is an interesting scenario.

5196
03:37:48,000 --> 03:37:50,800
Completely and utterly fucked up.

5197
03:37:51,680 --> 03:37:52,900
I don't say that lightly.

5198
03:37:53,900 --> 03:37:54,940
Existential judge, Dredd.

5199
03:37:55,000 --> 03:37:55,760
Thank you very much.

5200
03:37:58,680 --> 03:38:00,540
And while that's going on there,

5201
03:38:01,120 --> 03:38:04,420
what's going on back here with these fucking limelighters?

5202
03:38:05,920 --> 03:38:07,400
You've got your work cut out for you.

5203
03:38:08,840 --> 03:38:10,440
Let's go back into the Matrix here.

5204
03:38:13,940 --> 03:38:16,280
Thank you very much, existential judge, Dredd.

5205
03:38:16,900 --> 03:38:18,060
He says something...

5206
03:38:18,060 --> 03:38:19,740
Oh, fuck you.

5207
03:38:22,740 --> 03:38:25,000
Wanna apologize for Fred's language there.

5208
03:38:26,040 --> 03:38:27,140
Yeah, sorry about that.

5209
03:38:27,220 --> 03:38:28,260
Should have put the fucking...

5210
03:38:28,260 --> 03:38:29,960
On when I said fuck.

5211
03:38:32,000 --> 03:38:32,400
Anyway.

5212
03:38:33,100 --> 03:38:34,100
We'll keep it rocking.

5213
03:38:34,220 --> 03:38:34,900
We'll keep it rolling.

5214
03:38:35,120 --> 03:38:36,100
It wasn't that bad.

5215
03:38:36,160 --> 03:38:39,120
We get to do those sensual headshots again.

5216
03:38:39,800 --> 03:38:40,620
With the...

5217
03:38:40,620 --> 03:38:42,240
The Beast of Bodmin.

5218
03:38:43,120 --> 03:38:44,680
Probably worth throwing a herb into us.

5219
03:38:45,420 --> 03:38:47,280
I think this will max out our full health, then.

5220
03:38:48,880 --> 03:38:49,300
No?

5221
03:38:51,220 --> 03:38:52,260
Speedrun is still on.

5222
03:39:00,960 --> 03:39:01,740
God damn it.

5223
03:39:02,240 --> 03:39:03,120
Tears of the Kingdom.

5224
03:39:03,400 --> 03:39:06,740
I wonder how different it would be to Breath of the Wild.

5225
03:39:07,000 --> 03:39:08,360
They're all raving about it.

5226
03:39:09,140 --> 03:39:10,460
Breath of the Wild is class enough.

5227
03:39:11,920 --> 03:39:13,920
It would take up too much time.

5228
03:39:14,000 --> 03:39:15,180
I wouldn't want to play it on stream.

5229
03:39:15,300 --> 03:39:16,420
I just want to enjoy it.

5230
03:39:17,540 --> 03:39:18,580
In my own time.

5231
03:39:19,080 --> 03:39:19,440
Oh, fuck.

5232
03:39:20,500 --> 03:39:21,760
This is like...

5233
03:39:21,760 --> 03:39:24,640
I do the chapters in an hour.

5234
03:39:24,760 --> 03:39:25,580
You know what you're getting.

5235
03:39:27,200 --> 03:39:29,140
I've got 20 minutes to finish this chapter.

5236
03:39:29,260 --> 03:39:30,040
I wonder if I can do it.

5237
03:39:30,040 --> 03:39:30,980
That's a real challenge now.

5238
03:39:31,440 --> 03:39:33,060
But with Breath of the Wild, you'll be there.

5239
03:39:33,640 --> 03:39:34,920
I just play it all year.

5240
03:39:35,580 --> 03:39:36,640
It would never end.

5241
03:39:37,360 --> 03:39:38,260
There'd be no...

5242
03:39:38,260 --> 03:39:39,700
There'd be no crack, really.

5243
03:39:40,000 --> 03:39:40,320
Oh!

5244
03:39:40,320 --> 03:39:40,420
Oh!

5245
03:39:40,420 --> 03:39:48,280
You go in for the kill attack.

5246
03:39:48,360 --> 03:39:48,740
That's it.

5247
03:39:49,380 --> 03:39:50,300
And then get your one.

5248
03:39:50,660 --> 03:39:51,360
Go through the chase.

5249
03:39:51,620 --> 03:39:52,020
That's it.

5250
03:39:52,080 --> 03:39:52,760
Nice, nice, nice.

5251
03:39:54,200 --> 03:39:56,480
And now you've got another fucking scalper.

5252
03:39:57,420 --> 03:39:58,100
Lovely stuff.

5253
03:39:58,280 --> 03:39:59,240
That's how you deal with them.

5254
03:39:59,720 --> 03:40:00,700
That's how you deal with them.

5255
03:40:01,280 --> 03:40:03,520
Take them down to Chinatown.

5256
03:40:04,240 --> 03:40:05,500
Hangman, judge, and jury.

5257
03:40:07,040 --> 03:40:07,620
That's it.

5258
03:40:08,060 --> 03:40:08,660
That's it.

5259
03:40:08,780 --> 03:40:09,280
And again.

5260
03:40:09,380 --> 03:40:10,020
Going in the chest.

5261
03:40:10,080 --> 03:40:10,640
They keep coming.

5262
03:40:13,520 --> 03:40:14,800
They don't like it up em.

5263
03:40:15,360 --> 03:40:16,300
Keep giving them...

5264
03:40:16,300 --> 03:40:18,080
Keep giving them it up em.

5265
03:40:18,500 --> 03:40:18,780
Oh!

5266
03:40:19,960 --> 03:40:20,800
How's about that?

5267
03:40:27,140 --> 03:40:30,240
Sensual work from the boy wonder, Francis Higgins, there.

5268
03:40:30,960 --> 03:40:33,020
180 degrees, quick turn.

5269
03:40:33,600 --> 03:40:34,000
Boom!

5270
03:40:34,440 --> 03:40:35,580
Lock on, lock shot.

5271
03:40:36,080 --> 03:40:38,100
Lock stock and one fucking headshot.

5272
03:40:38,600 --> 03:40:39,600
Crazy bit of business.

5273
03:40:40,140 --> 03:40:40,700
Lovely stuff.

5274
03:40:40,740 --> 03:40:41,360
You love to see it.

5275
03:40:44,460 --> 03:40:46,460
We're on a fucking nice little roll here.

5276
03:40:46,540 --> 03:40:49,740
20 minutes to go to get this fucking chapter done and dusted.

5277
03:40:51,740 --> 03:40:52,400
Are you...

5278
03:40:52,400 --> 03:40:52,820
No.

5279
03:40:53,300 --> 03:40:54,140
You're not.

5280
03:40:54,320 --> 03:40:55,620
You're not fucking joking.

5281
03:40:56,380 --> 03:40:57,740
You are joking, are you?

5282
03:40:58,360 --> 03:40:58,740
What?

5283
03:40:58,940 --> 03:40:59,200
What?

5284
03:40:59,880 --> 03:41:00,200
What?

5285
03:41:00,200 --> 03:41:00,380
What?

5286
03:41:06,640 --> 03:41:09,480
I don't know what to do because I want to keep the fucking rake going.

5287
03:41:11,480 --> 03:41:12,960
20 minutes to go, man.

5288
03:41:15,140 --> 03:41:16,120
Do I stop?

5289
03:41:16,400 --> 03:41:17,060
Do I stop?

5290
03:41:17,620 --> 03:41:18,700
For CD-ROM.

5291
03:41:18,700 --> 03:41:28,660
I've got some Tormy wave, some fucking Tormy wave for you, CD-ROM.

5292
03:41:29,060 --> 03:41:32,160
Just some shit I got just in the fucking back catalogue.

5293
03:41:32,800 --> 03:41:37,660
I'm thinking of fucking bringing it to a producer, but this is dedicated to CD-ROM.

5294
03:41:37,920 --> 03:41:38,860
It's nothing amazing.

5295
03:41:39,000 --> 03:41:43,360
It's a chill out sort of fucking 6am fucking Café Del Mar shit, you know?

5296
03:41:43,360 --> 03:41:44,720
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

5297
03:41:47,280 --> 03:41:49,220
I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise.

5298
03:41:49,960 --> 03:41:51,080
Why did you not dis-

5299
03:41:51,080 --> 03:41:52,720
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

5300
03:41:53,020 --> 03:41:54,200
Why did you not dis-

5301
03:41:54,200 --> 03:41:56,080
Even though you're a good bloke yourself.

5302
03:41:56,360 --> 03:41:57,040
Number 2.

5303
03:41:57,480 --> 03:41:58,420
Good bloke yourself.

5304
03:41:58,620 --> 03:41:59,340
Don't you have a-

5305
03:41:59,340 --> 03:41:59,780
You're guilty.

5306
03:42:00,080 --> 03:42:00,560
Gameboy.

5307
03:42:01,140 --> 03:42:01,720
As charged.

5308
03:42:01,980 --> 03:42:02,460
Gameboy.

5309
03:42:02,540 --> 03:42:02,940
As charged.

5310
03:42:03,240 --> 03:42:03,740
You're guilty.

5311
03:42:05,020 --> 03:42:06,500
The hangman, judge, and jury.

5312
03:42:07,500 --> 03:42:07,860
Dopers.

5313
03:42:08,020 --> 03:42:08,300
Guilty.

5314
03:42:08,500 --> 03:42:08,900
Dopers.

5315
03:42:09,020 --> 03:42:09,300
Guilty.

5316
03:42:09,500 --> 03:42:09,860
Dopers.

5317
03:42:10,020 --> 03:42:10,380
Dopers.

5318
03:42:10,520 --> 03:42:10,900
Dopers.

5319
03:42:11,020 --> 03:42:11,280
Guilty.

5320
03:42:11,560 --> 03:42:12,420
Marijuana smokers.

5321
03:42:13,560 --> 03:42:14,440
Marijuana smokers.

5322
03:42:15,360 --> 03:42:16,140
Everybody here.

5323
03:42:16,460 --> 03:42:17,140
Everybody here.

5324
03:42:17,460 --> 03:42:17,820
Everybody.

5325
03:42:18,000 --> 03:42:18,320
Everybody.

5326
03:42:18,500 --> 03:42:19,100
Everybody here.

5327
03:42:19,140 --> 03:42:19,920
Take an amphetamine.

5328
03:42:20,840 --> 03:42:22,860
To the best of my knowledge anyway at the moment.

5329
03:42:23,160 --> 03:42:23,740
Great men.

5330
03:42:24,020 --> 03:42:24,480
Of Irish.

5331
03:42:24,520 --> 03:42:24,840
Dopers.

5332
03:42:25,140 --> 03:42:25,740
Great men.

5333
03:42:26,260 --> 03:42:27,180
Marijuana smokers.

5334
03:42:27,540 --> 03:42:30,400
Go tomorrow morning and take 115 amphetamines.

5335
03:42:31,480 --> 03:42:31,860
Clean.

5336
03:42:32,100 --> 03:42:33,420
10 micrograms.

5337
03:42:33,540 --> 03:42:33,900
Clean.

5338
03:42:34,320 --> 03:42:34,940
Per mil.

5339
03:42:35,460 --> 03:42:35,760
Clean.

5340
03:42:36,200 --> 03:42:36,760
Do that.

5341
03:42:37,540 --> 03:42:38,100
Creamed.

5342
03:42:38,180 --> 03:42:38,740
Do that.

5343
03:42:38,820 --> 03:42:39,980
They're gonna get creamed.

5344
03:42:41,380 --> 03:42:41,860
Creamed.

5345
03:42:41,860 --> 03:42:44,820
The only reason I'm out here tonight is because of what they're doing to this man.

5346
03:42:44,820 --> 03:42:45,980
They're gonna get creamed.

5347
03:42:45,980 --> 03:42:49,240
I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise.

5348
03:42:50,080 --> 03:42:51,860
Absolutely sensational.

5349
03:42:52,040 --> 03:42:53,540
Bill Tormy wave.

5350
03:42:54,600 --> 03:42:57,100
Went drinking with him one night at Valencia.

5351
03:42:58,400 --> 03:42:59,000
Beautiful.

5352
03:42:59,240 --> 03:43:00,700
CD raw nights.

5353
03:43:00,940 --> 03:43:02,360
Return to the stream.

5354
03:43:03,040 --> 03:43:05,300
It's been an absolutely amazing night.

5355
03:43:06,440 --> 03:43:07,880
Absolutely sensational.

5356
03:43:08,480 --> 03:43:11,120
Clocking in a chapter under an hour in time.

5357
03:43:11,120 --> 03:43:13,240
I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise.

5358
03:43:13,580 --> 03:43:15,400
Big shout out to CD raw.

5359
03:43:15,540 --> 03:43:16,740
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

5360
03:43:16,980 --> 03:43:20,060
And to Paul coming in with a three-year team there.

5361
03:43:20,680 --> 03:43:21,900
Thanks so much to everyone.

5362
03:43:21,900 --> 03:43:22,760
Because it wasn't available.

5363
03:43:22,800 --> 03:43:23,800
We've come full circle.

5364
03:43:24,100 --> 03:43:24,480
As charged.

5365
03:43:24,580 --> 03:43:24,920
Caught.

5366
03:43:25,000 --> 03:43:25,380
As charged.

5367
03:43:25,380 --> 03:43:26,160
Taking amphetamines.

5368
03:43:26,220 --> 03:43:26,580
As charged.

5369
03:43:26,580 --> 03:43:27,300
So in other words,

5370
03:43:27,640 --> 03:43:29,380
No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

5371
03:43:33,100 --> 03:43:35,200
Thanks very much there, Gary Devil.

5372
03:43:35,700 --> 03:43:37,800
For going above and beyond the Call of Duty.

5373
03:43:37,800 --> 03:43:41,920
He was only brought in to analyze the demonic structure of the game.

5374
03:43:42,340 --> 03:43:45,400
But he's actually gone beyond and he's dishing out thanks and praise.

5375
03:43:45,760 --> 03:43:48,700
As would anyone in this situation to CD Rambam.

5376
03:43:50,380 --> 03:43:50,820
Rambus.

5377
03:43:51,040 --> 03:43:52,100
You're a fucking Rambus.

5378
03:43:53,720 --> 03:43:55,840
You have many sides to you, CD Ramb.

5379
03:43:55,940 --> 03:43:57,040
Quite like a Rambus.

5380
03:43:57,600 --> 03:43:59,120
I want to say thank you very much.

5381
03:43:59,980 --> 03:44:05,980
You've made what has been just a return to streaming.

5382
03:44:07,660 --> 03:44:09,580
Into a fucking return to dreaming.

5383
03:44:10,380 --> 03:44:12,320
Right now it feels like we're in dream world.

5384
03:44:12,560 --> 03:44:13,140
Dream land.

5385
03:44:13,480 --> 03:44:13,740
Dot.

5386
03:44:13,840 --> 03:44:14,220
I.E.

5387
03:44:15,840 --> 03:44:18,720
Let's just focus on getting this fucking chapter done in Dosh.

5388
03:44:18,720 --> 03:44:21,760
And we can go off into the sunset.

5389
03:44:23,300 --> 03:44:25,240
With four chapters under our belt.

5390
03:44:25,840 --> 03:44:26,520
We return.

5391
03:44:27,320 --> 03:44:29,100
And we'll give it another fucking four.

5392
03:44:31,440 --> 03:44:32,740
Bullfrog barrel blues.

5393
03:44:32,740 --> 03:44:41,800
Fucking hell man.

5394
03:44:47,420 --> 03:44:51,840
Yeah I'm thinking of sending Torami wave out to a few shit hot DJs.

5395
03:44:52,360 --> 03:44:53,700
Seeing what they want to do with it.

5396
03:44:56,780 --> 03:44:59,400
See if anyone wants to collab with it even.

5397
03:45:01,880 --> 03:45:05,700
Because I've since learned that Torami has form.

5398
03:45:06,640 --> 03:45:08,680
He's appeared on loads of different things.

5399
03:45:09,100 --> 03:45:10,600
He was even on Claire Burns show.

5400
03:45:11,020 --> 03:45:12,140
The radio show I think.

5401
03:45:12,260 --> 03:45:12,880
Not long ago.

5402
03:45:13,320 --> 03:45:14,960
Giving his two cents on something.

5403
03:45:15,620 --> 03:45:18,420
And there's videos of him giving out on another program.

5404
03:45:19,760 --> 03:45:21,920
He's a man on a mission.

5405
03:45:22,380 --> 03:45:22,620
You know.

5406
03:45:23,080 --> 03:45:25,600
And then I saw another video.

5407
03:45:25,900 --> 03:45:28,380
I went down the Torami fucking rabbit hole.

5408
03:45:28,860 --> 03:45:29,000
Oh.

5409
03:45:30,040 --> 03:45:31,340
Because I was obsessed.

5410
03:45:32,460 --> 03:45:35,680
With the guile and spirit he has inside him.

5411
03:45:36,700 --> 03:45:37,000
And.

5412
03:45:37,720 --> 03:45:40,800
Turns out he was arguing with his daughter or something.

5413
03:45:40,940 --> 03:45:41,680
Who's a politician.

5414
03:45:41,800 --> 03:45:43,020
They both disagree on.

5415
03:45:43,400 --> 03:45:44,700
On certain issues or something.

5416
03:45:45,260 --> 03:45:45,780
I was thinking.

5417
03:45:45,940 --> 03:45:46,760
It takes a lot.

5418
03:45:47,120 --> 03:45:49,300
To really go on record in the public.

5419
03:45:49,840 --> 03:45:50,880
Arguing with your family.

5420
03:45:50,980 --> 03:45:52,380
But it just shows there's a lot.

5421
03:45:52,900 --> 03:45:53,960
There's a lot more.

5422
03:45:54,560 --> 03:45:55,820
To the Toramiester.

5423
03:45:56,600 --> 03:45:58,400
Than just the Stephen Roach.

5424
03:45:59,640 --> 03:46:01,320
Stuff he was doing on the late late.

5425
03:46:01,660 --> 03:46:01,960
Tell you.

5426
03:46:02,300 --> 03:46:03,700
Somebody asked me earlier on.

5427
03:46:03,780 --> 03:46:04,760
What's the dream lineup?

5428
03:46:05,780 --> 03:46:07,420
Get fucking Torami in there.

5429
03:46:07,480 --> 03:46:08,160
In there as well.

5430
03:46:09,080 --> 03:46:09,860
To torment.

5431
03:46:09,860 --> 03:46:10,160
To torment.

5432
03:46:11,240 --> 03:46:12,240
Whoever it is.

5433
03:46:12,780 --> 03:46:14,300
That needs the comeuppance.

5434
03:46:15,300 --> 03:46:16,400
I'm telling you.

5435
03:46:16,460 --> 03:46:16,460
I'm telling you.

5436
03:46:18,000 --> 03:46:19,300
Dublin City Simulator.

5437
03:46:19,420 --> 03:46:20,220
Thank you very much.

5438
03:46:20,640 --> 03:46:21,040
Tupo.

5439
03:46:21,140 --> 03:46:22,160
Thank you very very much.

5440
03:46:22,920 --> 03:46:23,880
Viper Classics.

5441
03:46:23,940 --> 03:46:24,600
Thank you very much.

5442
03:46:24,680 --> 03:46:25,260
Oh fuck.

5443
03:46:26,100 --> 03:46:26,280
Alright.

5444
03:46:26,340 --> 03:46:26,700
I need to.

5445
03:46:26,740 --> 03:46:27,620
I need to focus here.

5446
03:46:27,720 --> 03:46:27,820
Lads.

5447
03:46:27,900 --> 03:46:28,020
We're.

5448
03:46:29,020 --> 03:46:30,840
We're 3.48 on the clock.

5449
03:46:31,000 --> 03:46:31,960
And we haven't got this chapter.

5450
03:46:32,060 --> 03:46:32,260
And we've.

5451
03:46:32,360 --> 03:46:32,500
We've.

5452
03:46:32,640 --> 03:46:33,220
12 minutes.

5453
03:46:36,320 --> 03:46:37,020
Oh fuck.

5454
03:46:37,560 --> 03:46:38,200
I think.

5455
03:46:38,520 --> 03:46:39,020
I think.

5456
03:46:40,760 --> 03:46:42,200
What we're dealing with guys is.

5457
03:46:42,420 --> 03:46:43,480
I have to kill.

5458
03:46:43,720 --> 03:46:44,740
That big fucking.

5459
03:46:45,660 --> 03:46:45,980
Guy.

5460
03:46:46,100 --> 03:46:47,300
That the massive beast.

5461
03:46:47,900 --> 03:46:49,000
Before the chapter ends.

5462
03:46:49,120 --> 03:46:49,260
So.

5463
03:46:50,060 --> 03:46:50,880
It's a tall.

5464
03:46:51,720 --> 03:46:52,120
Request.

5465
03:46:52,780 --> 03:46:53,460
Or order.

5466
03:46:55,460 --> 03:46:57,000
But we're going to try our best to do it.

5467
03:46:57,000 --> 03:47:03,640
Tormentor.

5468
03:47:04,080 --> 03:47:05,120
Of souls.

5469
03:47:06,140 --> 03:47:07,200
Gridrain 741.

5470
03:47:07,840 --> 03:47:08,620
Thank you very much.

5471
03:47:08,740 --> 03:47:09,300
And bad.

5472
03:47:09,480 --> 03:47:10,400
Bad face.

5473
03:47:10,580 --> 03:47:11,300
Thank you very much.

5474
03:47:13,180 --> 03:47:14,320
Hope you're getting on well.

5475
03:47:16,860 --> 03:47:17,340
And.

5476
03:47:18,420 --> 03:47:20,400
You're not going to have too many fucking nightmares.

5477
03:47:20,660 --> 03:47:21,300
After some of this.

5478
03:47:24,080 --> 03:47:25,000
Explicit violence.

5479
03:47:25,140 --> 03:47:25,600
And gore.

5480
03:47:25,600 --> 03:47:29,460
Yeah.

5481
03:47:29,520 --> 03:47:30,480
I want to say thanks very much.

5482
03:47:30,540 --> 03:47:31,480
To Gridrain 741.

5483
03:47:31,980 --> 03:47:32,480
Two pull.

5484
03:47:33,160 --> 03:47:33,880
CD-ROM.

5485
03:47:33,960 --> 03:47:34,320
Obviously.

5486
03:47:35,100 --> 03:47:36,620
We can't really say thank you enough.

5487
03:47:36,840 --> 03:47:38,280
At Dublin City Simulator.

5488
03:47:38,400 --> 03:47:38,840
Bad face.

5489
03:47:39,240 --> 03:47:40,860
We're trying to really get this chapter.

5490
03:47:41,200 --> 03:47:41,440
Done.

5491
03:47:41,620 --> 03:47:42,100
And dusted.

5492
03:47:42,980 --> 03:47:44,640
Before the clock strikes.

5493
03:47:45,180 --> 03:47:45,800
Four hours.

5494
03:47:45,960 --> 03:47:46,840
It's 3.50.

5495
03:47:46,940 --> 03:47:48,480
We've got 10 minutes to finish the chapter.

5496
03:47:48,980 --> 03:47:50,020
Don't think we're going to do it.

5497
03:47:51,380 --> 03:47:52,460
We're going to do it nonetheless.

5498
03:47:54,680 --> 03:47:56,480
I feel a little bit like.

5499
03:47:56,780 --> 03:47:59,460
We've fucked up by not keeping the rate.

5500
03:48:00,560 --> 03:48:01,060
Go on.

5501
03:48:03,920 --> 03:48:04,680
I'm feeling.

5502
03:48:04,880 --> 03:48:06,280
Shall we get out of here now?

5503
03:48:06,420 --> 03:48:07,680
Or should we take on these clouds?

5504
03:48:09,040 --> 03:48:09,960
Or should we just leave?

5505
03:48:10,000 --> 03:48:11,120
With the boat fuel got.

5506
03:48:11,240 --> 03:48:11,940
It's all we needed.

5507
03:48:12,100 --> 03:48:12,900
Was the boat fuel.

5508
03:48:14,300 --> 03:48:14,740
Actually.

5509
03:48:14,800 --> 03:48:17,000
We're going the completely wrong way about going.

5510
03:48:17,320 --> 03:48:18,020
Or leaving anyway.

5511
03:48:18,140 --> 03:48:18,260
So.

5512
03:48:19,340 --> 03:48:20,160
How about that?

5513
03:48:20,700 --> 03:48:21,460
Present for you.

5514
03:48:21,560 --> 03:48:22,320
Present for you.

5515
03:48:27,600 --> 03:48:29,120
Lovely bit of business all together.

5516
03:48:30,740 --> 03:48:31,640
It's criminal.

5517
03:48:31,860 --> 03:48:32,340
It's beautiful.

5518
03:48:32,480 --> 03:48:32,960
This guy.

5519
03:48:34,040 --> 03:48:35,640
Absolutely wrong footed.

5520
03:48:36,520 --> 03:48:38,280
He chose the wrong day.

5521
03:48:38,440 --> 03:48:39,340
To give up the drink.

5522
03:48:40,880 --> 03:48:41,540
He should have come.

5523
03:48:41,660 --> 03:48:43,140
He should have come to the battle pissed.

5524
03:48:44,480 --> 03:48:45,460
Because that's sober.

5525
03:48:47,660 --> 03:48:48,780
That's sober man.

5526
03:48:48,780 --> 03:48:50,240
That's a sight for sore eyes in the end.

5527
03:48:51,340 --> 03:48:52,540
You're running in for the follow up kill.

5528
03:48:53,980 --> 03:48:54,580
CD Rob.

5529
03:48:54,640 --> 03:48:55,560
Thank you very much there.

5530
03:48:55,620 --> 03:48:56,440
From the 188.

5531
03:48:58,640 --> 03:48:59,040
Beautiful.

5532
03:48:59,180 --> 03:48:59,480
Beautiful.

5533
03:48:59,580 --> 03:48:59,880
Beautiful.

5534
03:49:00,020 --> 03:49:00,780
Thank you very much.

5535
03:49:00,960 --> 03:49:02,140
And Dr. Rainer.

5536
03:49:03,440 --> 03:49:03,920
Kinesia.

5537
03:49:04,060 --> 03:49:04,940
Thank you very much.

5538
03:49:06,080 --> 03:49:06,880
With the tip there.

5539
03:49:07,220 --> 03:49:08,020
How do we get up here?

5540
03:49:08,100 --> 03:49:08,840
There's a ladder back here.

5541
03:49:08,840 --> 03:49:09,260
Nice.

5542
03:49:09,380 --> 03:49:14,180
Thank you very much.

5543
03:49:16,800 --> 03:49:17,040
Yeah.

5544
03:49:17,140 --> 03:49:20,420
Grid Rain's asking us to play Bioshock 2071.

5545
03:49:21,200 --> 03:49:22,680
Metro 2033.

5546
03:49:23,880 --> 03:49:25,200
I think that's two different games.

5547
03:49:25,320 --> 03:49:25,480
Is it?

5548
03:49:25,620 --> 03:49:25,900
Metro.

5549
03:49:26,020 --> 03:49:27,120
That's the kind of.

5550
03:49:27,200 --> 03:49:27,720
Is it a.

5551
03:49:28,240 --> 03:49:31,160
Soviet Union apocalyptic wasteland vibe.

5552
03:49:32,860 --> 03:49:33,480
Fuck it.

5553
03:49:33,540 --> 03:49:34,380
I'm enjoying this.

5554
03:49:34,440 --> 03:49:35,340
This is really nice.

5555
03:49:35,340 --> 03:49:38,040
It's got some really nice flow to it right now.

5556
03:49:38,100 --> 03:49:39,120
I'm in a flow state.

5557
03:49:39,120 --> 03:49:46,560
I really feel like Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Willy Peppers is going to come out the woodwork.

5558
03:49:47,120 --> 03:49:47,940
And just say.

5559
03:49:48,680 --> 03:49:49,820
Heavy flow.

5560
03:49:51,460 --> 03:49:52,720
By the way.

5561
03:49:52,840 --> 03:49:55,300
I saw you take down that demon.

5562
03:49:56,280 --> 03:49:57,560
Fair fucking play.

5563
03:49:58,020 --> 03:49:59,520
Fair fucking play.

5564
03:50:00,120 --> 03:50:03,300
Because he's actually relocated to Battle of Sloan.

5565
03:50:03,380 --> 03:50:04,440
He speaks like that now.

5566
03:50:05,240 --> 03:50:06,340
And he's an old man.

5567
03:50:08,600 --> 03:50:09,860
Thank you very much there.

5568
03:50:09,980 --> 03:50:10,880
Viper Classics.

5569
03:50:11,660 --> 03:50:12,500
Check the last tip.

5570
03:50:12,860 --> 03:50:13,020
I did.

5571
03:50:13,220 --> 03:50:13,460
Viper.

5572
03:50:13,540 --> 03:50:14,240
Don't read this out.

5573
03:50:14,400 --> 03:50:15,560
Thank you very much there.

5574
03:50:17,980 --> 03:50:18,880
Thank you very much.

5575
03:50:18,980 --> 03:50:20,080
You're putting up clips.

5576
03:50:20,220 --> 03:50:20,940
Thank you very much.

5577
03:50:21,760 --> 03:50:22,660
Viper's Classics.

5578
03:50:22,920 --> 03:50:23,820
Very very kind of you.

5579
03:50:24,820 --> 03:50:26,040
Nina's best Daryl.

5580
03:50:26,100 --> 03:50:26,760
Thank you very much.

5581
03:50:27,260 --> 03:50:28,540
We don't really need to do anything here.

5582
03:50:28,600 --> 03:50:29,760
But we'll tune up our vest.

5583
03:50:30,760 --> 03:50:31,540
And our knife.

5584
03:50:31,780 --> 03:50:33,700
And we'll go at it hard with these fucking.

5585
03:50:33,980 --> 03:50:35,640
This big boy out in the yard.

5586
03:50:36,980 --> 03:50:38,020
Let's tune up the.

5587
03:50:38,020 --> 03:50:38,280
Uh.

5588
03:50:38,540 --> 03:50:38,960
Sniper.

5589
03:50:40,140 --> 03:50:41,720
There you are.

5590
03:50:42,140 --> 03:50:43,020
Reload speed.

5591
03:50:43,140 --> 03:50:43,460
Maybe.

5592
03:50:43,880 --> 03:50:44,240
Yeah.

5593
03:50:46,820 --> 03:50:53,580
Bit of finesse.

5594
03:50:53,580 --> 03:50:55,200
He's telling you you need a bit of finesse.

5595
03:50:55,460 --> 03:50:57,580
Reload that shotgun if you've got anything going.

5596
03:50:59,540 --> 03:51:01,000
Do a bit of craft work.

5597
03:51:02,400 --> 03:51:04,300
Bit of craft work for the shotgun shells.

5598
03:51:04,380 --> 03:51:04,920
Necessary.

5599
03:51:05,080 --> 03:51:05,620
Necessary.

5600
03:51:06,000 --> 03:51:07,080
Don't be examining it.

5601
03:51:09,920 --> 03:51:10,960
Good man yourself.

5602
03:51:13,700 --> 03:51:14,940
Don't be examining it.

5603
03:51:16,500 --> 03:51:17,180
Nothing going.

5604
03:51:17,340 --> 03:51:17,860
Nothing going.

5605
03:51:19,000 --> 03:51:20,020
In that box there.

5606
03:51:25,700 --> 03:51:26,100
Okay.

5607
03:51:26,160 --> 03:51:26,780
So it could be on.

5608
03:51:26,900 --> 03:51:27,560
We could do this.

5609
03:51:27,780 --> 03:51:28,580
We could do the fucking.

5610
03:51:30,900 --> 03:51:31,980
We've got five minutes.

5611
03:51:32,220 --> 03:51:34,500
We've got seven or eight minutes to kill this con.

5612
03:51:35,800 --> 03:51:37,260
And we know he takes a bit of time.

5613
03:51:37,260 --> 03:51:41,040
You have to hop on the boat.

5614
03:51:41,380 --> 03:51:43,340
You mean I don't kill the big cunt now.

5615
03:51:45,960 --> 03:51:46,980
Oh my god.

5616
03:51:47,240 --> 03:51:47,940
I'm going to be.

5617
03:51:48,440 --> 03:51:49,440
Callow Lake in it.

5618
03:51:51,520 --> 03:51:53,260
You have to do the Callow Lake bit.

5619
03:51:53,340 --> 03:51:54,080
Before you do.

5620
03:51:55,260 --> 03:51:55,880
So hang on.

5621
03:51:56,040 --> 03:51:57,340
If you do the sea beast.

5622
03:51:57,340 --> 03:51:58,640
Does that end that chapter?

5623
03:51:59,480 --> 03:51:59,800
Okay.

5624
03:52:02,120 --> 03:52:04,780
It's been almost eight minutes for the last 20 minutes.

5625
03:52:04,780 --> 03:52:09,200
So I do the fucking sea beast.

5626
03:52:09,360 --> 03:52:11,380
Does that end the chapter if I kill the sea beast?

5627
03:52:14,140 --> 03:52:15,960
Thank you very much Callow Lake and Nina.

5628
03:52:17,680 --> 03:52:19,080
Oh the boat is not here.

5629
03:52:19,220 --> 03:52:20,040
It's out in the air.

5630
03:52:20,220 --> 03:52:20,940
Oh fuck.

5631
03:52:22,060 --> 03:52:22,380
Okay.

5632
03:52:22,740 --> 03:52:23,280
Aram flood.

5633
03:52:23,380 --> 03:52:24,800
We're about to flood the fucking.

5634
03:52:24,980 --> 03:52:27,240
We're about to flood each and everyone's eyes.

5635
03:52:27,240 --> 03:52:30,240
With some electric eel paste gameplay.

5636
03:52:31,240 --> 03:52:32,680
If you don't know what you're doing.

5637
03:52:33,060 --> 03:52:34,300
I suggest you go to bed now.

5638
03:52:34,300 --> 03:52:36,520
Because you're not going to fucking like what you see.

5639
03:52:36,580 --> 03:52:37,500
It's going to keep you awake.

5640
03:52:38,020 --> 03:52:40,120
I have to be really handy with the spears.

5641
03:52:42,220 --> 03:52:43,120
Fucking Britney.

5642
03:52:43,960 --> 03:52:44,900
To the max.

5643
03:52:45,060 --> 03:52:45,540
I have to be.

5644
03:52:46,000 --> 03:52:47,000
Brick shit house.

5645
03:52:47,100 --> 03:52:48,020
Britney shit house.

5646
03:52:48,140 --> 03:52:48,780
With the spears.

5647
03:52:50,760 --> 03:52:51,740
Doesn't even make sense.

5648
03:52:51,780 --> 03:52:52,340
It's not even good.

5649
03:52:52,560 --> 03:52:54,940
I'm just fucking running on gas fumes.

5650
03:52:55,260 --> 03:52:55,840
At the moment.

5651
03:52:56,980 --> 03:52:58,200
We're streaming for three.

5652
03:52:59,280 --> 03:53:00,720
Hours and 55 minutes.

5653
03:53:01,980 --> 03:53:03,320
And if I can do this.

5654
03:53:03,680 --> 03:53:05,740
This is against all odds now guys.

5655
03:53:05,940 --> 03:53:07,080
If I do this first time.

5656
03:53:07,320 --> 03:53:09,300
You know a boss fight usually takes a few goals.

5657
03:53:09,440 --> 03:53:09,540
So.

5658
03:53:10,200 --> 03:53:10,920
If this is on.

5659
03:53:11,580 --> 03:53:12,760
Then it's fucking on.

5660
03:53:13,280 --> 03:53:15,000
By the power of Frankie Schoonz.

5661
03:53:16,140 --> 03:53:17,400
Let's get this fucking done.

5662
03:53:18,480 --> 03:53:18,980
Stop talking.

5663
03:53:19,080 --> 03:53:20,060
I get into the boat.

5664
03:53:21,980 --> 03:53:22,600
Here we go.

5665
03:53:22,820 --> 03:53:23,340
Here we go.

5666
03:53:24,020 --> 03:53:24,540
Here we go.

5667
03:53:24,540 --> 03:53:49,440
Here we go. Skip cutscene. There's one for the fucking treble. Two for the base. Which I'll stop talking shite, I'll just do it. Ah, I'm missing, I'm missing, I'm missing. Here we go.

5668
03:53:49,440 --> 03:54:17,580
That's it. Ah, the boat's taking damage. I need to dodge the cunt when he comes up for the attacks. I need to dodge him when he comes up for the attacks. The boat is already halfway damaged. It's gonna take, it's gonna take a lot of fucking guts and glory to do this in one go now.

5669
03:54:17,580 --> 03:54:22,020
Where's he gone?

5670
03:54:29,940 --> 03:54:31,840
Think you can swallow me whole, huh?

5671
03:54:32,400 --> 03:54:34,660
Why is Leon talking to a fucking creature?

5672
03:54:37,180 --> 03:54:37,700
Run!

5673
03:54:37,940 --> 03:54:38,380
Good damn.

5674
03:54:39,520 --> 03:54:40,040
Oh.

5675
03:54:42,860 --> 03:54:44,560
I don't know why I said run.

5676
03:54:45,220 --> 03:54:48,400
I just shouted run there and we're actually in a boat.

5677
03:54:49,600 --> 03:54:49,920
That's it.

5678
03:54:50,680 --> 03:54:51,420
We're fucked.

5679
03:54:51,960 --> 03:54:52,720
We're fucked.

5680
03:54:54,480 --> 03:54:58,920
Yeah, why is he trash talking a fucking, uh, a beast that lives in the water?

5681
03:54:59,020 --> 03:54:59,860
Obviously has no...

5682
03:55:01,240 --> 03:55:05,060
...fucking cognitive ability to understand language or anything.

5683
03:55:06,260 --> 03:55:08,580
If it did, it'd be on land doing deals.

5684
03:55:10,720 --> 03:55:12,020
Statistics, thank you very much.

5685
03:55:12,900 --> 03:55:13,940
Very, very kind of you.

5686
03:55:15,380 --> 03:55:17,640
If he could chat, he'd be on land doing deals.

5687
03:55:19,820 --> 03:55:20,620
Ah, that's...

5688
03:55:21,300 --> 03:55:23,380
That's the fucking dream over.

5689
03:55:24,600 --> 03:55:25,560
We've got three minutes.

5690
03:55:28,640 --> 03:55:29,700
We've got three minutes.

5691
03:55:32,400 --> 03:55:35,700
So when he comes at me the first time, I need to throw the spear into his mouth.

5692
03:55:35,900 --> 03:55:37,700
And then you duck and dodge.

5693
03:55:38,760 --> 03:55:39,700
The second time.

5694
03:55:39,720 --> 03:55:41,220
Zurich tip.ie.

5695
03:55:41,640 --> 03:55:42,420
Oh my god.

5696
03:55:42,500 --> 03:55:43,540
There's CD-ROM as well.

5697
03:55:43,620 --> 03:55:44,400
It's a...

5698
03:55:44,400 --> 03:55:44,400
I have to...

5699
03:55:44,400 --> 03:55:45,400
I have to...

5700
03:55:45,400 --> 03:55:49,700
I'm doing this for you, CD-ROM.

5701
03:55:50,360 --> 03:55:51,840
I really am doing this for you.

5702
03:55:54,720 --> 03:55:56,740
CD, thank you very much.

5703
03:55:58,040 --> 03:56:00,740
I might just take over the Comcast from here on in.

5704
03:56:01,040 --> 03:56:02,620
Francis is doing well.

5705
03:56:02,960 --> 03:56:05,020
He's looking to lob spears into the back of the beach.

5706
03:56:05,280 --> 03:56:07,180
He's got a fucking nasty big tail on it.

5707
03:56:07,480 --> 03:56:08,140
And he's doing well.

5708
03:56:08,180 --> 03:56:11,700
He's so far managed to land all five out of five spears he's thrown at the beach.

5709
03:56:12,120 --> 03:56:13,080
What can he do next?

5710
03:56:13,460 --> 03:56:13,900
And we got...

5711
03:56:13,900 --> 03:56:17,960
He has to make sure he is ready for the fucker when he comes back up.

5712
03:56:18,220 --> 03:56:18,760
The second time.

5713
03:56:18,800 --> 03:56:19,140
Here we go.

5714
03:56:19,800 --> 03:56:20,600
And that's lovely.

5715
03:56:20,840 --> 03:56:21,400
That's lovely.

5716
03:56:22,200 --> 03:56:24,000
Seemingly, he could have actually dodged him.

5717
03:56:24,000 --> 03:56:28,720
I was going to have to dodge him again.

5718
03:56:28,820 --> 03:56:30,380
Thanks very much for the tip of the Leviathan.

5719
03:56:30,580 --> 03:56:34,400
And also to CD-ROM who threw in an extra bit of fucking affection.

5720
03:56:34,840 --> 03:56:36,360
The likes of which has never been seen.

5721
03:56:36,540 --> 03:56:38,360
It's quite spectacular.

5722
03:56:39,000 --> 03:56:41,640
It's really set the tone and the standard.

5723
03:56:42,120 --> 03:56:45,220
And it really means that we're going to have to deliver an epic piece of game.

5724
03:56:46,220 --> 03:56:51,260
In order to just fucking bestow gratitude upon.

5725
03:56:51,260 --> 03:56:52,620
Look at this.

5726
03:56:52,700 --> 03:56:53,020
Lovely.

5727
03:56:53,180 --> 03:56:56,480
He's landing everything, it's fucking nice. I should do the commentary more often here.

5728
03:56:57,740 --> 03:56:59,540
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

5729
03:57:00,940 --> 03:57:03,160
Lovely stuff, keep looking, keep your head about ya.

5730
03:57:03,660 --> 03:57:05,540
Hawksbiscuit, thanks very much for the tip.

5731
03:57:06,600 --> 03:57:08,940
Now lay, you need to move, you need to move.

5732
03:57:11,440 --> 03:57:13,020
You need to move when he comes up.

5733
03:57:13,920 --> 03:57:15,720
Pass and move with the Liverpool Grove.

5734
03:57:15,840 --> 03:57:22,460
Make sure you don't get fucking boshed in by those pieces of wood and floating oak, bog oak,

5735
03:57:22,560 --> 03:57:23,680
fucking threes and whatnot.

5736
03:57:24,620 --> 03:57:28,080
That's a lovely bit of business. You're landing everything here. Landini.

5737
03:57:28,980 --> 03:57:32,100
Fucking Landini. How many of these can you take, the cunt?

5738
03:57:33,180 --> 03:57:35,680
That's nice. That's really nice.

5739
03:57:38,200 --> 03:57:38,940
Come on.

5740
03:57:41,380 --> 03:57:42,220
Britney Spears.

5741
03:57:48,840 --> 03:57:49,360
Whoa.

5742
03:57:50,620 --> 03:57:51,940
That's nice. He's...

5743
03:57:51,940 --> 03:57:52,980
He's fading.

5744
03:57:52,980 --> 03:57:53,100
He's fading.

5745
03:57:53,100 --> 03:57:54,320
He's fading.

5746
03:57:57,320 --> 03:57:58,320
Fade to one.

5747
03:58:00,900 --> 03:58:03,140
You're doing well, make sure you don't get fucking clattered.

5748
03:58:06,740 --> 03:58:08,640
Francis is using his spear now, sir.

5749
03:58:09,000 --> 03:58:10,060
Tactical spearage.

5750
03:58:11,340 --> 03:58:12,160
Where is he gone?

5751
03:58:12,320 --> 03:58:12,840
There's cunt.

5752
03:58:13,980 --> 03:58:15,020
He's over in the distance.

5753
03:58:20,060 --> 03:58:21,220
I am absolutely...

5754
03:58:21,220 --> 03:58:22,220
I am absolutely...

5755
03:58:22,220 --> 03:58:25,440
Over the moon with what I've landed.

5756
03:58:25,440 --> 03:58:26,660
But it's gonna come back.

5757
03:58:26,700 --> 03:58:28,460
He's gonna come back and I'm gonna be fucked.

5758
03:58:37,020 --> 03:58:37,840
Conor McGregor.

5759
03:58:37,900 --> 03:58:39,100
Thank you very much for the tip.

5760
03:58:39,580 --> 03:58:41,000
We've gotta get a couple of more spears.

5761
03:58:41,100 --> 03:58:41,440
I've been...

5762
03:58:41,440 --> 03:58:41,980
Oh, fuck.

5763
03:58:42,940 --> 03:58:45,220
I've been landing them so sweetly.

5764
03:58:46,660 --> 03:58:48,320
It's been like fucking...

5765
03:58:48,320 --> 03:58:53,540
Watching the Greeks out at Mount Olympus throw spears off the top of Mount Olympus.

5766
03:58:53,900 --> 03:58:55,020
And all the cunts underneath.

5767
03:58:56,300 --> 03:58:56,900
Come on.

5768
03:58:57,200 --> 03:58:58,060
I'm talking shite.

5769
03:58:58,100 --> 03:58:58,860
I'm not landing them.

5770
03:59:05,860 --> 03:59:07,200
Focus on the game.

5771
03:59:08,360 --> 03:59:10,540
And all will become reality.

5772
03:59:13,500 --> 03:59:14,700
Your dreams...

5773
03:59:14,700 --> 03:59:16,980
Your dreams will become reality.

5774
03:59:21,800 --> 03:59:22,940
Oh, fuck.

5775
03:59:23,280 --> 03:59:24,780
You won't take one more of those.

5776
03:59:25,240 --> 03:59:26,840
One more of those and you're fucked.

5777
03:59:26,840 --> 03:59:45,180
How bad is it?

5778
03:59:45,180 --> 03:59:46,280
Is he gonna take the cut?

5779
03:59:49,100 --> 03:59:50,480
Oh, you bastard.

5780
03:59:54,960 --> 03:59:57,200
I can't believe it.

5781
03:59:57,900 --> 03:59:59,000
Really can't believe it.

5782
03:59:59,360 --> 04:00:01,120
So close to setting the...

5783
04:00:01,120 --> 04:00:02,400
We've gone two minutes over.

5784
04:00:02,620 --> 04:00:03,640
We've gone two minutes over.

5785
04:00:05,060 --> 04:00:08,560
The speed run for this segment, unfortunately, is not great.

5786
04:00:08,660 --> 04:00:12,220
However, it will resume after we've done the fucking beasting.

5787
04:00:14,480 --> 04:00:16,540
Fuck me, it's getting hot in here.

5788
04:00:24,540 --> 04:00:25,480
We're gonna do it.

5789
04:00:25,840 --> 04:00:26,680
We're gonna do it.

5790
04:00:26,980 --> 04:00:28,720
We're gonna really make it happen.

5791
04:00:28,960 --> 04:00:29,800
We're gonna do it.

5792
04:00:29,880 --> 04:00:30,560
We're gonna do it.

5793
04:00:31,000 --> 04:00:32,780
We're gonna really make it happen.

5794
04:00:33,100 --> 04:00:33,840
We're gonna do it.

5795
04:00:33,900 --> 04:00:34,580
We're gonna do it.

5796
04:00:34,920 --> 04:00:36,700
We're gonna really make it happen.

5797
04:00:39,300 --> 04:00:40,740
I'll just leave it to you, Tom.

5798
04:00:42,640 --> 04:00:43,860
You're basically leaving it to me.

5799
04:00:43,860 --> 04:00:44,820
I'm gonna tell you.

5800
04:00:44,820 --> 04:00:44,820
I'm gonna tell you.

5801
04:00:44,820 --> 04:00:48,800
You're gonna have to really fucking do it better than you did the last time as well.

5802
04:00:48,920 --> 04:00:50,980
And I didn't think you could actually do any better.

5803
04:00:51,520 --> 04:00:53,320
The way you landed these spears the last day.

5804
04:00:53,780 --> 04:00:54,600
Fucking mental.

5805
04:00:57,180 --> 04:00:57,740
And that's one.

5806
04:00:57,800 --> 04:00:58,680
You're going for the tail.

5807
04:00:59,260 --> 04:00:59,940
It's a great...

5808
04:00:59,940 --> 04:01:02,040
It's a tail he won't be able to live to tell.

5809
04:01:02,500 --> 04:01:05,700
You got lucky with the fucking dodging him when he was coming up to bite you.

5810
04:01:06,340 --> 04:01:07,460
Like that the last time.

5811
04:01:08,320 --> 04:01:09,240
You got lucky there.

5812
04:01:10,800 --> 04:01:12,360
You might not say that's lucky.

5813
04:01:13,020 --> 04:01:13,880
I'd say that's lucky.

5814
04:01:18,340 --> 04:01:24,980
Actually, don't really know how this guy is operating with so many spears in his tail.

5815
04:01:24,980 --> 04:01:28,080
Obviously, he's a cold-blooded creature.

5816
04:01:28,220 --> 04:01:32,700
Is he part of the mammalian subset or phylum or whatever that is?

5817
04:01:33,320 --> 04:01:33,940
Is he a mammal?

5818
04:01:35,420 --> 04:01:36,500
Can he feel pain?

5819
04:01:36,580 --> 04:01:37,340
He's cold-blooded.

5820
04:01:37,480 --> 04:01:38,460
Do they feel pain?

5821
04:01:38,940 --> 04:01:40,700
I mean, I say he's cold-blooded.

5822
04:01:40,700 --> 04:01:42,180
He's bleeding red.

5823
04:01:45,620 --> 04:01:46,580
Yeah, I think...

5824
04:01:46,580 --> 04:01:51,880
I think all animals, whether they're cold-blooded or hot, bleed red blood.

5825
04:01:52,080 --> 04:01:53,600
Like, you know, you don't get blue blood.

5826
04:01:55,680 --> 04:01:57,200
Oh, for fuck's sake.

5827
04:02:00,820 --> 04:02:02,600
Just focus on the creature.

5828
04:02:02,600 --> 04:02:05,240
Because we'll be here all fucking night.

5829
04:02:09,240 --> 04:02:14,040
And your reputation as a hotshot game deluxer is going to be a steak.

5830
04:02:15,040 --> 04:02:19,360
The only steak you should be thinking about is the steaks you're putting through this fucking's back.

5831
04:02:21,300 --> 04:02:30,340
He's a mancut. He's a bad apple! Watch the attacks! Watch his attacks!

5832
04:02:43,460 --> 04:02:45,460
Lovely. Lovely bit of juice.

5833
04:02:45,460 --> 04:03:14,580
Fuck. I hope we can keep this going. Alright, he's gonna pop up again like a fucking pop-up book. Over there. It's like Shadow of the Colossus, this book. There's a fella in Shadow of the Colossus that's a sea fucker like him. And now he's gonna pop up out the Nowheresville and come towards me.

5834
04:03:14,580 --> 04:03:16,580
Okay, here we go.

5835
04:03:16,580 --> 04:03:30,580
I thought for a second he was gonna destroy the boat there. I was like, "I just speared your fucking head, man. You're telling me you're destroying the boat."

5836
04:03:30,580 --> 04:03:52,580
He's a cunt. But he's a... He's a smart cunt. You know, he's... He's not stupid. But he's stupid enough because we will end up eventually killing him.

5837
04:03:52,580 --> 04:04:12,580
I'm in two minds, you know. I think this guy... Oh, why'd I throw... I threw the spear when he was in the air. I think this guy and Salazar are the hardest. Oh, you fucking asswipe.

5838
04:04:12,580 --> 04:04:22,580
I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

5839
04:04:22,580 --> 04:04:26,580
Game Boy. Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

5840
04:04:26,580 --> 04:04:34,580
Thank you very much there. Conor McGregor, CD-ROM, Pox Biscuit, Leviathan, CD-ROM.

5841
04:04:34,580 --> 04:04:42,580
This is it now. Last one. Bedtime. Bedtime.

5842
04:04:57,580 --> 04:04:59,580
You have been peddling lies.

5843
04:05:01,580 --> 04:05:02,580
Here we go.

5844
04:05:02,580 --> 04:05:08,580
Pat Kenny's sea creature mysteries.

5845
04:05:08,580 --> 04:05:13,580
Aw, come on. You're fucking joking me, man.

5846
04:05:13,580 --> 04:05:15,580
They're going through him.

5847
04:05:23,580 --> 04:05:25,580
I'm trying to hit the cunt when he's on the break.

5848
04:05:25,580 --> 04:05:27,580
The counter attack.

5849
04:05:27,580 --> 04:05:40,580
Another, um... reason I was thinking I shouldn't be doing this stream during earlier hours is...

5850
04:05:40,580 --> 04:05:44,580
I just... the language is... it's so crass.

5851
04:05:44,580 --> 04:05:46,580
Like, I can't stop swearing.

5852
04:05:46,580 --> 04:05:49,580
I just can't fucking stop swearing.

5853
04:05:49,580 --> 04:05:52,580
I've tried in the past.

5854
04:05:52,580 --> 04:05:55,580
I've tried using a sensor button.

5855
04:05:55,580 --> 04:05:57,580
It just doesn't work.

5856
04:05:57,580 --> 04:05:59,580
There we go.

5857
04:05:59,580 --> 04:06:00,580
Here we go.

5858
04:06:04,140 --> 04:06:06,560
Right in your fucking skull, man.

5859
04:06:08,060 --> 04:06:09,580
Total boltin'.

5860
04:06:10,580 --> 04:06:11,260
Oh!

5861
04:06:27,180 --> 04:06:56,780
Yeah, I only got like that because I'd be doing streams earlier in the day and people would be going, "Ah, come on, man. There's kids watching and shit like that." And I'd be like, "Who's letting their fucking kids on the internet without any supervision anyway?" You know, that's not my problem, is it? But then there was someone saying the same fucking thing and it's like, they're a long-term viewer. Or long-time viewer from the day one era.

5862
04:06:56,780 --> 04:07:13,280
And, uh, it's like I'm doing them a favor by, by not effing and fucking jeffing around the place, you know? Ah, straight into that now. I need to just focus on this, otherwise I'm gonna have a grim awakening.

5863
04:07:16,780 --> 04:07:19,280
Look at that. It's like a dinosaur, man.

5864
04:07:24,280 --> 04:07:25,280
Jurassic pork.

5865
04:07:38,780 --> 04:07:44,280
I'm gonna get fucking killed again with, with the last bit of health that I have on the boat, I know it.

5866
04:07:56,780 --> 04:07:57,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5867
04:07:57,780 --> 04:07:57,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5868
04:07:57,780 --> 04:07:58,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5869
04:07:58,780 --> 04:07:59,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5870
04:07:59,780 --> 04:08:00,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5871
04:08:00,780 --> 04:08:01,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5872
04:08:01,780 --> 04:08:02,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5873
04:08:02,780 --> 04:08:03,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5874
04:08:03,780 --> 04:08:04,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5875
04:08:04,780 --> 04:08:05,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5876
04:08:05,780 --> 04:08:06,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5877
04:08:06,780 --> 04:08:07,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5878
04:08:07,780 --> 04:08:08,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5879
04:08:08,780 --> 04:08:09,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5880
04:08:09,780 --> 04:08:10,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5881
04:08:10,780 --> 04:08:11,780
I'm gonna get a little bit of a boat.

5882
04:08:11,780 --> 04:08:15,780
You got him in the head.

5883
04:08:15,780 --> 04:08:17,780
How did you- how did that not stop him?

5884
04:08:23,780 --> 04:08:25,780
Pandem Felix, thanks very much for the tip.

5885
04:08:25,780 --> 04:08:27,780
I hope you're getting on well.

5886
04:08:27,780 --> 04:08:30,780
Hope you're getting on really well.

5887
04:08:30,780 --> 04:08:31,780
Thank you very much.

5888
04:08:35,780 --> 04:08:36,780
Oh man.

5889
04:08:36,780 --> 04:08:39,780
It's more like I set the goals for myself

5890
04:08:39,780 --> 04:08:41,780
as wanting to do the stream-

5891
04:08:41,780 --> 04:08:43,780
the chapter in an hour.

5892
04:08:43,780 --> 04:08:44,780
And it's going so well.

5893
04:08:45,780 --> 04:08:46,780
I just fucked it all away.

5894
04:08:47,780 --> 04:08:48,780
Pissballing about.

5895
04:08:51,780 --> 04:08:52,780
I should just go back to playing

5896
04:08:52,780 --> 04:08:54,780
fucking Pat Kenny's Castle Mysteries.

5897
04:08:55,780 --> 04:08:57,780
And leave the big games to the big boys.

5898
04:08:57,780 --> 04:08:59,780
Cause I ain't got it anymore.

5899
04:09:03,780 --> 04:09:04,780
Don't beat yourself down, yeah.

5900
04:09:04,780 --> 04:09:06,780
I mean, beat yourself...

5901
04:09:06,780 --> 04:09:08,780
about the head or anything like that.

5902
04:09:08,780 --> 04:09:09,780
You're out.

5903
04:09:09,780 --> 04:09:10,780
You're out.

5904
04:09:10,780 --> 04:09:11,780
You're in quality.

5905
04:09:11,780 --> 04:09:12,780
And you've got the quality.

5906
04:09:12,780 --> 04:09:14,780
You know you can beat the Kelo Lake monster.

5907
04:09:19,780 --> 04:09:21,780
Kelo Lake monster, thanks very much for the tip.

5908
04:09:21,780 --> 04:09:22,780
Here we go.

5909
04:09:22,780 --> 04:09:23,780
Kelo Lake Volume 6.

5910
04:09:23,780 --> 04:09:24,780
Here we go.

5911
04:09:24,780 --> 04:09:25,780
Take 6.

5912
04:09:25,780 --> 04:09:26,780
Or take 5.

5913
04:09:26,780 --> 04:09:27,780
Take 4.

5914
04:09:27,780 --> 04:09:27,780
Fuck early.

5915
04:09:27,780 --> 04:09:40,780
You be feeling that in the morning, the cut.

5916
04:09:41,780 --> 04:09:43,780
Nice dodging, nice dodging.

5917
04:09:43,780 --> 04:09:44,780
Remember to dodge.

5918
04:09:44,780 --> 04:09:45,780
Don't get too comfortable.

5919
04:09:45,780 --> 04:09:48,780
This fucker eats guns like you for breakfast.

5920
04:09:48,780 --> 04:09:49,780
Lunch and dinner.

5921
04:09:49,780 --> 04:09:50,780
He's a finger lickin' winner.

5922
04:09:50,780 --> 04:09:51,780
He's a big ol' bastard.

5923
04:09:51,780 --> 04:09:52,780
He's a meeeeeed ol' bastard.

5924
04:09:52,780 --> 04:09:53,780
He's got ya.

5925
04:09:53,780 --> 04:09:54,780
Right where he wants ya the cut.

5926
04:09:54,780 --> 04:09:55,780
You need to sabotage his fuckin' dreams.

5927
04:09:55,780 --> 04:09:56,780
Sorry about the swearing.

5928
04:09:56,780 --> 04:09:56,780
That's it.

5929
04:09:56,780 --> 04:09:57,780
You're landing these really nice.

5930
04:09:57,780 --> 04:09:58,780
That's it.

5931
04:09:58,780 --> 04:10:28,080
He's a big old bastard. He's a meeeeeead old bastard. He's got ya. Right where he wants you, the cut. You need to sabotage his fuckin' dreams. Sorry about the swearing. That's it. Your lantern is really nice. That's it. That's what you got the last time. That's what you got the last time. Full fuckin' boat of health. You're doing well.

5932
04:10:28,080 --> 04:10:57,380
Move, move, move! You got it! Oh! Sweet baby Jessup. That was nice. That was really nice. You managed to dodge him and you got a Britney Spears into the gullet. How's that fuck, nuggets? We're not playing games now. Every trick in the book needs to be utilized. He's shrivin' and he's writhin'. What's he at now? Where's he playin'? Where's he playin' now?

5933
04:10:57,380 --> 04:10:59,380
Okay.

5934
04:10:59,380 --> 04:11:01,380
Fuck yeah.

5935
04:11:01,380 --> 04:11:03,380
Smell the glove.

5936
04:11:03,380 --> 04:11:05,380
Andy Gorham. Thank you very much.

5937
04:11:09,380 --> 04:11:11,380
Fuckin' hell.

5938
04:11:13,380 --> 04:11:15,380
Yes! Take that!

5939
04:11:15,380 --> 04:11:17,380
Take that!

5940
04:11:17,380 --> 04:11:21,380
How did you get on in Harkand, Siegel?

5941
04:11:21,380 --> 04:11:23,380
He rainbow-throtted you there, it was over.

5942
04:11:23,380 --> 04:11:27,380
Tried to do the Vinnie Jr. on you.

5943
04:11:27,380 --> 04:11:29,380
And he did it.

5944
04:11:39,380 --> 04:11:41,380
Fuck you.

5945
04:11:41,380 --> 04:11:43,380
Go ahead, Francis. Get him.

5946
04:11:43,380 --> 04:11:45,380
Get him.

5947
04:11:45,380 --> 04:11:47,380
Higgins Harpoon, thank you.

5948
04:11:47,380 --> 04:11:49,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5949
04:11:49,380 --> 04:11:51,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5950
04:11:51,380 --> 04:11:53,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5951
04:11:53,380 --> 04:11:55,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5952
04:11:55,380 --> 04:11:57,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5953
04:11:57,380 --> 04:11:59,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5954
04:11:59,380 --> 04:12:01,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5955
04:12:01,380 --> 04:12:03,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5956
04:12:03,380 --> 04:12:05,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5957
04:12:05,380 --> 04:12:07,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5958
04:12:07,380 --> 04:12:09,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5959
04:12:09,380 --> 04:12:11,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5960
04:12:11,380 --> 04:12:13,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5961
04:12:13,380 --> 04:12:15,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5962
04:12:15,380 --> 04:12:17,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5963
04:12:17,380 --> 04:12:19,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5964
04:12:19,380 --> 04:12:21,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5965
04:12:21,380 --> 04:12:23,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5966
04:12:23,380 --> 04:12:25,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5967
04:12:25,380 --> 04:12:27,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5968
04:12:27,380 --> 04:12:29,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5969
04:12:29,380 --> 04:12:31,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5970
04:12:31,380 --> 04:12:33,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5971
04:12:33,380 --> 04:12:35,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5972
04:12:35,380 --> 04:12:37,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5973
04:12:37,380 --> 04:12:39,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

5974
04:12:39,380 --> 04:12:41,380
You've peddled your lines all over the world.

5975
04:12:41,380 --> 04:12:43,380
Is that the best you can come up with?

5976
04:12:45,380 --> 04:12:47,380
Oh, fuck.

5977
04:12:47,380 --> 04:12:49,380
Sorry about the language there.

5978
04:12:49,380 --> 04:12:51,380
On Tommy's behalf and mine.

5979
04:12:53,380 --> 04:12:55,380
Fuck.

5980
04:12:59,380 --> 04:13:01,380
I'm gonna do it.

5981
04:13:01,380 --> 04:13:02,380
I'm gonna do it.

5982
04:13:02,380 --> 04:13:05,380
But I just really anticipated on getting it done for its time.

5983
04:13:05,380 --> 04:13:07,380
Like a fucking legend.

5984
04:13:07,380 --> 04:13:09,380
Now I look like not a legend.

5985
04:13:13,380 --> 04:13:15,380
In fairness to you.

5986
04:13:15,380 --> 04:13:20,380
I think you don't really look like much of a legend at this time when I play in this game, do you know?

5987
04:13:20,380 --> 04:13:22,380
So I mean, just do your best.

5988
04:13:24,380 --> 04:13:26,380
Don't take it away from me, Tom.

5989
04:13:26,380 --> 04:13:28,380
Don't take it away from me.

5990
04:13:29,380 --> 04:13:31,380
I feel like...

5991
04:13:31,380 --> 04:13:33,380
Like right now I could fucking...

5992
04:13:33,380 --> 04:13:35,380
Really shake the gaming world.

5993
04:13:35,380 --> 04:13:37,380
To its core.

5994
04:13:41,380 --> 04:13:43,380
It really is like battling the beast from the boat.

5995
04:13:47,380 --> 04:13:49,380
It really is exciting.

5996
04:13:49,380 --> 04:13:51,380
Battling the beast from the boat.

5997
04:13:51,380 --> 04:13:53,380
Says Blue Sky.

5998
04:13:54,380 --> 04:13:55,380
And I gotta tell you.

5999
04:13:55,380 --> 04:13:57,380
Right here, right now.

6000
04:13:57,380 --> 04:13:59,380
Landing these fucking spears.

6001
04:14:01,380 --> 04:14:03,380
The way I'm landing these spears in this cunt.

6002
04:14:03,380 --> 04:14:04,380
Yeah.

6003
04:14:04,380 --> 04:14:05,380
I gotta say.

6004
04:14:07,380 --> 04:14:08,380
It feels great.

6005
04:14:08,380 --> 04:14:09,380
And then some.

6006
04:14:09,380 --> 04:14:10,380
Not gonna lie, guys.

6007
04:14:11,380 --> 04:14:12,380
NGL.

6008
04:14:13,380 --> 04:14:14,380
Not gonna lie.

6009
04:14:14,380 --> 04:14:16,380
I thought I really fell off.

6010
04:14:17,380 --> 04:14:20,380
When I was getting defeated by the fucking sea creature the last time.

6011
04:14:22,380 --> 04:14:23,380
But NGL.

6012
04:14:23,380 --> 04:14:24,380
Not gonna lie.

6013
04:14:24,380 --> 04:14:25,380
What I'm...

6014
04:14:25,380 --> 04:14:27,380
The shit I'm doing right now.

6015
04:14:27,380 --> 04:14:28,380
It's fucking wild.

6016
04:14:28,380 --> 04:14:29,380
Yeah.

6017
04:14:29,380 --> 04:14:30,380
And I'm here for it.

6018
04:14:31,380 --> 04:14:32,380
I'm here for it.

6019
04:14:32,380 --> 04:14:33,380
I'm here for it.

6020
04:14:33,380 --> 04:14:34,380
You can swallow me whole, huh?

6021
04:14:37,380 --> 04:14:38,380
If there's any more fucking...

6022
04:14:40,380 --> 04:14:41,380
Caste like that I can incorporate.

6023
04:14:41,380 --> 04:14:43,380
Please prompt me and I'll use it.

6024
04:14:43,380 --> 04:14:44,380
It's fire, yeah.

6025
04:14:44,380 --> 04:14:45,380
Not gonna lie.

6026
04:14:45,380 --> 04:14:46,380
The shit...

6027
04:14:46,380 --> 04:14:49,380
The shit I'm laying down on this piece right now.

6028
04:14:49,380 --> 04:14:50,380
Oh fuck.

6029
04:14:50,380 --> 04:14:51,380
Oh fuck.

6030
04:14:55,380 --> 04:14:56,380
For real.

6031
04:14:58,380 --> 04:14:59,380
For real.

6032
04:15:08,380 --> 04:15:09,380
Fuck.

6033
04:15:10,380 --> 04:15:11,380
This...

6034
04:15:11,380 --> 04:15:12,380
This comes is mid.

6035
04:15:16,380 --> 04:15:18,380
This sea creature is mid, man.

6036
04:15:18,380 --> 04:15:20,380
The spears I've been landing.

6037
04:15:21,380 --> 04:15:22,380
Not gonna lie.

6038
04:15:22,380 --> 04:15:23,380
They're flames.

6039
04:15:25,380 --> 04:15:26,380
For real.

6040
04:15:26,380 --> 04:15:26,380
For real.

6041
04:15:26,380 --> 04:15:27,380
This shit...

6042
04:15:27,380 --> 04:15:29,380
The shit I've been fucking doing to this cunt.

6043
04:15:35,380 --> 04:15:36,380
I gotta say.

6044
04:15:36,380 --> 04:15:38,380
I thought this guy was gonna be...

6045
04:15:38,380 --> 04:15:39,380
A lot stronger.

6046
04:15:40,380 --> 04:15:42,380
That isn't even a fucking new way of saying stuff.

6047
04:15:43,380 --> 04:15:45,380
But I started off with the not gonna lie.

6048
04:15:46,380 --> 04:15:47,380
Which is a way of...

6049
04:15:47,380 --> 04:15:48,380
New way of saying stuff.

6050
04:15:49,380 --> 04:15:50,380
Okay.

6051
04:15:50,380 --> 04:15:51,380
Not gonna lie.

6052
04:15:51,380 --> 04:15:53,380
This low key fucking beast is mid, man.

6053
04:15:54,380 --> 04:15:58,380
Why does this mid cunt keep jumping out the water like that, man?

6054
04:15:58,380 --> 04:15:59,380
For real.

6055
04:15:59,380 --> 04:16:00,380
For real.

6056
04:16:00,380 --> 04:16:01,380
For real, man.

6057
04:16:01,380 --> 04:16:01,380
For real.

6058
04:16:01,380 --> 04:16:02,380
For real, man.

6059
04:16:07,380 --> 04:16:08,380
Say less.

6060
04:16:08,380 --> 04:16:09,380
Spear more.

6061
04:16:09,380 --> 04:16:10,380
Oh yeah.

6062
04:16:10,380 --> 04:16:11,380
I get you in the air on the volley, man.

6063
04:16:11,380 --> 04:16:12,380
Got you in the fucking air on the volley.

6064
04:16:12,380 --> 04:16:12,380
Oh no.

6065
04:16:12,380 --> 04:16:13,380
I'm gonna go down like the way he wants it to go down.

6066
04:16:13,380 --> 04:16:14,380
I'm gonna make sure that...

6067
04:16:14,380 --> 04:16:14,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6068
04:16:14,380 --> 04:16:15,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6069
04:16:15,380 --> 04:16:16,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6070
04:16:16,380 --> 04:16:17,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6071
04:16:17,380 --> 04:16:18,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6072
04:16:18,380 --> 04:16:19,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6073
04:16:19,380 --> 04:16:20,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6074
04:16:20,380 --> 04:16:21,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6075
04:16:21,380 --> 04:16:22,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6076
04:16:22,380 --> 04:16:23,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6077
04:16:23,380 --> 04:16:24,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6078
04:16:24,380 --> 04:16:25,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6079
04:16:25,380 --> 04:16:26,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6080
04:16:26,380 --> 04:16:28,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6081
04:16:28,380 --> 04:16:29,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6082
04:16:29,380 --> 04:16:30,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6083
04:16:30,380 --> 04:16:31,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6084
04:16:31,380 --> 04:16:32,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6085
04:16:32,380 --> 04:16:33,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6086
04:16:33,380 --> 04:16:34,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6087
04:16:34,380 --> 04:16:35,380
I'm not gonna go down like that.

6088
04:16:45,380 --> 04:16:50,380
I got some satas in the middle of a fucking deathmatch with a fucking sea creature.

6089
04:16:50,380 --> 04:16:55,380
But it was only mid.

6090
04:16:55,380 --> 04:16:57,380
It was only a mid amount of pesetas.

6091
04:16:57,380 --> 04:16:59,380
It's trash.

6092
04:16:59,380 --> 04:17:01,380
This con is trash man.

6093
04:17:01,380 --> 04:17:05,380
They wouldn't say cons though.

6094
04:17:05,380 --> 04:17:10,380
Cause it's so profoundly unacceptable in America.

6095
04:17:10,380 --> 04:17:13,380
This con is trash man.

6096
04:17:13,380 --> 04:17:17,380
Oh!

6097
04:17:17,380 --> 04:17:18,380
Oh!

6098
04:17:18,380 --> 04:17:28,380
Dog water man.

6099
04:17:28,380 --> 04:17:31,380
This creature is dog shit man.

6100
04:17:31,380 --> 04:17:32,380
Oh hi!

6101
04:17:32,380 --> 04:17:33,380
Woo!

6102
04:17:33,380 --> 04:17:34,380
Just as I said it as well.

6103
04:17:34,380 --> 04:17:35,380
You cut.

6104
04:17:35,380 --> 04:17:36,380
You cut.

6105
04:17:36,380 --> 04:17:39,380
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

6106
04:17:40,380 --> 04:17:40,380
Oh no.

6107
04:17:40,380 --> 04:17:41,380
Cause that stuff was a blast.

6108
04:17:41,380 --> 04:17:42,380
Oh no.

6109
04:17:42,380 --> 04:17:43,380
Oh thank fuck.

6110
04:17:43,380 --> 04:17:44,380
Thank god.

6111
04:17:44,380 --> 04:17:48,380
I thought there was gonna be a quick time event and I couldn't see because my screen was obscured

6112
04:17:48,380 --> 04:17:50,380
with the bomb drop sting.

6113
04:17:51,380 --> 04:17:52,380
First try as well.

6114
04:17:52,380 --> 04:17:53,380
Is that the helicopter?

6115
04:17:53,380 --> 04:17:54,380
Oh Jesus Christ!

6116
04:17:54,380 --> 04:17:55,380
Oh my god.

6117
04:17:55,380 --> 04:17:56,380
Oh my god.

6118
04:17:56,380 --> 04:18:00,380
I think he took his advantage for some reason.

6119
04:18:00,380 --> 04:18:01,380
Oh straight up.

6120
04:18:01,380 --> 04:18:03,380
For real man.

6121
04:18:03,380 --> 04:18:05,380
That cunt was trash.

6122
04:18:05,380 --> 04:18:07,380
The way I was hitting him with the spears.

6123
04:18:07,380 --> 04:18:09,380
In his mid riff.

6124
04:18:09,380 --> 04:18:11,380
Cause he was so mid.

6125
04:18:11,380 --> 04:18:12,380
For real.

6126
04:18:12,380 --> 04:18:13,380
No lies.

6127
04:18:13,380 --> 04:18:14,380
And that's the chapter end.

6128
04:18:14,380 --> 04:18:18,380
I wanna say thank you very much.

6129
04:18:18,380 --> 04:18:21,380
For everybody out there.

6130
04:18:21,380 --> 04:18:24,380
You saw me do the thing.

6131
04:18:24,380 --> 04:18:25,380
I killed the fish.

6132
04:18:25,380 --> 04:18:28,380
And now I'm gonna go to bed.

6133
04:18:29,380 --> 04:18:31,380
Thank you very much there.

6134
04:18:31,380 --> 04:18:32,380
Existential Judge Dredd.

6135
04:18:32,380 --> 04:18:33,380
Schult.

6136
04:18:33,380 --> 04:18:34,380
Higgins Harpoon.

6137
04:18:34,380 --> 04:18:36,380
Siegel from Hong Kong.

6138
04:18:36,380 --> 04:18:37,380
Schmel the Globe.

6139
04:18:37,380 --> 04:18:38,380
Kilo Lake.

6140
04:18:38,380 --> 04:18:39,380
Kilo Lake Monster 10.

6141
04:18:39,380 --> 04:18:40,380
Felix CD-ROM.

6142
04:18:40,380 --> 04:18:41,380
Conor McGregor.

6143
04:18:41,380 --> 04:18:42,380
Pox Biscuit.

6144
04:18:42,380 --> 04:18:43,380
Again.

6145
04:18:43,380 --> 04:18:44,380
CD-ROM.

6146
04:18:44,380 --> 04:18:45,380
I don't know how many times.

6147
04:18:45,380 --> 04:18:46,380
I'm actually.

6148
04:18:46,380 --> 04:18:47,380
Gonna have night terrors.

6149
04:18:47,380 --> 04:18:49,380
Based upon what's just happened.

6150
04:18:49,380 --> 04:18:50,380
But.

6151
04:18:50,380 --> 04:18:51,380
Look.

6152
04:18:51,380 --> 04:18:52,380
I really thought.

6153
04:18:52,380 --> 04:18:53,380
For real.

6154
04:18:53,380 --> 04:18:54,380
For real guys.

6155
04:18:54,380 --> 04:18:55,380
I really thought I fell off.

6156
04:18:55,380 --> 04:18:57,380
When the sea creature was fucking beating me.

6157
04:18:57,380 --> 04:18:58,380
But.

6158
04:18:58,380 --> 04:18:59,380
Not gonna lie.

6159
04:18:59,380 --> 04:19:01,380
I'm on a fucking journey right now.

6160
04:19:01,380 --> 04:19:02,380
And.

6161
04:19:02,380 --> 04:19:03,380
I'm here for it.

6162
04:19:03,380 --> 04:19:04,380
And I hope you're here for it as well.

6163
04:19:04,380 --> 04:19:06,380
You don't have to be dunking on me all the time.

6164
04:19:06,380 --> 04:19:08,380
In the fucking chat man.

6165
04:19:08,380 --> 04:19:09,380
I can't even.

6166
04:19:09,380 --> 04:19:11,380
And I'm absolutely gonna send it tomorrow.

6167
04:19:11,380 --> 04:19:13,380
When I get on again.

6168
04:19:13,380 --> 04:19:14,380
Seriously.

6169
04:19:14,380 --> 04:19:15,380
Seriously.

6170
04:19:15,380 --> 04:19:17,380
I'm gonna be on that grind.

6171
04:19:17,380 --> 04:19:18,380
For real.

6172
04:19:18,380 --> 04:19:19,380
For real.

6173
04:19:19,380 --> 04:19:20,380
It's gonna be.

6174
04:19:20,380 --> 04:19:22,380
So chef's kiss.

6175
04:19:22,380 --> 04:19:23,380
When I fuck up those.

6176
04:19:23,380 --> 04:19:25,380
Gnado cunts and shit.

6177
04:19:25,380 --> 04:19:26,380
Right.

6178
04:19:26,380 --> 04:19:27,380
Okay.

6179
04:19:27,380 --> 04:19:28,380
I'll talk to you later.

6180
04:19:28,380 --> 04:19:29,380
Thanks very much.

6181
04:19:29,380 --> 04:19:29,380
Good night.

6182
04:19:29,380 --> 04:19:30,380
And god bless.

6183
04:19:30,380 --> 04:19:31,380
Tom.

6184
04:19:31,380 --> 04:19:32,380
Do you wanna say anything?

6185
04:19:32,380 --> 04:19:33,380
You're alive.

6186
04:19:33,380 --> 04:19:34,380
Yeah.

6187
04:19:34,380 --> 04:19:35,380
I wanna say thanks very much everybody.

6188
04:19:35,380 --> 04:19:36,380
I'll talk to you later on.

6189
04:19:36,380 --> 04:19:37,380
It's nice to come back.

6190
04:19:37,380 --> 04:19:41,380
I've been really looking forward to getting the stream in with the Resident Evil.

6191
04:19:41,380 --> 04:19:42,380
And it's great to be back.

6192
04:19:42,380 --> 04:19:45,380
And thank you very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.

6193
04:19:45,380 --> 04:19:47,380
And all the fucking best.

6194
04:19:47,380 --> 04:19:48,380
And Frankish Gones.

6195
04:19:48,380 --> 04:19:51,380
And, um, Ethan.

6196
04:19:51,380 --> 04:19:53,380
And, uh, Badger.

6197
04:19:53,380 --> 04:19:54,380
And, uh, Badger.

6198
04:19:54,380 --> 04:20:00,380
And, uh, I think there's one or two more names that were tipping when we were off stream for a few months there.

6199
04:20:00,380 --> 04:20:02,380
I wanna say thank you very, very much.

6200
04:20:02,380 --> 04:20:03,380
Very kind of you.

6201
04:20:03,380 --> 04:20:09,380
And also to none other than, uh, the man, the myth, the legend, Gary Devil.

6202
04:20:10,380 --> 04:20:11,380
And CD Ram as well.

6203
04:20:11,380 --> 04:20:13,380
Goodnight and god bless, folks.

6204
04:20:13,380 --> 04:20:18,380
Absolutely unbelievable work which has been put in the beginning of the season.

6205
04:20:18,380 --> 04:20:20,380
Few more games left to go.

6206
04:20:20,380 --> 04:20:25,380
I didn't think Leon had it in him when he was throwing those Britney Spears into the midriff of that sea creature.

6207
04:20:25,380 --> 04:20:29,380
We know that sea creature used to actually swim with me in Valencia.

6208
04:20:29,380 --> 04:20:32,380
I used to go into the, uh, take a dip every day.

6209
04:20:32,380 --> 04:20:33,380
I'd be eating oranges.

6210
04:20:33,380 --> 04:20:37,380
And then I'd go on and ride on that creature's back day in, day out.

6211
04:20:37,380 --> 04:20:38,380
He's well-trained.

6212
04:20:38,380 --> 04:20:40,380
Lord Sadler's been feeding him fish and humans.

6213
04:20:40,380 --> 04:20:41,380
Headless cons.

6214
04:20:41,380 --> 04:20:43,380
But I'll tell you another thing.

6215
04:20:43,380 --> 04:20:45,380
The best is yet to come.

6216
04:20:45,380 --> 04:20:49,380
If you, if Leon thinks he's gonna really get through to the end of the season without coming up against,

6217
04:20:49,380 --> 04:20:52,380
real adversity, he has to think again.

6218
04:20:52,380 --> 04:20:56,380
Because those Ganados, they've been fed on terror apples.

6219
04:20:56,380 --> 04:20:58,380
They've been eating terror ice.

6220
04:20:58,380 --> 04:20:59,380
They've been chewing their heads off.

6221
04:20:59,380 --> 04:21:05,380
They're absolutely gagging to kill and go again and go again and go again.

6222
04:21:05,380 --> 04:21:06,380
Seriously.

6223
04:21:06,380 --> 04:21:08,380
Unbelievable work putting tonight.

6224
04:21:08,380 --> 04:21:11,380
I think we're gonna see a cracking end to the season.

6225
04:21:11,380 --> 04:21:13,380
Thanks very much.

6226
04:21:13,380 --> 04:21:15,380
Did someone drop a bomb in your shoe?

6227
04:21:15,380 --> 04:21:16,380
Unbelievable analysis.

6228
04:21:16,380 --> 04:21:18,380
And we'll talk to you later on.

6229
04:21:18,380 --> 04:21:20,380
Everybody, good night.

6230
04:21:20,380 --> 04:21:21,380
God bless.

6231
04:21:21,380 --> 04:21:22,380
We'll see you later.

6232
04:21:22,380 --> 04:21:23,380
All the best.

6233
04:21:23,380 --> 04:21:24,380
I love women.

6234
04:21:24,380 --> 04:21:26,380
I'm mad about women.

6235
04:21:26,380 --> 04:21:28,380
I've been married three times.

6236
04:21:28,380 --> 04:21:30,380
I'm infatuated with women.

6237
04:21:30,380 --> 04:21:32,380
Game Boy.

6238
04:21:32,380 --> 04:21:33,380
Nintendo's Game Boy.

6239
04:21:40,380 --> 04:21:43,380
Sorry, I forgot to hit stop streaming there.

6240
04:21:43,380 --> 04:21:44,380
Thank you very much there, guys.

6241
04:21:44,380 --> 04:21:46,380
Number two, Frank McCord.

6242
04:21:46,380 --> 04:21:47,380
Andy the Fork.

6243
04:21:47,380 --> 04:21:48,380
Thank you very, very much.

6244
04:21:48,380 --> 04:21:49,380
I hope you're getting on well.
